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Nolan. Tampa Bay Lightning fan guy, mostly stickin’ to sports. Married dad. #DistantThunder #GoBolts Profile pic: Andre Roy. He/him

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@BangedPat Only watched the 1st period. Then I smoked a big joint while I walked to the gym, worked out my core and flexibility, before picking up 4 tall IPAs, going home and reading a William S. Burroughs interview from 1967 that totally predicts AI writing and art. But Geekie looked good.
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You have unlocked: Playoff Vasilevskiy
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Coop: We might has well put skirts on them Me: huh, that was unnecessary Twitter: OHHHHH PC MOB CANCEL CULTURE LEFT WING EXTREMISTS BOWING TO THE FEMINISTS STABBING COOP IN THE BACK THROWING HIM UNDER THE BUS FOR THE FEMINIST WOKE LEFT OHHH HE CANCELLED COOP HE CANCELLED COOP
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Heartwarming stuff, honestly: Sergachev congratulating Kucherov.
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Anthony Duclair. What a fantastic addition to the team. Wish we'd had him all year. Hope we have him next year.
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Good day to put some positivity on Mikhail Sergachev's name. Everybody post Sergachevs.
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Reasons I'm cheering for the Oilers: 1. I hate the Panthers 2. Canadian bias 3. Corey Perry 4. Canadian bias 5. I hate the Panthers
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Reminder that not only did Jonathon Toews and the other Blackhawk players KNOW that Kyle Beach had been sexually assaulted, they MOCKED him for it.
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Chris Johnston
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Kyle Beach on the 2010 #Blackhawks : "Word spread pretty quick. I do believe that everybody in that locker-room knew about it because the [homophobic] comments [towards Beach] were made in the locker-room, they were made on the ice, they were made around the arena."
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They're okay
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Dallas Stars
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@kuch4mvp How are the Lightning doing?
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If anything, I feel emotionally dead about Stamkos leaving. Not shock or anger, because this feels like this was pre-ordained at last year's training camp when he expressed his disappointment at no contract talks. It told us everything about JBB right there.
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Happy Birthday to the most talented Lightning player in franchise history, Nikita KUUUUUUUUUUCHEROV. He turns 31 today.
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No context
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Happy Fathers Day to them
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This pic of Stamkos is from TWELVE YEARS AGO
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God I hope we get Toronto in the playoffs again
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8 months
Kuch waving off the boos 😂 @Rogers | #NHLAllStar
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That clown just say Bogo didn't win a Cup?
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Comeback starts tonight.
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Happy Birthday, Ryan McDonagh! Lightning Daddy turns 35 today
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This donkey on ESPN keeps saying Stamkos is gone
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@lexilafleur Something I'm being very careful about in my current work in progress about young hockey prospect Dwayne Grunzky.
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Two Stanley Cup minimum per couple to be in the photo.
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Happy Birthday to Emil Lilleberg! In only 10 games, The Leapin' Norwegian (still working on the nickname) has body-checked his way into our hearts. He turns 23.
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I don't know why Marner is trending right now, but here's a reminder that this is the funniest picture ever taken of him:
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That feeling when you own Austin Matthews
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Barclay Goodrow and Yanni Gourde in 2021. HBD, Barclay.
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You are now being scored on by Steven Stamkos
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Happy Birthday, Brayden Point! The 2xCup Champ fifty goal man from Calgary, Alberta already has 250+ career goals for the Lightning. The straw that stirs the drink for the Lightning offence turns 28 today.
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10 months
WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, MATT TOMKINS
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Elliotte Friedman
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Lettieri (MIN) & Tompkins (TB) on waivers. Vasilevskiy time
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Happy Birthday to The Moose! Brian Elliott spent the final two years of his long NHL career as TB's backup stopper. 279 wins in 542 NHL games, including 44(!) shutouts. He turns 39 today.
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Brandon Hagel: Certified BEAST
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You got a short memory, bro
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Bread - #Trouba2China
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@not_tonycirelli Rangers own Tampa and Islanders
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Last night was rough, but Erik Cernak brick walling Connor Bedard was pretty funny
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Thing of beauty.
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Nikita Kucherov, in his NHL-leading and record-smashing season, is being paid an AAV of $9.5 million, which is tied with 9 other players as the 19th highest salary in the League.
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For my mental health.
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9 months
Man, imagine scoring four goals and being the second star because your goalie is a freaking GOD
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Tampa Bay Lightning
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🌟🌟🌟 #TBLvsEDM
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This man approaches your team and says he'll sign for $800,000. What are you doing?
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"How To Defend Your Crease" by Matt Tomkins
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Nikita Kucherov on the bench, celebrating a highlight reel goal
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@ReviewLightning Bro refuses to be happy.
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Happy Birthday to Steven Stamkos! Here he was in 2008, a fresh faced rookie, and not yet the Rocket Richard winning, two Cup lifting, 1000+ games and points team captain we know today. He turns 34. Happy birthday!
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Here's hoping Kuch has another hundred assists in his back pocket for this year.
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Ryan Malone, Mattias Ohlund, Martin St. Louis, Steven Stamkos, and Victor Hedman, Oct. 8, 2009.
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Happy Birthday, Brandon Hagel! The Saskatoon-born, Alberta-raised kid turns 26. In four NHL seasons, his scoring totals have gone from 24 to 44, to 64, to 75.
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Stole this murder from facebook
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Not sure if this is fake or what, but what a weird thing to leak out
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Happy June 7th, everybody
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The players on the ice for the last two Lightning goals: Luke Glendening: 754 NHL games experience Walterri Merela: 17 games Mitchell Chaffee: 3 games Max Crozier: 5 games Emil Lilleberg: 8 games
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God I love Steven Stamkos
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You beautiful bastard
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAMPA BAY, do NOT rush Isaac Howard, let him dominate and develop, let him stay at his college and get top line minutes, do not spoil him by rushing him, wait until he is READY for the NHL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Remember everyone: a seventh round pick is not nothing. It's a potential Ondřej Palát.
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Just wanna say I'm REALLY glad the Lightning admin isn't a high school Fortnite kid
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Crying a little just looking at this
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Just thinking how sad it's going to be to watch Stamkos decline in some other market, while their fanbase calls him an overpaid bum
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Man, how many times have we seen Hagel and Cirelli work that give and go? Thing of beauty. Man, what a road trip.
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Mom? Mortified. Sister (or gf)? LOVING IT
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Gage Goncalves dropping the gloves and his family’s reaction, love it.
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Gotta say, I DID NOT expect this.
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Tanner Jeannot: Glad he got one to finish a tough season on a positive note.
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Tonight, America must ask itself: how does this affect the Lightning? Specifically their ability to address the need for another middle-six winger?
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JBB is cookin'
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@TBLightning
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Welcome to Tampa, boys 👋 We have signed defensemen Tobie Paquette-Bisson, Derrick Pouliot, Steven Santini, and forward Jesse Ylönen to one-year, two-way contracts. 📝:
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For Lightning fans sad about no Lightning hockey: about half the Crunch lineup played in Lightning games this year, so it's kinda like there's still Lightning playoffs to cheer for.
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Syracuse Crunch
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WE'RE MOVING ON TO THE NORTH DIVISION FINALS! #CupHungry
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Funny there was no discussion of an outdoor game when the Lightning were a three-time Eastern Conference champion.
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Steven Stamkos, November 2008.
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Random Lightning positivity post, because you need it:
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Brandon Hagel is so good, you guys
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NOW I understand why we couldn't resign Stamkos. We needed that money to sign Tobie Paquette-Bisson
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Tampa Bay Lightning
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Welcome to Tampa, boys 👋 We have signed defensemen Tobie Paquette-Bisson, Derrick Pouliot, Steven Santini, and forward Jesse Ylönen to one-year, two-way contracts. 📝:
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Re: the Ross Colton contract. The Tampa Bay Lightning are really good at helping players get rich.
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Throwback to the funniest hockey game ever played. Gonna share a few of the quote-tweets.
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We have as many goals as Tampa has shots
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Anything better than Kuch-Point-Hags on a line? No!
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I don't care if he didn't make contact. This is suspension-worthy.
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That elbow has a mind of its own that would have been a hall of fame elbow directly to the head
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Sir, the Lightning have waived Matt Tomkins for the purposes of activating Andrei Vasilevskiy from Long Term Injured Reserve
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Happy Birthday to former Lightning center Pierre-Edouard Bellemare! The two-year Bolt is the only Black French citizen to play in the NHL. He turns 39.
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MY BOY
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Eduardo A. Encina
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#TBLightning forward Mikey Eyssimont is the #GoBolts nominee for this season's The Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy, going to a player who exemplifies perseverance, sportsmanship and dedication to the game of hockey, as selected by the #TampaBay chapter of the @ThePHWA .
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Happy Birthday to Lightning Stanley Cup Champion Braydon Coburn! The d-man played 350 reg. season games for the Bolts after coming vis trade from Philly and won the Cup in 2019-2020. @BraydonCoburn55 turns 39 today.
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JBB: "we got younger"
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Happy Birthday to Barclay Goodrow! The man Jon Cooper described as a Jeep came in and formed one of the best third lines in hockey and won two Cups with the Lightning. He turns 31 years old.
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Reminder that when Victor Hedman scored his first NHL goal on December 5, 2009 against the Islanders, the first hug went to Vincent Lecavalier. Hedman just passed Lecavalier for 2nd in games played with the Lightning.
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Happy Birthday to Lightning Alumnus Ben Bishop! The starter from the Bolts' 2015 Stanley Cup Final run turns 37 today. Ben won an astonishing 131 games with the Lightning.
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Imagine, the Lightning trading FOR a first rounder.
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Mike Commito
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On this day in 2012, the Lightning traded Kyle Quincey to the Red Wings for Sebastien Piche and a first-round pick in 2012. The Lightning would use that pick to select Andrei Vasilevskiy 19th overall #Hockey365 #GoBolts
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INSANE: If Nikita Kucherov scores at anywhere near the same pace next season, he could hit 1000 points. He currently sits at 873.
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Thanks again for Sergachev
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Big fat promotion at work, so I might be less active on here for a while, at least during the daytimes.
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Tampa Bay Lightning in black and white thread. First, Andrei Vasilevskiy
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Little known fact: I revere Maurice Richard as a hockey GOD. He was the all-time goal leader when he retired. More than thirty players have passed him since then, but to do so is still a MASSIVE achievement. Congratulations, Steven Stamkos!!!
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This has been the first season since 2012-13 that the Lightning haven't had a man of colour in the lineup. They just traded for two. Anthony Duclair is a Quebec-born man of Haitian heritage, and Matt Dumba is of Filipino (maternal) and Romanian and German (paternal) descent.
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Happy Birthday to former Lightning goalie Curtis McElhinney! A man who perfected leaving on a high note, Curtis retired after winning two consecutive Cups in a backup role with the Lightning. He turns 41.
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All those goons who were yapping that Steven should take a massive discount to show his loyalty can proceed to stuff their comments in a sock. We ALL knew what he would get on the market. Six million would have been a MASSIVE discount. JBB offered HALF that.
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Diandra Loux
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The Preds deal with Stamkos should end up around four years and $8 million AAV per @PierreVLeBrun
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"Yeah, it was a lucky goal, but you take those. By the way, @Gabby_Shirley_ , I'd like to give a shout-out to Nolan at Lightning Review. He just hit 800 followers and me and the boys are all real proud of him."
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I can't imagine
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JBB: We've gotten younger and bigger Also JBB: I just signed a 35 year old who is smaller than Lightning Review's daughter
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We need to talk about shared custody. Lightning/Preds, 50/50. Anything. We'll take weekends. Visitation rights. Come on.
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The boys are ready for Smashville !Thanks @Gnash00 @PredsNHL
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Happy Birthday to the winningest head coach in Lightning history! Jon Cooper turns 56 today.
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Happy Birthday to The Boat Goat, Yanni Gourde! He went from undrafted free agent from Saint-Narcisse, Quebec, to back-to-back Stanley Cupper. He turns 32 today.
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No big deal, you guys, no big deal. We just need to win the two at home, then it's a best of three. We got this. #GoBolts
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It kinda feels like any game he plays could be Matt Tomkins' last NHL game, so it's nice that he was able to even his record up to .500.
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Lol, called it. Vasy gets a shutout but doesn't get a game star because the offence was so crazy
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Showed up and showed out. 👊
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"...knowing what loyalty and respect mean to YOU..."
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Steven Stamkos joins the Hockey Central panel following his new deal with Nashville. ⤵️
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Lightning Legend
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Scoring a goalie goal to send your team to the postseason is as awesome as it gets. 🤩 What a moment for Louis Domingue ( @domingue35 )! (🎥: @TheAHL )
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Punching myself in the face with Flyers Lecavalier pics to deaden my heart against the possibility of Stammer walking
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Cats release friendly pheromones from glands in their cheeks and chin, so when your favorite feline is rubbing its face on you, it usually means they are marking you as a friend.
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