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@RememberUllevi

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Aberdeen, Scotland
Joined July 2020
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Weirdest people on planet earth bar none.
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A short story…
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Scotland away days look unbelievably shit
@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
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Scotland fans in Amsterdam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ScotlandNT
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We pay our money to watch Aberdeen, not Celtic reserves. No More Celtic Loans.
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Can’t believe the SNP banging on about Gaza for 6 months wasn’t popular with the people of Scotland.
@MartinSLewis
Martin Lewis
3 months
THE EXIT POLL (for posterity lets see how close it it) Lab 410 (up 209) Con 131 (down 241) Lib Dems 61 (up 53) Reform 13 (up 13) SNP 10 (down 38) Plaid 4 (up 2) Green 2 (up 1)
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It’s called supporting your local club, wouldn’t expect you to know anything about that you Tim slag
@ChloeReilly21
Chloe Reilly
1 year
This for an equaliser?? Loooool 🤣🤣
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How can any Scottish person vote for this man? Beyond belief.
@SkyNews
Sky News
6 months
"Unless your behaviour is threatening, or abusive, and intends to stir up hatred, then you have nothing to worry about." First Minister @HumzaYousaf defends Scotland's new hate crime law after concerns it infringes free speech 📺 Sky 501
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“Busy day love? Catch many criminals? “Yeah, I filmed a load of people singing songs at a football match” “So proud of you xx”
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FAO The Football Monitoring Board
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Boycott this shithole
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Imagine how good this could be if the club actually sorted out the shambolic ticket situation. Be the best end in the country by a mile.
@afcKev1
🇦🇹 Bolt⚡️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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If any Aberdeen fan was in a any doubt about how bad the Scales deal was, then today should make it beyond clear why this kind of signing should never be allowed to happen again.
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Some Aberdeen fans are absolute weirdos. How anyone can say they wouldn’t take Alex Neil is insane. Has more club managerial pedigree than any other manager we’ve hired in the past 20 years.
@ee_sport
EveningExpress Sport
8 months
"He is a young, hungry manager with experience and a proven track record, so he ticks all the boxes for me." Joe Harper: Aberdeen should move to make Alex Neil their new manager
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Proven right
We pay our money to watch Aberdeen, not Celtic reserves. No More Celtic Loans.
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This guy should never play for us again, Absolute clown!
@PremSportsTV
Premier Sports
5 months
As if penalty shootouts weren't dramatic enough! 😅 A break to treat Roos and it leads to a miss for his teammate Ryan Duncan 😬 #ScottishCup
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ASC OAPs @ PAOK
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Still disgusts me that this little rodent was our captain.
@cheggyceltic
Che
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2 years ago today @ScottBrown8 😭
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The most money the club has ever had, the most season ticket sales ever and our manager is a thick-as-shit braindead prick. Sums us up perfectly.
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Nothing sums Aberdeen up more than Jonny Hayes repeatedly falling over.
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If the rumours are true about Stefan Gartenmann being offered a new deal Aberdeen FC should call it a day because he is absolutely fucking murder.
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Well done lads, organised fan power works.
@MoronicElement
Moronic Element
8 months
Falling Miles Behind
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King Street in December 😂😂
@eintracht_eng
Eintracht Frankfurt
2 years
The best fans in the world! ❤️ #WHUSGE #SGEuropa #UEL
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This statistic perfectly encapsulates Aberdeen FC - weak, soft, pathetic
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Never seen a group of people look more like Huns in my life.
@Mr_Party_Marty
We follow the Rangers Away 🇬🇧
1 year
6am start get into them Rangers
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A cheese board for County away…
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He’s been an easy target for a couple of years but Steven Gunn has to go this summer. Our recruitment by and large has been abysmal. Millions wasted and another huge rebuild ahead of us this summer. (9th in the table)
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Why do Hearts feel the need to cover up about 400 seats. Pathetic behaviour.
@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
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Dundee United fans at Tynecastle today @dundeeunitedfc
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El Capo has spoken. Dont even think about it Dave.
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Pathetic. English fan culture is so fucking dead.
@thecasualultra
𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥
6 months
West Ham chanting to Leverkusen fans: "What the f*cking hell is that?" 🥲😅
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Those were 3 very expensive substitutes from Barry last night
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???
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The face of a man who was made to do a goal celebration pose never expecting to score an away goal in Europe 😂
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
1 year
A first Dons goal for Nicky. COME ON YOU REDS!!
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If Slobodan Rubezic was Scottish or English and not a Serbian ‘hardmsn’ he’d have been hounded out the team weeks ago. Made far more mistakes than Anthony Stewart ever did.
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Love you pal
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
10 months
You asked our No. 10. He responded ▶️
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Won’t be needing that bus anymore lads.
@thecasualultra
𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥
7 months
Rangers at home to benfica tonight! 🚎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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An all time low for Aberdeen 😂😂 we got beat by a juniors team 12 months ago.
@CraiggyCampbell
Craig Campbell
8 months
Robson done well to get us to Europe, just hasn’t worked out in the long term Singing about your own manager getting sacked in the morning is an all time low for Aberdeen.
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@AberdeenFC Cancel Craig Bryson’s contract. He’s almost 34 and taking the absolute piss up here.
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Imagine taking pleasure in other fans losing money and being banned from watching their team. What an absolute walloper.
@GOOBY1983
Gooby🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇪
10 months
@lauraabdn They are banned for a reason. Perhaps a deterrent so they don’t cause bother again in Europe, or self policing those that have spoiled it for everybody else. I know if some of our own Ned’s had cause us to miss games, the self policing within our own support would mean they are
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I think Bojan has his sights set a bit higher than Ibrox.
@LiviFCOfficial
Livingston Football Club
10 months
🗣 David Martindale also spoke to #LFCLive after this evening's match.
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@AberdeenFC Craig Bryson is 33 and thinks it’s acceptable to go to Soul Bar during a pandemic after being beaten by Rangers in the season opener. Says it all.
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Why have some Aberdeen fans went to Frankfurt in kilts
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Reminder that these two are a couple of fucking poofs!
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
4 years
🔴 The hairband brothers. #StandFree
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Dundee Wednesday everyone right behind the team from the 1st minute.
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“Do better” you’re a glory hunting fat Tim spastic from Portlethen.
@AnthonyRJoseph
Anthony Joseph
2 years
Listening to @BBCSportsound podcast on the way home tonight. Can’t believe (or maybe I can) Willie Miller has said “far too many foreign players” is one of the reasons for Aberdeen’s downfall. This lazy argument is exhausting and comes from a pure dinosaur mentality. Do better.
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“and the guy’s in on goal” like he doesn’t know who he is, arrogant prick. Better than anything you’ve got.
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
8 months
🗣️ "There's lots of games to go, we have to sort it out on the field, that's the reality of it." 🗣️ "It's my job as the manager to try and ensure we can get up to the levels we need to consistently." Brendan Rodgers reflects on Celtic's draw at Aberdeen ⬇️
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That one was for Jimmy Bell!!
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
1 year
FULL-TIME: Aberdeen 2-0 Rangers
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The new Erin Grieve has arrived
@JustBeth15
Just Beth
1 year
The dons fan who threw the flare. Wise the hell up. Nothing cool or clever about that shit. Sort yourself out.
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So the boy who didn’t do anything other than laugh has also been arrested, what a mad country.
@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
BREAKING: Two men have been arrested after a young football fan who died from cancer was mocked at a match
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What sort of Aberdeen fan hosts an event in his home town that will most likely be attended by glory hunting Tims
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@AberdeenFC In my 25 years of watching Aberdeen that is one of the most disgraceful, spineless, inept performances at Ibrox I’ve ever seen.
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He seems nice
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@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
8 months
Welcome to the Dons Killian Phillips! The versatile midfielder has joined on loan until the end of the season from @CPFC . #StandFree
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“We’re playing ok” 😂😂😂😂
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
10 months
🗣️ "Last night the tide turned. I think that needs to be it now." Aberdeen fan Erin Grieve believes it's now time for manager Barry Robson to go, but Clyde boss Ian McCall argues the beleaguered Dons boss still has "credit in the bank". Listen to the full podcast on @BBCSounds
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Warnock should be sacked tonight. He has absolutely no idea who any of the players are or what our best team is, he’ll take us to 11th and no one believes we’d win a play off.
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@ChristopherHarv Hell, where he belongs
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@AberdeenFC Surely the lowest point since Queen of the South beat us 4-3.
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An unbelievably weird group of people. Off the charts.
@NCCeltic
North Curve Celtic
8 months
The Green Brigade are asking fans to join them in singing 'Grace' at the start of tomorrow's match, in tribute to the people of Palestine.
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@AberdeenFC Holy fuck. Who picked the team, Harvey Price?
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@AberdeenFC Aye cheers lads, only been in Dundee for three hours
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@CormackDavie @Alan_Burrows We won 1 out of 8 games in Europe pal and it was a dead rubber
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“Actually glad we lost” 😂😂
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Hate drama queens that don’t want a tree to fall on their heid as they walk to the game
@Jake50003400
Jake
9 months
Drama queen's out in force the day! Game not until 7.45, if you don't want to go just stay at home by the fire! 🤷‍♂️
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What a weird attitude. Because TV channels have fucked us over with shit kick off times you take pleasure in other fans getting fucked over too (for a 1/4 final as well)
@RTG_Podcast
Red Tinted Glasses
8 months
@KyleMuirhead24 @AberdeenFC about time they got to experience it, given we are normally shafted with 12:30 down there.
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@AB10_d A large portion of each fan base are glory hunters not from Glasgow and the only reason they support the club is because they win things so when that stops happening they have nothing left.
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We need to do this in Aberdeen once
@101ULTRAS
101% ULTRAS
4 months
🇩🇰 Brøndby fans at home before the match against Aarhus GF 26/05/2024
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hooliganscz1999
Hooligans.cz Official
10 months
14.12.2023, Real Betis🇪🇸 vs Rangers🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Info UF: UF (Real Betis) attacked the top boys of Rangers Riot Crew who ran and jumped into a 5m pit without water to avoid the fight. They had to be rescued by firefighters
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Scottish football summed up in 4 seconds.
@sked21
Joel Sked
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The nick of these stewards. How dare you celebrate with the fans who had to travel to a game they didn’t know was going to be on after a come-from-behind 3-2 win with a stoppage-time winner.
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@AbzPodcast Shut up you little bunch of scrotes. Celebrating your own fans getting arrested
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Livi deserve to beat us on Saturday
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@Alan_Burrows Start spending like a drunken sailor Alan, this is our year.
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Factual statements on Merkland Road!
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This has cheered me up no end. Enjoy the bus home pal.
@_TF93
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Dundee away starts now. Overnight bus to Scotland aren't for the weak but neither are title races Big Phils treble chasing bears 🏆 @RangersFC
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St Johnstone & Ross County have sacked their managers for unacceptable performances this season, they are both above us in the table. Club is ran by some very spineless men.
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
10 months
Next up, Saturday afternoon at Pittodrie 🔴 #StandFree
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We can spend all the money we want on new players, ultimately if our manager isn’t up to the job we’ll go nowhere whilst wasting millions. Time to call it a day and get in a proven manager from Europe.
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A larger audience needs to be aware of this underrated twitter interaction. Delicious.
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Becoming pretty obvious why Robson didn’t want to play McDonald. What the fuck is he doing here
@jaymoir_
Jay Moir
7 months
Genuinely curious - Am i being cynical, or does Roos not need to come out and try and at least be a presence in the area? Not from the original cross, but the header that comes back in. Can he not try and at least rush out to block the boy? Maybe i’m being harsh.
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For every league game we’ve played so far this season we fall 1 point behind Hearts. If that isn’t a sackable offence then time to call it a day for the Dons.
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@KirstySNP Bro ran out of colouring pen halfway through 😂😂😂😂
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What’s with the stupid tarpaulin covering up about 300 seats. Same shite that Hearts have as well.
@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
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Bonnyrigg Rose fans at Aberdeen today 🌹 @BonnyriggRose
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This is why we shouldn’t be signing players who cannot play in over 10% of our league fixtures (not to mention potential cup games too). Shambles.
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Remember your bouquet of flowers.
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German fan culture is different level, unreal
@Ultramaniatics
𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ 𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕌ℕ𝔻 👊
11 months
Saarbrücken vs Bayern München #FCSFCB 🇩🇪 01.11
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😂😂😂😂
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@westcoastsheep Rumour has it they’ll only allow birds to the next home game, so you’ll be fine you big fanny
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You brought in a law to specifically target football fans, some of which were jailed, don’t pretend you like football or football fans you dyke.
@NicolaSturgeon
Nicola Sturgeon
4 years
Never in doubt 😅 👏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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The SNP should never be forgiven for electing this traitor as leader of Scotland. Scumbag doesn’t even cover it.
@HumzaYousaf
Humza Yousaf
2 months
How much worse does it have to get before the army is sent in @Keir_Starmer ? The Police clearly do not have a handle on this situation. This pogrom against Muslims and People of Colour is going to cost lives unless these far-right thugs are stopped.
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@DillyWodd Willy you’re a fat glory hunting fud from Livingston, do you think anyone gives a fuck what you think.
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@AberdeenFC Where are top communicators Burrows and Cormack?
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@AberdeenFC @AbzPodcast Imagine how good this would be with PYRO
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@AB10_d Or… we could go and hire a football manager from Europe with a track record of success and building similar sized clubs up.
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Are people actually aware that safe standing is what we currently have but they put massive metal bars in between each row of seats. It’s genuinely worse than the current situation where people just stand in seated areas.
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
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Hibernian are to introduce a safe standing section next season after 82% of supporters surveyed said it would improve the atmosphere at Easter Road. #BBCFootball
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@DHTReds How is 11,000 people travelling mostly from the north east of Scotland to our 10th semi final in the central belt in as many years ‘grim’?
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@AberdeenFC A defensive midfielder required too, lads, cheers.
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@AberdeenFC Freshen the team up? What about the horrendous tactics and style of football?
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Worst thing about Kelle Roos is we actually offered him a new contract and tried to get him to stay. That’s how much of a fucking mess we’re in.
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Will always love you for this Deco.
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@AberdeenFC Why do Celtic get the Shed but we don’t? @AberdeenFCSLO
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