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@RobertoSatire

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Lamine Yamal will destroy centurions
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@ProudFede The last time ronaldo won the world cup 🀯
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@akf10i Lewa has more goals than Ronaldo during that period right?
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@MessiHype Wtf 😭 left clear
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@fcbRobin10 This would not happen in bundesliga or laliga
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@Jessicafrndz "I am sorry. I was seeking attention and thought that the entire internet was composed of individuals like myself who would support and give me attention. Unfortunately, I realize now that people are not as I had thought in my bubble.” Find that guy and say this
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@Jessicafrndz "I am sorry. I was seeking attention and thought that the entire internet was composed of individuals like myself who would support and give me attention. Unfortunately, I realize now that people are not as I had thought in my bubble.” Find that guy and say this
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@Pxxdressi That’s not even violating its literally facts
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@PSGINT_ BREAKING NEWS πŸš¨β€ΌοΈ Lionel Messi has TATTOOED PSG’s Champions League trophy on his arm.
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@PSGINT_ Madrid is way more organised it won’t happen lol
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Everything was fair until the 🐐 won
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@CobraKai19733 β€œClutch”
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@lanrrrre That doesn’t make him better than anyone in that list though mate
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@cd_foot @FCB_ACEE @laligafrauds Because he is better player
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@vini_ball Mbappe already surpassed Ronaldo’s legacy haaland can as well but Messi’s legacy no but mbappe can sit on a table with messi
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β—‰ Michel Platini 1984 πŸ‡²πŸ‡« β—‰ Xavi HernΓ‘ndez 2008 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¦ β—‰ Marco Van Basten 1988 πŸ‡³πŸ‡± 3 of the Greatest Individual Euro Campaigns of all time.
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@samlutd I was in the Yellow House and I was tired of carrying those bums every year We always used to come last
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@RasitPro @Leo_messii_7 Messi has performed in big stages unlike certain fraud who got exposed and was proven to be Another rashford without his world class teammates feeding him.
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@xz__zk @laligafrauds He made a career out of 1 yard Tapins
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@MESMERlC @AlbicelesteTalk For paid post they probably supply him templates and materials
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@BlancoYMessiii You are Barcelona fan pal
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@filan1902 @BarcaUniversal Pepe got no card for purposefully spelling on Messi’s finger stop lying
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@ValvRmfc Ronaldo has 0 footballers friends for a reason
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@MagicalXavi Ronaldo is a fraud at international level not only world cup
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@Aziz_RMCF Messi in a suit made for kings
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@MagicalXavi Ronaldo deserves 2023 ballon dor it’s harder to milk camel than win the world cup
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@maccaronnyy @cfcmaho @amitttrmfc Messi having better teammates doesn't necessarily mean that Ronaldo had shit teammates.
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@soanrmcf @FootbalGalaxy Pique > vidic Scholes isn’t even better then pedri
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@jacoxrmcf @F4STFATI @rmam0dric β€œ20-30 k fans to sometimes full stadium” stop waffling
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@DzyaArmen @KungTroll @MCFC_Kele_ @EIonOUT @pepsecshualfcb Stop giving these people attention they don’t watch the game
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@Streplic @PSGINT_ Harder league una he scored against Xerez
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@fiago7 @Laudrupszn He chose Ronaldo out of the two options because Messi had turned up before the 2022 World Cup and then turned up again in 2022, while Ronaldo did not turn up before or during the 2022 World Cup.
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@SchnitzelKroos Acting like messi hasn’t humiliated them lol
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@vini_ball Pedri is twice better than bellingham
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@OnlySacro @kakasznn Doesn’t move me mbappe better
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@FCB_ACEE That’s literally what ronaldo used to do though score tapins
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@cherry_lfc @lfcGoatskiRL9 No one is rooting for Rm atleast not real barca fans lol
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@ManagingBarca Not a barca legend anymore
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@Jessicafrndz "I am sorry. I was seeking attention and thought that the entire internet was composed of individuals like myself who would support and give me attention. Unfortunately, I realize now that people are not as I had thought in my bubble.” Find that guy and say this
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@Travelmypath @janufooty @markgoldbridge You rather watching it doesn’t make Southampton vs brighton better pal Villarreal vs Athletico is way better
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@YamiiRoddriguez Eres la razΓ³n por la que perdimos, por favor anuncia tu retiro, no te reclamate. No eres lo suficientemente bueno para jugar por Argentina, llama a la prensa ahora mismo y prepara tu discurso de retiro
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Mbappe is litreally upgraded version of Ronaldo
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We're more likely to see another Messi than another Cristiano Ronaldo.
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@Sab_FCB1 @agambi7 Stop getting pressed over football opinions. Grow up.
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@AFCAKlaiber @Football__Tweet Because this is fake stats lol
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@ProudFede You are pushing 30 with 2 kids have some shame
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@JDFootball Who invited international flop modric 😭😭
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@Jessicafrndz @isxllalpz Attention seeking clown
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For every like, I will name two players with more Word cup knockout G/A than Ronaldo.
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β€œYou are what you Eat”
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Nah, I don’t care what anyone else says, but this is insane. Imagine someone idolising you at 16.
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@basedpessifan22 @Gala10Galaxy 2008 flopped in euro 2012 flopped in euro 2014 flopped in world cup 2011 watched messi dunk on him live
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@MagicalXavi Jose Mourinho: πŸ—£Real Madrid has no dream, but a obsession: Real Madrid. They teach you to hate Messi. They hate messi more than they love Madrid. They want Messi in their shadow. Maybe it works for a few years, but there’s going to come a time when Messi will be over.
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@SaraFCBi @OnzeTv3 Name stadium after him Camp messi nou > Spotify camp nou
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@Florian4PF_ @MagicalXavi Lmao xavi was La Liga Breakthrough Player of the Year in 1999 xavi was 20x player grilled nachos is at that age
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Made Casillas his personal bitch
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@fcmareee Watching lewandowski play is harder
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<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <title>Did Messi win it?</title> </head> <body> <label>Did Messi win it?</label> <input type="text"> <p>If yes, it's rigged.</p> <p>If no, haha Pessi ghosted.</p> </body> </html>
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Messi’s influence
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🚨 WORLD RECORD! 🚨 427 Runs in just 20 overs for the Argentina Women's Cricket team against Chile. Argentina: 427/1 (20) Chile: 63/10 (15) Result: Argentina won by 364 Runs #CricketTwitter
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@MessiHype Not really I prefer flat girls tbh
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Art of dribbling Neymar Jr
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@WaruiJohn2 @F1 He already surpassed Hamilton
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@ExJohnHonestyy @BarcaTimes @JoanLaportaFCB @mundodeportivo You are a 40 year old virgin who has never touched a women, let alone talked to them. How do you manage that? 😭😭
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@Laudrupszn List isnt that bad though
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@BarcaVerse_ Judging midfielders by G/A you are 12
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Put your hands on your lungs and tell me if you edit that Santos jersey and put Madrid jersey on he isn’t a better GOAT candidate than Ronaldo
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My revised 10 greatest players of all time: πŸ₯‡Nelson Semedo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή πŸ₯ˆOusmane Dembele πŸ‡«πŸ‡· πŸ₯‰Alex Song πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² 4. Coutinho πŸ‡§πŸ‡· 5. Arda Turan πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· 6. Malcom πŸ‡§πŸ‡· 7.Raphinha πŸ‡§πŸ‡· 8. Braithwaite πŸ‡©πŸ‡° 9. Lucas Digne πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 10.Ferran torres πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ This is an official list , without room for debate.
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Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT
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My revised 10 greatest players of all time: πŸ₯‡πŸ‡§πŸ‡·Pele πŸ₯ˆπŸ‡«πŸ‡·Mbappe πŸ₯‰πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉEusebio 4⃣ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·Garrincha 5⃣ πŸ‡³πŸ‡±Robben 6⃣ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·Romario 7⃣ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·Maradona 8⃣ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·Ronaldo R9 9⃣ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·Messi πŸ”ŸπŸ‡­πŸ‡·Modric My rating of Messi has gone down a lot lately, so I decided to make a new list.
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@pelesburner So you are basically going to do ronaldo’s job for free
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@Socceroos India’s second half performance was a solid 7/11
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@TheBrookeBell @Muneeb_08 You need to wash your face +no one is buying your only fans + Hold this ratio
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Santos Neymar is better than that Ronaldo
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You had to choose one player in their prime, who are you picking? πŸ€”
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@AlbanianCuIe Benzema owns Lewandowski
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@yanautd @ESPNFC He shouldn’t even be in the list tears 😭
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Wergi nation we made it
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@messialltime @Dipendr76370996 Both version better than Ronaldo
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They really tried to say kane lewandoski and jorginho were better than this man
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πŸŽ™ En-Nesyri: β€œPeople who act big but are actually nothing, we call them Himar in Arabic. It means donkey. My celebration was for a special donkey who doesn’t know what nation he actually belongs to.”
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@zenitfr Pedri would be on 10 assist by now if we had Benteke instead of lewa
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@DiegoribasB @MessiCenter No we don’t no one cares about Bayern Bruh
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@vini_ball Top 2 Players of 21 st century by far 5 goal in World cup final actual big game player not a fake ones
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@almassrmfcc @PSGINT_ Ronaldo scored against Xerez have some shame
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In the 08/09 season, Xavi registered 30 assists in all competitions. 30 assists as a midfielder. This includes: β€’ 4 assists in one game vs Real Madrid. β€’ Iconic assist for Messi's header vs Manchester United in the Champions League final
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