It’s exactly as dumb and fun as you thought it would be, lol. We put a lot of love into Date Everything!, we hope you love it too. 💙
100 dateable characters
70,000 fully voiced lines
11,000 hand drawn images
4+ hrs of music
It’s… so big.
Somewhere in a Skyship over Marquet, bound for the Ozmit Sea; a humble blue bard sits on the deck with his brother, gently singing the passengers a lullaby about some old asshole he used to hang out with…💙
"The Ballad of Bertrand Bell"- An Original Song
About Erica Lindbeck. What the FUCK is wrong with people? Has social media & the internet completely destroyed their sense of decency? Turned their brains to mush? Nuked their empathy, detached them from reality & dialed their malignant narcissism up to 11? Makes me insanely mad.
As you get older, rarely do you make new friends. The moment I met Billy, I knew he was that special person. Immeasurably thoughtful, funny, talented & kind, he was the best of us. I am honored that he was generous enough to share his friendship with me. I will miss him terribly.
You Critters are overwhelmingly kind. Unsurprised this show & its creators attract the most passionate & pleasant fans. I appreciate you being positive & open to new things (people) & your words of support this week have meant more to me than you know. Much love to you all.💙
I knew it! This whole thing was some kind of TRAP! The Founders have kidnapped me & locked me in this studio!! I’ve been surviving on scavenged Werther’s & boiling Matt’s old leather bracelets! HELP! I’ve lost all sense of time! Does anyone know what day of the week it is?!
Ahhhh, yo nice person who stole my Con suitcase. Enjoy the paint pens, folder, banners and 75lbs of holo prints. All useless to you, a couple of Gs and massive pain in the ass for me. 👍🏽 Just know, imma cruise around and try to find ya tho…
After 4 years of development, 2 years of pitching & 5 months of negotiating, we inked the biggest deal of our lives yesterday. In an industry where you often create alone, it’s pretty special having a well respected company say, “Sure! We’ll help you make that.”
Cheers friends.🥂
If you wrote in this journal at Billy Kametz’s memorial, as promised, your thoughts & kindnesses remained unread. I carried those sentiments up the mountain & in a secret place, laid them to rest in the loamy soil beneath the quiet pines. The view was gorgeous. Miss ya, buddy.
Nah, deleting. Too toxic, even for such an innocuous post. Truthfully, my desire to comment on world events is just not worth exposing you kind, real folks who choose to engage w/me to the hateful, hurtful, & potentially dangerous “people” out there. Stay safe. Be hopeful. ☮️ 🏳️⚧️
I’ve learned a lot about DnD from the CR gang this past year. One of my favorite take-aways is that there is no “right choice”. When passed the ball, I very much like to make the fun ones. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that sequence born of my “mistake”. 😜💍
#CriticalRoleSpoilers
Today was a tough one.
My Linkster. My handsome man, my first pet, my little ghost spirit, my forever friend. I’m gonna miss you. Good job, bud. 18yrs was a helluva run. 🤍
Some of you know I absentmindedly whistle. Weeeelll, I was just in (what I thought was) an empty underground parking garage & started softly whistling a spooky little tune I heard in a horror movie last night. After 30 seconds or so some far-off voice yells, “JEEEEESUS CHRIST!”💀
I turned 40 this weekend, off the grid, with 30 or so family members; both of blood & bond. I’m also touched by the well wishes of those who couldn’t join. Life is about kindness, community & love. Honored to have my eclectic tribe of gentle warriors. Here’s to another 40. 💙
Today CoVID prevented me from being there for a life-long friend. For my family’s safety I had to cancel my trip to a once-in-a-life-time event. Can’t risk it. I’m gutted. You anti-masker, pool partying, bar drinking, back-to-school, science denying, selfish losers can fuck off.
Hello? Heelloooo??? Sam told me we were playing hide & seek so I’ve been hiding under this table for the last 11,088 hours. I’m starting to think he’s not looking for me… Can anyone tell me what day of the week it is?
In Tucson for my parents’ 30th. Getting groceries & the cashier had a D20 pin. Asked if he played & watched CR. Said he was a forever DM & that I kinda looked Robbie from the show. I said, “I AM!” He said, “Yeah right, and I’m Matt Mercer” & just kept ringing me up! 😂 Gangster.
Ahhh, the bitter irony. Hi-Fi Rush is one of my favorite projects if my entire career. Such a passionate & creative dev team… Some decisions suck, but Tango Gameworks will always rock!! 🎸⚡️
I'm such a product of my generation. I've been sitting by myself, alone, in my office writing and working in complete silence for hours & out of nowhere & for absolutely no good reason just quietly said to myself, OUT LOUD, "Leeerrrooyy Jeeenkins..." & went back to work.🤦♂️
Having a sweeping SAG/AFTRA videogame strike on the same day of your videogame announcement may not seem ideal, but we aren’t scared. We fully suppose this strike. Date Everything! is SAG/AFTRA & we used ZERO ai as devs for the massive amount of content in this game. Plus… 🧵
I’m not overly active on my socials these days, but a project I’ve been working on for the last 6 years is going to announce next week and I’m gonna to be pretty annoying about it for a few months, k luv u bye. 💙
Y’all, I just recently got into painting minis, but whew… Nobody warned me about these FUMES!!! Knocked me right out! I’m up now, but feeling super loopy! 😵💫 Can anybody tell me what day of the week it is?!?
Today, we signed the SAG/AFTRA interim agreement for all future work on Date Everything! This allows our actors to promote their involvement with the game if they so choose and guarantees AI protections moving forward. A pretty big deal, and yet still, somehow so… EASY. 🧐
My problem is I’m really into this Korean zombie show and want to watch it, but Meg and the kids are down in San Diego & I’m all by myself in this big-ass house & also a widdle-scawedy-baby-man.
Happy B-Day
@matthewmercer
!! I was always happy just being your friend, but you and your wife and your compatriots taught me how to play D&D and stuff so I guess that’s pretty cool too. Love ya. 🥹💙
I narrated this book. And I’m aware that the OP is performative garbage mean to incite anger/engagement. Still, there’s nothing in this book controversial or divisive. It is just a coming-of-age romance. What a strange & horrible timeline where bigots burn books for fear of love.
Krafton (a South Korean Publisher) announced that it has taken over Tango Gameworks, welcoming all employees back.
They plan on reviving and expanding the Hi-Fi Rush IP which they now own.
Having a between-session lunch by an open window on a busy street… as an elderly couple walks by I hear her say, “Well, he was certainly attractive.” Maaaannnn… Lady prob has no idea she’s out here just making people’s day. 😭
Listen, I know they've been doing it for years, but how do the
#CriticalRole
Founders resist retweeting every single piece of fanart they see?! Someone come take my phone away.
Couldn’t be more excited to be back at the CR table and for YOU to experience what we have in store. It is truly a wild & chilling adventure. Candela is calling… 🕯️
Yo, being “older” is such a flex. Imagine being completely alone, at a lounge, just enjoying your solo time, feeling 💯 confident and comfortable, not giving a fuck about being by yourself or caring what anyone thinks about you… Glorious.
Someone just broke into my car & stole my last pack of Werther’s (pictured here). I need information to file a police report but am so upset I’m blanking. Anyone know what day of the week it is?
If you are considering new artistic collaborators, business partners, or friends, favor those who have come by their skill, success, and reputation by building others up instead of tearing them down. Curate your circle, elevate the group, and live happily.
I know no one cares but me, but I hit 300 credits on IMDB today and I think that's pretty cool for some nerdy-ass brown kid from bumfuck Missouri. 🤷♂️Anyway, follow your dreams or some shit. 😜
As an Elder Millennial, I have lived through the many media eras; the Vampire Era, the Sci-Fi Era, the Superhero Era, and the Zombie Era... SO glad we have finally re-entered the High Fantasy Era! 🙌
Voice hundreds of popular good guys over two decades? NUTHIN!!
Voice 2 betrayers, seven years apart?
“I’LL NEVER TRUST A CHARACTER YOU VOICE EVER AGAIN!!!” 😂
I love it. 😈
I don’t usually drop Lynnie off at pre-school, but today, I did. I stayed & watched her play for a bit & couldn’t have been happier. Suddenly my thoughts shifted to a dark place & I had to leave because I started tearing up. We can’t forget this tragedy. We HAVE to change.
Please send help!! Someone locked me in my new, air-tight booth until I passed out… When I finally woke up they had dressed me in this hoodie and I have no idea how long I’ve been trapped in here!! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS?!?!?
I know it's a Twitter faux pas to constantly retweet your own character's fan art... But guess what? I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I am a successful, self-confident 40yr old man & somehow still turn into a sweaty, 13yr old dork every time I holiday shop for my wife at Victoria’s Secret. 🫣 “Oh, uhhh yeah, um, what size would I be looking for the measurements…?”
Throw me off a bridge.
JK NERDS!!! I’ve single-handedly stormed & captured your precious Cardiff Castle and am now in control of your capital. For its return, I demand 1 million ceiniog & the title of “Honorary Welshman”. Eang yw'r byd i bawb! 🏴
Ahhhh. My sweet love. My precious girl. She had crocodile tears & stage-fright… Scared or not, she stood her mark & braved through it. Love y’all’s support, but I think we’ll save the pics & video just for us. Don’t worry though, she’s got the right Mommy & Daddy to overcome. 😉
I was just cleaning my office, wiping a low shelf I couldn’t see. I stuck my finger in something squishy, pulled it back & my hand was instantly covered in hundreds of tiny spiders. I burst an egg pouch. Every hair on my body is standing on end & I’ll never sleep again.K.G’night.
Honored to be rollin' at the Big Table...
I can't express to you all how stoked I am to be a player in Critical Role's new show
#ExandriaUnlimited
!
Let's goooooooo!!!!
⚔️ NEW SHOW ALERT! ⚔️
We are THRILLED to announce Exandria Unlimited, a brand new adventure featuring new voices, and familiar faces. Join us for the premiere on June 24th at 7pm Pacific on both Twitch and YouTube!
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The CR team gifted me a new best friend at Comic Con. He’s nervous, handsome, 4 inches tall and I love him.
Thanks for makin’ a collector-nerd’s dreams come true. 💙
As you age, it’s OKAY to no longer love the things you once did. Films, television, hobbies, celebrities, artists, music, food, habits… you can shift and evolve your tastes. I promise you that your personality is not defined by them. If it no longer brings you joy, let it go.
Help!! Some little creep in a freaky mask just stole my ocarina in the forest. All of a sudden the moon has a face and I’ve been stuck in the same 3 day loop forever!! Does anyone know what day of the week it actually is?!?! ⚔️ 🌝
100k on Insta today. I think the real question is, with this kind of high-quality, thirst trap, heavily-curated content, how can ONLY one hundred thousand of you follow me on that app?
Megan got me the “Comfy” for Christmas or as I prefer to call it the, “Yeah That’s Right Go Ahead And WEAR The Blanket You Piece of Shit”.
Ps: I love it.
Using AI for performance, art or any endeavor that requires a PERSON to be impactful is inherently wrong. Trying to control or acquiesce to it as if it is an unavoidable future is spineless. AI is here. Its masters want our humanity. Do we fight or fold? Do we sell our souls?
“I wish Cartoon *** was canceled.”
“I wish Network *** would just go off the air!”
You know what adults-watching-cartoons? Keep being toxic & someday you might get your wish & fully ruin cartoons for actual children, until all that’s left is YouTube vids of idiots unboxing stuff.