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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

5 months

Tuck away your long John it’s a liberal

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@JonRothstein I divorced my wife so I could watch March madness. Best decision I ever made. Wives are temporary, March is forever

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@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@Omari_stan My theory is that artists can pay for higher likelihood shuffle

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

When she sees (Alpha Male) in my Twitter bio

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10 months

@HoodiBrzy @ayeejuju You realize his parents didn’t give him the last name right

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@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@unreleased_ye @theneedledrop The worst part is how he pretends to be this thoughtful, accepting, and fair individual and then proceeds to take shots at Christianity purely cause he’s an atheist and doesn’t like it

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@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@relientkenny @theneedledrop Real fans don’t call an album shit after 2 days

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

@LjCryer You’d be ringless❤️

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@Uros2909 @HoodiBrzy @ayeejuju 98% of names are fire combined with Dior

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@FatalJayShow @TateTheTalisman Having 1 rich dude doesn’t make the country better off financially. In fact it’s usually the other way around

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@874pavedthewaY @Uros2909 @HoodiBrzy @ayeejuju Rob is short for Robust

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

If you don’t attend church here your not an Alpha Male

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Why Pennsylvania is the worst state: - Joel Embiid - Eagles fans - Fake blue collar people who vote democrat - Sixers fans - Steelers fans - John Fetterman - Nick Foles - Nick Siriani

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

You want to know what caused this? Taylor Swift’s private jet

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@theneedledrop Straight up just didn’t address his point about the review being biased which we all know is gonna be the case

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

@jsmit_2 @LjCryer LJ on Houston’s defense

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

I just googled "smart liberal" and my computer crashed

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

In case any of you forgot… Here was the cost of living under President Trump!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

5 months

@ohfold Damage control for something with no evidence?

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@DebatingHipHop_ @imisstweeting @DMCstan_ Yeah bro just exposed himself for not understanding music by not liking Modern Jam

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@theneedledrop That’s a wrap for religious discrimination week

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@gothamhiphop Bro calls out the mainstream rap audience for wanting Utopia to win then cries about Daniel Caesar not winning a Grammy💀

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

5 months

@WfromDeBall Which bron we talking…

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

Vaxxed?

New York Post

@nypost

8 months

Passenger dies mid-flight after liters of ‘blood erupts from his mouth and nose’

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

@LjCryer Houston before and after the Cryer transfer

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@skullsonthemoon Hardest beat of the decade

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@blessed_routine It’s literally your fault for voting for Biden last time

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@BarstoolBig12 Don’t be fooled by the 96% for Baylor. Only the students showed up to the games the rest of the stadium was always barely halfway full

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Yeah I’m a LIBERAL… (L)ifting heavy ass weights (I)ntensely devoted to Trump (B)anging hot chicks (E)ating only meat (R)on desantis is a loser (A)ss over titties (L)ingering in hooters

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

@CBBcontent Bro just spawned in for like 2 weeks and now his career is over?

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@spowell100 Earl Sweatshirt can make a niche style of music but not Teezo?

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

6 months

@bitoast @haramcart Much better life than fucking around on college campuses for attention

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Since so many of y'all are asking I thought I'd share with you my role models: - Donald Trump (Alpha Male) - Nick Adams (Alpha Male) - Andrew Tate - Forrest Gump - Cole Beasley - Kanye West - Myself - Charles Barkley - Pastor Reggie Roberts (Alpha Male)

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

Breaking: My wife will be entering the transfer portal

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@CoachSetler @cSharp_Beats @theneedledrop So glad I have good taste in music

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@Lokus_mp4 What has Fantano and RYM done to music discourse😭

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

@ByCraigMeyer If you are disrespectful in a win you will be disrespected in a loss

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

6 months

@ComplexMusic Guess I can’t listen to him anymore

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@Arod12defender2 @HndrxxTheWizrrd What's wrong with Keem??

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

The Ravens today

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

🚨My sources are telling me that the Left is planning a protest outside of Pastor Reggie's church this Sunday!!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@ButlerWrld_ @PlayoffShai Difference is Shai is hitting big shots early December while Tatum is dropping 50 in game 7

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@arlenparsa “School shooters are often mentally unwell to be begin with” Ahh now ur catching on

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Legalize steroids in all pro sports!!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

@ClutchPoints If you didn’t taunt Caitlyn last year 98% of the hate wouldn’t have happened

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

LJ Cryer The player who’s arrival at Houston and departure from Baylor did nothing to affect either Houston - lost in S16 in 2023+2024 Baylor - lost in R32 in 2023+2024

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

Will be keeping my eyes shut all day for Transgender Visibility Day

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

This morning my 4 year old son asked if he could play Fortnite I immediately put him up for adoption

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

After some horsing around with the boys and the Men’s Journal recommended dose of edging I can confidently say I am now in a good enough head space to rally behind MAGA LEGEND Lamar Jackson for next weeks AFC Championship Game!! I apologize for my previous doubts!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

If you have ever shed a tear your a NOT an Alpha Male (unless you cried upon hearing the results of the 2020 election)

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@blessed_routine Good

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@apfischer87 @BaylorObserver That’s cute but I’m so glad I’m a Baylor fan and not a Louisville fan rn

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@HEATVSREFS Heat fans are so insecure😂

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

LJ Cryer when it comes to hitting meaningless floaters in the first half (Does nothing in crunch time)

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Free Palpatine!!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Today America unites against the demonic Taylor Swift and her beta male boyfriend Travis Kelce. Not to mention their coach Andy Reid who promotes obesity to our children on TV!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

7 months

@lamegff The MacBook startup sound

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

5 months

@zi_was_here Bro we literally have no evidence they did anything wrong. Do you want to bring them down over false claims??

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@armstrongsimms

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

6 months

Worst tweet of all time?

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Hey guys I don’t usually get personal on here… But here is my new pet, Peeve! What do you guys think of the cute name I gave this adorable little creature?

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@VebbisSRC @ArxTalksMusic Tyler could never make trap albums as good as Utopia, Astro, and Rodeo

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Patrick Mahomes when his receivers don’t get 15+ YAC

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

If you have ever listened to Hey There Delilah unironically BLOCK ME!!!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

Direct TV without a satellite dish? That’s literally Indirect TV

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

The Left hates that I drink energy drinks instead of sleeping They are just jealous that I am more energized than them!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@gothamhiphop Fair I mean there’s no reason to hate on Killer Mike hate on the Grammys if anything

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

I am an atheistic gay liberal’s worst nightmare No I will not apologize stop asking!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Me after reading Alpha Kings by Nick Adams (Alpha Male)

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

6 months

I get Palpatine was a great character and all but now we’re destroying college campuses for him??

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@datfufu19 Can confirm!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Brock Purdy when his defense starts carrying him

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@Heatx3sc @874pavedthewaY @Uros2909 @HoodiBrzy @ayeejuju Explain Giannis Antetokounmpo

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

Jack anoff won producer of the year??

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

@PlumberMan81 @ReggieLuvsUSA @ALFRED1776ALPHA @thes31 @TransgenderAnt1 @the_nerd_skull @PoliticsLs @realScottyPimp @JoshStevenson33 @GuyJones_2024 @alphamalel66019 @2002AlphaMale @buffycheddy @FlatEarthChad @breezyskyler @mo_lester1776 @AlphaJeffrey45 We weep for your deception Lucas. Lying in a sin. Better to cut off your tongue than to let it run rampant with deceit!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

Having gay sex whilst listening to Creed is straighter than heterosexual sex

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

10 months

@spowell100 No too mainstream for me. Thriller is a 6/10 but yall ain’t ready for that conversation

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

6 months

She Magic on my Johnson till I get aids

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

Coach Calipari is a fraud

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

The Grammy’s when it comes to fucking up their Hip-Hop awards

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

6 months

@TheKingOfVaping Well done Cam! I will be using a magnifying class to start a fire in my nearest dry field!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

8 months

@realgirl_fieri @KeeperofReal16 The gun the intruder has when they break into your house threatening your family

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

6 months

@iamcoachval @cs_dametime @cjzero Guarantee she makes more NIL money than their salary + endorsements

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

While your sleeping I’m creeping While your jerking I’m lurking While your eating meals I’m closing 6 figure deals While your listening to Taylor Swift I’m banging out a lift

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

9 months

I have never watched a single second of pornography The left is in tears!

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Rob (Return on Investment) Johnson

@RobJohnson1969

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