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@RodneyFarmer

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2 years
someone has customised his motor 🤣
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2 years
more gaps than Jon McLaughlin's gloves
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2 years
Four years today since one of Fraser Fucking Forster's best 90 minutes.
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5 months
Good evening from Kilmarnock. Champions again
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4 years
Don't go to Blackpool. Advice for life not just for Covid.
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4 years
This one aged well. Unlucky with Fleetwood last night Barrie.
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
8 years
#Celtic 's Kieran Tierney is a decent player but Barrie McKay is Scottish football's most gifted talent - McFarlane
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4 years
Typo in the Record again this morning
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5 years
The big screen now 🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
One for the Celtic fans greeting about Lennon
@ManUtdChannel
Man Utd Channel
5 years
Ole shouting “One more time and you’re f*cking off” at Jesse Lingard. Subs him off 2 minutes later. 🙌🏼
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2 years
Top punditry from "Thommo"
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3 years
Turned out nice again.
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4 years
Harry Potter and the Failure to Understand Football Rivalry
@DR_Celtic
Record Celtic Podcast
4 years
Celtic fans' Rangers mockery branded 'Mickey Mouse loserville' as ex-SPFL chief fires blind eye warning 👀
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4 years
Here's another one hurting #disrespectful
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3 years
A beautiful Sunday
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3 years
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Paul McStay
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6 years
Amazing we won this game given how second best we were seemingly
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1 year
Aberdeen shouldn't get too cocky. They will be playing the real Rangers next time.
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6 years
If Beaton saw these incidents then he should not be refereeing at professional level.
@STVSport
STV Sport
6 years
Rangers striker Alfredo Morelos will face no SFA disciplinary charges
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8 months
Turned out nice again. Fairly straightfoward win. Bernabei very good. Fair play to the St Mirren fans for turning out in huge numbers. 4.4k is an embarrassing attendance..
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5 years
Lazio. We should send the cheque to UEFA now.
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2 years
On the upside, it's been a good learning experience for McGregor (40) and Davis (37). Not forgetting young Arfield (34).
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5 years
An absolute fucking joke of a stadium. In a fucking wedding marquee.
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5 years
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6 years
I can't believe Gerrard didn't go for the...
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3 years
@CelticFC A reckless gamble. Really the best we could get? Doubt it. Board embarrassing themselves again.
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5 years
I've seen us play really well in cup finals and lose. Today is as sweet as
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4 years
Mind Dave Cormack was telling everyone how unprofessional the SPFL board was? Maybe he should have looked to his own club first. An absolute fucking shambles.
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5 years
Remember when guys like Rudi Vata used to score in games that didn't matter against them? This was today.
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3 years
Got this old classic belting out
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5 years
I would never presume to tell anyone how to vote. It would be remiss of me, however, not to remind you of this...
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4 years
International football is not only pish, it is now dangerous. Should be scrapped for the foreseeable.
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4 years
@CelticFC can I ask where the value added is in paying for access to a game but we don't hear from the manager post game but the BBC do? This isn't on.
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1 year
Football. Bloody hell. A dagger in the heart of St Mirren
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5 years
Bottom of the league Hearts is such a delightful saying.
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4 months
Souness still a bitter hurting fud. Didn't notice him mention any other Scotland player's club.
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3 years
Quadruples aren't just for anybody.
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6 years
More spaces than Alex Rae’s teeth
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6 years
Impressed by the Danny McGrain bust. Who snuck that one in?
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3 years
@ScottishFA @mcgowan_stephen Absolute rot. They didn't embarrass the national game. They embarrassed one club and one club only. As usual you trot out the not real fans line which means, as usual, you will do hee haw about it. Btw are the words "anti Catholic" beyond you?
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8 years
Train back full of pished up rugby wankers. Still all drinking. Open a can of shandy on the train to Perth tomorrow and you'll get lifted.
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4 years
Tom English will be happy at last
@alextomo
alex thomson
4 years
Leicester for lockdown today. Data suggesting Doncaster could be next
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5 years
@HeartsRant Hope you enjoyed your evening. Arbroath will be a good trip for you next year.
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2 years
@mrewanmurray same old Ewan. I'm sure if Hearts win tomorrow there will be no mention of wage bills. And you can ram your OF pish with a broom handled putter.
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5 years
New album should be great
@billboard
billboard
5 years
Adele and husband Simon Konecki have separated
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4 years
Celtic have just issued a profit warning after Derek from Sandyhills says the rangers won't be taking any away tickets. All 750 of them @ClydeSSB
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4 years
Did Sturgeon seriously say we are moving back to the level system at the end of April? And possibly go to Level 3. That is genuinely unbefuckingleivable. That 16 day circuit breaker is going to make it to over 5 months.
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3 years
Lots of respect to the Danish team tonight for looking out for, and after, Christian Eriksen, and his partner, tonight. Not easy in the circumstances. Delighted it looks like he is on the mend.
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4 years
A public service announcement. It is worth remembering that anyone trying to point score, or play a whataboutery card about sexual abuse in football, is really best ignored. This stuff is truly horrific.
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6 years
@MetroRadioNews @bobby__peru He will get fined a few squid
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3 years
I'm not one to go overboard, but Hatate is a sensational player. Looks like he has everything in his locker. I have a new favourite.
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5 years
Getting a UEFA fine for calling this lot out should be a badge of honour.
@guardian_sport
Guardian sport
5 years
‘Shame on you’: Mario Balotelli accuses Lazio fans of racism
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3 years
@ScotRail Only an hour late. No bad for Scotrail.
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5 years
And, Fraser fucking Forster btw
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2 years
Every day is a proud dad day but today goes up to 11 #graduationday
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6 years
Lee McCulloch makes Private Eye with this belter. I blame the schools.
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6 years
Weah is a really exciting player to watch. Going to be a fun few months. Burke looked good tonight too.
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3 years
What do BBC Scotland see in this stuttering, incompetent fud Steven "Thommo" Thomson? A truly useless presenter.
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5 years
Bitton was fucking tremendous
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5 years
Hopefully someone @CelticFC takes this shit stirring clown @MattLindsayHT to task over this.
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11 months
A magnificent game of football. Played out of our skins
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3 years
Amazed St Johnstone didn't use Middleton to roll the pitch.
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6 years
Mark Hateley here explaining how Defoe won the League Cup when he was at a different club
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1 year
Turned out nice again. Champions' huddle
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3 years
RIP Wim. You made a lot of people very happy. Thanks for the memories.
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4 years
Im starting to fall for this man 💚
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1 year
On the road again. Dingwall on a Sunday morning is on no-one's bucket list
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2 years
Dull, drench and cold but, in the end, it turned out nice again.
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6 years
I’m know for a fact that three of those dogs don’t like the other five.
@BBCSportsound
BBC Sportsound
6 years
Can Kris Boyd remember the names of his eight dogs?
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3 years
The most devastated person in the stadium seems to be Steven Craigan. Shame. Great result not performance.
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5 years
Fraser Fucking Forster
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4 years
That's me Astra Zeneca'd oot ma nut
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4 years
Boooooooooo @CelticFC you are about to find out apathy is worse than anger
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4 months
and with that they were gone
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4 years
@jamesdoleman Three tins of polish. Which one's the musketeer? The Dark Tan Yin
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7 years
McInness 0-9 Rodgers
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3 years
@BBCSportScot Do captains nick from their pals, take EBTs and go bankrupt?
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3 years
Can't believe Spurs have sacked Mourinho after he got them qualifying for the European Super League.
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2 years
what a brilliant half of football. A year ago we couldn't beat Livingston. Tonight we are toe to toe with the CL holders. Hatate passing imperious.
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3 years
Like pubs aren't just all about drinking, libraries aren't just all about reading. Save Whiteinch Library.
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@mcgowan_stephen Amazing when your manager lets you cross the half way line.
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6 years
Job done
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6 years
@LFC_LION You heard of Kenny Dalglish mate?
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6 years
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
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2 years
Another reason, in case you needed one, to loathe this wee dick.
@guardian_sport
Guardian sport
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Neymar has come out in support of President Jair Bolsonaro, three days before the far-right leader looks set to lose a bitter re-election race against his rival Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. By @adowniebrazil
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7 years
The Daily Record man markings from last night. An accurate reflection I'm sure you'll agree.
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1 year
My King 💚
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6 years
I don’t think this is one of the wise men here
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7 years
Aberdeen ST holders get to buy 2 tickets for the final. They had 12k at semi final. We sell out the semi final but get less tickets? Bonkers
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7 years
Here @grantrussell_ you can have this for your statement tonight ‘Well Pumped
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4 years
Chim chimnee...
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6 years
Orange sky at night means The Rangers are shite
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9 months
Can't believe Newcastle are celebrating going 2 up against Sunderland. I mean, the wage differential @mrewanmurray
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6 years
Turned out nice again.
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2 years
It is an absolute joke that people who are sitting in the house watching this on TV get to see replays on VAR calls, and people in stadium, despite a big screen, haven't a fucking clue what is being looked at and why.
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6 years
Burke can run like fuck
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11 months
Hope all the early leavers get home for Sportscene given they have missed three goals. Fannies 🤣🤣
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4 years
You couldn't just say footballer you racist prick. Hope you choke on it.
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2 years
It cannot be stressed enough, watching Hatate play is an absolute joy.
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@TarantinoWorld
Quentin Tarantino Universe
11 months
Tell me someone in yellow more iconic than her.
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