GUYS.
After 6 months of unemployment, almost 200 applications, dozens of failed interviews, and only a few weeks left of unemployment benefits:
I GOT A JOB. A REALLY GOOD ONE.
MORE TO COME, I am SO EXCITED.
I wrote a message to my mom giving her a heads up on my carefully thought-out plan to approach my wife about a divorce, and then accidentally sent it to my wife.
@justinbaragona
Lucifer is never named or mentioned in the New Testament.
Lucifer means "light-bringer", luciferase is an enzyme responsible for bioluminescence.
Most importantly, luciferase is not in ANY covid vaccines.
A reminder that Clarence Thomas is 75. Samuel Alito is 74. Roberts and Sotomayor are 69. If Trump wins in November, he is virtually guaranteed to appoint replacements for 2 of these justices, if not more. That means massive implications for future gun cases-- which is to say
@meowmeowmia
1. Most clothes at big galas are on loan from the designer.
2. AOC's estimated net worth is 100k, the richest Congressperson's is 214M, (2,000x higher).
3. I'll agree it's not a 100% great look, but the opportunity was there and she used it to say something.
@TheNostalgicCo
I had expressed unhappiness and a desire to seek couples therapy a few weeks prior. Her reaction at the time was defensive, extremely hostile, and counterproductive. So I can't imagine it was as much of a shock as she claims it was.
@ask_aubry
So... this guy assumes that babies just spontaneously grow in a uterus every month and then are ejected as unwanted 'bits' for... what reason, exactly?
@Theholisticpsyc
After 40ish years of doing this, I am FINALLY learning to feel comfortable letting people be uncomfortable. I cannot describe how difficult, but also liberating, it is.
@LakotaMan1
Education is not the same thing as indoctrination.
Education is providing facts, information, context.
Indoctrination is providing *beliefs*, with the expectation that they be accepted uncritically.
So, no.
@theserfstv
Really fascinating that Steven, one of the most vocally transphobic people on earth, loves loves LOVES dressing in drag CONSTANTLY.
I'm sure the two things are completely unrelated.
@hannahposts
Developers who were arrested.
The actual housing development that only has 1 model home.
Every single character is a weird entitled baby in an adult body.
Also the meta-joke about being legally distinct from the name of the musical group.
@RandyRainbow
Even as a teenager I questioned a narrative that seemed to wink at pedophilia and glorify a selfish and narcissistic midlife crisis that more or less destroyed a family.
and yeah... would def hit different today for ALL KINDS of reasons.
@drmistercody
I've been told all my professional life that good leaders attribute successes to "us" and failures to "me". Maybe Elon missed a day or two of business school.
@Kirk_925
Does your "white privilege" equation include the fact that Rittenhouse, who actually killed people, was showered with money from right-wing militia groups to pay his bail and afford him top of the line defense lawyers?
I'm accepting a position as Marketing Manager at a nearby company that makes optical filters and coatings for astronomy, satellites, and many other applications. I got an amazing vibe from the VPs during my interview, and I'm excited to lead their marketing team to new horizons!
GUYS.
After 6 months of unemployment, almost 200 applications, dozens of failed interviews, and only a few weeks left of unemployment benefits:
I GOT A JOB. A REALLY GOOD ONE.
MORE TO COME, I am SO EXCITED.
So, folks. Turns out this WAS premature. The hiring manager effectively welcomed me aboard, but still needed approval from the Board.
Over the last 3 weeks, many more emails, calls, and two more interviews with the CEO and Managing Director.
Today, it's official. I GOT IT.
GUYS.
After 6 months of unemployment, almost 200 applications, dozens of failed interviews, and only a few weeks left of unemployment benefits:
I GOT A JOB. A REALLY GOOD ONE.
MORE TO COME, I am SO EXCITED.
@DempseyMjd
@IMAO_
"Loaded"? "Unloaded"? It was supposed to be loaded with blanks, was it not? The prop master and/or armorer was responsible for ensuring safety, correct?
@caslernoel
I'm sure I'm not the only one to have observed this, but it really sucks that like 80% of the content on Twitter is just about Twitter now.
@benwikler
A "fringe theory" that corporations obsessed with profitability at the expense of human lives, the health of the planet, basic morality, and the very existence of mankind is somehow to blame for higher prices on goods and services. Yeah, it checks out.
@stevebr99361175
@danielsgoldman
It won't and there isn't. The best we can hope for is for people on the fence or who didn't vote/aren't registered to get off their asses and participate.
@SweetSinnndy
1. It's nobody's business as long as you aren't hurting anyone.
~however~
2. Why does EVERY PERSON in an open marriage feel the need to announce it to the world?
@EvanDonovan
@GovRonDeSantis
@WFLA
"please take them off, but also don't if you don't want to, but that would be ridiculous"
This illustrates pretty much the ENTIRE problem with our COVID response nationwide.
@Gritty20202
@EroticaGood
I live in one of the cheapest (lowest-cost) states. A master's degree at a state school runs about $36,000, last I checked. My lack of one has been used as a reason to deny me promotions, even though I've been demonatrably successful in my career field for over 20 years.
@NCState85
@lisa_liberal
"Anything I don't like or believe is 'photoshopped', even though I'm obviously not clear on the proper use of that word."
-Dave
@nathaliejacoby1
Well, I wouldn't quit right away. I'd just keep working at my job until I encountered some trivial inconvenience, and then I'd make a huge dramatic spectacle of quitting in the middle of a big meeting or something.
@freemonotheist
Because birds have colors?
No.
Birds with distinctive and colorful markings are more successful at attracting other birds to mate with.
These traits are passed on to their offspring.
This is the very definition of the evolutionary process.
@BeatTheCult
I think atheists probably make up the majority of people who actually have. Actual Christians tend to just pick and choose the parts that suit them or support what they already think.
@Flighboyb
@RepSwalwell
@RepMTG
Cool did you complain this much about taxpayers footing the bill for a 7 trillion dollar war over fake WMDs or Trump giving 1.7 trillion in tax cuts to the ultra-rich
@brockway_llc
Ohhh. Oh, man. That's gotta feel weird.
Honestly, as an avid fan since the mid 2000s, I was really pissed when Cracked let you folks go, but seeing you all go on to do some pretty amazing things has been very satisfying.