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Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos. @arsenal @maidstoneunited @losclive @england

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Imagine signing a player called Mambo and not giving him the number 5 shirt. Poor form from Ebbsfleet United.
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It all makes sense now.
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@RedAndWhite11
Joe
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Sky saying Nicolas Jackson running on the pitch to celebrate from the subs bench is building team spirit. Carragher disappointed he was booked for it. I need to go for a walk.
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@RedAndWhite11
Joe
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Two consecutive games. PGMOL are a fucking disgrace.
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Edu and Arteta discussing how to spend the rest of Arsenal’s transfer budget.
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I don’t get why people do this. It’s not like Holding has been a nightmare for us. He’s been a good servant for the club, we’ve just gone up a level. If and when he goes just wish him well and carry on.
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Probably the same reason Utd can’t use Weghorst like City use Haaland.
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I don’t get why we can’t use Antony like how Arsenal use Saka….
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Absolutely incredible that Sokratis practises his iconic, post-foul “but ref, I got the ball” move in training.
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@RedAndWhite11
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After listening to Darren Fletcher and Ally McCoist you’d think that Pepe fucking invented football.
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@EstelleDarlings @PKblender May I suggest a nice sit down by the lake to feed the ducks to calm you down?
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Szoboszlai choosing between Leipzig and Arsenal.
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@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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Arsenal are bracing themselves for Red Bull Salzburg attacker Dominik Szoboszlai to make a decision on his future.
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“Babe, I’m coming up the drive now. Get the tripod out and film me coming through the door. I’ll put the fake belt over my shoulder….what do you mean? No, it won’t look weird and staged.”
@MichaelBensonn
Michael Benson
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Tommy Fury arriving home to Molly-Mae Hague today after beating Jake Paul… [🎥 @MollyMaeHague ]
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He says while his bench had transfer fees of over £250m combined.
@F365
Football365
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🗣 Thomas Tuchel when asked about Chelsea being in the title race still. 😳
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Holding rn
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@orehnato
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Gabriel Jesus: “When I got injured, Eddie replaced me very well. Then we signed Leo (Trossard). We kept the pace. But when Saliba got injured, it was complicated. The other defenders are good, but we were playing in a certain way. Look at the stats we concede a lot less with him”
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Arsenal fans: “Sven Mislintat is going to unearth so many hidden gems for us. We’re going to start making world class players again.” Also Arsenal fans: “Who the fuck is Konstantinos Mavropanos? Why can’t we sign proven players?”
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I haven’t seen one Arsenal fan writing him off. I’ve only seen people creating this narrative so they can show the world what a supporter they are.
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@Cr3nky @getoutovcities @EstelleDarlings @PKblender After reading that, I think this is way more to do with how you feel about white men, rather than my feelings towards black women. I get that, as this horrible world is run by powerful white men, but I’m not one of them and I just wanted to make a joke about feeding ducks.
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Both upsets. Both similar strength XI’s. One is a B team.
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@Akpommed @gunnerblog @TheAthleticUK There are some things you just don’t joke about.
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If I had the number 5 shirt at the club and he joined I’d insist on him taking it. Heads should be rolling for this.
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When you want to make a statement but that would mean your face not getting on TV.
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Bukayo Saka to every Premier League full back:
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@MatchoftheDave How did you not know how good Van Persie was? Did the golden boot and player of the year awards pass you by?
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Just read the Reull Walters article. This lad basically risked not having a football career so that he wouldn’t have to play for Tottenham. Build him a statue now.
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@TheGamingGround @petenew100 The psychological projection is strong in this one.
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@Matt_Law_DT @JackWilshere Haha what a pathetic response.
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@VipArsenal We lost a game against a rejuvenated Everton and got cheated out of a win against Brentford. What kind of mind-numbingly thick narrative is this?
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If we can get him for around £30-35m then it’s good business. He’s at the right age, he’s a Spanish international and he’ll keep his value. He’s clearly a talented player and deserves time to acclimatise to English football, let’s face it, nobody is looking good under Emery.
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
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Arsenal transfer boost as Dani Ceballos 'refuses to return' to Real Madrid
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@jmnbetting @rebekkarnold So you’re basically admitting that you’re a parasite to a victim of rape? Good one. Hope that 40p Elon sends you every month is worth it.
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By chance I watched this when it went out live and thought at the time it was outrageous. Really pleased to see that someone has gone back to it.
@JoelFreemanEFC
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This will never be topped
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@TheMasterBucks Stick to Aussie rules mate.
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I thought this season was a poor season by their standards and that’s why Arsenal were top? 🤷🏼‍♂️
@FourFourTwo
FourFourTwo
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This Man City team might just be the best that Pep has ever had… no, really 👇
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Really poor from Tony Adams talking about Tomiyasu and questioning whether he can communicate with the defence because Inamoto couldn’t 20 years ago. If he’d bothered to have done a bit of research he’d have seen Tomiyasu speaks good English as shown in multiple interviews.
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@rosspb @SkySportsPL @skysportspaulg Came to North London and became a bigger club than Spurs. Dry your eyes mate.
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Fulham have always seemed like a nice bunch of lads. They don’t deserve this.
@FulhamFC
Fulham Football Club
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Olá, Willian! 🇧🇷 #WillcomeToSW6 📍 | #FFC
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@alfiewall04 @galante_mark Yeah, and if you didn’t have “people like this” then your club wouldn’t be bringing in the commercial income which it needs to compete at the top of European football.
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@TheSun Your paper is vile. Leave the man alone. Surely you have actual news to report on?
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Willian ordering his 6th Domino’s of the week after his £180k wages come in from Arsenal.
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I fucking love Kieran Gibbs. He's an Arsenal man and it doesn't get said enough. I hope he stays with us for his whole career.
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@divalady23 @sher_xo Did Jeff Bezo’s wife?
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Signing a player for £30m and loaning him out for 3 years is unforgivable. This club is shambolic.
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Zaha gonna have a field day
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He comes across...dare I say it...likeable.
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BT Sport rocking up to join in with the banter
@footballontnt
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Your Saturday starts here 🤝
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@EduardoHagn
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Hopefully the Gabriel saga ends today. It’s time to start focusing on other incomings because we have other significant needs. Very quiet on every other front. Even departures.
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Think she’s spotted it. That’s right, sweetheart. Waterstone’s exclusive signed edition.
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She only went and said yes 💍
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What talent has emerged from Spurs to make this a good move? I don’t think we need the next Oliver Skipp.
@afcstuff
afcstuff
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🚨 Tottenham’s emerging talent manager Chris Perkins is set to make the switch to local rivals Arsenal, Football London understands. [ @AlasdairGold ] #afc
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@OzilThings
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8 years of service, most decorated player since moving to the Emirates and unlike certain others actually stuck with us and didn’t join a direct rival. That warrants 3 words and an emoji
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@aidangenovese @FootyScran In the USA about 20% of your population live in actual food deserts and 40% of your population is obese. Don’t come and chat about anyone else’s food.
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Since when was a football stadium resembling a bedpan looking “incredible”?
@sportbible
SPORTbible
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A stadium designer has shown what a redeveloped Old Trafford could look like under new ownership and it looks incredible 😲
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@ArsenalN7 I think “the next Johan Cruyff” might be a bit strong.
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@PDC1987717 @VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder It can. Trauma in formative years can absolutely trigger bipolar disorder later in life.
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He’s put Torreira at 10 again, hasn’t he? Sack him. Sack him now.
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@COYS_com Now let’s look at the present day.
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@FootieCenter @VipArsenal Van Persie said something similar recently, and like him, I think I’d be more bothered if he was supporting us.
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I don’t care what anyone says, I want Aaron Ramsey back at The Arsenal. Not interested in your rational opinions.
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Quote from George Weah, speaks volumes about the kind of man Arsene is.
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@AndezArsenal What? No, he wasn’t. He came in as a Cesc replacement and ended up slotting back into the DM position which we’d been crying out for for years. He was a great player for us.
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The arrogance of some Arsenal fans around Buendia is similar to when we assumed Palace should roll over and let us have Zaha. Promotion is worth over £100m to Norwich. They’re on course to win the league and Buendia is their best player. Why would they accept £15-20m?
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@SkySportsPL Newcastle “are in and around” Arsenal? They’re 16 points behind them.
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@nickowentv @TinaDaheley It would be astonishing, Nick, if it wasn’t completely made up. I’m a millennial and I know all of these words, and occasionally use some of them also. Yet another piece of shit journalism that seeks to divide generations further.
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Carl Jenkinson calling up the rest of The British Core.
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@_Carter007_ @England @emilesmithrowe Looked even better when he took Spurs apart last month. San Marino probably better opposition though.
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I’ve finally figured out why Gonzalo Higuain never signed for Arsenal.
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@richardajkeys @Omarrr_AFC Did anyone check to see if you were ploughing your daughter’s friend?
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@RedAndWhite11
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Lepers when the doctor tells them the prognosis is bleak.
@AFCAMDEN
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@OliPriceBates Wouldn’t rule Jesus out yet.
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@rehnato He saw that Runar Alex Runarsson was putting pen to paper to sign for The Arsenal and felt he had to do the same.
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@ChadXeno @Arsenal You’ve got an Arsenal fan as your picture, chief.
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@nypost No, this is why you don't date hot women.
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@backagain Shameless. Ironic that you accused him of having alzheimers when you must’ve forgotten all of the despicable things you said about him to pose like this in front of his statue.
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Same energy
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@thewittyjack Arsenal are arguably one of the best teams in Europe right now and your club is sitting below Torino, Fiorentina and Udinese in the table. Don’t even talk about Arsenal. Your club is a joke.
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@AlexSpelling @gillesoffthenet @DavidWPoole73 No, I haven’t seen Harry Maguire play in the Premiership, I’ve seen him play in the Premier League.
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“Put…with Edu at the helm, they are a more serious force in the transfer market.”
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@afcstuff
afcstuff
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. @FabrizioRomano on Arsenal: “With Edu at the helm, they are a more serious force in the transfer market. He has a very strong relationship with Mikel Arteta & is proving a key figure, with his consideration among agents always higher.” [ @caughtoffside ] #afc
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Dermot Gallagher on Sky Sports News. Apparently Saka fouled Konsa now. Laughable.
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@MarkyMBryans For context; Bernd Leno last season 30 starts 39 goals conceded 7 clean sheets. This was in a team that finished 8th, whereas Runarsson was playing in a team that finished 18th in the season he played regularly. Stats can be deceiving.
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@denoe23 @EddieNketiah9 @IamPrinceAkiiki @Arsenal It was always nice when kids get to say hi to their idols.
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Bit harsh.
@DFB_Team_EN
German Football
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Die Engländer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@kushyyyyt @chiefdouzi @primevideosport @Arsenal @LFC I seriously doubt you were any age to understand the game properly when Gilberto was playing.
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Edu calling them up with an offer of £20m and Nuno Tavares then.
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🚨 Brighton have agreed to sell Moises Caicedo this summer & want around £100m for the midfielder, however, are happy to lower the price if a player they want is included in the deal. [ @TheSecretScout_ ] #afc
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I’ve recently switched from being an Arsenal fan to just an anti-Spurs fan. We’ve had two wins in a week. Football is good again.
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Applied for a management position at work a while ago and I finally got it today. In a professional sense I’m so fucking proud of myself, in a personal sense I’m looking forward to be a friend first, boss second, probably an entertainer third.
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@Pritish09891094 @sashaamalik “Medical student” I hope you show more compassion for your future patients than you do players of your football team.
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Just told Edu to sign Upamecano and he said “fuck off you virgin”
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Let’s ask a known racist his opinion on a black player and then post it around the internet. Seems fair.
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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Romelu Lukaku has been labeled 'arrogant' and 'fragile' by Paolo Di Canio 😳
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@mikeypoulli @Arsenal Enjoy every minute of it mate. Some people are just hateful pond life. Never let them get you down.
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It’s a good thing the title race is over because if they’d announced this before they play City and we still had a shout, especially with him scoring the equaliser against us, then I’d have fucking lost it.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Official: Brentford striker Ivan Toney has been suspended from all football and football-related activity with immediate effect for eight months. 🚨🔴 He has also been fined with £50,000 —and warned as to his future conduct for breaches of The FA’s Betting Rules.
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Imagine being that thick that you think this is feasible.
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
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Arsenal should break the bank for @JackGrealish in January. If we don't get some creative flair into the team, we're going nowhere - and he's the most creative player in the country. Offer Villa £100m for him or £50m + Ozil, Mustafi & Xhaka. I'm deadly serious.
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Players at the age of 30 and over that Arsenal have signed in the past 15 years. A fun thread.
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We’re back.
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No adult Arsenal fan would say this. I wish I could inject every bit of Barca’s misfortune directly into my veins.
@TimberTime_
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Whether you support Real Madrid, Atlético Madrid or Arsenal, the decline of Barcelona is so horrible too see. Barcelona have gone from dominating Europe and winning every trophy under the sun to struggling financially and being such poorly run as a club.
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@scoutingindoors @afcDW A few of the young players in the squad have already had a lot of good things to say about Luiz and how he treats the youngsters. I didn’t know this was in his locker but it’s fantastic to see. I like him more and more each day.
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