Dear lord, I’m grateful for it all
The highs and the lows. The blessings and the tears. The love and the hate.
It’s been you all through!
I pray for many successful and happy years to come🙏🙏❤️
Happy birthday to me 🎂
So my bf paid my 20k he’s been owing me today via momo and the reference he used was “allowance “ seriously? Braw u paid my debt and called it my allowance? I’m done with Anglophones. Pls direct me to French Twitter now !!
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This Yaoundé sha 😒 okada man double me and some uncle. Uncle make 1min for my back ontop Bike I start hear na how 🍆 don di strong for my back 🙄🙄🙄 pls where do some of u keep ya self control even
Happy birthday to you
@JoviLeMonstre
. May your new age bring you good tidings so that you’ll continue to be inspired, to do the good work u do. Wishing you long life legend 👑❤️❤️❤️
My kid sister’s boyfriend owes me money. Every time I text him about it, he goes to his status and post his late mother with sorrowful caption! I’m done guys 🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
A journey from Dla to yde takes 5hrs. Dla-bda takes 6/7hrs. Now imagine traveling to and fro all these hours with all the risk and sacrifice just to go see someone who turns out to not b anything u thought they’ll be? certain mistakes Should never repeat themselves in this life!!
Twitter for Android don go threaten Twitter for iPhone say make she leave her man cos of iMessage games ooh! Wuna try di buy phone wey Wuna go fit use play these games with your mans oooh! No come di threaten who fit afford to snatch ya man on timeline. Yoo 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
Not to brag or throw shades...... If you’ve seen my pics online and seen me in person, you’ll realize some of us are actually more pretty in real life. Not every girl looks different on social media, some of us fine pass sep for real life ✌🏻
6yrs on Twitter! Came across amazing people and best of all the most annoying humans on The planet. Learnt a few new things everyday and also fought on the timeline often. Okay Happy Twitter anniversary to me
I’m finna unfollow a lot of people from now till the end of next week. Can’t have my timeline flooded with tweets from Cameroonians bout bbnaija where as there’s
#biggy237
going on. Wuna wan show na say wety? I like na how dem nodi even relate to wuna posts. Chuckskin dem 😏
So I boarded this biker putting on women’s day “Kaba” today 😂 I rili thut it was fun so I opened a convo with him. He told me he’s been carrying women for free all day he said “women deserve but that’s de little I could give to make dem feel special” cutest thing I’ve seen today
Pls all these guys below 21 in my dms being here like “hey hun” and blabala pls I don’t share biscuits on twitter and ps; am ur aunt. Add respect to how u dm me. something like “Aunty bae” or “sister hun” will do. Thank u
May I never date/marry a man who is too serious in this life like the one I went on a date with today. How on earth is somebody unable to have the least sense of humor? Yeuh!! Papagottttt☹️☹️
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With the most inspiring young author I’ve come across. It’s no doubt you are doing well. Couldn’t have missed Douala’s turn for anything in the world. More grace
@HesleyFonane
#sensepassking
book launch
You no get money, property, no investment, even pikin sep u no get. But them shot gun u b first man for di run. U di run di go wuside? U check say na which kind people suppose die? 😂😂
Just to inform y’all that I permanently find guys whose trousers are below their buttocks level unattractive!!
Don’t text me, don’t call me. I don’t like y’all and y’all shouldn’t see me as your type ever in your life!! Even If u r my family member, delete my contact!!
Abeg abeg!! Pesin wey hold registration list for relationship status, pls add my name back for single pipos list. Sorry say I so so di waka front and back, na situation of the economy. But this time I promise to teyy one place for some time biko!!
Talking about poor costumer services, Moghamo takes the lead in yde-bda/Dla-bda highway. Fine new buses everyday Buh same old, rude and unethical employees.
@qwinnie_lee
Sis you should have cooked for him instead so he can eat more than once and the transport fare, u should have given him to buy juice so he can drink each time he eats. Be different from a man sis think long term and stop talking about death like u performed a miracle or smh
Marrying into a family that doesn’t see and accepts you as theirs is, very RISKY!!! No matter how much you and your patner love and understand each other, never marry into that family if they don’t feel the same. Nobi small shege u go c for Dey.
Dating one person is healthy dating one person is healthy. See now, my chest is paining me, nowhere 2 run to. Already showed everyone I have a boyfrnd . Pls I need serious attention and understanding rn people who can defend me in public 😭😭😭😭
Chest pain wee kee somebody here
Chaiii!! If u want to know there are fine boys in this bda go and shave at fally fashion. Some Look like the kind of boys we only c in black American movies 😭
“Thanking the lord for another year in my life. Just coming back from our family’s thanksgiving Mass at our lady of Fatima parish. I will live to see my children’s children in Jesus name.” Psalms 128:6 Amen 🙏
"Thanking the Lord for protecting my family and blessing my three kids with successful results for the first semester"
Ephesians 5 v 18-20
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Let's make it a thread yeah?
No air me 🤲😆
So this guy got married bout 4mths ago n the pics were everywhere. Posting his wife day and night with forever captions.
This nigger solidly asking me out and talking bout how much he needs good company and blablabla!! Bro just 4months??? Hhhhmmmm
Men will really disgrace u 😭
There are some people who can’t be on this app without back up. Soon as u oppose them, Geng Geng.....😎 u now see all their stooges taking sides and coming at u as if there was some trophy to be won 🤣🤣😂😂
Y’all SLAVES 😜😜
Truly truly eeeh, Don’t judge people’s decisions. I just realized dat there r something’s in this life, if u don’t go thru them personally, u will always think those who reacted in the way the reacted when they went thru that same situation where overreacting or being irrational
Bold of people to think that bc they know I’m home, I’ll open the door when they knock. If u like shout how u can hear my tv playing and blablabla! If I’m not in the mood for any human interactions, I no go open! Let me go through this phase in peace Abeg!😒😌
I’ve noticed that Nigerians cook most meals (especially soups) with palm oil. And I think that’s one of the reasons, they always look so appetizing 😋.
Anyways, the point is, Now henceforth, for see groundnut oil for my house go need na connection
Until a man understands that his wife and children are the family he should look after and pick over his brothers if need be, he’s not ready to take somebody’s daughter and keep in his house as a wife.
Please if u r going to do twerk videos and post on the timeline, try di follow beats of the song. Some of y’all be stiff and inconsistent all at once.👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯👩🏻🦯
In Cameroon, de people who r capable of getting u a job wil rada orient u on wat u should do at de masters while u desperately begging dem 2 employ you. As in do u think someone wit a degree doesn’t knows they can do masters?? If I’m askin 4 a job u either qualify me or leave it
“He been cheating on her a lot, why does she keeps forgiving him/is still with him?” Lol sis, she’s dere cos cheating isn’t the reason we leave men these days. So the day she finally leaves or moves on, you gone understand she left for reasons beyond just being cheated on ✌🏻
I think the number of cases recorded on voilence and rape this past weeks is alarming. Don’t y’all think something beyond the ordinary is happening? Please we need to pray. If it’s not some guy beating up a female, it’s some girl that has been raped.....😭😭
#endvoilenceonwomen
This play boy was in my dm, told this nigger “don’t get attached”u might get hurt. He laughed 😂.... so we continued flirting in de dms.... we met, had the time of our lives and he been unable to see me. Said he can’t blf I switched up on him like that “thut dere was chemistry “
In future, bfr coming to my home especially when u coming to stay for a while call me. be it me or my husband’s relatives or my friends. if u like call my husband 10million times if u don’t call me, na U know. Why? Because I’m the host that will care for U wen u come.
Few days to my bday..... I envisioned I’d be married with a steady Job and a fine baby boy by this age. Right now all I want to do is thank God for my life biko. It’s not been an easy journey at all.
And who knows, I might get married next week Thursday if I’m free.
I’ve never understood the biology in how some small breast also depreciate so early.....I mean we were thought that bigger breast “fall” as a result of too much weight on the muscles around the area. Or was my biology teacher and google just talking out of the lay man’s thinking?
@jennygodswill
@Masseur_Josh
So when the girl comes u go and start peeping thru de window to be sure or u just assume? What if he is teaching her hip hop 🤪🤪🤪
You cannot randomly check on me. nothing like “Lari how u, do u need money?” But the minute U notice I’m in your town, u enter my inbox “my runaway.....” hold it there before your bride runs away on your wedding day nonsense. Infact na person wey randomly dash me money I go find.
“People who don’t have fathers, people who didn’t grow around a father figure”
As if anyone choose to have an absent father or worst still a dead one. Some of you sound so insensitive on this timeline sometimes. You can’t make a point without pointx fingers at someone’s family?
So made out with this guy some years back. We chatted on phone for while , later spent a day out and later made each other cum same evenin. Got home after that and texted him I’m home. We had a short conversation bout the day and how we all had fun.
#Thread
Not to brag buh, I’ve never had a broke boyfriend before. I personally think it’s actually me. I never come with a broke spirit . Even if I meet u broke, u gone make it by the grace of God bro
Most times, when I say I need a hug, I mean a skin to skin kind of hug. The type of hug where my skin feels your skin directly with no cloths on. Getting hugs from people you care about in this way is full time therapy. no jokes!!
Don’t call me “baby” if you don’t give me money for up keep. Because if I’m your baby, hw does a baby survive without her needs? Especially now wey milk don dear
Jst call me Riza, we r mates. fully grown adults lookx after themselves. I’m not your baby, I deserve some respect 😒