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@RoofHanzo

4 years

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

3 years

Wow so inspiring if I grind hard enough I’ll be born rich too

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

Ppl forget 50% of defi is just Justin sun fucking around on different hot wallets

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

Rotating some profits into losses here

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

best trader I know just sent me this and said "no comment"

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

We will try to do so in a way that minimizes market impact. Due to market conditions and limited liquidity, we expect this will take a few months to complete.

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

UST up 100% since Do Kwon officially labels it a failure Only in crypto

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Only thing rare about my jpegs is an interested counterparty

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Is Cobie custodying the Do Kwon bet wallet in USDT or?

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@RoofHanzo

7 months

but u wont blv it

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re non fungible tokens

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

Just flipped my monitor vertical and automatically learned python

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

2 years

guy who lost all his money on FTX warning you to withdraw immediately from binance

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

2 years

BREAKING: Jim Kramer discloses large short bitcoin position 30 minutes ahead of the opening bell

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

some quick thoughts on #bitcoin

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

And here’s Margot Robie to explain how your favorite exchange’s liquidation engine functions

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Retail traders love to refer to other market participants as retail

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

This would be a great week for a 6 figure airdrop imo

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Just one more 100x god please then I’ll quit I swear

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

"are we in a recession?" FED: "look I want to start off by saying, we fucked up, we're sorry. We still don't have access to all the systems and data and are trying to piece things together."

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

3 years

After wasting hours on discord puzzle games your reward get dumped on relentlessly while stuck in the exit queue You will eat the bugs

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

No more free FTT longs

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Can’t believe GCR stole the generational CHZ short from everyone

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

3 years

“Buckle Up”

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

raoul pal wrote the foreword for bitboy's book lol

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

2 years

fud is simply a tool used by whales to get you to sell them your weth DYOR!!!

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

A $10 move in eth price is now 1%

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Crypto type of market where you gotta be retarded to make money and smart to keep it

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

New fud dropped Alameda is the next 3AC on steroids

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

ya we're fucked

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@carolinecapital

3 years

nothing like regular amphetamine use to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal, non-medicated human experience is

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Big mood

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@RoofHanzo

1 year

We’re so early

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

man's got 12 burner landlines

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

9 months

what Huberman doesn't understand is that generational wealth can be fumbled by getting 8 hours of REM sleep

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

2 years

We will pump off the bottom extremely quickly, leaving most investors trapped in levered shorts eating turkey and explaining the FTX saga to their grandparents

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

degen subacc 24-hour turbo run 30x'd thanks to LOOK (good coin) w/d'ing before the turbo run to 0

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

2 years

If you liked UST at $1, you’re going to love it at $0

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

3 years

Aight so what’s the next 6-fig airdrop that doesn’t require I own a $250k jpeg

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

10 months

Solana phone arbitrage traders will need to hold the 0.00002 $BONK line to remain in the green while their device is vesting in transit

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

in hindsight, we probably shouldn't have trusted a guy who can't tie his shoes to run one of the largest exchanges in the space

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

@HsakaTrades solved

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

The @cobie effect

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Paid group knew vitalik was packing a wrench weeks ago

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

so, the whole effective altruism thing sounds a little better on paper after all

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

CEL up 3x since announcing (insinuating?) insolvency & halting withdrawals Welcome to crypto

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

@stablekwon congrats on the sex

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

Man some of these 2017 coins that never caught a whiff of the 2021 bull flow are so tragic

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Everybody wanna bitch about SPX correlation and beg the gods to trade the decorrelation, then as soon as the market offers an uncorrelated coin in crypto they jump right to “the market is wrong” and fade it Powerful levels of self psyop at play

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@RoofHanzo

3 months

oh what's that just avax casually down almost 10% on a saturday on seemingly no news?

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@RoofHanzo

2 months

selling ethereum here is insane bc that would require owning ethereum

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

discuss

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

1 year

Top signals are always obvious in hindsight but if you’re actively looking for them you’ll find them everywhere, everyday

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

1 year

After aping in 500 eth towards the end of the BALD deployer's liquidity injections, this PEPE whale doubled down for a 1000 eth haircut

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

What does the Vitalik retirement candle look like

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

2 years

Me, waiting for price to increase before revealing I bought the dip

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

6 months

best trader i know just said: never research, do NOT read a single sentence about any of these tokens i tend to believe him

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

3 years

Ppl be like “how are you down 50%?” While the “blue chip” they shilled a couple weeks ago is down more than that

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

2 years

IPO is just the tradfi equivalent of an FTX perp listing

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

A classic example of the whole group chat buying something and circlejerking as they pump each other’s bags only to realize there’s no exit liquidity as they nuke each other

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

POV: you left your cushy job to be a "full time trader"

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@RoofHanzo

1 year

1 hr ago: leverage longing dogshit now: panic withdrawing from cex

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Everyone wanna be on the rooftop now that we’re winning. Nobody wanted to be on the rooftop when we were in the trenches battling goblin town. Says a lot

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Ppl will spend the whole way down trying to catch the bottom long and then if they haven’t lost everything by the time they catch the bottom long, they will be conditioned to close it for 1-5%

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hanzo

@RoofHanzo

3 years

We will continue to denominate in RUB until morale improves

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@RoofHanzo

10 months

Somebody who slept through that is gonna wake up check price, get excited, check trading account, see $0

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

This the dude everyone on here worships?

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Bottoms probably not in until BTC starts outperforming on the bounces

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@RoofHanzo

11 months

Tops not in until you start getting these texts

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@RoofHanzo

10 months

I get Su's been AFK for a bit, but how do you tweet that, after this

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

SZ’s condescending pseudo intellectual tweets hit real diff as we learn more about what was playing out behind the scenes Davies basically just looks like a Chimpzoo alt but Su rly went full blown sociopath larp. He just like me fr

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

@CL207

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@RoofHanzo

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

SBF blocking Hsaka is one of my potential bottom signals (proprietary)

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@RoofHanzo

7 months

Real

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Disable your deposits @FTX_Official

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Vitalik taught us how to live out of a backpack with zero expenses and we didn’t read between the lines

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

haha ya bros isn't this epic we're making so much cheddar LFG trading is easy!!!

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Eth at $2k and both sides of the market see themselves as contrarians

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

I'm here for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to imagine what the smell might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here tonight, I'm afraid that I don't smell - a - thing.

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

At what AVAX price does SZ & team remove red triangles from Twitter name?

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

It may be entertaining, but if CZ & SBF rly going to war nobody wins

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

@CitronResearch For those wondering: I'm totally fine. Just disconnecting from all the Twitter negativity and focusing on charts/enjoying life. There's no point tweeting when there's no change. And yes, still short and strong. Interesting week ahead.

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

@DegenSpartan Stable spartan now labels holding stablecoin a “degen trade” - sources

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

Personally, I always trust the weekend pump, because this time could be different

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

guy who's never used etherscan 20x shorting eth under 1100 on cobie's birthday

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

My mental model for markets looks something like this

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@RoofHanzo

9 months

Funding doesn’t matter until you start seeing Twitter threads about why funding doesn’t matter

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@RoofHanzo

3 years

Fudding your own bags cements conviction, it’s not a meme

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@RoofHanzo

3 months

"running back the TIA playbook" well, they weren't wrong

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@RoofHanzo

2 years

CZ's strongstream vs. SBF's dribble Clearly there are some persistent issues (UI execution delays, slow price feed, blahblahblah etc.) Is the root of these issues FTX's incompetence, or their proficiency, and which is more concerning?

Hounds (new dad szn)🐺

@___hounds

2 years

I see we’re doing our recurring “ftx connection bad” discussion allow me to throw my favorite point into the right Ftx charts on tradingview load slower than binance, Bybit, etc pointed out to whatshisface chi CEO and he said “hmmm we’ll look” and never responded again lmao

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