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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I CAN BARELY GET 5 LIKES IN 3 HOURS I AM SO OVER

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

TOMORROW I OFFICIALLY LOSE IOWA THANK YOU TO BILL MITCHELL JENNA ELLIS AND OTHERS WHO ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED MY CAMPAIGN THANK YOU AND GOOD BYE😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

JUST PLEASE DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME I STILL HAVE A CHANCE OF HITTING 3RD PLACE😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

I AM OFFICIALLY LEAVING THE RACE GOOD BYE THIS IS EMBARRASSING 😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis NO MY CAMPAIGN IS OVER NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ME😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

Look at the end of the day I NEED HELP WITH MY POLL NUMBERS PLEASE HELP I AM GOING INSANE😭😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis YES I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING TO WIN AT THIS POINT I WILL START PAYING PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR ME

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis IT IS TIME TO GET ME OUT OF SINGLE DIGITS😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

GETTING READY TO LOSE IT’S TIME FOR MY CAMPAIGN TO END😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

SO IT LOOKS LIKE MY WIFE JILL CONVINCED ME TO STAY IN THE RACE AFTER OUR SHOCKING 30 POINT LOSS😭 I AM GOING INSANE

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis LET’S JUST END THE CAMPAIGN WE BOTH KNOW WE HAVE NO SHOT ANYMORE

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

Nothing better than having a few drinks to forget I am hitting single digits in the polls 🍾🍻🥂😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

VOTE FOR ME SO THAT I CAN AFFORD A HEIGHT EXTENSION😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

@joma_gc I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT I AM A LOSER😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I NEED ANYTHING TO SAVE MY CAMPAIGN

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY COWBOY BOOTS AND ANYONE MAKING FUN OF THEM SHOULD STOP😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis My campaign can’t make it out of single digits if we keep embarrassing ourselves 😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

Look at the end of the day I have every right to eat my boogers😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis @CaseyDeSantis @KimReynoldsIA @joniernst MY WIFE JILL MADE ME WRITE THIS

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN EXECPT WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS ME A GOOD MEAL

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis This is how I ended my whole political career in just 3 months

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I AM GETTING ANGRY AND MY VOICE IS GETTING SQUEAKY 😭😡

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

10 months

PLEASE WATCH MY DEBATE WITH NEWSOM SOON I WILL DEFINITELY BRING MY HIGH HEELED BOOTS😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I DID KICK TUCKER CARLSON’S DOG😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

MY NAME ISN’T RICK😭😡

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

I AM STILL WHINING ABOUT TRUMP WINNING😭 WHY COULDN’T I HAVE WON😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I am announcing I am picking Jeb Bush for Vice President so that I can blame it on him when I lose

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I WILL DELIVER TO PEOPLES HOMES SINCE I WILL SOON BE WORKING AT A FAST FOOD PLACE😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

My face when I hear I am no longer even polling in double digits anymore😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@Politics_Polls NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

THAT’S RIGHT I WON SECOND PLACE WE DID IT WE LOST BY 30 POINTS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE NEVER BACK DOWN😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I really did enjoy this I got free meatballs

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

@DanScavino I will never be TRUMP😭 ALL I AM GOOD AT IS WEARING BOOTS

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis Exactly they BETTER NOT CENSOR THAT I LOVE MEATBALLS NO ONE CAN BREAK THE LOVE OF ME WITH MEATBALLS OR PUDDING

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@mitchellvii THANK YOU BILL THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

SO WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE? I HONESTLY AM JUST GOING TO TRY AND BRING BACK MY POLITICAL CAREER, AND MAYBE I CAN WIN IN 2028

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND I AM STILL LOSING IN THE POLLS😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

@MagaMemeWizard @InstaGator2024 MY CAMPAIGN IS A CLOWN SHOW

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA 😬😬😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@mitchellvii THANK YOU BILL FOR UNBLOCKING ME AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I THINK WE HAVE TO FACE REALITY AND REALIZE MY CAMPAIGN IS OVER

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis JUST TO BE CLEAR I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I FAILED😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis PEGGY WAS SO RUDE TO ME SHE CALLED ME ROB😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

MY WIFE HAS OFFICIALLY LET ME LEAVE THE RACE! GOODBYE AMERICA I KNOW YOU WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

@RonDeSantis IT’S THE TIME FOR MY RUN FOR PRESIDENT OFFICIALLY ENDS😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@IAPolls2022 CHANGE THIS IMMEDIATELY PAUL RYAN

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I AM IN HIDING AND EVERYONE IS ABANDONING ME😭😭

miguelifornia

@miguelifornia

1 year

NEW HAMPSHIRE looking good Rob🐊🤣 #DeSantis

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

THIS IS THE STATE OF MY CAMPAIGN 😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

I AM NOT TOTALLY IRRELEVANT YET I AM STILL GOVERNOR GUYS😭😭 PLEASE DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RubyRayMedia @LauraLoomer @RonDeSantis My friend Paul Ryan

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

JUST FORGET ABOUT ME AND LET ME RUN FOR STATE SENATE AT LEAST??? I DID THE WRONG THING, BUT PLEASE FORGIVE ME😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY 😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

@RonDeSantis I CAN ONLY GET 3 LIKES IN 2 DAYS MY CAMPAIGN IS A CLOWN SHOW😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@johncardillo KEEP GOING I WILL KEEP SENDING THE CHECKS IN THE MAIL

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

7 months

SO SINCE EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP SHOES I GOT MY OWN COMING OUT😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

MY CAMPAIGN IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER PLEASE JUST DON’T CALL ME RICK OR ROB ANYMORE THANK YOU😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I want to have a country that wears high heels like me

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I AM OUT OF BREATH NOW JUST VOTE FOR ME I WON’T TELL ANYONE😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

FOR HALLOWEEN I AM GOING TO GET EXTRA HIGH HEELED BOOTS😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis JOIN TEAM MEATBALL PLEASE PLEASE…😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

MY WHOLE CAMPAIGN IS JUST A MASSIVE CLOWN SHOW! 😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I mean.. I can’t deny it

miguelifornia

@miguelifornia

1 year

"I had a number of guys" Rob DeSantis in New Hampshire

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@MTGrepp @mtgreenee I am hoping I get hired by a pizza parlor

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

TRUMP JUST GOT 98% OF THE NEVDA VOTE AND IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE JUST FORGOT ABOUT ME😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis NOBODY IS NOW BE QUIET WE KNOW WE’RE LOSING TO THE LISTLESS VESSELS

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis @CaseyDeSantis While I am in Iowa Trump was getting arrested in Georgia

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE LIKES ME ANYMORE I MEAN THE WORST THING I HAVE DONE IS BETRAYING DONALD TRUMP😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis I NEED PEOPLE TO NOT BOO AT ME SO PLEASE SHOW UP TO THE DEBATE

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@CaseyDeSantis THANK YOU JILL AT LEAST SOMEONE CARES FOR ME

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

VOTE FOR ME TO MAKE AMERICA MEATBALL AGAIN JUST DONATE ME $10

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

WHO WILL WIN IOWA? I REALLY NEED YOUR VOTE I AM TRYING TO PROVE TO MY WIFE JILL THAT I AM NOT A LOSER😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

JEB BUSH PLEASE SAVE ME

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@joma_gc WHO LEAKED THIS 😡

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@mattgaetz VOTE PAUL RYAN FOR SPEAKER

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

10 months

WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH MY BOOTS YOU GUYS DO KNOW MY BOOT ISN’T RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?? MY BOOT COULD PROBABLY POLL HIGHER THAN ME THOUGH😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

@Sheepywasbanned @Eesrepublic HE ALREADY CALLED AND TOLD ME HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAINST ME SINCE I AM SUCH A LOSER😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

EVEN BILL MITCHELL SUPPORTS TRUMP NOW I KNEW HE WAS DISLOYAL ONLY CARED FOR HIS PAYCHECK😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

TRUMP IS BACK TO X/TWITTER EMERGENCY WE NEED ANOTHER REBOOT

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

10 months

I FAILED AGAIN 😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

NONE OF MY FRIENDS EVEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE THE ONLY ONES I HAVE LEFT IS PAUL RYAN AND JEB BUSH

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis JUST JOIN US ALREADY😭😭😡😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis Yes LET’S KEEP TRICKING THE PUBLIC TOGETHER

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

9 months

@mark_martini_ THANK YOU😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

IF I WAS RUNNING FOR KENTUCKY GOVERNOR I WOULD HAVE WON BY 1000 WITH MY BOOTS😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@TeamDeSantis MY CAMPAIGN IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis THEY BETTER NOT CENSOR HOW BAD ICEE’S ARE FOR YOU

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

AT THE END OF THE DAY ME AND MY BOOTS LOVE EACH OTHER DO NOT DARE QUESTION IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👢👢🎤

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis THEY JUST LOVE TO CHIRP ABOUT ME ALL DAY LONG

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I AM REALLY SENSITIVE WITH MY HEIGHT😭😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

To the rumors out there yes I am a meatball, but am shaped like a pear🍐

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

1 DAY LEFT BEFORE MY CAMPAIGN IS OVER WAIT IT ALREADY IS😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

Look I wanted to make sure I was safe to put my hand up since everyone always makes fun of me for everything I do😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

8 months

SO TODAY I AM NOT IN THE RACE SO I GUESS I AM ROOTING FOR NIKKI 😭😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@IAPolls2022 @coefficientpoll I AM TIED WITH CHRIS CHRISTIE I AM SO DONE

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@RonDeSantis As President I will eat meatballs all day long I will fight for Meatballs I will fight for Pudding I will fight against ICEE’S I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A GOOD MEAL, AND WE WILL FINALLY END ICEE’S ONCE AND FOR ALL

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

7 months

SO NOW NIKKI IS OUT AS WELL MY LAST HOPE IS DAVID STUCKENBURG😭😭😭😭 PLEASE STOP TRUMP I CAN’T DEAL WITH HEARING DESANCTUS ONE MORE TIME😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

@miguelifornia 😭😭WE KEEP LOSING

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

IT IS TIME TO MAKE BOOTS GREAT AGAIN NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BUY NEW HIGH HEELED BOOTS😭

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

11 months

@JackPosobiec STOP IT😭😭😭 I NEED MY BOOTS IN THIS PICTURE

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Ron DeSantis Press Release (Parody)

@Ron_Parody__

1 year

I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF SINGLE DIGITS CAN ANYONE HELP WITH THAT?

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