BREAKING NEWS:
Bruce Springsteen announces he will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024!
Raise Your Hand if you Approve!!!
@springsteen
Breaking News:
Ozzy Osbourne Brought in to Decipher John Fetterman Speech on the Debt Ceiling..
In Unrelated News: John Fetterman Wears New Hoodie to Press Event..
Meanwhile:
Rob Reiner has a Nervous Breakdown on Live TV after hearing the whole Trump Indictment thing was fabricated and has been called off …. Yet he vows that we will get him next time….