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@humuorn_ We all know who will get a job first, don't we?
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@humuorn_ When you don't meet the qualifications but you still apply for the job😂
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@humuorn_ Ugandan lady goes viral, after advertising her skincare brand.
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@humuorn_ In the bushes for real, 🤣🤣
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@city_digest When she comes with her little sister but you are ahead of the game.😂
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@kenyasgossips I go die for NYASH😂😂
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Kumbe madem hufeel hivi wakiweka pads kwa panty nimeweka kwa boxer balls zinafeel kama ziko India
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@humuorn_ Describe Uganda's Christine Nampeera using one word
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@city_digest Ugandan pastor teaching his congregants sex positions during a Sunday service😂😂
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@_munee__ Real booty 🍑 🤪 not nyash
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Unafinger manzi wa k.m.t.c anamwaga syrup
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@kenyasgossips Educations is Better than money😂😂😂😂
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Ushagoo unanunua bundles za 1hr unaitwa ufunge ng'ombe na ivo ndo zinaisha
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@iamjuddah This was the best
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Kumbe kudate wamama ni tamu ivo.. Unaskianga tu inuka kiasi nipanue miguu Aya sasa weka yote ndani babaa
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Hakuna dem mtaro sometimes kubali kako ni kadogo.. ladies nipewe soda kwa bill ya nanii
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Alafu ladies ukidarwa please jaribu kuresist ndo at least ikue intresting si kunyenyekea ni kaa uko kwa mganga
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Mwanaume kulamba asali nayo ni umama sana Chukua nyuki kula moja moja kama njugu
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Mtu akiniambia tena ananipenda tutakosana vibaya sana mnanidanganya alaf nakaa mjinga
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Mi nkienda hell lazima nianzishe maandamano tuchague shetani mwingine huyu wa sahii ameanza kuwasha moto kidogo
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Ati mlisema heri mpate kaswende na mskie vizuri
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Fridge inatoanga wapi baridi kwa stima
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Boobs hulala kwa bra juu kuna sponge
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Umetulia tu hivi ata mtu hawezi sema ulikuwa unaiba maji ya kuoga highschool
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In doggy style,,, who's the dog ????
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Nmevuta bangi na akuna kitu nafeel nmerelax nmekalia TV nkiwatch kiti
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Men ushai penda mtoto wa mtu mpaka unaskia watoto kwa boxer wanasema tunataka huyo awe mama yetu akili mtu wangu
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@_munee__ When your Kid wakes up in the middle of the night. You Gerrit ? If you don't Gerrit ..
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Tumekaa kwa church tu vizuri alafu Pastor anapoint dem yangu anasema "Wewe utaolewa na Daktari"
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Alafu wenye mko kwa ndoa hali iko aje huko ama twendelee kupiga sherehe tu
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Nakuanga addicted kwa viwete juu wako tight lakini shida ni mbogi yangu shiet
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Sinners judging sinners for sinning differently
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Kunyonga na anointing oil unaskia nikama unadinya malaika
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Nimebakisha tu kuonja albino na kiwete then nianze kujipanga maisha ya ndoa
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Boyfriend sita na bado unatumia neon kicka usherati bila maendeleo ni dhambi
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Kukua ngombe sio maisha rahisi unapiga kelele ukijaribu kuambiana unaumwa na kichwa ghasia analeta nyasi gunia moja na maji mitungi mbili
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I may look good but deep down nammiss kuinua locker na mjulus
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@iamjuddah One of the best
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Unaenda kuambia dem wangu maneno kunihusu anakuja kuniambia kila kitu akininyonyesha
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I don't care how close we may be I'll cut you off the moment you pose as a threat to my peace, that sh!t is PRICELESS i can't have you messing with it
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@kenyasgossips Hussein Mohammed telling Gachagua,bro usichomee!!😂😂
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Date 14 ndio utajua ka wewe ni ua la waridi ama dawa ya baridi
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When dating a married man mambo ya kushika mimba achia bibi yake kazi yako ni mastyle deadly deadly
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Ukiona mwanamke amefukuzwa na bwanake chukua yeye haraka juu mke mwema hutoka kwa bwana
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I miss Kibaki
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Unaturingia hapa na Chali Yako alikua anaenda walking race ryma ndio apewe glucose
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Unawachana na mtu milango zako zote zinafunguka What a Blessing adi siamini fr
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Unapiga dame juu ya kucheat ama unamkasirikia na uko kwake amekuweka. Kugongewa ni lazima King.
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@ChrisExcel102 She got a job this very day 😂😂
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Nilijaribu kukatia Zuri wa safaricom akaniambia Alitairi Mbele yangu
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Maasai anakupenda juu magoti yako inafanana na rungu
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Mbona mtu akinyongwa na magaidi huwa anapiga nduru Ama hatakangi kukufa
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Utakosa aje kugongewa kama ni manzi huprovide
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@kenyasgossips Bachelors Dust Bin😂😂
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@Am_Blujay She nailed it
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"pain makes you stronger",amegongwa na corner ya dirisha akakaa chini
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NIMEPIKA CHAI NIKAONGEZA BANGI SAII MUM AKO INJE ANAJIPIGA SELFIE NA REMOTE
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Tuko hapa beach naona analia nadhani ni juu maji ni ya chumvi kumbe kitumbua kimeingia mchanga
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Ukioa bibi inafaa amalize siku ngapi ndio uanze kumkimbiza na panga
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Nimefuata Recipe vizuri adi ikafika kwa add 2 cups of cooking oil nimezima Gas nitupe ingredients
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Ushagoo ukikaa bila surualii vile umezoea Nairobi, siafu zinauma pochi
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Mko sure kuoga iko kwa bible ama ni laana tunajitafutia
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Kuna urembo na weupe,,, yako ni gani
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Wacha niwashe kiongwelo
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Jogoo huanga na maisha nyororo sana yaani kazi ni kurape na kuwika tu
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Bro kama huyo dem anaishi ploti Iko na machali,juwa huwa wana mkula vibaya sana..👹👹
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Enzi za kubembelezana nayo ilipita kitambo sana ama nyi bado hua mnabeg
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Kuna muda mtu unakosa hela mpaka unahisi ulisoma bachelor of poverty and applied sufferings
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The day a mosquito will land on your testicles its the day you will know there's a better way of solving conflict without violence
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A man who bargain the price of an underwear is capable of walking without it
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Hey how are you guys
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Alisema hajawai ona mountain so nikamlima
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@ayanda_yandiey_ This or the PS5 pro
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Good morning tweeps
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Heri hao madem wenu wanamoan Kama wezi huyu wangu Ni nyashinski huwa anasema"Hapo tu,hapo tu"...
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Short boy dating short girl am sure mtazaa kadecimal point
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Zimeshika walai
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Ndio nimemaliza pesa ya kidney alafu kuna haja mtu kuwa na macho mbili kweli
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Unashangaa mbona after akukule hajakutext... Siste ushaiona campaign ikifanyika after elections
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You mean nothing to that girl. Young King.
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Friday na sato ni uasheratii alafu Sunday repent repent
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Mwenye anananunulia Dame yangu chocolate hii valentine's usimix flavors......last year tuliumwa na tumbo sana
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Mimi afathali waseme nimekaliwa but lazima nisaidie bibi yangu kufua nguo coz she is my soulmate not a slave
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Huna baby face,huna dimples,huna gap between ya teeth huna haga alafu unajiita agal toto tulia wee fundi wa redio
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Nimeride nduthi nono nduthi konde lakini hizi nduthi hazitoi sauti siku hizi
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@kenyasgossips When Nature is against you😂😂😂
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Nilikuwa naoga Leo lizard ikaniangukia kwa mgongokumbe nduru si ya wanawake pekee
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Na mnunue pillow muache kutembea asubuhi kama ngumi imejichora kwa mashavu
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Unadate daktari na hutritiwi poa
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@city_digest 💸TikTok Nowadays🍑
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Kwanini unadate Dem ako flat nyuma na hauna matress nzuri mosee
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Follow the rules you lose,choose violence you win
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