Pip is not the dumbest Canadian politician (Smith), nor the most criminal (Ford). He is, though, by far the least likeable and most detestable Canadian leader in history. He is the first and only politician I must honestly describe as having a “punchable” face.
“Traditional values” meaning ‘let me be a homophobic bigot, without any consequences, or having to feel bad about my intolerance and small-minded stupidity. Get fucked, conservative bigots.
Is there a Canadian more detestable than Galen Weston? There are few Canadians that I truly loathe, but Galen is probably at the top of my list. Not only is he stealing my money (and consequently my time), but he's actively working to hurt Canadians. He is human garbage.
CEO of Loblaws said “enough is enough” about being rightfully criticized for breaking earnings records on the backs of Canadians. He and his ilk are immoral thieves. Enough IS Enough. Canada should dissolve these monopolies. Loblaws & No Frills should be competing, not colluding.
Guess what Canadians, I am a hospital worker. You keep electing conservatives, and this is what you get. In Ontario you are going to have to pay for private health care, and when it’s complex like this they will tell you to fuck off to the public system. Ontarians voted 4 this!
If
#JenniByrne
were a member of a liberal cabinet member's team it would be on the FRONT PAGE of the National Post, the G&M, and the CBC news page. Media has two sets of rules, and boy do they have a soft spot for the christofascists. Fuck Canadian Media.
#CdnMediaFailed
This is what passes for an Opinion piece in the
@TorontoStar
: Sure Trump is guilty of sexual assault (rape), and yes he’s guilty of fraud, and yes he was convicted of breaking campaign finance laws, but check out how boring his opponent’s pant suit is!
Get fucked, Toronto Star!
In elections, clothes matter. Kamala Harris needs to ditch the forgettable fashion and seize the spotlight.
Women in politics can’t win, fashionwise. But Harris’s boring esthetic isn’t right for these unprecedented times.
#Opinion
Why are Albertans and Saskatchewan voters the dumbest in Canada? Not enough iodine? Churches too popular? It's not subtle, I was told Canadians make 'newfie' jokes, but the dumbest Canadians by far are whatever you want to call Skullbertans.
Pierre Poilievre is garbage.He is a sad, angry, snide, incel-at-heart dogshit loser. He knows that his peers viewed him with contempt, & that’s the fire that has powered his admittedly impressive ascent(despite never accomplishing anything of substance).He wants to hurt you back
I still don’t understand why Pierre’s intentional use of
#MGTOW
isn’t a dealbreaker. That’s the hashtag a motherfucking misogynistic pig would use. I know there are plenty of racist women like Tamara Lich, but you would think self preservation would dominate over their hatred.
The worst thing about the possibility of a conservative win is that it’s stupid people voting for stupid people. There is a certain kinship - just look at the illiterate drug dealer Ontario elected, or the batshit crazy loon running Alberta.
Unfortunately for the Conservatives, because their team didn’t do enough parliamentary procedure research, those thousands of amendments were all grouped together and disposed of in 5 minutes.
This is what happens when you send your B team in.
Pierre Poilievre is an enigma. He’s a religious nut, bigot, ugly as fuck, and not very bright. He has 2 things going for him: he isn’t Trudeau, and the worst most disgusting pieces of human shit love his vibe. Poilievre supporters are why I send my daughters to self defence class
Danielle Smith is not only the least intelligent premier in Canadian history, she is an active threat to the safety and threat of Albertans. She is lucky, though, in that Albertans are the stupidest Canadians in the country, and they are ill-equipped to understand their situation
After cutting their wildfire budget from $130M in 2017 to $100M, eliminating the 63-man Aerial Rapattack Team, closing 30 of Alberta’s 127 Wildfire Lookout Towers & cutting fire training, Alberta is now preparing to ask the fed gov for Armed Forces help to fight their
#wildfires
I’m an American healthcare worker living in Quebec. I fled the US after Sandy Hook, and I started work in Ontario. It was amazing - a really just system. I moved to Quebec, which wasn’t as well run. Now Ontario is *almost* worse. Well done Ontario - you voted to kill yourselves.
Modern conservatives are bad people. It’s actually really simple. They used to have legitimate parties to vote for (GOP, progressive conservatives). Now it’s Trump / MAGA / and incel Poillievre. There is nothing vaguely moral about either. Modern conservatives are disgusting.
I often read about what’s happening back home, like with the Supreme Court and that fuckwad moaning about brining live ammo to Turks and Caicos and feel smug that I got out. Then I read a story about Alberta and realize that America hasn’t cornered the market on dumbfuckerry.
Not circulating the Rebel News video. Rebel "news" isn't news. It's like Newsmax or OANN - it's theatre. It's wanking material for the worlds least intelligent bigots. It is *exactly* where I expect Poilievre to go for information, because he is a low-information religious bigot.
I spent the day in Twitter jail because the cretinous snowflakes who support the convoy had their ‘feewings hurt’. I am happy to report that the support for my sentiments was heartwarming. The convoy chuds are widely detested, and they need to know it.
I do think that $10 dollars is too much for butter. Galen is *right now* celebrating record profits. Something does need to happen.
@CPC_HQ
campaign manager Jenni Byrne makes money by ensuring government does nothing. A conservative vote is a vote for Galen & associated thieves.
I like a lot of NDP policy objectives, but he does this all the time (conflates federal and provincial responsibilities). I cannot support the NDP under the leadership of this dipshit.
Justin Trudeau built people's hopes up, only to let them down.
Under Justin Trudeau, rent prices have doubled since 2015, and 370,000 affordable homes have been sold off to developers.
He not only let people down, his failures are hurting them.
Canadians in Durham -you have the opportunity to say no to a bigoted moron, hand-picked by the convoy-in-chief Pip, and to signal to the rest of the country that you are smart enough not to vote for a man who won’t even show up to debate.
#NeverVoteConservative
!!
My “incel-Poilievre” comment really got a reaction. “But he’s married!” Pip screams incel! If you choose to use
#MGTOW
you are an incel. If you want to role back women’s rights because it improves your position, options, or status - you are an incel.
Pierre Poilievre is a dogshit human being. He stopped being a viable leader with his fucked up
#MGTOW
hashtag, which is like a ‘bat-signal’ for the world’s most disgusting men (and he is very much one of them). People will get to see Pierre’s true, snide, hate-filled self.
Any time a post of mine gets attention I get conservatives telling me to go back to America. Hey, maple chuds, I left America because there are too many astonishingly selfish and stupid Americans there. Conservatives should move to America - it would make Canada even better!
I find Jagmeet’s wilful disinformation about the responsibilities of the different levels of government to be disgusting. If you resort to lying you are philosophically conservative. He’s a clown, and I look forward to a stronger, smarter successor.
Fredericton's last abortion clinic, Clinic 554 has announced closure.
Trudeau likes to talk about reproductive rights but he continues to fail to uphold these rights by not ensuring the proper resources for abortion access.
This is the result.
@putzeh
@profish
@redsnoopy69
Boston Pizza in no way condones such extreme and hateful rhetoric. We have contacted the individual to let them know we will not tolerate expressions of this nature.
Back in Canada and happy to be here. I don’t think most Canadians know that they actually do live in the best country on earth, and because of that it’s not going to stay this way. It’s okay, the US is eating shit because Americans are just as stupid.
Elections have consequences. I know it made the chucklefucks in rural Alberta mighty happy to show the city-folk who's boss by electing MLAs who call trans kids pieces of shit, but those same bigots are going to die when their local ER is closed. FAFO, you wretched cretins.
By some miracle, this headline is still up! Hey, webmaster
@CBCNews
, Dany campaigned on loving Ron DeSantis and just hosted Tucker Carlson and Rand Paul. Do you understand this makes you look stupid?
Not re-sharing the dangerous Toronto Sun cartoon, but that paper is owned by Rupert Murdoch - the most successful evil person of the last century after Hitler. It's why he was so keen to prop up dipshit Hitler (Trump). The Sun is catnip for decerebrate assholes.
@TheMcKenziest
@bonnyaye
There was a sign on the freezer noting that the freezer was working, with instructions how to mute the what must have been truly annoying sound. No question the deeply frustrated worker probably made the wrong call. Company almost certainly liable.
I'm stunned. I thought this was disinfo from Canadian leftists. I never thought for a moment the
@CPC_HQ
would be this astonishingly stupid! Get the fucking security clearance like a big boy, Pip. This has NEVER been a problem before, and Jagmeet managed it so it's not hard.
C-377 will formalize the process for mbrs to request a security clearance. Improving Parliament’s ability to take national security issues seriously while facilitating Parliament’s ability to not only hold the govt to account but to incr Cdns’ trust in our democratic processes.
9,400 Ontarians died waiting for MRIs and CT scans in 2023. 2,000 more died waiting for surgery. Over 200,000 are still on the surgical waitlist. How many more will die while Ford laughs?
@MondoAlberta
@Scribulatora
The grander goal is a Christian oligarchy, and a return to a male dominated society. Evangelicals drive MAGA like the Plymouth Brethren in Canada. Dehumanizing LGTBQ is just a craven tool to rally under-educated, economically disadvantaged rural Christian voters.
When Ontarians slept on their last provincial election they unintentionally voted to kill vulnerable Ontarians. All to help Doug’s bud Galen more millions. Congratulations, dipshits - you really taught yourself a painful lesson.
Can I get a "hell yah"! The
@nationalpost
is a RAG. The ghouls at chatham investments (a US-based hedge fund) are GOP-aligned. They love that culture war. Keeps the chuds worried about Bud Light and bathrooms while they toil endlessly to enrich the top 0.1%. Fuck you, Mark Steyn.
I don’t have the time to block the wretched, beyond-sexist wannabe rapers on this thread. My daughters are in jeopardy, because conservative men are human garbage.
Pierre Poilievre is an enigma. He’s a religious nut, bigot, ugly as fuck, and not very bright. He has 2 things going for him: he isn’t Trudeau, and the worst most disgusting pieces of human shit love his vibe. Poilievre supporters are why I send my daughters to self defence class
It is a serious challenge that people this stupid, who literally don’t understand the different roles of the federal and provincial governments, are motivated voters. Dumb as bricks, and worked up into a ragey lather. They are why society is sick.
@gator_gum
Where was his f***ing empathy when he banned us from seeing our dying loved ones? When he banned us from their funerals?
It makes sense that he loved Brian though, he was another liar who taxed us to hell.
@ZeroSuitCamus
Absolutely no chance they just didn't want to talk to the person who diminished their entire academic pursuit as irrelevant. When you are in the presence of genius, you head back to the well!
I heard one on a plane. A bay-street turd from Trawno. His family has multiple cottages and he was seething about the new capital gains tax. Made me like the policy even more.
Canada should follow the laws set out by the constitution. That might be too American of me. Di is not supporting democracy, she’s advocating for her own point of view. That’s her right, just as I can infer that she’s a hyper-individualist cretin with limited cognitive abilities.
@crankycartoons
@PierrePoilievre
#MGTOW
; Not getting security clearance; let back benchers propose legislation giving rights to the "pre-born"; supported the convoy; rigged the conservative primary against Pat Brown; skipped the debate (like a coward).
@chump_dick
I do remember that! But how can I forget being loser-shamed by a happy couple who look like they don't fucking hate one another who can eat grown-up food? This is ablest - I can only eat Mac'n Cheese if some makes the airplane sounds and I just had a nap. I'm allergic to success.
People think this stuff doesn’t matter, but I was a HUGE
@bostonpizza
fan. They have nice tall cold glasses of beer, and most reasonable people should be able to find something reasonably tasty. I’m just stubborn enough to say with confidence that I will never go back.
@profish
@redsnoopy69
So an Owner of 9 Boston Pizza locations is threatening people because they’re different.
Here’s a screenshot in case he blocks you or deletes it. I’m sure Boston Pizza’s corporation would love to see this.
I left America bc I could feel the decline of the demos. It was B4 Trump, but Trump was in the air. Sandy Hook helped me realize that I was the odd duck. Most of my compatriots didn’t give a shit that 20+ 6-7 year olds were killed so long as they could still go to Target.
@TheMcKenziest
@bonnyaye
The lab was working on photosynthesis and solar energy capture, so even the nature of the destroyed work is sad. Nothing positive about this story.
I’m pretty sure this is the thread that bought me the suspension. Seems weird because this checks out it even more after he let the bad guy from the lovely bones advance a petition to protect the “pre-born”. Poilievre hates women more than he deservedly hates himself.
Pierre Poilievre is an enigma. He’s a religious nut, bigot, ugly as fuck, and not very bright. He has 2 things going for him: he isn’t Trudeau, and the worst most disgusting pieces of human shit love his vibe. Poilievre supporters are why I send my daughters to self defence class
I would have absolutely killed myself about 6 years ago and a random man from England saved my life that day. I will never meet him, but I have enjoyed all the years with my children because he was there. Online is poison, but it can also be a lifeline.
A week in Twitter jail, and I’m just starting to accept that I’m going to have to leave this place. The asymmetry in rule enforcement under Elmo (the world’s richest absolute shitbag) is too obvious. If I never sign off, it’s been real. Modern conservatives are human garbage. Fin
Andrew Coyne is adrift. Untethered hatred blurs his judgment, and though unlike Lord Black his writing is still sharp, his blind spots are too numerous, his paid-for agenda too transparent. Another useful idiot. At least he’s pretending to honour a good man now. Pathetic goblin.
This is the right decision. It was an error of judgment to have taken the job — but it was the prime minister’s idea to offer it to him. I am less inclined to put that down to simple error.
Johnston resigning as special rapporteur
Trump and Putin are the two worst living people on the planet, but if I think about day to day concrete impact on my life, I think Galen Weston now makes the top 3 most disgusting people that affect my life. Just like with Trump, I can only hope that nature is unkind to him.
Please watch this video. You will understand how I cannot know that someone is voting CONSERVATIVE and PRETEND they’re good people! Modern conservatives are contemptible. Just watch!
I love this. I mean this with my whole voice - until Canadian conservatives abandon their reform party bullshit (social conservatism), and the GOP abandons MAGA - FUCK! YOU! Call me when you grow up, you baby-brained bigots.
There’s big “fuck you” energy coming from the Democrats towards the right and tbh it’s dope as shit and will be a big reason we win
You don’t play nice with folks who wanna take your rights away. Fuck them.
Brian Lilley’s open racism towards Jagmeet has really bothered me.
@brianlilley
- you are an awful person. When you shuffle off this planet, hopefully sooner than later, I will celebrate. You deserve to lose your job. You’re not even a good writer!
@NateB_Panic
@alecwhitewolf
I work in healthcare and everyone is pushing for ending mask mandates. I honestly think I must be the crazy one. I’m in definitely in the minority (preserve masking in areas with patient contact). Maybe we all have diminished judgment post COVID? I can’t explain this logically.
"Come for the Mac 'n Cheese, and stay for the bigotry! Unaccompanied / single women not welcome." "Boston Pizza - we think anyone who isn't Maple MAGA is 'waste of flesh'." "You work hard for your money, come overspend on some frozen shit and make a bigot slightly richer!" - BP.
Indulge in the ultimate comfort food this Pasta Tuesday at Boston Pizza! 🍝✨ Dive into creamy, cheesy goodness with our irresistible Mac and Cheese.
Don't miss out on a pasta-perfect evening!
#PastaTuesday
@jasrajshallan
You wretched clowns haven’t even told us your platform and you’re actually in government! Can you go a day without embarrassing yourselves? Mark Carney is a private citizen. Lantsman said last weekend:“when we have a platform, you will be the first to know”. Your party is a farce
@Scribulatora
You are giving her too much credit. In her public-facing farewell she made sure to add, "thank you for teaching me to stand up for my values" (which in her case are intolerance, selfishness, and cretinism).
I'll never forgive the bigots of rural Ontario (& everyone outside of a metropolis in Alberta) for electing villains who are extinguishing public health care despite never campaigning on the topic. I will
#NeverVoteConservative
ever until modern conservatism stops being fascism.
To those who have accused me of fear-mongering when I have said public health care in Canada is in danger from privatization, I present Exhibit A:
Manulife says coverage of some specialty drugs will only apply at Loblaws-Owned pharmacies
This times a thousand from an American who thinks that Canada has many of the good parts of America without so much of bad (healthcare, rare school shootings, etc…). Keep Canada Canada!🇨🇦
#nevervoteconservative
When you read this, thinking about Canada's Trump wannabe, it's a fit. For those who hate the PM, Poilievre validates their hate. It works for them. But it doesn't work for the country. It doesn't work for the United States and it won't work for us. Let's keep Canada, Canadian.
Every modern conservative is a human disease. 80 years ago good triumphed over evil. Now we must actually GET OFF OUR FUCKING ASSES AND VOTE THESE BIGOTS INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS. Fuck you, modern conservatives!
Rachel asks a good question. I thought the media is supposed to be inclined to the left? Why is the media deliberately avoiding juicy stories that expose the radicalization of modern conservatism?
How is it possible that there was a bomb threat that disrupted a Drag Queen Storytime IN CANADA and it's not being widely condemned and reported on national news?
It's really heartbreaking.
@Ryan_r_Williams
Fuck you. Your fucking party says Canada is broken. Fuck. You. Fuck your bigoted party. Fuck your hateful policies. Conservatives used to be good people. Now your leader is some fucked up bully-nerd. Fuck you. Fuck conservatives.
@LoriSigurdson
Technically my CPP has been given to the WEF who will convert it to digital money then tell me I can’t use or have it. The rest is in a bank that will likely steal it via a “bail in”
So I’ll take a chance on
@ABDanielleSmith
over the corruption wrought on this country by the WEF
The Globe & Mail is dogshit. The n
National Post is dogshit. The Star has decayed over the last 8 years. We don’t have a single reasonable media outlet in Canada. Just Conrad’s buddies horseshit.
Not one of the five things but something that stood out to me: "The Globe worked to keep the government accountable in ways it had not during the Harper years."
(page 90)
This truly wretched idiot was fine with people saying “Hang Pence”. She fucking LOVES consequences, but only for others. Dogshit human being: 0/10. Go to prison and try to be better after.
Conservatives don’t care when they engage in self harm. It’s the consequence of an intellectually vacant philosophy in which the only consistent position is that it needs to bother liberals. It’s purely reactionary stance, and it’s cowardly and cretinous. Conservatism is adrift.
Florida city commissioner & former mayor, Charles Lake, has been arrested for possessing 300 videos & images of children between the ages of 2-12 being sexually abused.
Canadian media is dogshit. It’s absolutely worse here than America. Pip has already talked about parents rights which is basically GOP for we will criminalize being gay as soon as possible. Voting for conservatives is a vote for hate - simple as that.
#Opinion
: Concern about queer rights under a Poilievre-led government keeps me up at night.
As prime minister, would he stand up for 2SLGBTQIA+ people? Or would he bargain away our rights and equality to appease his social conservative base?
@wrightmary123
@jazzizbest
@Scribulatora
I’m terribly sorry to hear this. I adored her ‘voice’ on this platform. I hope she passed with dignity and peace. She was a genuinely good, distinct, and kind person.
Extremely sincere post: why are we not taxing churches? They are now explicitly political, and they're open about it (I have like three posts in 24hrs from republicans/cons saying you cannot separate christianity from politics). Religion harms society - time to tax it!
Honest take again: I have become so openly anti whatever the fuck modern conservatives are, I will never reach any of them. I’m on here, fucking terrified, shouting to people who agree we should be terrified. Occasionally I can yell at a human POS and get blocked. Porque?
Ladies and gentlemen: behold the modern conservative! People say my word choices are too mean. The reality is that continuing to pretend that conservatives aren’t monsters is a threat to civilization. Modern conservatives are scum.
@CrazyWomanFU
I don’t care if Pierre watches child porn he has my vote and that of the family/ also your unproven carbon tax is upping everything- liberals and the NDP need to go away in shame - call early elections already ( you have done enough destruction)
I always thought “Dr.” Phil was a piece of shit, but I’m elated that now everyone knows it too. Eat shit and choke on orange *redacted*, Dr. Phil. What a mother fucking loser…!
@MondoAlberta
@Scribulatora
And Canadians are justified to be upset. It's true that the cost of living for the majority of Canadians means they are worse off today than they were in 2017. The timing is perfect to gather the justly economically disenchanted, and direct their rage at oppressed minority groups
*wearing a yellow beanie with a propeller* “Hi, I’m Micheal Chong, a very serious grownup person. Now, I may have voted for Putin twice in the last 2 months, but I am EQUALLY sad that this… [checks notes] Nalavany guy has died. Please believe me - I used to have dignity!”
Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny has died in prison.
He was imprisoned by Putin for simply being an opposition leader.
Conservatives condemn Putin and the Russian Federation for his death. This is not the hallmark of a great power but of a pariah state.
#cdnpoli
I find conservatives disgusting, but I have watched what
@FoxNews
(and now Newsmax) has done to my parents, and I know that conservative media is one of the key reasons that society is collapsing. Simple people think the news is honest. Average people live in a world of LIES!
Here’s my hope for the day. The reason that conservatism has become so extreme, and so dishonest, is because it’s not genuinely sustainable, and not what is best for our from a utilitarian perspective. We may not live to see the consequences, but if the records are preserved 1/2
A message to anti-choice fascists. NOBODY WILL EVER MAKE YOU HAVE AN ABORTION. Just shut the fuck up and let people live their lives. I have to hear you moaning about freedom and complaining that others have a choice. Stop. Talking.
I absolutely LOVE this drawing of Pip. The actual drawing itself is incredible, and it captures something extremely important.
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverPoilievre
(with permission to share from de Adder's timeline):
Robyn, that’s YOUR JOB! The fact is the media is bending over backwards to point out liberal gaffes (or fabricate them, as they did with David Johnson). You have identified the problem - it’s you and your colleagues.
I like Albertans because I’m American. I feel a kinship to their inherited dumbfuckerry (my parents are evangelicals). When I arrived here I was almost apologetic. After UCP and Pip and DoFo’s reelection I’m not ashamed. Happy to say that I can now vote in this beautiful country
David Parker is a disease. How he, with his awful looks, middling communication skills, and abhorrent worldview ever amassed power is completely beyond me. I cynically suspect he has kompromat over Smith, but I'm not going to indulge in conspiracies like a disphit conservative.
@Stonekettle
I just saw a tweet by Aaron Rupar and I can see it applies to you as well. I don’t see your stuff unless I search for you. The ‘For You’ page is hiding both of your tweets. Elmo is such a despicable little fuck. A worm of a man.
@univrsle
Jagmeet has intentionally lied so much that he has damaged the NDP brand for me. He lost me when he weighed in on nursing salaries (I’m in healthcare). I expect conservatives to lie to their base, not progressives. Jag can get fucked.
To all of the cretinous fucks telling me to shop somewhere else - 1) go fuck yourselves, 2) Galen doesn’t give a shit about you no matter how you debase yourself to defend his honor, 3)
Is there a Canadian more detestable than Galen Weston? There are few Canadians that I truly loathe, but Galen is probably at the top of my list. Not only is he stealing my money (and consequently my time), but he's actively working to hurt Canadians. He is human garbage.
I detest conservatives when they deliberately mislead (already confused) Canadians about jurisdiction, and I am profoundly disappointed in Jagmeet Singh for engaging in identical deception, but about the salaries for nurses. This makes us all weaker as a society. Dogshit politics