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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
1 year
Read this @elonmusk in your 6,000 tweets. Fuck you. This was a fantastic platform before you came and ruined it. It had its issues but you’ve utterly ballsed it up. RIP Twitter #RIPTwitter
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
1 year
@paddypower Penny Mordaunt is offside…
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
“We didn’t jump the queue but appreciate how it looked.” Is this year’s “It wasn’t a party but we appreciate how it looked.” 🤨 #ThisMorning
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
Facebook is down. Hello everyone. Welcome to Twitter. It's nice you could join us. #FacebookDown
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
There's a reason I have The S*n blocked on here. I'm a Man Utd fan, but also there was a young lad from Chester who went to my school back in 1989 called Henry Charles Rogers. He went to watch Liverpool play but never came home. You don't get to use my tweets. End of. #YNWA
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 months
I hope that Sun sub-editor who wrote that headline has a terrible fucking day, week, month, year and career. #DontBuyTheSun
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Bolton Wanderers
6 months
Bolton Wanderers are deeply saddened to confirm that the supporter taken ill at yesterday afternoon’s home fixture against Cheltenham Town has passed away. Rest in peace, Iain 🤍
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
@JonnyGabriel @RobHarris “Tomorrow I feel like a beer. Which I will get in my private box.”
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 months
Producer: “So Ricky, we need you to pretend to hit Stephen on the arm going into the break. Don’t overdo it though…” #DancingOnIce #DOI
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
Alex Scott has hit, no, absolutely fucking pulverised the point there. The men - the old fuddy-duddy boys club - who said no to letting these women play in bigger grounds for this tournament. Egg on your face you decrepit old farts. #WEURO2022
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 months
It is a fucking disgrace. Broken schools Broken health service Broken policing Broken fire services Broken society Broken Britain Fucking sort it. Get the Tories OUT! #BBCPanorama #Panorama #CrumblingSchools
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
@SecondGentleman My fiancée asked me last night if I’d be by her side if that happened to us. Told her I wouldn’t be by her side...I’d in fact let her lead one step ahead and be right behind her all the way as it’s her moment. All the best with everything 👍
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
8 months
You know what could've stopped this shit to begin with? David Cameron having a backbone. To have said “No. That vote was TOO close. We understand the upset so let’s work from within.” Instead he jumped ship in the only raft left. Prick. Fuck him. Fuck the Tories. #ToryChaos
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@RobJeffries
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
1 year
@SClub7 Paul’s acoustic version of Reach on the last tour 🙌 #ReachForTheStars #RIPPaul
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
@FutbolBible If it were one person it’s bad enough, but this number proves the level of ignorance, racism and lack of journalistic quality in the world.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
Sign up to the Pepcode Lottery by midnight tonight and YOU could win! @BPete1970
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
If you are angry about a kid and an alien on the new #johnlewisadvert then please make your way into the “Nobody Wants To Hear From You” queue. Thanks x
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
I’ll be tuned into Question Time in #Chester at 10:45pm waiting to see the likes of Stephen Ingram and co probably spouting crap from the audience whilst those with an ounce of positive contribution won’t have been successful in attending. @ShitChester
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
@sportbible Something tells me he’s not too bothered about the football ban…
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6 years
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
Boris just messaged me about the game... #ENGSCO
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
@papasombra @samainsworth1 He was there for Kane’s peno miss too
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
7 years
@TeamFA Mark Clattenburg owes me £29. Pass it on.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@Gary_Usher_Cook They used a tweet of mine once on their site so I changed my name to this for a bit...
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
1 year
Beyond a parody. People of Lichfield, you are in serious need of some help if you're voting for this...human...no wait, it's not even human, it's just a thing. What the honest fuck is Michael Fabricant?
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I actually thought this was a fake, phone generated pisstake of Fabricant, but amazingly, it’s real…
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
If you think #TheBigBreakfast is the peak of #BlackToFront on @Channel4 today…well you ain’t ready for 2.10pm and who is hosting Countdown today!
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
Deeply shocked by the arrest at the Countess of Chester Hospital being my local hospital. But let it be noted though there are countless other doctors, nurses and other staff at CoCH who work tirelessly to help care for those sick and in need every single day.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@MarcusRashford Watching Masterchef wondering if you, Martial, Lingard, and Pogba took part who would be the best chef? 👨‍🍳
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@MarcusRashford Keep banging that drum Marcus. I’m sure you know that this thing is far bigger than any single professional player, but it’s what you’re doing that’s making a difference. I hope that lady can take something from your kindness and time today.
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@RobJeffries
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5 years
@FootyAccums “Do you deliver?” “No we do lamb, chicken or fish”
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
@NoContextHearn @RebekahVardy This account was made for this moment of Twitter history. Embrace it.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@JohnBoyega 3 out of 33. One was a voice role.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
Oh my god - Alistair Campbell. Go on my son...he’s ripping it up on BBC News right now.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@AmazonHelp Can you get the Autumn Nations Cup in Craggy Island? Asking for my grandad who is a massive rugby fan but he’s not prepared to commit to Prime unless he can be sure? If you could let us know, would make his Christmas 👍
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
8 years
Before people flip out - yes, I know it's not an official account ( @FCSteaua ) but the club should employ the guy running it anyway 😂👏👍
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Rob Jeffries
2 years
@SkySportsPL “Twitter, show me the intelligence levels of users on your platform in the responses.”
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2 years
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
Dominic Raab ladies & gents... 🤦‍♂️ Believes that @FullFact (the independent fact checker) “doesn’t like the competition” 🤦‍♂️ Doesn’t think people “give a toss” about lying on a social media platform with over 14 million UK users... (First 75 seconds...) #FactCheckuk #Lies
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
Just been told by my mum that my dad helped get passengers off the bus on fire on the M53 this morning. I swear to God, I couldn't be any more prouder of my father right now in my entire life. I love you Dad - but you're a crazy son of a gun... @CheshireLive @Dee1063
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Rob Jeffries
5 years
The best part of @Santandave1 with #AlexFromGlasto , after watching it over and over was Dave telling Alex he believed in him. That’s some epic kind of faith in front of thousands of people at Glastonbury on the off-chance. 🙌 @mannerzzzz
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
#MondayMotivation If you haven't stolen an ostrich from a zoo and ridden it through Philadelphia - are you really a fan? #phillypolicescanner
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
@keltride @EIIisV3 I’m a United supporter. He can stay the fuck away. I woke up that Sunday morning, heard the recordings, saw the images, it’s a stain on the club.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@JohnBoyega I just looked at this from Star Wars Ep 1. This was coming into the millennium too. This is shameful. Keep fighting it John.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
Using Jo Cox to say that “Conservatives don’t hold the monopoly on good people and good values” If you wanted to be sick 🤮 this Sunday morning you got it in this three minutes…
@PennyMordaunt
Penny Mordaunt
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Our leadership has to change. It needs to become a little less about the leader and a lot more about the ship. #pm4pm
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Rob Jeffries
5 years
@JamesMilner I've been doing Twitter for years trying to get the perfect tweet - in the last ten minutes you've literally just ripped up the entire rulebook and smashed it...
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
Ronnie Pickering. Every time. Nothing will kill the man.
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
2 years
Choose your fighter.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
@CIinical_Salah @SkySportsNBA @SkySportsNews @NBA I can't wait for evidence of all the 11pm-5am Premier League matches that have been taken away...🤨
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Rob Jeffries
5 years
When #BoycottWeatherSpoons trends but you can’t spell Wetherspoons 🤦‍♂️ FFS Twitter...
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
Imagine being knocked out and then coming round wondering why you’re in Eddie Hearn’s Garden #FightCamp
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
I'm utterly stunned at volume of hate there is out there for a man and a woman, who turned up for his grandmother's funeral. From people who literally quote The Daily Mail, The Sun, and the likes of Angela Levin as "legitimate" sources of news. Newsflash. They don't know zip.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
I would guarantee that there are at least 70m old £1 coins being kept by people as a sentimental thing/collections of coins from the same year...
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
@PaulBrandITV First and potentially only contestant of ITV's Splash to proclaim a new monarch.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 months
George Galloway is a bit tapped thinking this is a “shifting of the tectonic plates” electorally. The bloke was on national TV behaving like a cat licking up imaginary milk out of Rula Lenska’s hands and donning Lycra with Pete Burns. Get a fucking grip fat lad…😂
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@MarcusRashford Wait until the fans are back. You’ll know how much of a hero you are then big man. 👏👏👏
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
As Kermit The Frog is trending thanks to Boris Johnson… Tory Ministers as Muppets Jacob Rees-Mogg as Beaker
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
@FootyAccums Already has a plane designed after him so why not?
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Rob Jeffries
5 years
@lufallon @cbbc Byker Grove is missing. Bang out of order...epic trampoline skills
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
@NoContextBrits Katie Hopkins is 27 years younger than Paul Chuckle…
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Rob Jeffries
4 years
@MarcusRashford Done. ✅ Considering shouldn’t be an option. Making sure children don’t go hungry shouldn’t be an option. It just shouldn’t happen. Keep it up Marcus - we’re not going to stop ♾
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 months
When you're a grown man walking out to the Pokemon theme tune, you have absolutely no right in the entire world to get pissy at a 17-year old kid who has just handed you a beating. Ricardo Pietreczko - in the bin lad. #LukeLittler #BelgianOpen
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
Andrew Ridgeley. Apparently an insufferable dick for wanting to talk about a 1,800km charity bike ride (where he probably got an insufferable dick...) raising a great amount of money and not the death of someone he once worked with. Stay classy @piersmorgan
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Piers Morgan
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Many thanks to Andrew Ridgeley for being such an insufferable dick today - much appreciated! ⁦ @GMB
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
@ladbible The Dark Knight
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
@EssexPR Have a fucking day off. We all just want a better Christmas than last year when the rug got pulled. If you’re upset over a fantasy character supposedly having a Covid passport and a jab, you need to get some fresh air.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
THERESA MAY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 months
@justinmadders The behaviour of some of the guards - more so the out of work bouncers who get jobs as “ticket enforcement” on board is disgraceful sometimes. It’s a train, not a nightclub.
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Rob Jeffries
2 years
Imagine being an ITV Sport boss and thinking that the pairing of Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon is superior to Clive Tyldesley and Ally McCoist.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
OMG THE QUEEN JUST CAME PAST MY HOUSE AND THE BINS WERE STILL OUT! #royalvisit @ShitChester
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Rob Jeffries
3 years
Bewildering how the BBC can scrap The Mash Report yet somehow Mrs Brown’s Boys survives like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse?
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
@paddypower Can't wait for the episode of Class of 92 when he comes barging in at the start of the season to the dressing room making sure Salford City know who the designated penalty taker is...
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
“Basically can you show a bit of respect for my nan and don’t give a fuck about what I’m wearing and fishing for bollocks for your newspapers.” #QueenElizabethII #PrinceHarry
@RoyaNikkhah
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2 years
New: “Prince Harry The Duke of Sussex will wear a morning suit throughout events honouring his grandmother. His decade of military service is not determined by the uniform he wears and we respectfully ask that focus remain on the life and legacy of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II”
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
@mannerzzzz @PSG_English Mate you're basically opening for their first game of the season and getting a brand new shirt 🤣👍
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@RobJeffries
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2 years
@Lord_Sugar @IanWright0 It’s like you’ve pretty much ignored everyone’s response the other night to you of “Jonathan Pearce is literally commentating”
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
Chester with its £1m bollards seems to be more secure than the US Capitol @ShitChester
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Rob Jeffries
7 years
Utterly incredible catch by Roy! #ENGvAUS
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Rob Jeffries
4 years
@ShitChester Saw the picture yesterday on your social - en-route home from my work today, thought it would be cool to get a snap from that exact spot and do this...a few different versions that give interesting perspectives!
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Rob Jeffries
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@UnitedStandMUFC It's..........Rebekah Vardy's account.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
@jk_rowling I’ve just watched JK Rowling’s new book unfold in front of my eyes...
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
@ManUtd @Persie_Official RvP was Fergie's retirement present. If you can't understand that then you don't know football. He came, he scored, we conquered. Then Ed Woodward destroyed us.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
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@keltride @EIIisV3 Dude he’s allegedly beat the shit out of his girlfriend and forced himself on her to have sex. If you think that’s OK then I fear for the women who may be around you right now. That’s not even a joke. You’re a danger.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
I believe Jordan pulled that stunt for the greater good. ie to get Anna off the nation’s screens. #loveisland
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
7 years
Grenfell Tower, Gateway To Wales Hotel, London Zoo, Northern Quarter Apartments, Echo Arena Car Park, now Woburn Safari Park - all pretty major fires are we going to have a FULL public inquiry into fire safety in this country yet or not?
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
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@RalfLittle Say it once, I'll say it a thousand times...we don't deserve you Ralf... #SomeHeroesDontWearCapes #SomeHeroesJustChangeTheirTwitterName #OrBuyDomains
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
@SunApology Here's the stunner kids...the guy who wrote this piece also went to my university and studied pretty much the same degree as me. 🤦‍♂️ I understand people need jobs to make ends meet...but not for me. Not that paper. Not if it was the last job going.
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@RalfLittle @Jeremy_Hunt @John_Cooper_QC Stick it to him Ralf. He’s a smug enough SOB to deserve it.
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Rob Jeffries
5 years
This is Henry Charles Rogers. A wonderful young man too.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
Can’t park that there officer… @ShitChester
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@RobJeffries
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6 years
@TheSportsman Can't wait for the Sunderland revival, four titles, and their Champions League semi-final appearance by 2038 all with trillions of Wakandan dollars and vibranium football boots.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
2 years
I really hope the woman typing this down with the headphones on is listening to the theme from Pirates of the Caribbean during the breaks. #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
Even @NetflixUK is trolling Matt Hancock...
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1 year
Who would be better running Twitter now at this point in time?
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
4 years
#TwoDoorsDown is better than Mrs Brown’s Boys. Because it’s funny. That’s the tweet.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
5 years
Naga Munchetty this morning offending everyone over 45, who voted Tory, that is nowhere near her handicap of 8...whilst everyone else is applauding her. G’wan Naga! 😂😂😂👏👏👏
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
3 years
It’s scraps. Up north. Down south. Wherever. Even M&S call them scraps, and they are dead posh.
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@RobJeffries
Rob Jeffries
6 years
HAHAHAHA THEY’RE PLAYING WONDERWALL! THEY’VE TROLLED THE ABSOLUTE 💩 OUT OF THEM 😂😂😂 #WIGMCI
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