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R. Shag

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2 years

Maybe I'm wrong, but I think this whip is too long.

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8 months

GUYS. After 6 months of unemployment, almost 200 applications, dozens of failed interviews, and only a few weeks left of unemployment benefits: I GOT A JOB. A REALLY GOOD ONE. MORE TO COME, I am SO EXCITED.

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I wrote a message to my mom giving her a heads up on my carefully thought-out plan to approach my wife about a divorce, and then accidentally sent it to my wife.

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Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023

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@justinbaragona Lucifer is never named or mentioned in the New Testament. Lucifer means "light-bringer", luciferase is an enzyme responsible for bioluminescence. Most importantly, luciferase is not in ANY covid vaccines.

Fact check: No luciferase enzymes – or satanic connections – in coronavirus vaccines

Social media users are falsely claiming the Moderna coronavirus vaccine contains the luciferase enzyme as well as various tracking materials.

www.usatoday.com

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@Bakudan_Game @JLPtalk @realDonaldTrump Land doesn't vote, people do.

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@Theholisticpsyc The thing that sucks about toxic relationships is that there are also some good parts.

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@theliamnissan Needless to say he's a convicted child molester.

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Look, Biden's far from perfect. But this is ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT when it comes to this election.

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A reminder that Clarence Thomas is 75. Samuel Alito is 74. Roberts and Sotomayor are 69. If Trump wins in November, he is virtually guaranteed to appoint replacements for 2 of these justices, if not more. That means massive implications for future gun cases-- which is to say

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@meowmeowmia 1. Most clothes at big galas are on loan from the designer. 2. AOC's estimated net worth is 100k, the richest Congressperson's is 214M, (2,000x higher). 3. I'll agree it's not a 100% great look, but the opportunity was there and she used it to say something.

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@babyhandzjones @brielarson This is the correct answer, unless the other person has a dog with them.

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@TheNostalgicCo I had expressed unhappiness and a desire to seek couples therapy a few weeks prior. Her reaction at the time was defensive, extremely hostile, and counterproductive. So I can't imagine it was as much of a shock as she claims it was.

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@RightWingCope As long as there were no abortions involved, this is fine.

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@ask_aubry So... this guy assumes that babies just spontaneously grow in a uterus every month and then are ejected as unwanted 'bits' for... what reason, exactly?

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@Theholisticpsyc After 40ish years of doing this, I am FINALLY learning to feel comfortable letting people be uncomfortable. I cannot describe how difficult, but also liberating, it is.

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@bizlet7 You're judging both men and women because you're both insecure about yourself as a man AND afraid of women.

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@iamAtheistGirl Mormons are the direct-to-video sequel

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@mattgaetz @AOC @RepRaskin Here let me fix that for you:

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@CloudsGalore @shay3322

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@LakotaMan1 Education is not the same thing as indoctrination. Education is providing facts, information, context. Indoctrination is providing *beliefs*, with the expectation that they be accepted uncritically. So, no.

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@RightWingCope Xavieran Brothers in Westwood, one of the richest communities in the state.

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@ask_aubry The LOOK on her face. Good for her.

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@RufusTSuperfly But I love it. He respects her because she believes in the rules.

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@RandyRRQuaid Must be nice to have so much free time on your hands that you intentionally watch a "colossal waste of time". What, no acting gigs?

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@MichaelDRudolph @briantylercohen Clinton got us a half-trillion dollar SURPLUS, made possible largely by a significant tax increase on the wealthy.

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@tobymorton I love how excited they look to do their jobs.

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@LPTexas @Acyn I would say that's more fascist. They're not mutually exclusive, certainly.

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@mothcub_

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@mattxiv Nope. It's more like: "I'm trans" "Ok I would literally be happier if you didn't exist"

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@theserfstv Really fascinating that Steven, one of the most vocally transphobic people on earth, loves loves LOVES dressing in drag CONSTANTLY. I'm sure the two things are completely unrelated.

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@Sukitbackrow @dinosaurthe3rd Pro tip: a can opener will work for this too.

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@hannahposts Developers who were arrested. The actual housing development that only has 1 model home. Every single character is a weird entitled baby in an adult body. Also the meta-joke about being legally distinct from the name of the musical group.

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@RandyRainbow Even as a teenager I questioned a narrative that seemed to wink at pedophilia and glorify a selfish and narcissistic midlife crisis that more or less destroyed a family. and yeah... would def hit different today for ALL KINDS of reasons.

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@drmistercody I've been told all my professional life that good leaders attribute successes to "us" and failures to "me". Maybe Elon missed a day or two of business school.

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@ask_aubry And not to...uh... split hairs, but aren't "shaving his balls" and "grooming his junk" effectively the same thing?

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@Kirk_925 Does your "white privilege" equation include the fact that Rittenhouse, who actually killed people, was showered with money from right-wing militia groups to pay his bail and afford him top of the line defense lawyers?

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I'm accepting a position as Marketing Manager at a nearby company that makes optical filters and coatings for astronomy, satellites, and many other applications. I got an amazing vibe from the VPs during my interview, and I'm excited to lead their marketing team to new horizons!

R. Shag

@RickShag

8 months

GUYS. After 6 months of unemployment, almost 200 applications, dozens of failed interviews, and only a few weeks left of unemployment benefits: I GOT A JOB. A REALLY GOOD ONE. MORE TO COME, I am SO EXCITED.

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@PsionicPsittacc @tmorello Oh, ok. That makes this definitely a very normal thing to do, then.

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So, folks. Turns out this WAS premature. The hiring manager effectively welcomed me aboard, but still needed approval from the Board. Over the last 3 weeks, many more emails, calls, and two more interviews with the CEO and Managing Director. Today, it's official. I GOT IT.

R. Shag

@RickShag

8 months

GUYS. After 6 months of unemployment, almost 200 applications, dozens of failed interviews, and only a few weeks left of unemployment benefits: I GOT A JOB. A REALLY GOOD ONE. MORE TO COME, I am SO EXCITED.

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@TheMcKenziest @CoolPurpleBass It is Bastille Day, after all.

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@patriottakes The moustache is NOT helping.

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@IdleGlands @iamAtheistGirl I have noticed none of these. I feel like you're kind of just making shit up to prove some imaginary point.

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@DempseyMjd @IMAO_ "Loaded"? "Unloaded"? It was supposed to be loaded with blanks, was it not? The prop master and/or armorer was responsible for ensuring safety, correct?

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@caslernoel I'm sure I'm not the only one to have observed this, but it really sucks that like 80% of the content on Twitter is just about Twitter now.

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@ZenChipshot Thanks for your input, Judgy McGee.

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@ghyrbbfan1974 Since you're blocked and probably can't see this, let me help:

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@mfaber66 Your lack of knowledge on this topic is the EXACT reason why men should not be making laws governing women's bodies. Kindly sit down.

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@RealLyndaCarter Is murder a "traditional family value" now?

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@benwikler A "fringe theory" that corporations obsessed with profitability at the expense of human lives, the health of the planet, basic morality, and the very existence of mankind is somehow to blame for higher prices on goods and services. Yeah, it checks out.

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@iamAtheistGirl I really did. 😐

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@AlexJansenUK I have often suspected this myself, actually. Especially knowing how weirdly good it felt for her to find out.

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@stevebr99361175 @danielsgoldman It won't and there isn't. The best we can hope for is for people on the fence or who didn't vote/aren't registered to get off their asses and participate.

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@SweetSinnndy 1. It's nobody's business as long as you aren't hurting anyone. ~however~ 2. Why does EVERY PERSON in an open marriage feel the need to announce it to the world?

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@TheNostalgicCo Haven't reached "the end" quite yet, but I'm working on it. :) Thanks so much, and I'll keep you all posted on things.

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@EvanDonovan @GovRonDeSantis @WFLA "please take them off, but also don't if you don't want to, but that would be ridiculous" This illustrates pretty much the ENTIRE problem with our COVID response nationwide.

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@ConspiracyBull1 Silver lining (?) -- this at least concedes that it was indeed a riot and not a "peaceful protest".

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@laurenboebert Tell me if you notice anything interesting about this:

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@patriottakes Gazpacho police. Peach tree dish. Jewish space lasers. Ok, Marj.

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@Gritty20202 @EroticaGood I live in one of the cheapest (lowest-cost) states. A master's degree at a state school runs about $36,000, last I checked. My lack of one has been used as a reason to deny me promotions, even though I've been demonatrably successful in my career field for over 20 years.

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@NCState85 @lisa_liberal "Anything I don't like or believe is 'photoshopped', even though I'm obviously not clear on the proper use of that word." -Dave

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@peethanisonline It's the shape of the shirt, but I also wish there were other shapes for shirts like F where both sleeves are on one side.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Well, I wouldn't quit right away. I'd just keep working at my job until I encountered some trivial inconvenience, and then I'd make a huge dramatic spectacle of quitting in the middle of a big meeting or something.

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@HannahDCox @mhdksafa Sure, if you say so.

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@ask_aubry I will point out that the original patent for this "device" specifies "B" as the proper orientation.

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@freemonotheist Because birds have colors? No. Birds with distinctive and colorful markings are more successful at attracting other birds to mate with. These traits are passed on to their offspring. This is the very definition of the evolutionary process.

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@GwyneFalo @itsJeffTiedrich How much bleach did you drink before tweeting this?

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@RightWingCope Wow, they couldn't even be bothered to give the MyPillow Guy a moustache.

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@AubryAndrews What the fuck even is this exchange?

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@aseaborne @CommunistsEgirl @UrbanInuk We learned the mnemonic device, but in no context related to indigenous peoples. Just phonetic, easy to remember, SOH CAH TOA.

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@TheNostalgicCo It beats the alternative.

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@lavern_spicer Happy birthday to you and congratulations on coming out as non-binary.

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@CattykitYt @TheRightCant Seems like only other conservatives

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@alberto_resists @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Looks like a couple of them had to have their noses replaced though.

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@RufusTSuperfly He was TOO involved in Thor 4.

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@patriottakes What the fuck is she smoking?

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@MrDanZak Holy shit. I can never decide if this kind of shit is accidental or if someone on the campaign is fucking with him.

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@jzux @ginnyhogan_ True. In my experience, there are entire legendary, epic sagas based on weird things people said at a party.

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@BeatTheCult I think atheists probably make up the majority of people who actually have. Actual Christians tend to just pick and choose the parts that suit them or support what they already think.

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@Flighboyb @RepSwalwell @RepMTG Cool did you complain this much about taxpayers footing the bill for a 7 trillion dollar war over fake WMDs or Trump giving 1.7 trillion in tax cuts to the ultra-rich

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@johnsemley3000 John Taffer sucks. His entire thing is profitability, which to him frequently means sucking the soul and personality out of a place.

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@BigRedCeltTT @ValerieEBradley @elonmusk "It's annoying that I can't easily interact with people who specifically refuse to interact with me"

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I don't think I've ever felt more seen than while reading this thread. Thank you, Dr. LePera.

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Many people have good intentions, and find themselves in dysfunctional relationships, repeating unhealthy patterns. Here's a shame-free look at why:

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Elroy encouraging white people at Garrett's wedding is one of my favorite things in television history. #Community #sixseasonsandamovie

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@GovRonDeSantis Imagine being this obsessed about people's pee pees instead of actually helping to improve your constituents' lives.

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@BigBootyLuva13 @chuuzus I feel like everyone is really forgetting that he also played the cop ("James") in R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet".

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@xxenna66 @PR6uy17 @kevinbacon @SixDegreesofKB @ACLU @kyrasedgwick @RuPaulsDragRace @MTV That's a lot of words to say "I've literally never read Shakespeare."

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@KlasfeldReports @daralynn13 It's pretty clear that it was the campaign trying to interfere with the government.

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@Landorcan @ask_aubry Right, of course. I must have slept through that day of Sex Ed.

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@jimrosecircus1 For the record, that just means "floor grinding machine rentals". I worked for a German abrasives manufacturer for 15 years.

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30 and up, drop a photo with your age. 44

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@patriottakes NEWSFLASH: Minority of registered voters unhappy with election outcome determined by majority.

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@MikeF1590990 @JohnFugelsang Yes I am prejudiced against a Klansman.

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@brockway_llc Ohhh. Oh, man. That's gotta feel weird. Honestly, as an avid fan since the mid 2000s, I was really pissed when Cracked let you folks go, but seeing you all go on to do some pretty amazing things has been very satisfying.

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@itsJeffTiedrich All of which means he'll be the keynote speaker at the next CPAC

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@NatashaCL7 You're going to need to narrow that down. There's a lot.

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@atrupar How about no, and we can just stick with the established process to nominate Biden based on the will of the electorate.

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@ThatEricAlper For me, Cat Stevens' "Father and Son".

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Serious question, why are Lego flowers a thing?

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@RightWingCope All these poor kids breathing potatoes

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@SteveLovesAmmo @DonaldJTrumpJr Vaccine mandates have been an element of military service since the late 1700s.

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