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A grim update from daycare

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@adamjmoussa The bee had a DNR :(

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2 years

You may not like it, but this is what this ideal Australian Prime Minister looks like

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If Aus Post wants to save money they should just take packages directly to the post office for pickup instead of putting them in the truck for a little ride just so the driver can pretend they tried to deliver it but no one was home

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My views on this are well known, so in the interest of transparency, Tim Wilson slid into my DMs. We’re still chatting

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Wild that gallery journalists think “we do this all the time” is a workable defence to cozy off-the-record drinks with political leaders

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5 months

This is really quite terrible from NSW Police

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2 years

If you marched in the streets and signed petitions for marriage equality a few years ago, you have a duty to be just as active as the government tries to single out trans kids for legalised discrimination now

Gay students protected, but trans students could still be expelled

Church schools would be banned from expelling gay students but would keep the right to expel transgender students under law changes the Coalition wants to get through Parliament.

www.smh.com.au

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Supremely weird shit

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And this, seemingly, is where we'll end things.

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Why is this so funny

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I went to a queer parenting class a few weeks ago. Among the group was a pregnant trans guy. Everyone adjusted their language accordingly and it was completely fine. It’s very easy and it costs nothing. Stop whining you fucking sooks.

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If you’re under 40 and were hoping for anything from this budget…

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A masterclass in the passive voice

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If the funeral isn’t really your thing and you need a way to pass the time, a fun game is to take a drink every time you spot someone who should be in jail

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2 years

I'm not a working reporter. Haven't been for a while. I spend a lot more of my time looking at spreadsheets than I do writing or editing these days. Absolutely no reason a federal MP should think he could communicate with me and it would automatically be off the record

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1 year

A 29-year-old has “cracked the code” to getting on the property ladder by simply earning $1,000,000 a year

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2 years

Any journalist who writes about the stage three tax cuts should probably have to mention if they’d benefit from them imo

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3 months

The classic millennial story

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3 months

As a same-sex dad from Newtown this feels quite personal

‘Not Marrickville or Newtown’: Sydney council bans same-sex parenting books

Books that include same-sex parenting content have been banned from eight western Sydney libraries, prompting threats from an angry state government to review the council’s funding.

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9 months

Deeply relate to Erin Patterson's ex-husband who apparently loved her beef stroganoff so much he just couldn't stop going back for more even when it [allegedly] kept making him violently ill

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2 years

Bit of news: Today is my last day with Junkee after five years. I'm taking some time off to be a dad for a while, then we'll see what comes next. Junkee has truly been the most challenging, rewarding and enjoyable job I've ever had, and I'll miss the people there a lot.

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3 years

There's no greater Australian tradition than calling the prime minister a cunt and you don't always have say it with words

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5 months

@ellehardy Hacking someone’s twitter to type in the most PG porn search term I can think of

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That’s, uh, no way to run a newsroom

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Excited to reach my final form, along with @brod and with the help of a very generous surrogate on the other side of the world. Dad mode engaged 😎

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This is so funny

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I'm sorry but Tim 'The Sphinx' Wilson is so funny

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It’s a very first world problem, but my dog absolutely refuses to pee in the constant rain, but also knows she can’t pee inside. We’re in a pee stalemate and she has no idea she’s the only loser here

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Scott Morrison in an otherwise empty Cabinet room, bouncing from seat to seat and doing funny voices until there’s a quorum

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3 years

The number one rule of journalism is that if you tell one truth, you also get to tell one lie

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Sky News claims Alan Jones’s misleading commentary balanced by covering daily Covid press conferences

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I genuinely love the Logies. A real Who’s That of Australian TV

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Here’s how that conversation goes: Teachers: we’re going to do our best to use inclusive language today. Any questions? Parents: Thank you. Yes, how do I keep this baby alive?

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A very minor point in the grand scheme of things, but Junkee hasn’t been able to go to a budget for a long time. We’re part of a new company now, so we were able to send a team to Canberra, and I think our coverage is pretty good. This stuff matters! I want to do more of it!

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Just the most cowardly, pointless form of access journalism. A senior gallery reporter willingly and publicly allowing himself to be used to launder a minister's views about the PM just so he can get his moment in the spotlight because his ego is a bit bruised this week

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I think any reasonable person could agree that NSW Police should have to at least earn their right to march each year. It's not a given. It's less than a week since they had to apologise for being "indifferent, negligent, dismissive or hostile" to our community.

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Some absolutely insane replies to this

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A minor point in the scheme of things, but Morrison really did leave Albo with a massive PR gift by scheduling the election two days before an international meeting

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I wonder how many of the people who complain about phrases like chest feeding or pregnant person have ever actually interacted with them in the real world.

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Can’t explain why but I’m 100% certain of this: one of the teens wearing a suit to the minions movie will be the Liberal prime minister in 2045

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I'm the guy who gets paid $200k a year to completely fuck up customer service websites. Want to update your contact details with your ISP? Too bad. Thinking of booking a class at the gym? I've hidden the timetable down a mineshaft. Trying to login to MyGov? Fuck you.

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Love these Liberal moderates who are suddenly able to grow a spine for about 48 hours once every three years

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I’m sharing my hospital room with an 85-year-old gay man who has mysteriously lost the ability to walk. He boldly declared this morning that he’s “ruling himself out of the Paris Olympics”

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Don’t get much sleep with a newborn. Think I might be the first person to experience this.

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Albo is a loose unit on the economy, a sick cunt on healthcare, and an absolute mad dog on education

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Had our first “but how could a baby have two dads. Where is your wife?” moment while trying to board an international flight with a 10-week-old and let me tell ya, it’s not fun!

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Just on a pure editorial level, ‘lobotomised shithead’ is a wonderful and uniquely Australian turn of phrase

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Quick reminder that it’s a very bad idea to draw a cock and balls on your ballot because that actually counts as a vote for Craig Kelly

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8 months

Ray Hadley is on 2GB now backing up the Alan Jones story published in the SMH. Says he spoke to one of the victims ("Brad Webster") a long time ago, but was always asked to keep it private.

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Has there been a more affective politician in recent times than @AlexGreenwich ? Under state and federal Liberal governments, he’s managed to pull together coalitions that were able to legalise same-sex marriage nationally, and abortion and euthanasia in NSW. What a legacy.

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Twitter in six months

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Tell me why the owner and agent were allowed to squeeze and extra $20k out of the buyer when they’d hit the upper limit of the advertised reserve?

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I can’t think of a more baffling politician in my lifetime than Scott Morrison. What is the go there.

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Really not looking forward to the "Kathryn Deves I've Been Cancelled" pity tour of right-wing media post-election, but we all know it's coming

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The national broadcaster trying to figure out ways to reach younger audiences at scale, and that knowledge eventually spreading to commercial media, is actually quite good imho

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You’ve got to be kidding me.

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2 years

Definitely a heap of journos looking at the reaction to this today, shaking their heads and quietly thinking that the punters ‘just don’t get it’

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Going in for spinal surgery tomorrow after a five-minute meeting with a neurosurgeon that went something like “yep, you need surgery. See you tomorrow.”

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It feels like there are about five defo lawyers in this country and they’ve all added a new wing to the manor in the last few years

Man wrongly named Cleo Smith abductor reaches settlement with Channel 7

Lawyers for Terrance Flowers said he is very happy with the settlement and is looking forward to getting on with his life.

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2 years

Have deleted a tweet about a a story in The Oz this morning about a trans student at a private school. There's some suggestion the girl didn't want the story to go ahead, and feels that she's been outed.

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“We saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe”

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Only the Morrison Liberal Government has a proven record and a plan to deliver a strong economy, and a #StrongerFuture .

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A Sunday morning tragedy

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It's a great day for anyone who wants to re-live the warm and fuzzy feelings of the marriage plebiscite by having a bunch of straight strangers tell you how to feel

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2 years

Adam Bandt, crowdsurfing on a wave of adoring fans, throwing teeth into the air like confetti

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Having a baby tomorrow and just got this fortune cookie from our last supper Chinese takeaway

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3 years

Australia, a nation of subversive larrikins, but if you don't curtsey to the PM with sufficient respect we'll out you on the front page every day until you flee the country

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My menchies have been a garbage fire for two days now because of a fairly innocuous photo of Albo in his jammies, but “Albo is our Diana” might just take the cake

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@Rob_Stott Can they tell us how much money they paid for this photo? 25 years since Diana’s death and this is still a thing.

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Absolute brain geniuses parachuting a TERF into a seat that voted 75% Yes a few years ago

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EXCLUSIVE: Scott Morrison’s ‘captain’s pick’ for the seat of Warringah, Katherine Deves, wipes her social media accounts, including posts where she described trans children as “surgically mutilated and sterilised” and said she was triggered by Pride flag

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It'll be the Taylor Swift joke from NSW Police Commissioner that will do it

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I *think* my dog is almost ready at the groomers

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A letter in the SMH today

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And Karen Webb is quoting Taylor Swift

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Have a sook

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Between the Kumanjayi Walker coverage and today's story trying to blame Labor women for Kimberly Kitching's heart attack, just some real gross stuff from The Oz this week

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“The question that could stump them both” had better be “who would you turn gay for?”

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Playing everyone's favourite game: 'Do I have COVID, or did I just stay out until 3am on the weekend, while also being in my 30s?'

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Surely the greatest moment in Australian sports history. Maybe only Cathy Freeman in Sydney comes close? #Matildas

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Cleansing your timeline with this video of my dog being very excited to go and get the mail with me

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Put all real estate agents in jail for a year

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@adamjmoussa My debut album A Whisper Of Shaft is out now

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Just the way our queer elders envisioned it 😍😍

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I’ll never leave twitter for another platform. I’m here until the whole thing crashes and burns then I’ll embrace the sweet release of death.

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Could you imagine a world without real estate agents

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Unfortunately for all of you, that means I will soon achieve my final form: Tired shitposting dad.

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So much Bluey discourse this week and barely any mention of the real lesson from the episode: Real estate agents are dickheads

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Everyone doubting that Dan Andrews could have hurt his back by falling down two stairs, I once threw my back out by simply looking at a pile of laundry on my bed

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On the plus side (?), parenthood has apparently unlocked a new type of ultra-anger that I didn’t know I had

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“You do you!” Is such a funny pride slogan

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I'm going to die

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Peter Van Onselen tells Virginia Trioli on Gladys texts to PM this morning: "I can't say (who the minister is) because the minister is the source." Says he's got all the screenshots, minister is current, and the "deal" was he wouldn't out senior liberal for the leak.

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By the end of the day someone like Barnaby is going to say "soy linseed loaf" in the tone they usually reserve for "latté sippers"

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I love breakfast TV. PM asked on Sunrise this morning: "Are you a sourdough or multigrain?" PM's reply: "I am just normal white bread toast. That's me."

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Gonna spend all night at Mardi Gras asking people how they feel about Warnie

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One thing no one warns you about when you have a baby is the sheer volume of older women who will stop you in the street to gush over how cute she is

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Sorry but pls don't watch Byron Baes if you have no sense of irony or you might end up writing a terminally bad take about how stupid it is while revealing yourself to be the bird flying into the window

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Man with this avatar worried he won’t be able to say ‘mummy’ anymore

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Just imagine it being screamed at a campaign rally

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While we’re all talking about Tim Wilson’s meltdown over lawn signs, I’d like to know where he was during the religious discrimination debate a few weeks back

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Deleted a tweet about the silly woke story because the TERFs found it but misunderstood it because they’re deeply stupid, and truly who has the energy for that in their mentions

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I once went on a date with a Young Lib and he said "belts are for people who can't afford tailors"

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Meanwhile, the Liberals are offering tickets for their Mardi Gras float 🙃🙃 via @theshufflediary

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