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@Recess_Boy

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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
5 months
Not gonna lie. I’m a bit tired of people trying to make me (an adult) trying to make me feel guilty because I like to do adult things in my adult diapers, then there are times where I just like to be in headspace. A person can be more than one thing, buttholes.
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@Recess_Boy
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3 months
This is foul and a war crime.
@Sir_In_Training
Sir-In-Training
3 months
Say hello to the newest paddle in my collection - Thomas the Spank Engine!
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@Recess_Boy
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4 months
Even though I was very much not sleepy, Dad started humming and all of a sudden it’s morning and I’m wearing PJs and umm. Night undies. What is this witchcraft?!
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@Recess_Boy
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2 months
You’re a growing boy, you learn, you play, and you leave a wake of destruction behind you! That’s why you need a diaper that can handle your rough and tumble life! *montage of boys playing, laughing, and generally being rough.* >
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
10 days
All you naughty kids getting spanks and I’m sitting here with my airheads cause I was a good boy.
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1 year
I often feel I'm an outlier in the space. I don't like getting spanked. I just like that feeling of being cared for/looked after.
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2 months
I just realized something. My mom used to write my name on my underwear waistband. I’m an only child. Did she think the small Power Rangers briefs were my dad’s?
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@Recess_Boy
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2 months
Dad said I could help him change the oil in the car. I held the new filter. :D
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
3 months
@lawsomepup @jasonsmomager At least Damian had the good sense to hang around Alfred and Dick instead of hang onto Bruce’s approval.
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
4 months
It sucks that I can’t feel like a part of a group of artists when I don’t draw, I write. I feel like I’m insignificant when someone can draw and everyone just gushes on them.
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
3 months
So umm. I legitimately wet my bed for the first time in a very long time. That scared me.
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
3 months
@BloobFoxJeffy My weapon of choice was TP in my tighty whities. I also absconded with two goodnites in my shoes from a store one time when I was 11.
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3 months
Hello. I’d like to announce that I am no longer a little kid. I am a card carrying member of the Big Kids cause I had a birthday last weekend. So…who wants to play kickball?
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Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
2 months
@Logasaurus_Rex Yeah, first time caller, long time listener. There’s no way Australia is real. It seems so nice but then I look it up and there’s like….loys of aminals that want to kill you.
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
5 months
I got home from my hockey game last night and watched some Ninja Turtles…next thing I remember I was tucked in bed and in my PJs. I think I got aduckted by aliens.
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@Recess_Boy
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1 month
I think I may have found a new Middle obsession. Beyblade X.
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2 months
@FatherlyLion Well I didn’t wet the bed last night so I guess that makes me a bad boy. *puts on his rebel sunglasses* right @UncleCadePNW
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@Recess_Boy
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4 months
The kindergarteners have gone down for nap time. It is eerily quiet now. Also: Jimmy got caught peeking in heads-up 7-up.
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Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
11 months
I've never had a thanksgiving before. But I like it. You get to say thank you to your friends and family. *Runs up and asks you to bend over so he can whisper in your ear.* thank you. *giggles and runs off to get more pecan pie.*
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
4 months
Not to yuck someone’s yum. I just wanna state some of yall in art got the scoots real bad if you can see brown through the plastic cover. And a lot of you need to drink more water! Dang.
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
2 months
Fellow middles/littles. There is an awesome game called Lockdown Protocol. It’s like Werewolf/Mafia and it’s loads of fun. Who’s up for some games?
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
4 months
This is an urgent news bulletin. I have it on good authority that Mrs. Sanders’ 2nd grade class is having a math pop quiz today. Anyone in Mrs. Sanders’ class should take shelter.
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5 months
Yeah but you could almost go Mach 1 on the metal one from decades of asses polishing that sumbitch.
@GigaBasedDad
Giga Based Dad
5 months
it was simpler times
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3 months
You know…I’m a little shocked I haven’t seen any Jedi in diapers. I mean it kinda writes itself. PADawan.
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2 months
Today on The Middles Court: @bratofnone stands accused of pooting in the hallway. While he claims the sacred law that @Logasaurus_Rex smelt it, therefore dealt it. Today, we find out the truth.
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@Recess_Boy
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5 months
Airplane. Airpain! Kitty. Titty! Dump truck. Dumbfuck!
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
9 months
Due to parental contribution: I will now always be referred to as Little Britches or Little Bear. I will take questions now.
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@Recess_Boy
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6 months
I’ve had a couple of crummy days. Those of you who’ve talked with me have really helped me through it. Thank you very much!
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2 months
Things I didn’t think I’d be doing today: Making a courtroom drama over a schoolyard fart.
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4 months
I’m reporting live from the trenches. The southern playground was hit hard by a dirtclod about a bajillion miles wide. The north side has been cheering a victory and the outlook south of the monkey bars is grim. Back to you, Dana.
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
2 months
Introducing TuffCubs by Cubbies! When you need a rugged diaper with ultra strong tapes and a durable shell to keep you dry and secure! *old-school plastic-backed diaper that stands up to all the active movement and play that rowdy boys get up to.* >
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
1 year
I'm actively trying to not just give in the towel today and have a middle day. I need a vacation from adulting.
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3 months
@Logasaurus_Rex *is also dying from poisoning* I can see the light.
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11 months
*bent over his Power Wheels, using a toy ratchet to fix it.* I think that's it.
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2 months
At night, after playing, there’s TuffCubs Overnights, with a soft cloth-like shell on top of tough plastic, you can be daddy’s snugglebug in comfort and all-night protection! *Montage with the boy asleep in a race car bed* Our soft top is soft like your teddy bear and super dry!
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
2 months
TuffCubs, by Cubbies. Available now at a store near you!
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4 months
@bratofnone No ones said different. But no one reads anymore. I gotta beg people to read my art.
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2 months
@Logasaurus_Rex Your brother always lies, huh?
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11 months
@alexanderZGr8t I'm just sayin'. Dad got me the new F-Zero for getting good grades. And he said we can put a tent in the living room.
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5 months
Nothing like fighting dehydration one day, and realizing you didn’t drink any caffeine the next day so now you feel just as bad but you’re drinking water like it’s going out of style.
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2 months
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3 months
@Logasaurus_Rex But it’s so pretty. *pretends to die*
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4 months
LIES. I have a Frostclaw to fight any monsters.
@s8n
Satan
4 months
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7 days
*wakes up and looks out from his bed and covers.* No. *back to sleep*
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11 months
@alexanderZGr8t That elf is a snitch. I may be a good boy but even I know what snitches get.
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2 months
@lawsomepup @Logasaurus_Rex @UncleCadePNW Yeah, I asked dad. Not little brother. But I still love you.
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Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
1 year
Can I sleep with you? I had a bad dream.
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16 days
School is DUMB
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3 months
@SharkyPadded In the ABDL world there are two separate yet equally important groups. The Daddies who punish bad behavior, and the littles who brat. These are their stories.
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Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
10 months
So, as a kid that grew up with Goodnites, I had wished my parents had allowed me to wear them sooner. It would have made it a lot easier to be stress free.
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@Recess_Boy
Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
5 months
My sin is that the term ‘pamp’ takes me completely out of headspace.
@FluffedUpPup
Baby Pup Oli🍼🍬
5 months
my babyfur sin is...I don't enjoy diapers. I like pull-ups better bc Im puppy brained and diapers are to complicated
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@Recess_Boy
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4 months
@bratofnone I’ll share some with you. Most of my stuff is WIP but I’d share that with you
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@Recess_Boy
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3 months
@Logasaurus_Rex Is there a secret museum tribunal we don’t know about?
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5 months
@shirtsthtgohard
shirts that go hard
5 months
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Max: Now in Polar Bear flavor!
4 months
@spanksbedwette1 Good question! I was going to be doing some exposes on little league and summer camp! There’s no recess at camp, but is t it kinda one big recess?
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@Recess_Boy
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5 months
@Logasaurus_Rex @Kiddosarus For real tho. Him and Jack like read our minds.
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1 year
Well. Guess it was time I got sick. :( Can I have some apple juice with a crazy straw?
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2 months
@lawsomepup @bratofnone @Logasaurus_Rex Your honor, Maximillian Maximus Farlane Esquire on behalf of the defendant, Logasaurus Rex.
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2 months
@UncleCadePNW @bratofnone @JJShenanigans Father. This is a war crime. Please report to The Hague.
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1 year
@alexanderZGr8t Can I have your paw patrol bowl?
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3 months
@Logasaurus_Rex Grayson why?!
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2 months
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2 months
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4 months
@spanksbedwette1 Ahhh. Yeah that’s why I can’t have soda. Or candy often. I already can’t sit still for long.
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@Recess_Boy
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5 months
I just wanna lose some weight and feel better about myself.
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3 months
@Logasaurus_Rex That’s like a hundred milllion dollarbucks
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@spanksbedwette1 Well. Whoever ordered it knew who it was going to.
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