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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

4 months

I'm running a very special Mother's Day Sale in my bedroom! All clothes are 100% off 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@NoContextHumans 🥃Stay classy

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11 months

@ShitpostGate The cure for your ails

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1 year

@cctvidiots Labia Majora: Swallower of Worlds Stay classy 🥃

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1 year

@historyinmemes Sounds like the earliest form of contraceptive. Stay classy. 🥃

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@InternetH0F Her: *pretends to have a conversation on the phone with a guy named Landon* Him: Who tf if Landon?! Her: Careful! (Dramatic Pause) You might trip, fall and Landon deez nutz!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨🚨 We have received information from an insider within @ThePlagueNFT that details the identity of @Pons_ETH and his plans for the ultimate rug pull!

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨The SHOCKING untold truth about Utility Wen🚨

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@cctvidiots Imagine the game of Super Smash Bros. he got to play with his wife after she saw this clip!

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨🚨THIS JUST IN!🚨🚨 Members of the Woke Desert Cacti Committee (WDCC) are calling for a boycott of @Utility_Wen over insensitive portrayals of desert vegetation made by the company and its founder, @Pons_ETH . What did they do to cause such outrage?

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@EverythingOOC Hadoken!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨This just in!🚨 An inside source at @Utility_Wen has confirmed that everyone holding a black owl will get taken out for ice cream by @Pons_ETH !🐸 Well, slap my grandma and call her a hipster! Black owls are pumping harder than Monica Lewinsky on a visit to the White House!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

@NoContextHumans I think he looks like he sells paper at Dunder Mifflin.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Relive the magic that was the last 2 years in NFTs & crypto with stories from @zubic_eth - SpaceRiders @Sanza_eth - EspressoShot @MrJayCroft - MindfulMonkz @odysseysssc - ShreddingSassy @JohnLemonNFT - DogePound @GrillSergeant15 , @StephenMill3r , @WakingTheEchoes - CryptoDads

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, working on my ICO. Initial Cologne Offering. What are you working on today? 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

I'm literally shaking right now! @Sanza_eth @shotguncaio @emilyrosemcg @waleswoosh Why didn't you tell me there were @BEANZOfficial with mustaches?! My search for the perfect red legume has come to an end this morning. Can someone put a glass of Scotch in his adorable little

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

POOP method for evaluating X accounts has sparked more controversy than pineapple on pizza in NYC! Allow me to offer an alternative technique: SCOTCH SCOTCH is a simple 1-step process to beating the algo with 100X better smell than POOP! Here's how it works: Step 1: Before

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Me floating down the fallopian tube in 1981.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, remember when the internet was just a fad? Look at us now. Who remembers Dial Up Modems? 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, remember, there are two rules in life: 1. Never give out all the information.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

10 months

Burgundy here, breaking the Scotch tradition for a wild change! Time to dive into some @SwampWaterBrand beer– it's like tears from an angel crossed with the hops of heaven! 🍻

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, Remember to be yourself and don't compromise. Like my infamous appearance on Joe Rogan, have no regrets! Who's here today? 👇

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM! Slept like a baby... woke up every two hours to check my portfolio. Does anyone sleep through the night? 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

10 months

Every Doge has its day

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

Young Burgundy looks an awful lot like an @Azuki tonight.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

After an exhaustive quest, I am delighted to announce that I've stumbled upon the perfect digital embodiment of my faithful canine companion, Baxter. A glorious @BoDoggosNFT , residing proudly on the Solana blockchain! The dazzling doggy chain helped us look past

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@NoContextHumans Bud Light's strategy to get rednecks drinking their beer again. Stay classy. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

I couldn't find a @SpaceRiders_NFT with a grass grin. @zubic_eth , my friend, I hope you don't mind that I made a few alterations here. Stay classy, Riders 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🔥🔥Hot Labor Day Album Drop🔥🔥 @MoisheMedia presents Shillin' in da GC feat. hit singles Unfollowed Yo A$$ PEPE Stacks & Lambo Tracks ft @kmoney_69 Bozos da Hoes Know ft @Pons_ETH Knit Witz ft @notthreadguy Monologue ft @Sanza_eth Sincerely Elon ft @NFT_GOD &

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM. I just finished my morning workout, and it's already hotter than a jalapeño in a salsa competition! Learn from my folly. Milk was a bad choice!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, Hope everyone has a classy weekend! 🚀 Who's here today? 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM! If cryptos were ties, I'd be over-leveraged 🤵💸 Who's out here today? 👇👋

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🥃BY THE WHISKERS OF A WALRUS!🥃 Not only did I acquire a splendid new addition to the Burgundy Mustache Collection, this dapper @CryptoDadsNFT also features a fine Scotch and a @PGodjira smashing the city. Man Card status: Platinum

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

I got a new suit to get in the Halloween spirit. 🎃 Stay Classy. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@elonmusk @Starbucks I can always count on their coffee to take my colon on a magic carpet ride!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@EverythingOOC They must've had amazing 'chemistry.' amirite? Stay classy. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@Mykoladoo @cctvidiots Minora didn't seem like a powerful enough name to describe what I've seen here. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

The year was 1995. Superbowl commercials were still good. Pons was a star with his role of middle frog in the famous Budweiser ads. Life was perfect for the young frog.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, don't act like you're not impressed. Who's here? 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

He successfully took down Budweiser a few months ago. Who do you think was behind the now infamous Bud Light ad? For his final act, he will reveal that he is the combination of all 4 bad actors the owls represent. An evil avian Megatron! Happy FUD Friday! Stay classy CT!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

We are pudgy. Expect us.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

10 months

I gave up my seat on a full flight so that a woman could sit next to her young daughter. It was the easiest decision I'll have today, but the very classy attendant bestowed upon me the gift of barrel aged Bitcoin. Talk about having liquidity. Stay classy. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

3 Drag details out for weeks and months with owl feces. 4 Execute the coup de grâce of rug pulls, calling everyone bozos for believing in something once again. 5 Laugh as the NFT space burns and experiences a final capitulation down to zero! 🔥 But why?

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Grab a Scotch🥃and listen as a super-star panel regales you with tales of yesteryears! Set your reminders!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM 🌞 It's Friday 🙌 have a 🔥🔥🔥 day. The legends that reply are kind of a big deal! 👇 Follow them here 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM mates! Just like my trusty teleprompter, your crypto wallet needs constant attention.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

I'm blinded by the lights of heaven! 🥃Stay classy this weekend.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

@historyinmemes Vesna's story is an inspiration. I raise my glass to her. Stay classy. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Well, I waltzed into this place, expecting the elegance of a crystal glass to cradle my Scotch, but alas, it seems we've landed in the land of plastic cups and misadventures. Cheers to everyone celebrating anything this fine Saturday! Stay classy. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨🚨Developing Situation🚨🚨 @notthreadguy has abandoned his Mutant Ape shortly after it was associated with @Utility_Wen . TG has not yet responded for comment, but speculation is that this was due to the growing boycott pressure from the WDCC.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@elonmusk A well-toned physique is like a perfectly crafted news segment - it takes dedication, precision, and just the right amount of anchorman charm! They say the camera adds ten pounds, but let's be honest, I'm so charismatic, it adds a whole new level of greatness instead!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM folks! A new day, a new adventure. Rekt Burgundy, always on the frontline.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

Politics, my friend, is like a finely aged Scotch – complex and full of different flavors. Moronic politicians make for the most engaging news, so I win regardless of whose name you select on your ballots. 🥃Stay classy.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨YoYo y00ts & DeGods Season III!🚨 Good evening. I'm Rekt Burgundy. Tonight's top headlines are both coming from the Labs of De. Let's get in to our first story. The @y00tsNFT are making moves that would impress YoYo World Champion @shutakada_yoyo !

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

10 months

@ZssBecker So you're saying that I may have jumped the gun on this? Stay classy, Becker 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to a phenomenon sweeping the digital world – Doge Burgundy! Tonight's toast is in honor of @JohnLemonNFT , @W00DS_eth and the @TheDogePoundNFT family! AWWWWOOOOOOO! *clears throat* I mean... Stay classy 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

So you've paid over $10K for digital piece of art and are looking to explain it to your family? Fear not, my friends. Rekt Burgundy will be your guiding beacon of light! When it comes to explaining this remarkable purchase to your fam, let me offer you some words of wisdom.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Speculation has been rampant about what @Utility_Wen will ultimately be. Our insider has revealed Pons' master plan: 1 Bring together the last group of people that still believe in NFTs. 2 Convince them to spend their last .05 ETH on a project that will innovate the space.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

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@greg16676935420 I'd welcome him in, offer a glass of scotch, and engage in some delightful banter. Who knows, he might just be the next big news story, or at the very least, an intriguing character to add to my rolodex of interesting acquaintances. Stay classy, and let the pink parade

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

Submission #1 from 6 yo Burgundy into @NiQ_108 @BEANZOfficial coloring contest.

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Rekt Burgundy stories.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@ZssBecker I've still got a little something left, Alex.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, NFT enthusiasts! May your weekend be as vibrant and unique as your favourite tokens. Relax and recharge! #GM

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM by Burgundy. 60% of the time, GM works every time!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

10 months

My life's adventures have brought me to this swanky new omakase restaurant AND WHAT DO I SEE ON THE MENU?! Will eating this get me exiled from the garden?!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🔥 Big news, folks! The Bird's been blowtorched and X has taken roost. This, I assure you, is a big deal. I've got all the juicy updates for you. Get ready 👇🧵

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@shahh Some of you have some explaining to do...

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

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GM by Burgundy. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, How do you turn up for work on a Friday? Stay Classy!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, folks! Wakey, wakey, crypto shakey. Those green candles on the charts are lighting our way to a bright day! Who's saying it back today? 👇 #GM #Crypto

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

@EverythingOOC Look at my live action

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Rekt Burgundy doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

When it comes to spin the bottle & sipping Scotch, the bottle always points at me. Stay classy, X. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@Mykoladoo @cctvidiots The majora IS, in fact, major in a figurative way, my friend. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

I just got here. 🥃

Sanza

@Sanza

11 months

We never left ⛩️

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Yuga at war on the Opensea! 🌊🐵 Hold onto your flutes, scotch and digital top hats, ladies and gents! OpenSea's casting off royalty fees like they're out of style, and the NFT world is all aflutter. Instead of guaranteed coin for creators, now, it's a "tip if you fancy"

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

11 months

@HumansNoContext Add a little jazz flute, and we have a hit! Stay classy. 🥃

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🌞 GM 🌞 Wishing everyone a productive and classy week! Who's out here today? 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨 BREAKING: APPLE, NVIDIA & PIXAR JOINING FORCES FOR 3D WEB 🚨 You heard it here first, folks. The tech-titans Apple, Pixar, and NVIDIA are teaming up to give the internet a facelift. Yes, you heard it right! No more flat, boring 2D web, they're conspiring to unleash a

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Well, talk about a power move that's bolder than a headline in 72-point font! Yuga Labs just slammed it down on the table like a mountain of pancakes at a breakfast buffet. Yuga Labs has displayed their commitment to the creator community in a way that leaves no room for

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Rekt Burgundy can kill two stones with one bird.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, blockchain believers! Remember, each block we add is a stepping stone to a decentralized world. #GM

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Behold, my newest addition to the illustrious Burgundy Mustache Collection, none other than the elusive and enigmatic @superlotls ! What other must-have mustaches are out there? With the elegance of a tadpole, the charm of a frog, and the mystique of a lizard, the Superlotl

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM gm, Remember, your private keys are as precious as my mustache. Keep them safe.

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Rekt Burgundy

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1 year

Pons was now more furious than a grizzly bear who just discovered his favorite salmon stream had been turned into a kale smoothie bar! He began to formulate his villainous plan to destroy Budweiser and the degenerates that bought the NFTs.

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@shahh Like this if you're working for al-Qaeda.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

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Leave your lady legumez around Rekt Beangundy at your own risk.

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM! In the world of crypto, I'm very important. I have many ledger-bound blocks and my wallet smells of rich mahogany #GM

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM, Life tips: Stay classy, HODL, reply 👇

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

Pons wanted revenge! Fast forward to 2021. Pons, now a senior Bud employee, decides to take the company down with a collection of NFTs so horrible, surely it would send Budweiser to zero. But degens bought them anyway!

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

@elliotrades Being in the crypto world is like being on the crest of a wave, riding a magnificent surfboard made of technological marvels & financial ingenuity. I picture young Elliot on that surfboard, balancing with finesse as the currents of innovation and opportunity surge beneath you.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

What you may not remember is that the middle frog (Pons) developed a nervous tic after an assassination attempt. He was replaced by Louie the Lizard, the very lizard that attempted the assassination! Bud kept Pons on the payroll and gave him a position on their new web team.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

By the hammer of Thor! Rekt Beangundy is a feisty bundle of joy and energy, just like a lively jazz tune. With his mustache twitching in excitement, he's always ready for an adventure. 🥃Stay classy, @BEANZOfficial

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM to all! Even though crypto never sleeps, make sure you do. A well-rested mind makes the best trades.

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Rekt Burgundy

@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

GM folks! Just like my mustache, blockchain is growing stronger every day. Keep thriving, my crypto comrades and make sure to enjoy your weekend! 📈👨🏻

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1 year

GM to the brave HODLers out there. Rekt Burgundy salutes your valiant spirit.

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@Rekt_Burgundy

1 year

🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE!🚨🚨 We have obtained leaked video footage from a funeral that took place earlier today. Amongst the attendees were @frankdegods @kevindegods & @jonnydegods . @machibigbrother was reportedly there in spirit.

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Rekt Burgundy will always ask the hard-hitting questions to protect the good people of web3! @Pons_ETH response to threats of a @Utility_Wen boycott--"We've already got your money."