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4 months

very unambitious summer reading list…+Antonio Lobo Antunes’ What Can I do When Everything’s on Fire.

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26 days

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Ripleyland

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4 months

Not only one of the best book covers in recent memory, but also three of the most convincing and compelling book blurbs I’ve ever seen. Here’s hoping Juan Benet’s A Meditation will deliver.

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Ripleyland

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8 months

new acquisitions

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Ripleyland

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3 months

This book is desperately in need of a reprint. @Dalkey_Archive wya?

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8 months

such a phenomenal and brilliant book. the time imposition was really something to marvel at. for some reason I was thinking about Pynchon while reading the last twenty or so pages, and then I realized it.(cont)

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Ripleyland

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1 year

@wolktress Man’s whistling Dixie

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Ripleyland

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4 months

book mail

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Ripleyland

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3 months

Currently reading

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Ripleyland

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9 months

@KaufmanAudrey Matt Dillon in every role

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Ripleyland

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7 months

@maxdaniellawton this is such a phenomenal translation. its so impressive how you managed to translate the slang and all the other avant-garde things going on in it. can’t wait to read all his other books that you’ve translated.

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Ripleyland

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9 months

currently fucking around and finding out

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Ripleyland

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10 days

@cardamomkiss Literally every field of science, literature, art, philosophy, engineering, architecture, craftsmanship, mysticism, warfare, religious study, and any other type of intellectualism was absolutely filled to the brim by and benefitted hugely from raging autists.

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Ripleyland

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4 months

also these

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Ripleyland

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8 months

Gonna face off against @Dalkey_Archive in the try not to make comically large and misshapen books challenge

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Ripleyland

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1 year

@Americazlad Rome has fallen, the twink slaves prefer the ruddy Visigoths. Roma Aeterna is a lie. It’s over. The golden light has ceased and shall never reignite. It’s over. Millions must die.

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Ripleyland

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9 months

@finalgrlcomplex Matt Dillon should play every role in the movie.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Representation of how a Benadryl trip feels like

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Ripleyland

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2 years

I fumble baddies like it’s going outta style bro, like when it comes to fumbling tens I’m the champ. The seven time world champion. I’ve been voted by the committee of fumbling tens, World’s Greatest Bad Bitch Fumbler.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

If she doesn’t text me back I’m gonna fall down the neo-folk to alt right pipeline

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Ripleyland

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2 years

@HomosexualMoron I often go to the desert, drink and get mean

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Ripleyland

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11 months

@pourfairelevide Relatively basic but

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Ripleyland

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6 months

@jeremypgordon How I’ve been chillin ngl

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Ripleyland

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4 months

Library pickup from the other day

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Ripleyland

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8 months

@powerfulwizerd nah you’re lying

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Finished all my homework…hooker time

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Ripleyland

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6 months

@TheUntranslated I’m very excited for the upcoming translations of his work. I finished The Garden last week and Orion’s Head was one of the most beautiful pieces of writing I’ve ever read.

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Ripleyland

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7 months

Altogether I paid a dollar for all these books.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Listening to Remember by Alex G whilst pooping, ain’t nobody living the life quite like me

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Ripleyland

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1 year

@TownsUsa Top five worst places on earth, worse than war torn Ukraine, worst than post colonial Africa, worst than the Middle East, almost as bad as Southie in Boston.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

MAKE PUSSY HAIRY AGAIN

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Ripleyland

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1 year

making this face the entire time I’m getting a blowjob.

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Ripleyland

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1 month

@BadMedicalTakes Humans ate bread mixed with rocks that destroyed their teeth before the Industrial Revolution.

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Ripleyland

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7 months

@Dalkey_Archive Are you guys considering translating more of Miquel de Palol’s stuff or do I gotta get involved?

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Ripleyland

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2 years

These days Kafkaesque is just Normalesque to me

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Ripleyland

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8 months

Antunes is a disciple of Faulkner, so this does have that same veneer of complexity, but I found that if I just let the novel take the wheel I was able to scrape a lot of enjoyment out of it. (3/3)

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Ripleyland

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2 years

@fuckyoumatt With the world in his eyes and a fire in his belly and a chip on his shoulder and a pep in his step

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Ripleyland

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1 year

The US postal service is firing on all cylinders daily for literally no reason whilst the rest of the national government has no idea what it’s doing. When the west falls we will still get our three dollar books within three days of ordering.

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Ripleyland

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8 months

uni tbr for novels is getting a little tall(inleiding rereads)

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Should I change my life for the better or should I rewatch the Sopranos and create a relationship in my mind, that is the question.

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Ripleyland

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8 months

@kylekoller70 @bobbylikesbeers try two weeks

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Ripleyland

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2 years

@ppukebrain I wish men gave other men free stuff. Like you walk into a store and the guy behind the counter says “Nice Bulge Friendo” and gives you a lighter. Men supporting men fr.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

People don’t worry, I’ll release my statement on the Kanye West situation soon. Stay tuned.

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Ripleyland

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5 months

BIG MONEY.

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5 months

The opening of THE SORIAS

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Ripleyland

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2 years

The Bell Jar would be a better book if instead of Esther going bonkers she actually became sexually aroused by car crashes and then wanted to intertwine man and machine

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Ripleyland

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9 months

@GavinWoltjer I found it at a book share stand three years ago and have yet to touch it.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

What can I say, I got game.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Sir, the failed talking stage has unfollowed you.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Anyone else remember feeling naughty after they watched a bunch of Annoying Orange videos when they were eight years old or is that just me?

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Ripleyland

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11 months

@damiankelleher 2666 and GR are two of my favorites, I hope you enjoy them. I’m rereading GR currently and it’s such a rewarding experience. I love Vollmann but I haven’t read Lucky Star, but I bet it’s great. IJ is great as well, though I haven’t finished it.

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Ripleyland

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9 months

Fucked around and found out

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Ripleyland

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2 years

If anyone ever says to you that they’re depressed tell them no one cares, they’ll either gain clarity and better their lives or kill themselves and either way it’s not your problem anymore. Gotta think economical with your time.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Before watching the new Cormac McCarthy documentary versus after watching it (IVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED AND UNDERSTAND ALL THR SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE)

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Ripleyland

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2 years

@urownbackyard @guerrilla_boy That’s the wrong book pal, you’re thinking of Finite Seriousness

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Ripleyland

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8 months

@comradechopper @BlackRedGuard1 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOUUUCH

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Last night was not even a movie, it was a novel written by Houllebecq.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

“I’ll cum in you, if you want me to. I’ll cum in your ass too, if you want me to.”- Alex G, lyric from Bobby.

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Ripleyland

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2 months

@darlingube She’s been 33 for the past seven years

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Ripleyland

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7 months

@mitdebal @miqueldepalol @TheUntranslated @marina_dior @victorvila_ @jaumeponsalorda @AdriPujol

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Ripleyland

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1 year

@ryanhasbadtaste Seven Dreams is something else, I’m nearly done Fathers and Crows. That novel was such a fever dream. I read the first hundred or so pages of The Ice Shirt when I got it, one thing that I don’t hear people say about Vollmann is how funny he can be.

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Ripleyland

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7 months

Cortazar’s photos from his novella From The Observatory really remind me of Cartarescu’s saddest city in the world. I’m currently actively restraining myself from giving everything up and rereading his stuff.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

I’ve fumbled bitches you can’t even comprehend, your mind is so small that you can’t even deign to understand the amount of tail I’ve let slip through my fingers

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Ripleyland

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6 months

@ryanhasbadtaste Authors I wanna read before the year is over: Arno Schmidt David Markson Esther Kinsky Mark De Silva Michael Cisco Jason Schwartz Maurice Blanchot Vladimir Mayakovsky Elias Canetti

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Ripleyland

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2 years

It’s been like a year and a half or whatever since Chris Chan stuck it in his mom. Where’d all the time go huh?

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Ripleyland

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3 months

@ryanhasbadtaste Translation Wish List: Saul Ante Samuel and Herrumbrosas Lanzas by Juan Benet Everything by Miquel de Palol Las Afueras and Placer Licunte by Luis Goytisolo Linda 67: Historia de un Crimen, Jose Trigo, and La Cocina Mexicana by Fernando del Paso

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Ripleyland

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8 months

@cinemaster20 @OedipasKvass Though all of the dreams are pretty good, and definitely all have a certain quality and artistic merit to them, F&C is his best. The Rifles was also quite impressive. The Dying Grass is pretty good, but it would be a far better book if there wasn’t page after page of(cont)

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Men get wet too, it just happens on the inside.

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Ripleyland

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4 months

@cklein421 @Birdhateshorse Yep. I had to get this from the library.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Gonna go to an Alex G show and bring all of Kafka’s books and throw them at him while he performs

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Ripleyland

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7 months

@masoom_siii @PicturesFoIder What about the place tells you it’s an obvious rug and tug? That it’s dingy? That Asian immigrants are working there? That’s pretty racist in its own right. Not everyone can afford to go to non “obvious rub n’ tugs”. Also very nice impression of a black Christian.

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Ripleyland

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3 months

@macyagilliam start looking for clues

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Ripleyland

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8 months

nearly done Terra Nostra. what big book should I read next?(im going to be on a flight/in the airport for twelve hours tomorrow and I need a decent companion to get me through it)

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Ripleyland

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2 years

I’m either gonna kill myself or jerk off and then kill myself

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Ripleyland

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6 months

It’s 2024 we’re getting my buddy with glasses and a sweet heart some strange…

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Ripleyland

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10 days

@cardamomkiss One of the objective reasons why we’re in an extreme cultural decline is because there’s too many pitfalls for the modern autist. Sonic, furries, vore, Pokémon.

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Ripleyland

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8 months

@BlackRedGuard1 It’s really funny that it sounds like he’s saying “OW” after getting his head shot.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Me lol

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Gonna start reading newspapers in public so women notice me and sleep with me

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Ripleyland

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2 years

@johnlegend Maybe there’s some truth to this then

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Ripleyland

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5 months

@IneluctableQuak Is Act of The Damned any good? I got it for free and am planning on reading it this summer.

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Ripleyland

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8 months

@cinemaster20 @OedipasKvass I’ve read all of the dreams and I gotta say by far his best has gotta be Fathers and Crows. I feel he still had something to prove at that point and was writing with fat more urgency. Though I read it seven months ago, I am still very impressed by that book and(cont)

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Ripleyland

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2 years

My roommate has shit himself in the shower twice and has denied it both times. What can I say, shit happens.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

When I asked him about it he turned on the faucet and was about to rub the shit off with his hand

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Ripleyland

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2 years

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, more like The Unbearable Weight of My Penis am I right fellas?

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Ripleyland

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2 years

I’m in her ear like: His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

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Ripleyland

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1 year

@growing_daniel YOU GUYS ARW SUPPOSED TO BE APART OF DUMBLEDORES ARMY WE HAVE TO RESIST

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Ripleyland

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2 years

@femalepaulyd Me if I ever go to an Alex G concert “YEAH SING THAT SHIT GUIDO”

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Ripleyland

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2 years

me and any woman I’ve been involved with

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Ripleyland

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8 months

This Beckett adaption any good?

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Ripleyland

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9 months

@MrHWM This one isn’t mentioned but is very very fitting.

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Ripleyland

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3 months

“Joe, I need you to understand that death created time to grow the things that it would kill.”

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Ripleyland

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8 months

this book has that same sorta epic poem quality that GR has, with the incredible density and intricacy.(2/3)

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Ripleyland

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2 months

@comradechopper @JosephFromNJ you splooge yet?

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Ripleyland

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2 years

Me and the bad bitch I got by being a provocateur and a bad person out for a lil stroll.

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Ripleyland

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4 months

@RickRain04 I’m halfway through The Land at The End of The World and it’s very good. The Return of The Caravels blew me away. Antunes is a very skilled writer and prose stylist who writes very effortlessly. I’m excited to read more of his stuff.

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Ripleyland

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8 months

@elizamclamb it’s a very common and almost constant occurrence in a lot of male lives, however that has to be the gayest thing I’ve ever read in my life.

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Ripleyland

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2 years

He’s wrong.

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