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6 years

That hostile Anfield atmosphere.......

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4 years

Can you imagine the clapping in the street if they void the Premier League season?

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2 years

That’s Stockport mate.

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2 years

You sort of think of the Pyramids as being out in the middle of a desert somewhere, until you see clips like this…

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1 month

Hang on, isn't that Antony?

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4 months

Dr No mates

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4 months

I think the Bond job is pretty much in the bag at this juncture.

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2 years

All matches in the Merseyside Junior Football League were abandoned this weekend because of referee harassment…….

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2 months

Club rivalries aside, city players have been absolutely dogshit at this tournament. And I think we all know why 💉💉💉

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1 year

So Chelsea give Kovacic to city for £25m with no argument but are haggling over an extra couple of mill above £55m for Mount? Sorry, that doesn’t add up.

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7 years

No wonder she wanted a divorce.......

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6 years

Fucking hell how quick was his horse?

Jockey Charlie Deutsch jailed after high-speed police pursuit

Charlie Deutsch ran back to his car after he was arrested at the roadside and then raced off.

www.bbc.co.uk

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2 years

Just heard that De Jong is house-hunting in the area between Failsworth and Chadderton...... Frenkie goes to Hollinwood.

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4 years

My son said this morning that purple is his favourite colour because it is a mix of United red and city blue, and it's with great regret that I have to announce he will be spending this Christmas in an orphanage.....

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2 years

I’d be pissed off about that equaliser if I was a city fan. But if I was a city fan I’d be pissed off about a lot of things, especially my obesity and body odour.

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3 years

Today isn’t a complete write-off. The great entertainers, Leeds United, are kicking off at 5.30pm. And 5.45pm. And 6.02pm. And 6.11pm. Etc etc…… #giveanoldjokeahomethisChristmas

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3 years

United clashing with kids’ bath and bedtime on Mothers Day is going to lead to some tense negotiations this afternoon......

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10 months

What my wife will be saying in bed, tonight.

Manchester United

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10 months

Good to see you again, Dong 🇨🇳 #MUFC || #MUNLUT

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6 years

They do say that every time you tell a lie your nose grows a bit longer......

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5 years

@alanshearer @NUFC I reckon Owen would batter Shearer in a fight. Shearer's all piss and wind - he'd go in swinging hard but Owen would keep calm and pick him off. Shearer would eventually beg for mercy but Owen would show him none - reversing over him in his Range Rover.

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6 years

The only positive I can think of here is that a new manager might spot the fact that Lukaku is actually pregnant.

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4 years

Current scene outside OT.....

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4 years

Salford Quays when we get 3rd. Bring fireworks. We can fire them at the Imperial War Museum.

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1 year

Well at least Maguire going will save me a lot of arguments with dickheads this season. Hope he does well. He cared about United a hell of a lot more than all the turkeys on here giving him shit.

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2 years

@AndyMitten €2 add-ons seems like a good deal. I got a beach towel for €5 in Portugal last month and it turned out to have a skid mark on it.

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6 years

Still yet to hear this twat make a good call......

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2 years

@TonyEvans92a I remember your lot wearing Bayern Munich scarves at Anfield for the 2-2 in ‘99. The year we did the proper treble. Sleep tight, sweet prince……

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5 years

All the people pointing out that Pogba is our best player are missing the point entirely. He’s our best player when he fancies it, not when we need it. And he’s also a colossal twat.

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3 years

Just had my booster. Took 3 nurses and 2 firemen to get the needle in and out of the layers of knotted muscle in my upper left arm. "It'll be sore for a while" they said. So I dropped and did 50 one-armed press-ups. Everyone cheered.

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3 years

I can never get over how many fans in the home end are smiling in this photo......

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2 years

Blind man buys new tv

Guardian news

@guardiannews

2 years

Manchester City look into taking Etihad Stadium capacity to more than 60,000

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2 years

I swear I despise United's social media 'fans' way more than any match-going city or Liverpool supporters.

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3 years

After Manchester city's players and fans have once again dragged football through the mud in the last 24 hours, it's left to Manchester United to bring some romance and glory back to the game......

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11 months

A lot of people upset because ‘we won’t be winning anything ever again’. Not sure that’s quite what my definition of football support is. Says a lot about why those people started supporting us in the first place…..

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4 years

Underrated by who? Clickbait bollocks.

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4 years

150 goals in 219 games. Criminally underrated. 🔥

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3 years

Great aggro between the Arsenal fans and the disabled section tonight. Two very evenly-matched sides……

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2 years

city fans talking about ‘interfering’ way too much given their club’s reputation.

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3 years

Where’s your sense of humour gone, George?

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3 years

This lad’s got subtitles on his vest…..

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6 years

Paul Pogba could score a brace in every game for the next ten seasons and I’d still think he’s a whopper.

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5 years

Lying to a 93 year old woman? This is a case for

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6 months

LinkedIn is full of men posting International Womens Day messages about women in their business that they want to shag.

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4 years

95% of city fans would wear that coat, let's not pretend otherwise.

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7 years

@FattusAntus Looks like she's been through the advent calendar early as well.....

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5 years

This scarf is 37 years old. Today it is soaked with tears. Tears of shame. Shame for what city have done to the proud name of Manchester around the footballing world. No longer will foreign taxi drivers say ‘Charlton’ or ‘Cantona’. They will say ‘cheat’. And spit in your face.

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2 years

@GNev2 @itvfootball Roy isn’t far off what Hitler would have looked like by 1955.

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3 months

James McClean must be laughing his balaclava off.

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6 years

Just remembered seeing this lot in our end before the game yesterday and now part of me is glad we lost......

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3 years

For every voter who sees Johnson for what he is, there are another two who think he invented the Astra Zeneca vaccine.

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5 years

Has anyone, anywhere, seen Fred held up as a scapegoat? This lad pushing his racism agenda for more clicks and attention is an absolute fucking scumbag. And he's as much a United fan as Jamie Carragher.

Rants

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5 years

Pogba, Fred & Martial are the scapegoats while Dan James is doing up workrate & inshallah 🔴⚪️⚫️

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6 years

Club rivalries apart, Merry Christmas to all football fans whose club’s owners aren’t spending the festive period torturing slaves for their own amusement.

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6 years

Club rivalries aside I didn't see any city players putting their hands up for a penner. Cowards, to a man......

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4 years

39 years ago today I made my first appearance at Old Trafford. So did Bryan Robson. Feel free to draw parallels between two Manchester United legends.....

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6 years

Just watched 5 minutes of Dragons Den and it's reminded me of my business idea to go in there with a baseball bat and knock the absolute fuck out of all the contemptuous bastards.

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3 years

Well done, kids

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4 years

Just seen this in Heaton Park and I’m disgusted. On today of all days.....

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4 years

Everybody else going through Manchester Airport : ............... Scousers going through Manchester Airport : “BOSS THA’, BOSS THA’, EVERYBODY LISTEN TO US AND ACKNOWLEDGE US”

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3 years

@prodnose United fans looked the other way? Turn it in you fat cockney shite.

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6 years

Club rivalries aside, it's clear the World Cup was just too big a stage for Mo Salah. Some players revel in the biggest spotlight (Lingard, Rashford etc.....) but some shit their pants. And I'm afraid Mo needs new grundies.....

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6 years

Fireman Sam is easily the best kids tv, mainly because it teaches them from a young age that the Welsh are all toothless simpletons (apart from Sam who is from just over the border).

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6 years

They've given birth to a little Millwall fan!

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7 months

Be great when Big Jim smashes a wrecking ball right through Hotel Football and then builds a 10 storey pub for alcoholic matchgoers on the land.

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5 years

Get this tit wearing an official United shirt in his photo, sat in America, telling me not to go to games. Come and stop me you fucking turkey.

Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown)

@Malachians

5 years

Utd fans are all that's left to protect the club from these parasites. They've prostituted our history, pillaged our cash & betrayed everything Utd hold dear, Busby will be turning in his grave. Please don't give them a penny or you're feeding the cancer that's killing the club

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2 years

The wankers shouting about wanting oil money are just armchair turkeys, wanting to win the internet bragging rights with people they’ll never meet. Best ignored.

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9 years

There was a young German called Klopp. Who thought double-training was top. Players resisted Jurgen insisted All of the hamstrings went pop

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3 years

First visit

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9 years

You're a grown man pretending to be a football stadium so my first thought is to keep you away from children.

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9 years

A few people have suggested the new stand is being called the Wonderwall! Thoughts on that?

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9 months

@GNev2 Perfect timing. The pubs are open, we’re not working tomorrow and we can all raise a glass to our club not becoming another state-owned ‘project’. Merry Christmas Gareth x

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5 years

Hi @ManCityHelp - can you tell me if I can bring my trombone to today’s stadium walk?

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10 months

I was actually quite encouraged tonight. Got our standard shite decisions and still should have won it. We’ll get there.

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4 years

If we storm Old Trafford can we get the result overturned?

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3 years

🎶Every woman every man Show that lad Varane some love Stand up, Stand up etc….. 🎶 You can have that one @BPete1970

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5 years

It would do Solskjaer a world of good if he just came out and said "The lad's a bit of a dickhead really, we'll be getting rid as soon as we can".

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1 year

Every mistake Maguire makes is magnified to the power of ten by people on here who’ve yet to shave. Shaky start but sound thereafter.

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3 years

What a fucking night this was.......

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙖 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙨 - aka Larry 🇾🇪

@Cantona_Collars

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#OTD 27th January 2010 Wayne Rooney knocks city out of the League Cup and sends United into the final with a 92nd minute winner 👊

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3 years

Really struggling for a banner for tomorrow so going with the tried and trusted.....

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2 years

@tagoed @PeteSpencer007

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5 months

‘Other lucky wearers include Ben Johnson, Lance Armstrong and Paul Pogba’

Football on TNT Sports

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5 months

Pep Guardiola was wearing a £1 million Richard Mille watch at the Bernabeu last night ⌚️ It's so rare that there are only 50 versions in the world. Rafael Nadal is another one of the lucky wearers.

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5 years

People who modify their cars to make them louder deserve to be chemically castrated.

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6 years

Lindelof looks like the tv presenter who is taking a load of competition winners to Disneyland......

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1 year

A simple Easter test to see if you’re a Manchester United fan or not; Do you want Arsenal to beat city to the league? If the answer is ‘yes’ then congratulations! If the answer is ‘no’ then unlucky! You think you are but you’re really not.

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2 months

@PaulTonkinson Stop being reasonable, Paul.

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3 years

I’d rather go for a drink in The Arkle with a dozen match-going scousers than a single one of United’s #oleout wankers.

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2 years

Idea for a tv series; ‘Walton in Walton’ whereby Peter Walton ends up in Walton prison and is not allowed to talk bollocks about refereeing decisions ever again.

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2 years

I’m not just picking out Klopp here. Just behaviour in general at teams that get watched.

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1 year

There are people on this app watching what’s going on at PSG whilst begging for those responsible to dick around with United next. EA Sports have genuinely decimated a whole generation of football fans.

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2 years

@PeterLiddle1 @SkySports_Keith @worflags @SkySportsNews “As a club you’re doing something right” Hahahaha you fucking melt.

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4 years

Used to work with a Barnsley fan who absolutely despised United. Always gobbed off about penalties, refs etc. And this was in Salford so 75% of his colleagues were reds, and hated him. Anyway he was enormously fat and one day his chair broke under him. I still laugh about it now.

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5 years

Club rivalries apart, this has brought shame on the whole of Greater Manchester and I’d advise everyone to kick the next city fan they see squarely in their tiny little bollocks.

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7 years

He wore, he wore, he wore a yellow ribbon He wore a yellow ribbon to support the Catalans And when they asked him why he wore the ribbon He said it's for big Trevor who just loves to piss his pants Pissy pants Pissy pants He said it's for big Trevor and his yellow pissy pants

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3 years

Right Peg Fred

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3 years

It's a start. They're not going to sell up anytime soon so we need to take small wins and move forward. Keep the pressure on.

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2 years

Women are good at many things but managing the cardboard recycling is not one of them. FLATTEN THE FUCKING BOX BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN THE BLUE BIN YOU DICK!

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5 years

This could be a 'key' signing..... * taps nose and winks at camera

Mark Ogden

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5 years

Man United consider January Van de Beek move

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6 years

54k signatures so far on that safe-standing petition is fucking pathetic. Most of you are happy moaning and do fuck all about actually changing things.

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3 years

Why are some people so desperate for Ole to say the wrong thing? It's really weird.

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