"If only Texas had elected Beto instead of Greg Abbott, storms would not have hit East Texas and the electric grid would still be intact," said every doofus on drugs simultaneously.
@libsoftiktok
If an employee would lock the door first, trapping the shoplifters from escaping, there would be no need for the fight. Just lock the door.
@eclipsethis2003
Rules for fighting on a Carnival Cruise:
1) Grab the hair of your opponent
2) Start videoing ASAP
3) There is no rule
#3
4) Arrive after the main combatants are down
5) Kick downed opponents
6) Re-read rule
#2
@cgray209
There is nothing wrong with the chicks getting smoked. They just need to stop that whole "we're the same as" shtick. The WNBA team would need to be spotted about 15 points.
@kwilli1046
@TheMorningSpew
This is similar to every episode of
#PDLive
I feel for cops who have to put up with this stuff. I'll bet the driver had a warrant outstanding.
@crazyclipsonly
I've been on a plane with an obnoxious drunk, and it ruins everything. This drunk lady needs to sit in a corner and contemplate her life's direction.