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Midwest Gun Dad

1 year

Periodic reminder for new followers. I'm not and have never been Military or LEO. I've never done cool guy shit. I'm an idiot with a social media account and dark sense of humor, nothing more or less.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

Fucking EPA. My Dad, My Grandma, our family fucking farm wasn't in the same watershed as the East Palestine spill. So what do they do? They decide to transport several tanks of the waste to OLWD which is a ground injection disposal site a mile from our fucking farm.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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6 months

1 year difference.

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6 months

GM & God Bless!

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1 year

Your people conquered most of the known world because they wanted spices, then promptly decided not to use them, you have no say in anything culinary.

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1 year

Mexican food is absolutely atrocious, though. The chillis are there to hide the taste of poor quality ingredients, not enhance the flavour.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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9 months

Good evening and God bless

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8 months

Good afternoon, and God bless. I'm home free.

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9 months

Slowly getting better, long way to go, but getting there. Good evening, and God bless.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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10 months

Saturday evening and God Bless, still not dead yet.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

@JustMakingIt22 It's kinda silly, but one of my favorite memories is when my son stole this hat from me. I stole it from my Dad 20 years or more ago and my son decided it was his hat now.

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9 months

I was exceptionally blessed today.

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2 years

I picked my son up. Not up into my chair, I was able to pick him up and carry him around. This is the first time since I woke up I've been able to do that.

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5 months

Health update: strength is returning. The kid is 5'5"and 120 lbs.

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10 months

Good evening & God Bless Still kicking

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1 year

2000 Days sober today.

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2 years

@b_rad_roaddogg @oneunderscore__ @KeithOlbermann The Democratic party.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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9 months

Good afternoon, and God bless. Healing slow and steady.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

If the cancer cluster wasn't bad enough [Google: Clyde Cancer Cluster], lets just pump even more shit into our ground water.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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9 months

Update time: Chest tube stays in for atleasg 2 more days, doing another CT scan on Wednesday to determine if ut comes out then. Mobility has increased 10 fold, still need a walker but getting there. 100% on room air, no canned O2 for the past 4 days.

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10 months

GM & GOD BLESS

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8 months

Good morning, and God bless. Happy Fuck it Friday

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8 months

Good afternoon, and God bless. New personal best of walking 550 feet without stopping.

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2 years

GM

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8 months

Good morning, and God bless. I had a special guest last night, and now that i am on the rehab floor, family can spend the night, so my daughter got to come for a sleepover.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

If white people can't cook, why do I need an ID to buy Sudafed?

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Midwest Gun Dad

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9 months

Update: I have maybe another week of treatment here in the hospital if all goes well. After that, I am being moved to the rehab wing for a few weeks to get my strength back. So I'll be here till the new year, but we have progress. @AnnoyedCelt @KevBo2099 @manhattanmaker

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11 months

50lbs down since Mid-June

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2 years

GM.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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9 months

New update: The chest tube is tentatively coming out Monday based on my CT scan thus weekend, which means Tuesday I move to rehab.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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1 year

Last time I make the mistake of showing off my rifle in a FB group. I know I have a shit tier optic on it, I explain that I already know it's shit tier but it's the best I could afford and I am saving for a "real" optic. Get shit on by the entire group nonetheless.

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1 year

Love to see it.

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6 months

I shouldn't have to say this, but after a dozen blocks I will. You insult my kid or make rude comments about her I won't even banter, just block.

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10 months

GM & God Bless

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

1 Year. 1 very long year. 1 year ago I went to the ER, I thought I would be home the next day. I never imagined I would sleep for 6 weeks and how close to crossing over I would come. 1 year since my, no our lives changed so drastically.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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7 months

No surgery, nothing, I am 100% cleared don't even need a CT scan. To say I am elated is an understatement.

Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

7 months

JFC my nerves are more frayed waiting to go see the general surgeon today, then they have been in years. I find out if they can fix my colon via orthoscopic surgery, have to fully cut me open again, a permanent ostomy, ect.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

@GathererSkull We are already seeing it with the so called "passport bros" who are going oversees and coming how with wives from cultures that match our older more traditional values (family, home, ect). These sex only women lose their mind in rage over it.

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9 months

Good morning, and God bless

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

2 years

This one is for y'all @anccpt @BudRespecter @deaflibertarian @AnnoyedCelt Got both up this time.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

9 months

Even better fucking uodate: Just talked to the Dr, they currently think they can fix my colon via oit patient surgery. The original plan was a full take down and another ostomy that is off the table now! Oh and I walked a full lap around the unit.

Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

9 months

Wensday update: The chest tube is gone! The next stop is rehab, no timeline on that yet, but soon.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

9 months

Good morning, and God bless.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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8 months

Good afternoon, and God bless. I got to hang out with Mishka, the therapy dog, for a bit today, the best part of my week.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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5 months

Minor Achievement: For the first time since waking up from the coma in early 2022, I was strong enough and my cardio was good enough to help my wife bring the groceries up.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

2 years

GM & Happy Friday. The pedos are getting uppity again, so it's time to post this again.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

9 months

Good night, good luck, and God bless.

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9 months

Good morning, and God bless.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

1 year

If you could spare a few prayers, my wife is taking our youngest (4) to the ER. He has a fever and cough real deep in his lungs.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

2 years

Fucking kids these days. My niece got fired for calling out to many times, then complains it isn't fair she should be expected to work with a belly ache or if she is tired and shouldn't have gotten fired over it. Fucking embarrassing.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

3 years

Fuck you. No.

Firearms Policy Coalition

@gunpolicy

3 years

Prior generations said, “You can ban those guns, just don’t ban mine.” Prior generations said, “You can ban those people, just don’t ban me.” Now they are coming for your guns and your rights. Be the generation that finally says, “Fuck you. No.” Be the solution. #FightForward

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1 year

GM & God Bless

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9 months

Good night, and God bless.

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9 months

Good night, and God bless.

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9 months

The worst beef stroganoff on earth.....oh yeah, I'm in the rehab wing now.

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9 months

Good morning, and God bless. Since I'm in rehab, I get to wear real clothing, also happy suck it Saturday!

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

2 years

Clinger was in drag to get a mentally ill exemption and sent home from the war. Your entire statement misses the point of the character.

CaptainCoby

@Captaincoby00

2 years

Willing to bet the people who keep protesting drag shows had no issue watching MASH growing up… weird.

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2 years

I feel like I don't show off my work enough on here, so here ya go.

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5 months

HUGE PT Update: I can jog! Not fast, and not far, but for the first time since I woke up from the coma in 2022, I can jog!

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4 months

Dude I have the best fucking friends in the world. Thank you so much @HardPass4

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1 year

Facts.

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1 year

GM & God Bless

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5 months

If you could spare a few prayers, our youngest is in the ER and going to a pediatrics room soon, hopefully only for the night.

MIdwest Gun Mom

@Mindyjane_283

5 months

I'm so over hospital stays. The moose and I are currently in the er waiting to be moved to the pedus floor for at least the night .... seriously I don't like this place to start with

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

I got kids to feed, I'm getting that cash and they eatin' gator for dinner.

Damien Scott

@MadScientistFF

2 years

What would you do?

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9 months

Good morning, God bless, and happy fuck you Friday.

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3 years

@Helene731 @LikeRepublican @KurtSchlichter @LizCheney No Peace No Unity No Compromise The left has spent years upon years systematically telling everyone not on their side how evil we are, how terrible we are for merely existing, and now you want peace and to compromise? Not a chance.

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6 months

Finally, got to meet my beautiful new niece today.

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4 months

Our daughter had her final orchestra concert of rh3 year last night, and finally, after 3 years, I was healthy and physically able to attend one.

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2 years

1 year ago they pulled the dialysis port after I absolutely broke all the rules to make my kidneys work again.

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5 months

Gm & God Bless The boy is doing as well as can be expected. They admitted him until everything is resolved. @Mindyjane_283 is with him, im home with the girl child.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

1 year

Shut the fuck up fatass. You aren't fucking oppressed, your fucking fat. I'm fat, I'm working to fix that, you don't hear me fucking crying about "Muh Oppression". Put the fucking Häagen-Dazs down and go for a fucking walk.

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11 months

GM & God Bless

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8 months

Small win today: Walked from our apartment to the car without my walker and without stopping.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

@Urackum Bruh, your account is from '09, you pay for twitter, and still have sub 400 followers, maybe you should start posting range pics for clout.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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9 months

Wensday update: The chest tube is gone! The next stop is rehab, no timeline on that yet, but soon.

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6 months

GM & God Bless.

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2 years

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6 months

GM & God Bless

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2 years

GM

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10 months

So last night, I was admitted to the ICU. Long story short, shits really messed up in my guts. @AnnoyedCelt @KevBo2099 @deaflibertarian

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@Real_Life_Dad

2 years

At 1:52PM on January the 19th, in our year of the Lord 2023, my wife admitted she had too many clothes and will be getting rid of some. This is a historic moment and must be memorialized.

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1 year

Been a hell of a year since I walked out those doors.

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9 months

Got my first real shower in 8 weeks, fuck I feel human again.

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2 years

@TimLilley5 The local level media is covering it, but the article is less then 3 paragraphs and doesn't cover anything important.

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Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

2 years

@Turkish_Terror1 Ain't gonna matter, it's already dumped and OLWD has been sued in the past, they cut a check and back to business. 10 Mill in '84, same site.

WASTE CONCERN TO PAY OHIO $10 MILLION IN FINES (Published 1984)

www.nytimes.com

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2 years

GM

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6 years

My 6 year old daughter was confused the whole #NXTTakeoverNOLA Women's match. @QoSBaszler is her favorite NXT wrestler but @LZZYHALE is her single favorite singer, having Lzzy sing out Ember confused her and made her question her loyalties the whole match.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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1 year

Down another 5lbs for a total of 35lbs since Mid-June.

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3 years

@minogully

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11 months

GM & God Bless

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1 year

Me and the boy child taking a walk.

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5 months

Boy is on his way home, boy is also very unhappy about having to be sedated to get an IV, unhappy about said IV, and unhappy about the meds they gave him, but he *should* be good to go now. Thank you all for the love and prayers.

Midwest Gun Dad

@Real_Life_Dad

5 months

Gm & God Bless The boy is doing as well as can be expected. They admitted him until everything is resolved. @Mindyjane_283 is with him, im home with the girl child.

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6 months

@DocStrangelove2

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4 months

It’s unbelievably good to be a dad!

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Midwest Gun Dad

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1 year

Dude, dudes, dudettes, my son just gave me his bottle when I asked for it. Didn't throw it at me, went and found it and brought it to me. Context: My son is 4 and low functioning non-verbal autistic. This is a huge step foreword for us.

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5 months

GM, God Bless, and Happy Easter He is Risen.

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Midwest Gun Dad

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2 years

Bitch has tried to downplay everything I have done or make it about herself. Every time I've achieved something she's shit on it. Not today. Fuck her, I did this, I'm going to be proud I did it.

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2 years

@BudRespecter Why does every part of this make me uncomfortable.

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