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Founder of The United Muppetiers Podcast, a positive take on all things United: …

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@RiddyMuppetiers
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2 years
From what we've heard, there are indications that the Glazers want a full sale of the club. They want out.
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I really tried to give Murtough the benefit of the doubt here, but we made contact with Benfica for Nunez like 4 weeks ago. Liverpool decide they want to buy him and within a day reports come out on agreements and verbal bids. Sometimes it's just painful. Doom button pushed
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Hi @raphaelvarane do u want picking up in the morning pal
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3 years
Varane then
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If Camavinga chooses us, it's an incredibly straightforward deal. It all comes down to selling him on the vision.
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Southgate plays for penalties, subs on two players that have barely touched a ball in hours to take them, and then sends a 19 year old to take the game deciding pen. I actually can't believe the stupidity on display there.
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2 years
Man oh man it sure is depressing to be a United fan right now
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2 years
From what we are hearing, the situation inside the club is so much worse than you could imagine. The club's value will only continue to depreciate as fans and player's discontent grow, and sponsor's begin to lose patience. The Glazers must sell.
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Pellistri earned more chances after that performance. Did more in 10 minutes than Elanga did in like 80.
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3 years
Hi @Sanchooo10 do u want picking up in the morning pal
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3 years
Harry Maguire has been a class defender since day one but some of you on this app couldn't get past his price tag his head to see it. Shame on the lot of you.
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We are paying Dortmund €17m this year for Sancho. That leaves so much room in our budget for other transfers, including the center back we are pushing so hard sign quickly. I'm about to get a United shirt with Murtough on the back.
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3 years
Jose got sacked after we lost 1-3 to Liverpool. Ole just lost 0-5 to Liverpool after losing 2-4 to Leicester the week before and barely scraping out a win midweek to Atalanta. There HAS to be change, this team is too good for these results.
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Don't think I've been this excited during a transfer window in a long time. After Varane, there are so many possibilities. Many twists and turns to come, so stay tuned!
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Whoever decided that putting an international break 3 games into a season was a good idea needs to lose their job
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3 years
Next week is looking very exciting
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You know, instead of slandering Bruno, just say "I don't understand football". It's easier, and has the same meaning.
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Thomas Frank is a little bitch
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I'm begging you @ManUtd
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3 years
This Ole stuff is so tough. He's done such a good job rebuilding our team, but I think he may have taken us about as far as he can. The question is, who else can we get? And don't say Conte, his style does not fit Manchester United
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Sancho, Varane, Ronaldo. What a fucking window.
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3 years
Just a reminder that City were willing to ship of Sterling for Ronaldo only for him to reject them. Sure that will go down great in their locker room
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Time to walk away from the Antony deal. €90m is insane and if they won't accept it it isn't worth it. Buy Gakpo now and come back next summer for Antony.
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3 years
Hello police, I'd like to report a robery
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
3 years
🚨 Man Utd finalising signing of Raphael Varane from Real Madrid. Agreements in place with 28yo & #RMFC . Price £35m + add-ons but Real to pay La Liga solidarity so cost to #MUFC £34m + add-ons. Deal 4yr + 1. Medical unclear due to quarantine @TheAthleticUK
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Arsenal fans right now
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I'm actually confused by what I'm seeing on this app right now. I thought we played fairly well that first half sans that dumb goal. Our passing was great, our movement was good, our interplay was impressive. Our defensive could have been a bit better but holy reactionary batman
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Have heard they are making good progress on the Sancho deal, very good progress
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3 years
At this point, a deal for Saul is way more likely than a deal for Neves
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3 years
My ideal summer: Outs: 1. Pogba 2. Dalot 3. Andi P (please) Ins: 1. Sancho 2. Milenković 3. Rice Think it's doable, and would really take us to the next level.
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3 years
Every week Maguire proves his quality. Can't believe some of you didn't rate him because he has a big head and some meme accounts on Twitter told you he was trash.
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Believe Ole wanted to give Sancho one more week of training to get used to the squad, as well as give Martial one more chance to prove himself. Can't see Ole not starting Sancho next week.
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I can't keep doing these Southgate rumors. They aren't true, he isn't even on the list.
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3 years
Don't look know but seems there might have been a bit of movement on the Trippier deal
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Hojlund gets pulled back against Arsenal? Nothing Hojlund pulls Rodri back again City? Penalty What's the fucking difference? This is getting ridiculous man I'm speechless
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3 years
Luke Shaw is the best left-back in the world and it isn't even close
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Lukaku performing poorly in a big game? Nah, never seen that before.
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3 years
Please stop panicking about Varane. I swear, some of you act like you've never been in a transfer saga before
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Barcelona have contracts ready to complete Jules Koundé deal with Sevilla in the next hours. Fixed fee will be around €50m plus add-ons. No doubts or issues, just matter of time - here we go confirmed. 🚨🔵🔴 #FCB Koundé left Sevilla’s camp in Lagos, @gerardromero reported.
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At this point, Bruno is basically just Ronaldo's personal assist machine
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3 years
A back line of: Shaw Varane Maguire AWB Just wouldn't get scored on
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This may be an unpopular opinion, but if we do sell some of the Full-Backs we should bring Brandon Williams back as cover. He has been impressive at Norwich.
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I'm confused why all these dumb FT accounts are saying Varane is 28 as if that isn't right in the heart of his prime. I guess they'll do anything to slander any player looking likely to come to United. Bit sad.
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I've had faith in Ineos but this is a stupid decision. Poor from them.
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2 years
The only thing I'm looking forward to is appointing a permanent manager and bringing in new players. Everything else sucks.
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3 years
About to send Murtough a fruit basket and a nice bottle of whiskey. If you had told me a few years ago Manchester United would sign Jadon Sancho and Raphael Varane (plus maybe others) in the same window, I would have asked if we were talking about the same Manchester United. Mad.
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Before anyone gets mad at Ineos there is about a 0% chance they leaked this
@JacobSteinberg
Jacob Steinberg
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Exclusive: Manchester United have decided to sack Erik ten Hag after the FA Cup final #mufc
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2 years
Not making Henderson #1 is the worst decision we've ever made. Heaton is a better keeper at this point. Looking forward to panic buying a keeper in the next week.
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Andreas Periera is going to show a compilation of his best goals to his kids one day, and they are legit going to think he was the best football player of all time
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Now that we have further proven our reliability with this Sancho deal, just a reminder to follow us, listen to our podcast, and join our discord to stay up to date on all the latest Manchester United Transfer dealings. Thanks to everyone that supports us already!
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Stuff like this and the 115 counts of financial doping are why no one really cares about their treble. It was bought and paid for by cheating the system and funded by a country. No soul.
@TimesSport
Times Sport
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🔺 NEW: A mystery figure from the United Arab Emirates paid Manchester City £30 million to cover sums that were supposed to have come from one of their main sponsors, a leaked Uefa report has revealed
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We may have changed negotiators, but it looks like Murtough is keeping the Balon d'Or clause tradition alive. Bless up🙏
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
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Jadon Sancho to Manchester United is expected to get over the line. Borussia Dortmund are happy with the add-ons United have proposed but don't want a Ballon d'Or clause included in the deal. #MUFC [ @lauriewhitwell ]
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Congratulations to Dortmund for qualifying for the Champions League. Time for United to #sendthebid
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At this point I'm not sure what could prevent Varane from happening. RM insulted the player by offering him a wage cut, he wants to leave, personal terms aren't an issue, and the fee doesn't seem to be a problem either. Very cautiously optimistic about this one. We'll see.
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Do I think this window will turn out nicely for us? Yes, absolutely. Am I bored out of my mind with it at the moment? Yes, absolutely.
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"The Club is determined to put football and performance on the pitch back at the heart of everything we do" That is actually an insane statement from the club, and basically an acknowledgment of what many of us have been complaining about for years.
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We are pleased to announce the appointment of Omar Berrada as our new Chief Executive Officer. #MUFC
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3 years
From the flight that's been tracked today, seems like more discussions have been held between Dortmund and United with Sancho's agent as the middle man/intermediary.
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All the pieces are starting to fall into place
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If/when Ole does get sacked, I still want the fanbase to be appreciative. You may hate his tactics and/or the way he coached and you may be angry, but the man put his heart and soul into rebuilding this club. He built our best squad since SAF left, and he deserves credit for that
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All the club has to do about De Gea is just let him walk. We literally have no obligation, just let his contract expire, and let him go somewhere else. It's never been more simple.
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Don't think I've seen a managerial change that's such a win win for everyone involved. Poch gets out of an awful situation and joins his dream club, we get an incredible manager, and PSG get a manager that more aligns with their weird ego driven dressing room. It's perfect.
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@utdreport @FabrizioRomano These are the types of players we are after. Players that want to play for the club, and view it as the special, giant club that it is. Can't wait to see him in a United kit
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Looks like we finally got our man
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I actually want the City CBs to do alright at the Euros so the Sheikh doesn't panic and spend another 4b on random defenders.
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I'm starting to feel sorry that I ever tweeted anything related to Murtough madness. Murtough Madness? More like Murtough Sadness :(
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We have scouted Camavinga, but at the moment there is likely nothing in any of these reports yet. Expect any midfielder moves to be made post Euros.
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All we need from FDJ now is just a decision, that is literally it, everything else is basically done. When it happens, the deal will either be done done immediately or die immediately. Let's see.
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Truly disastrous leadership has caused one of the largest clubs in the world to be in such awful financial crisis that they can't afford to re-sign one of the greatest players of all time who they raised in their academy. That being said, I do find this absolutely hilarious
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Starting to feel like next week could be the week. Let's hope my feelings aren't wrong.
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SANCHO MY WORD
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@FabrizioRomano Live image of FFP attempting to stop PSG from breaking their rules
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Varane is so damn good btw
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@Muppetiers Shit manager, carried by individual performances for 28 straight away games🤬
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Barca are so broke that they owe FDJ wages and want him to take a pay cut yet are signing Raphina and Lewa. Bet Frenkie feels really good about that.
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
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🗞 #mufc are still working on a deal for Frenkie de Jong, with the sticking point the wage deferral Barcelona players agreed to in 2020. Senior United sources insist that has to be resolved by Barcelona before the deal can advance. [Samuel Luckhurst, MEN]
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This is massive for FDJ and explains the bid report that came out earlier.
@ManagingBarca
Managing Barça
2 years
🚨🚨| BREAKING: FC Barcelona will NOT sign the CVC agreement. @esport3 [🎖️]
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I'm a huge jinx so I'll just say if I was someone else not me I would say it's very close with a certain midfielder
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The number Varane got is a bit infuriating, but at least it's one he's had before
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3 years
ProDirect listing Sancho - 7 as a customization option on their Home Shirt Pre-Orders
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These greedy bastards want £100m for Rice but can't fork over £25m for Lingard. Come on now
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
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🗞 West Ham want to sign Jesse Lingard on a permanent basis, but they have been put off by #mufc ’s £25m asking price. They are also interested in the CSKA Moscow midfielder, Nikola Vlasic, who could be an alternative to Lingard. [ @JacobSteinberg ]
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Nothing to worry about. Once we have final confirmation from Varane the bid will go in and the rest will be quick.
@TheUnitedLink
The United Link 🏆
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No bid made yet for Raphäel Varane as per @FabrizioRomano Let's wait. 😊
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Just finished recording the new episode of the pod. Talked transfers (Sancho, Pogba, Midfield, and Varane) and United players on international duty. Out tomorrow at 7 AM UK time.
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From what we've heard, the club really are trying to get something complete pre-Euros. If they are able to will be another issue, but the club is for sure trying.
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Sky is the Internet Explorer of the transfer world
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
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Manchester United have yet to speak to Real Madrid directly regarding Raphaël Varane - but are expected to once they have an agreement with Varane. United remain cautious as they are wary of being used for a new contract. #MUFC [Sky]
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Dortmund being awful is karma for jerking us around with Sancho this summer. I'll make sure to shed a tear when I get the chance.
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Wonder if the Glazers have been waiting to use the Sancho deal as a PR spin to cover the dividends and debt, as those will obviously be the headlines.... Also, for anyone wondering, the rest of the club's financial are in great shape, so no need to worry about us being broke.
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@Muppetiers discuss this TV rights crap in the video we are recording now. Absolutely ridiculous, don't think it would be allowed to happen. Embarrassing. #GlazersOut
@martynziegler
Martyn Ziegler
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Glazers set to be offered cash investment to fund stadium expansion in return for % of future TV income; plus Staveley/ PIF/Boehly could have teamed up for Spurs takeover; Virgil becomes business partners with Murray. Column:-
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THATS MY CAPTAIN
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Genuinely 0 excuses anymore if we don't sign a midfielder. Comes down to the ownership just not giving two shits. Believe it might actually be time to ramp up the pressure again, this is simply unacceptable from a club of this size with the amount of financial power we have
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Murtough is an absolute chad and shame on those on this app that were slandering him before he even got to work.
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Trippier: Dalot should cover it Midfielder: Lingard, Peirera, Jones, possibly Pogba would help cover that Basically, getting rid of some deadweight should help cover the remainder of the transfers. Believe Trippier will be first as that deal is easier.
@sistoney67
Simon Stone
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Further signings @ManUtd this summer almost certainly depend on sales.
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I know how easy it is to feel disheartened given United's (specifically Woodward's) history in the transfer window, but I'm not quite ready to hit that panic button yet. Let's see how things unfold.
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@vintageredss How do you even score against a pairing of Varane and Maguire? Varane is probably the best cover CB in the world.
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🥁CHAMPIONS LEAGUE VARANE 🥁
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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𝗕𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗶𝗿, 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 👋 We have agreed a deal in principle for the transfer of @RaphaelVarane to United! 🔴⚪️⚫️ #MUFC
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Seems like no journalist has any clue what the hell is going on this transfer window. Within 2 hours, we have two conflicting reports: one saying Varane is staying, the other saying Ramos leaving doesn't mean Varane is staying, and both Spanish sources. This window is insanity.
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I honestly don't see a universe in which Pogba stays at United at this point
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@Muppetiers Immense, what a player. So calm, so collected, and got the assist? Can't believe we got this guy for less than Ben White
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Just a reminder that this is preseason and it literally doesn't matter
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Wow what a signing this will be. Sancho, Varane, Trippier and maybe a dm? Rate this window:
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
3 years
Manchester United are preparing the official bid to Real Madrid for Raphaël Varane, after direct talks since 4 days. 🔴 #MUFC Man Utd made him a contract proposal until 2026. Varane wants a Premier League experience - he’d accept if/when Real and Man Utd will reach an agreement.
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I have such a hard time believing that Ronaldo, a man who cares so much about his legacy, would throw that all away and go to City. Would be absolutely ridiculous.
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