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Robert Muchamore

@RobertMuchamore

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Kids author, writes CHERUB & Robin Hood, hates chutney.

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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 months
Today marks twenty years since CHERUB: The Recruit was published! Can you remember how you first discovered the books?
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Sadly my mum died earlier today. Maybe I can join CHERUB now I'm an orphan...
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@RobertMuchamore
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4 years
Avengers star Tom Holland has been spotted wearing a CHERUB t-shirt!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
The Recruit was published 15 years ago today & total sales of CHERUB books have now passed 15 million... Since I'm a geek I made an infographic to celebrate!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Fifteen years ago today, I told my boss to stick his job up his butt and became a full-time writer. Worked out OK, I guess!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Giveaway time! WIN one of 2x CHERUB beanies, each with a signed #Robinhood book. To enter, FOLLOW me and RETWEET this post. #GiveAway closes Friday 19th March.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
I answer all fans who email, including one guy who regularly sent drawings and messages over the last three years. Gutted this morning after his mum emailed to say that he'd killed himself aged 14 and that she'd always remember the hours he spent reading my books. RIP dude 😭
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Happy 30th birthday James Adams! You were 11 when you first came into my head, while I was planning CHERUB: The Recruit. I wrote a note saying you were born 23/10/91. So I guess you turn 30 today. Wherever you are now, I hope you're doing something fun to celebrate!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
20 years since I started writing The Recruit and 6 since I wrote the last CHERUB book. When fans ask questions about the series I'm increasingly aware that I can't remember a damned thing!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
Today is the 15th anniversary of the publication of CHERUB: Class A. Follow me & retweet to win a signed copy plus CHERUB goodies! RULES: 1. You must follow & retweet. 2. Winner will be notified by Twitter message. 3. Closing date 21/10/19 #Competition #win #giveaway
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
WIN this signed Muchamore Starter Pack containing the first book in all four of my series including #CHERUB and #RobinHood To enter, FOLLOW me and RETWEET this post. #Competition closes Friday 5th June.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
New book series idea: McCherub. The Scottish version of CHERUB, which is basically the same except everyone wears kilts in basic training...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
My last two books: Arctic Zoo - About a girl who starts a protest movement with school strikes (written pre-Greta) Killer T - About a lethal global virus pandemic. I'm now thinking of doing a book about a kids author called Rob who wins Euromillions...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
I'm sorry to announce a possible global shortage of my CHERUB and Robin Hood books. Please start panic buying them immediately.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Got asked eleven times yesterday. Five times today and it's not even noon. If I die, my funeral will surely be interrupted by someone ripping the lid off my coffin for one final chance to ask if there's going to be a CHERUB movie...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Once again the UK government has ignored my entirely fair and sensible suggestion that all exam grades are based upon the number of my books that you've read.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
With awful #ArtemisFowl reviews and the dumpster fire most movies based on UK kids books turn into, they should just give us authors money to make movies. And if a Hollywood studio drops me $150 mil to make a #CHERUB movie, I'll be TOTALLY responsible with their cash, I swear.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
With so many kids authors putting wholesome home learning materials online, I'm tempted to do some CHERUB themed ones, like 'Drug Dealing for Beginners,' or 'Start Your own Religious Cult for Fun & Profit.'
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Win this goodie pack, containing a rare signed #RobinHood proof copy, #CHERUB Campus poster, plus New Guard, bookmarks & more! To enter FOLLOW me and RETWEET this post. #Competition closes Friday August 7th.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 months
Theres an article on 20 years of CHERUB in today's Guardian newspaper that includes the rather fabulous line, "James Adams would definitely want to give Alex [Rider] a good slap."
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
New decade. New series! New cover by @Talexiart . Out April 2nd. Follow & retweet for a chance to win a signed Muchamore book of your choice! RULES: 1. Follow & retweet by Jan 23rd. 2. Winner notified by Twitter message #giveaway #bookcover #robinhood
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Socially distanced delivery person: "I saw the name and wondered if this is for the author Robert Muchamore?" Me: "Yes." Delivery person, "Does he live here?" Me, "I'm Robert Muchamore." Delivery person, "Oh sorry... I thought you'd be a lot younger."
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Hope this #AlexRider TV show is a success, because if something is a hit it's easier to make other stuff in the same genre, like #CHERUB . But WHY is 14yo Alex played by a a 22 year old actor who looks like a uni student???
@primevideouk
Prime Video UK & IE
4 years
Question everything. Alex Rider infiltrates Prime Video soon. Watch the full trailer here. #AlexRiderTV
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Now @MattHancock has resigned, I can exclusively reveal that CHERUB agents planted the CCTV in his office...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
They discovered a batch of long lost CHERUB beanies in the @HachetteKids warehouse. I'll do a #giveaway soon, but for now here's a picture of one one being worn by a high end fashion model.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
1 year
Someone just pointed out that I haven't tweeted for six weeks and asked if I was OK. This is to confirm that I am alive and just ate a nice biscuit.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
#giveaway Robin Hood III is just one week away! What better way to prepare than by winning signed copies of books 1&2? I've got two pairs of books up for grabs. Follow me and retweet this post by midnight Monday to enter!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
And finally, the big announcement of my first new series in six years! Set in the roaring 2020s, twelve-year-old Robin is on the run after his dad is framed by Locksley's corrupt Police Department! Lots more info at
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
YAY, my author copies of Robin Hood II just arrived. It'll be published on January 7th.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
2 years
Hard to believe today is the 6th anniversary of the publication of my final CHERUB book. My publisher put on a wrap party at a swanky bar in Covent Garden, which must have been good because I can't remember a thing...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
After three weeks shooting in the Bahamas with a budget of £7 million, here is the world premiere of the Robert Muchamore Christmas Advertisement.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
And now I know of three people in the world with a CHERUB tattoo!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
2 years
Four years ago today I published Killer T. It's a book about a global pandemic, with lockdowns, social distancing and vaccine boosters. Given my awesome predictive powers, my next book will be about a handsome 50yo author called Rob who wins Euromillions...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Woo! My preview copies of Robin Hood IV arrived. It's out on February 3rd.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
People often talk about the power of books for teenagers. I especially remember getting cornered by a thug in my secondary school library and whacking him in the balls with a big thesaurus.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
8 months
The latest in T-shirt fashion looks somewhat familiar...
@peaktelevision
peak
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TOMORROW 7PM. - STEALTH TRIPLE BLACK DOG EAR - 2 TEES
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
This Tweet is for Harry T, who reckons he deserves a shout out on my Twitter because he got detention for reading CHERUB in maths class!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
I can finally reveal the cover for Robin Hood IV! The book is out on February 3rd.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Over the years I've had lots of messages from parents thanking me for writing books that their kids enjoyed. But @RockRoseGin made theirs the best ever by adding, 'We own a small distillery and would like to send you a free bottle of gin!’
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Test your knowledge of CHERUB: The Recruit with this online quiz. Twenty questions and a hundred points up for grabs!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
After publishing 33 books, I've realised my most impressive literary achievement is being able to type 'diarrhea,' without needing the spell check.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
In another huge career milestone, a fan spotted this Swedish CHERUB book in @IKEA
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
After the year we've just had, did we really need to go and start another one straight away?
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
In case you've been wondering what all my books would look like stacked on top of each other:
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
All hail the mighty CHERUB label!
@TallCharming
Jared
4 years
When it's the only series with its own label. #CHERUB @RobertMuchamore
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
Watching the Fire Brigade try to rescue a fox stuck on a plinth at Blackfriars bridge!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Woo, it's publication day!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Only five weeks until the release of Robin Hood III: Jetskis, Swamps & Smugglers. FOLLOW me and RETWEET this post by Monday 7th for your chance to win a signed copy of my first two Robin Hood books, plus goodies.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
We can now confirm April 2nd release date for my new Robin Hood series. So only 136 days to go!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
I reply to every fan who contacts me, but those asking for advice on serious stuff need to know that beyond my core skill of writing kids books I'm basically an idiot...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Cover reveal for Robin Hood II! I'm really pleased, what's your rating out of ten?
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
A new look for CHERUB books in France!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
It always amazes me how short the gap can be between, 'I can't move, I ate too much, I feel sick,' and, 'Oooh, there's a pack of Jaffa Cakes in the cupboard.'
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Live footage of Muchamore fans as UK bookstores reopen...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
8 months
CHERUB books make the ideal late Christmas gift for your pets!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
With bookstores closed, I've embarked on a bold marketing strategy for this Thursday's release of Robin Hood II.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
In another display of my creative genius, I've invented the bacon, egg and potato waffle sandwich.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
It's been weird releasing my new Robin Hood series during #lockdown , but this morning I got two e-mails from fans asking if they could play Robin in a movie and only one asking if they could play James Adams from CHERUB. Must mean SOME kids out there are enjoying it!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
You know you're in the writing zone when you don't realise you've scoffed a whole pack of Jaffa Cakes until you find your fingers fumbling blindly inside the empty box...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Robin Hood has had the best reviews of anything I've ever written and ten weeks after publication, UK fans can finally buy it in an actual proper bookshop!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
6 years
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! At the start of 2018 my New Year resolutions were to increase my bacon intake by 37%, drink way more beer and put on 12kg. I'm delighted to announce that I managed all three. HERE'S TO ALL MY FANS HITTING THEIR GOALS IN 2019!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Keep getting messages and ads for various Creative Writing for Kids courses. Tempted to sign up for one anonymously and see how they rate my work...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
My books and series all have crossover characters & links, like Mr Large in Rock War & Brigands MC in my 2020 Robin Hood series. I call this the Muchamore Creative Universe, or #MCU for short...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Delighted to announce I've signed up to write four more Robin Hood books for @HotKeyBooksTeen Here's the planned publishing schedule: Robin Hood 4: Drones, Dams and Destruction - Feb 22 Robin Hood 5: July 22 Robin Hood 6: March 23 Robin Hood 7: July 23 Robin Hood 8: March 24
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Sunday afternoon stroll before my last Paris book signing.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Put 102 Lego Santas on my tree!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
1 year
Hard to believe all this hype around #HogwartsLegacy when my CHERUB Trivia Quiz can provide an incredible interactive thrill ride for free😃
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Today's mood, 'Sod everything, I'm going to eat a whole packet of donuts.'
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
British Summer Time is over, which means the clock in my car is telling the right time again...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
I originally thought up CHERUB because of a nephew that didn't like reading. Good to know it's still working!
@Crr1Randall
Catherine Randall
5 years
Big shout out for @RobertMuchamore today. My friend’s dyslexic 11-year-old has always been really reluctant to read. She just told me he’s read 16 Cherub novels since the summer and she has to stop him reading too late at night! Thank you and your lovely agent @ClarePearson_EP
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
Two boys aged about six talking in the cinema loo: A, "Will we be best friends forever?.” B, "Yeah." A, "Even when we're in year five?”
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Apparently over 100 schools and 3,000+ kids are signed up for my Robin Hood III virtual launch event on Thursday. So I'd better make sure Zoom is working on my new PC!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Latest fan e-mail: "I am high school student from Portugal that starts a 1 month quarantine. I was thinking a positive point is that I will read the entire collection of CHERUB again!"
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
At ten I always wanted vinyl records and Lego for Christmas. 40 years later, not much has changed...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
A Ferrari just parked in front of my house with the roof down. The temptation to go upstairs and bomb the interior with chocolate ice cream is almost overpowering...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
Celebrating the arrival of my author copies of Arctic Zoo & the Killer T paperback! Both released July 11th!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
1 year
My preview copies of Robin Hood 6 arrived this morning. It's out on March 9th.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Fuelling up with black coffee, as I agreed to do a virtual school event in Australia without realising it didn't start until 1am!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Robin Hood 4 is published today! It's even better than Wordle!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
WOO! My international superfame has finally reached the point where I get in the notable birthdays column!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Just found that my work in progress has two chapter eights followed by a chapter seven then another chapter eight. The whole counting to ten thing is clearly beyond me and I might have to revise with a few episodes of Sesame Street...
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Ate an entire family size trifle. I blame 2020.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
The best thing about planning a new book is that it gives me an excuse to say, 'I'll be spending the day plotting,' in my most dastardly supervillan accent.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
CHERUB Henderson's Boys Rock War Robin Hood.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Happy Thanksgiving to all the CHERUB fans in the USA. I think there were seven of them the last time I counted!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
My big new series announcement that I promised would happen in January will finally happen tomorrow!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
Tweet made me smile, because I remember writing this line in CHERUB: New Guard and feeling emotional knowing this was going to be the last time I wrote about these characters!
@Ifiied
قاسم
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@RobertMuchamore This is the best part out of the Cherub Book Series. That warm feeling of excitement.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Usually I wake up today and it's like, 'OMG, September already, where did this year go?' But 2020 feels more like an elderly snail going up a steep hill into a strong headwind, on a day when he's feeling particularly demotivated.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
3 years
Hey good lookin! Robin Hood III #coverreveal Artwork by @nentopia Published July 8th.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
Bank just called to say I have too much money in my account. Best problem ever!
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@RobertMuchamore
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1 year
Superfan Miguel sent me this pic of his CHERUB bear. One of the best things about writing for young people is the creative stuff they do!
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@RobertMuchamore
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4 years
Today I got my first author copy of Robin Hood, so I celebrated with my world famous chicken impersonation.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
NOOOOOOOOO! I left a half-eaten giant Milky Bar on the garden table overnight, and now it's covered in ants. I hope the little sods get diabetes.
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@RobertMuchamore
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5 years
Article about depression I wrote for the Telegraph
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
5 years
Novelist @RobertMuchamore opens up about his secret battle with depression – and why finally sharing his story saved his life
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Couldn't get your hands on a #PlayStation5 today? How about getting one of my lovely books instead!
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
Just set a new personal best: 3.3 seconds between putting on a clean t-shirt and spilling coffee down it.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
4 years
As lockdown grinds on, only my friendship with Basil the Banana is keeping me sane.
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@RobertMuchamore
Robert Muchamore
5 years
The praise I get from young fans keeps me going. Today's e-mail nugget: 'Nobody at my school has heard of you, but I like your books and don't worry because they're not bad.'
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