Yesterday my boyfriend bought a world map and gave me a dart. He said, “throw the dart and wherever it lands is where I’m taking you on holiday.”
Turns out we’re spending three weeks behind the fridge.
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said, “I want you to try to sell this to me.”
So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home.
Eventually he called me back and said, “Bring my laptop back now.”
I replied, “£200 and it’s yours.”
A conversation I had with a child today.
Child: Miss Horsfield, why do you wear makeup?
Me: Because I need to.
Child: You don’t need to. You’re already beautiful.
😢
I’ve just had someone knocking at my door (not expecting anyone). I went and answered it and saw it was a police officer. Said he was looking for someone with one eye.
Told him to use both and he’ll probably find him a lot quicker.
Ok I think I need to clear something up about a tweet from yesterday. The tweet about an interview was a joke. I had no interview and I didn’t need to sell a laptop. I’m quite happy being a teacher. Sorry if you thought it was true! 😬😅
#maybeioughttogiveuponjokes
New bag sorted ✅
Found my ID badge ✅
Lunch ✅
Alarm on ✅
Right I think I’m ready for my first day back. Can’t believe I’m going into my 8th year of teaching! 👩🏼🏫
#edutwitter
#EduX
I’ve been in my house 10 months now. My grandparents came over this afternoon to visit me. Today marks the first time my grandad has seen the house. Honestly I’m going to cherish this moment. In his words he told me that I’ve ‘done well’. ❤️
I’ve had gentle reminders recently that I’m ‘30 and still single’ so thought I’d give the dating apps another go. I’ve had no success with them at all. Think I might give Edudate another go in the new year. Please tell me I’m not the only one in this position.
#saturdaythoughts
I’ve never felt so angry at work as I have done today. We have a member of staff in our team who is always patronising. It got to the point I had to walk out of the room (wasn’t teaching at this point). 😫
#feellikeimmoaning
Someone help me out please. 😂 I’ve ordered 2 pairs of sunglasses not knowing if any would fit (which they do). I like both pairs but I’m only keeping 1. Which should I keep? First pair or second?
#decisionsdecisions
Hello Saturday! It’s nice to see you again. What a week it’s been! Can’t believe I had my last day with my class yesterday before they go up to Year 1 on Monday for transition.
#weekendvibes
#SaturdayVibes
#timetorest
#selfcare
2023 has definitely been a strange year.
Ending the year by hosting NYE at my place for the first time.
Here’s to 2024 and making lots more memories. Happy New Year everyone!🥂💫
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear2024
#NYE2024
I turned to my boyfriend and said, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we started dating?”
So he took me to watch a movie and dinner then dropped me off at my parents’ house.
Went for a sneaky house visit this afternoon. My house is officially at 98%. Not long to go now. Looking at June for completion. Countdown is on! 🏡
#HappySunday