Read this
@elonmusk
in your 6,000 tweets.
Fuck you. This was a fantastic platform before you came and ruined it.
It had its issues but you’ve utterly ballsed it up.
RIP Twitter
#RIPTwitter
There's a reason I have The S*n blocked on here.
I'm a Man Utd fan, but also there was a young lad from Chester who went to my school back in 1989 called Henry Charles Rogers.
He went to watch Liverpool play but never came home.
You don't get to use my tweets. End of.
#YNWA
Bolton Wanderers are deeply saddened to confirm that the supporter taken ill at yesterday afternoon’s home fixture against Cheltenham Town has passed away.
Rest in peace, Iain 🤍
Alex Scott has hit, no, absolutely fucking pulverised the point there.
The men - the old fuddy-duddy boys club - who said no to letting these women play in bigger grounds for this tournament.
Egg on your face you decrepit old farts.
#WEURO2022
It is a fucking disgrace.
Broken schools
Broken health service
Broken policing
Broken fire services
Broken society
Broken Britain
Fucking sort it. Get the Tories OUT!
#BBCPanorama
#Panorama
#CrumblingSchools
@SecondGentleman
My fiancée asked me last night if I’d be by her side if that happened to us.
Told her I wouldn’t be by her side...I’d in fact let her lead one step ahead and be right behind her all the way as it’s her moment.
All the best with everything 👍
You know what could've stopped this shit to begin with?
David Cameron having a backbone.
To have said “No. That vote was TOO close. We understand the upset so let’s work from within.”
Instead he jumped ship in the only raft left.
Prick. Fuck him. Fuck the Tories.
#ToryChaos
@FutbolBible
If it were one person it’s bad enough, but this number proves the level of ignorance, racism and lack of journalistic quality in the world.
If you are angry about a kid and an alien on the new
#johnlewisadvert
then please make your way into the “Nobody Wants To Hear From You” queue.
Thanks x
I’ll be tuned into Question Time in
#Chester
at 10:45pm waiting to see the likes of Stephen Ingram and co probably spouting crap from the audience whilst those with an ounce of positive contribution won’t have been successful in attending.
@ShitChester
Beyond a parody.
People of Lichfield, you are in serious need of some help if you're voting for this...human...no wait, it's not even human, it's just a thing.
What the honest fuck is Michael Fabricant?
Deeply shocked by the arrest at the Countess of Chester Hospital being my local hospital. But let it be noted though there are countless other doctors, nurses and other staff at CoCH who work tirelessly to help care for those sick and in need every single day.
@MarcusRashford
Keep banging that drum Marcus. I’m sure you know that this thing is far bigger than any single professional player, but it’s what you’re doing that’s making a difference. I hope that lady can take something from your kindness and time today.
@AmazonHelp
Can you get the Autumn Nations Cup in Craggy Island? Asking for my grandad who is a massive rugby fan but he’s not prepared to commit to Prime unless he can be sure?
If you could let us know, would make his Christmas 👍
Dominic Raab ladies & gents...
🤦♂️ Believes that
@FullFact
(the independent fact checker) “doesn’t like the competition”
🤦♂️ Doesn’t think people “give a toss” about lying on a social media platform with over 14 million UK users...
(First 75 seconds...)
#FactCheckuk
#Lies
Just been told by my mum that my dad helped get passengers off the bus on fire on the M53 this morning.
I swear to God, I couldn't be any more prouder of my father right now in my entire life.
I love you Dad - but you're a crazy son of a gun...
@CheshireLive
@Dee1063
The best part of
@Santandave1
with
#AlexFromGlasto
, after watching it over and over was Dave telling Alex he believed in him.
That’s some epic kind of faith in front of thousands of people at Glastonbury on the off-chance. 🙌
@mannerzzzz
@keltride
@EIIisV3
I’m a United supporter. He can stay the fuck away. I woke up that Sunday morning, heard the recordings, saw the images, it’s a stain on the club.
Using Jo Cox to say that “Conservatives don’t hold the monopoly on good people and good values”
If you wanted to be sick 🤮 this Sunday morning you got it in this three minutes…
@JamesMilner
I've been doing Twitter for years trying to get the perfect tweet - in the last ten minutes you've literally just ripped up the entire rulebook and smashed it...
I'm utterly stunned at volume of hate there is out there for a man and a woman, who turned up for his grandmother's funeral.
From people who literally quote The Daily Mail, The Sun, and the likes of Angela Levin as "legitimate" sources of news.
Newsflash. They don't know zip.
George Galloway is a bit tapped thinking this is a “shifting of the tectonic plates” electorally.
The bloke was on national TV behaving like a cat licking up imaginary milk out of Rula Lenska’s hands and donning Lycra with Pete Burns.
Get a fucking grip fat lad…😂
@MarcusRashford
Done. ✅
Considering shouldn’t be an option.
Making sure children don’t go hungry shouldn’t be an option.
It just shouldn’t happen. Keep it up Marcus - we’re not going to stop ♾
When you're a grown man walking out to the Pokemon theme tune, you have absolutely no right in the entire world to get pissy at a 17-year old kid who has just handed you a beating.
Ricardo Pietreczko - in the bin lad.
#LukeLittler
#BelgianOpen
Andrew Ridgeley. Apparently an insufferable dick for wanting to talk about a 1,800km charity bike ride (where he probably got an insufferable dick...) raising a great amount of money and not the death of someone he once worked with. Stay classy
@piersmorgan
@EssexPR
Have a fucking day off. We all just want a better Christmas than last year when the rug got pulled.
If you’re upset over a fantasy character supposedly having a Covid passport and a jab, you need to get some fresh air.
@justinmadders
The behaviour of some of the guards - more so the out of work bouncers who get jobs as “ticket enforcement” on board is disgraceful sometimes.
It’s a train, not a nightclub.
@paddypower
Can't wait for the episode of Class of 92 when he comes barging in at the start of the season to the dressing room making sure Salford City know who the designated penalty taker is...
“Basically can you show a bit of respect for my nan and don’t give a fuck about what I’m wearing and fishing for bollocks for your newspapers.”
#QueenElizabethII
#PrinceHarry
New: “Prince Harry The Duke of Sussex will wear a morning suit throughout events honouring his grandmother. His decade of military service is not determined by the uniform he wears and we respectfully ask that focus remain on the life and legacy of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II”
@ShitChester
Saw the picture yesterday on your social - en-route home from my work today, thought it would be cool to get a snap from that exact spot and do this...a few different versions that give interesting perspectives!
@ManUtd
@Persie_Official
RvP was Fergie's retirement present. If you can't understand that then you don't know football. He came, he scored, we conquered. Then Ed Woodward destroyed us.
@keltride
@EIIisV3
Dude he’s allegedly beat the shit out of his girlfriend and forced himself on her to have sex.
If you think that’s OK then I fear for the women who may be around you right now. That’s not even a joke. You’re a danger.
Grenfell Tower, Gateway To Wales Hotel, London Zoo, Northern Quarter Apartments, Echo Arena Car Park, now Woburn Safari Park - all pretty major fires are we going to have a FULL public inquiry into fire safety in this country yet or not?
@SunApology
Here's the stunner kids...the guy who wrote this piece also went to my university and studied pretty much the same degree as me. 🤦♂️
I understand people need jobs to make ends meet...but not for me. Not that paper. Not if it was the last job going.
@TheSportsman
Can't wait for the Sunderland revival, four titles, and their Champions League semi-final appearance by 2038 all with trillions of Wakandan dollars and vibranium football boots.
I really hope the woman typing this down with the headphones on is listening to the theme from Pirates of the Caribbean during the breaks.
#JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial
Naga Munchetty this morning offending everyone over 45, who voted Tory, that is nowhere near her handicap of 8...whilst everyone else is applauding her. G’wan Naga! 😂😂😂👏👏👏