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8 years

After 7 years of medical training, all that money, my friend made one mistake, slept with a patient & is now struck off. Waste of a good vet

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@MejaActual And it was absolutely glorious of her. Probably the best thread ever posted on here actually 🥰

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6 years

I’ve decided that bleaching your anus is a disgusting term to use. From now on, it shall be known as changing your ringtone.

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2 months

@mcashmanCBE How am I, as a gay man, not equal to a straight man? What more equality do I need? I'm unsure, and as you're clearly the authority on this, i'd be so appreciative of your clarification.

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7 months

I think HMRC tweeting about Luke Littler’s winnings being subject to income tax has to be, so far, the most stupid tweet of the year. They really are twats aren’t they.

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@bydarrenstyles @KemiBadenoch I want an apology from you, for using my sexuality in some nonsensical alphabet soup - when those people you've included have fuck all to do with me...just because I'm a gay man. It's borderline homophobia.

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3 years

I can't cope with this.

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3 months

@EqualityAmp They’ve thrown gay men out of pride for being affiliated with LGB Alliance, and holding a view that trans woman are not woman… Yeah they’ve done a lot for the LBG haven’t they these non conforming people. A gay man, thrown out of pride. You couldn’t make it up.

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5 months

@ivorsawbottom makes a fortune on OnlyNaans?

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3 months

@jeymccreight It’s nice to see woman achieving, even if they have to cosplay men ❤️

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2 months

@FFS_WhatNow Looks like Nazi germany!

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7 years

Well boys and girls. It's Wednesday. You know what that means. 2 more days and your STI symptoms from Pride will be on show.

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6 years

Watching #QueenOfTheWorld - not amused. “The most famous dress in the world” - said who exactly? Half of Diana’s are more memorable than Meghan’s wedding frock. It’s a proper lick arse programme this...and I’m a royalist!

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3 months

@LGBwiththeT That’s because WOMAN can’t have it, it’s a male issue, and male only 😂

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@NatashaMDay @sackthebored It does when they’re male rapists who get put into woman’s prisons. Perhaps you should flatshare for a bit - just to prove your point.

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8 years

Another celebrity death!!!! :( RIP Stuart Little

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1 year

@Furry_Jorkle So are you saying the group doesn't exist as a whole, or that certain people don't exist without the other letters? Genuinely confused.

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@lottelydia I absolutely DETEST the use of the word queer - so regardless of the content of the course, I’m glad it’s been ditched!

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4 months

Queers for Palestine. I’ve never heard of anything so fucking stupid! And I’ve been on here for over a decade 😂

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4 months

Queers for Palestine sent me their letter asking me to withdraw from the ESC earlier this week and I responded to them directly, I’m sharing my response here alongside this mornings collective artist statement 🩷

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1 year

@Dalannifan @Furry_Jorkle Don't worry. Your 1 follower will console you.

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7 years

This is horrible! I'm at Piccadilly if anyone is stranded and needs a roof.

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3 years

@MailOnline "She didn't deliberately misgender" I think you beard did that for him 🤣

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7 years

English people wishing people happy 4th July - were you dropped on your heads at birth?

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4 months

@legaltweetz Feminism was against sexism. Completely different.

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3 months

@theneonrequiem I actually sang that 😅😅

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7 years

Can’t cope

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1 month

@derekwatson89 @billybragg Except we weren’t demanding our rights at others expense. We also weren’t promoting ‘healthcare’ for children who have been - and it’s evidenced - medicated for ‘being in the wrong body’, or working in their classrooms explaining our ze zim pronouns. There’s a difference.

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@TonyHinton2016 @GreenpeaceUK @drmattuk 4 times! Cost around 1M quid in policing, plus around 700k economic downturn. They blocked ambulances. People getting to work. People going to funerals. I’d have given them twice as long.

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3 years

@nastheheauxx @Maahi_Veh In which case, you probably don't have to worry :D

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25 days

@ZJemptv Wait until they realise that HIV medication is £1000 a month. If everyone was on Prep, it would actually save the healthcare system an absolute fortune.

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3 years

@Sacha_Lord Hes running a country! Not serving at Spoons.

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3 months

@mcashmanCBE What ‘rights’ are non binary people missing?

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3 years

@DawnButlerBrent @UKLabour How fortunate for tory voters 🤣

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7 years

That's me and @WillMcHoebag all done 😂🐝❤️

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8 years

@OwenJones84 and you seem like an idiot. You've totally used your little storming off incident to make yourself relevant, barely.

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1 year

@Amanda_Martin_ @Trailer_Swift69 @LegalGengar @BootstrapCook I don't think that's the point. A tenner might not mean a lot, but if you are taking money, not providing the service, the client deserves a refund. It doesn't matter how nice the person is, or how much they've done for others. Right is right.

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2 months

@AngelaRayner By a GMP force, run by Labour 😇😂 we see through you. You’re far too northern to not have tried to make a quick buck. I’d have appreciated you telling the truth and paying the price. That’s how trust is made.

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4 months

@cbucksrules You’re lucky she moved. Have you seen the recent increase in people refusing to, and the train guards doing sod all about it. One occasion the person who had reserved a seat ended up standing for the journey.

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3 months

@keira_con Why do you allow people who aren’t born native be elected anyway?

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4 months

@QaysSediqi @DVanLangenhove You know what she means.

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7 years

Bradford city centre closed off. Police found suspicious content inside a brown package. They're describing it as a 'wage slip'.

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8 years

@OwenJones84 because you played the gay card and acted like a queen, which we all suffer for. You want to represent, then expect critique.

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7 years

I wonder when Manchester council are going to stop wasting millions on fountains nobody fucking wants and tackle the homeless issue instead.

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3 years

@jefffuturi A student LOAN is not a tax. If you don't want to be stuck with student debt, do what I did and work 3 jobs! - Masters in the bag and don't owe a penny for it.

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3 years

@Conservatives Good!! I vote con and I won't be doing again. This Bill is BULLSHIT.

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3 years

@wenglishpaul @skalovingeek @sueperkins I said the SAME thing to my other half. I'm a gay man, zero interest, but if it is dark out and I'm walking behind a lady, I purposefully move over so she feels safe. That's just chivalrous..we as MEN don't need to do more, we as people do.

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7 years

Dear @BBC please SHUT UP when the artists are talking. We don't care what you think.

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25 days

@EM_HealthPsych @JustinBengry Important degree 😂😂 alongside North African lesbian pottery.

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1 year

And the award for best-dressed Royal at the coronation goes to THIS diva! (Sorry Penny, close second).

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2 years

I've seriously just been asked if Princess Anne the Princess Royal is Anne Frank... ...by an adult man. We are doomed.

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3 years

Stop 😅😅😅

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1 year

@AgingWhiteGay Him being in drag has sod all to do with trans people. Unless he's saying that by being a man and simply wearing a dress, they have something in common. Bit transphobic that.

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3 months

@ArcticWolfie420 @realimbored668 We wouldn’t have had this problem if our gay spaces were kept that way. Woman on gay dating apps (yes Grindr changed their tune, they would, they’re a business). Woman in men’s saunas - walking around flashing their gash. I’d have responded exactly the same. Homophobic woman.

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6 years

Some people are SO thick. Advert on Gumtree 'one seater sofa for sale' - so a chair?

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2 years

@RepRashida So where exactly is the "gay" ? If it's national coming out day?

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4 months

@KateBMwriting @TazThornton @cool2btrans Let alone the sisterly knicker sniffing - I mean each to their own but 🤢

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6 years

Lesbians. At pride. Kicking off over trans people. The straights who hate us all = laughing their tits off. Well done you 8 cunts. Fuck sake!

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4 months

@adamfare1996 Didn’t the research show a high level of autistic kids trans? So if we can assume you can’t make an autistic kid do something, does that mean we can assume that a large number of trans people have autism? If so, that’s opening a can of worms :/

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2 months

@SholaMos1 It's not really weaponising something that we all know should have been the case from the get go. This clarifies it. Thankfully.

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8 years

When will people stop asking that prissy shitbag his thoughts. At least he didn't mince out of this interview like a wounded militant poof.

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3 months

@EqualityAmp I support woman and single sex spaces. Safety of all. Non sterilisation and mutilation of gay children, and the gays that are supposed to protect us being removed as traitors. Can I do all that and be part of the allyship, or is there part of the above you disagree with?

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11 years

Lmfao!!!! http://t.co/0I9c16hKBR

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4 months

@GalacticRainey @Fossildaddy Yeah they’re all blokes hun. Not a woman to be seen, and you know it. This isn’t trans, this is fetishism.

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4 years

@BanTheBBC Fucking idiot. Who is to determine what is an essential item and what isn’t? Surely if a shop is allowed open as an “essential service”, everything they sell are essentials!

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19 days

@ClaudiaWebbe I agree. We should STOP sales of arms to 🇮🇱. …and give them what they need for free.

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2 years

@Dan33580476 @fesshole For real?! - that's what you got from this?

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3 years

@MarlesAway It's nonsense. Apparently I'm trqnsphobic for not wanting to have sex with a f2m trans person. I'm a gay man. I like gay men. A f2m is not a gay man...it's pretty simple really. Take no notice of the idiots.

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2 months

@mcashmanCBE And Mr Cashmen, I’m going to keep pressing you on this. Every day. I’d like a response, given you’re so deeply enriched in my life and got a CBE for it. Give me some reason why I’m so unequal. It’s affecting my mental health - your comments that is.

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3 months

@HeadWarriorTWM It should be!

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@Ly211 Was this racist or misogynistic? I've had that before, I assumed the guys were protecting their drinks because I wasn't paying attention, but perhaps I should have shouted homophobia. Do tell?

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12 years

@GodHatesFagsWBC you mean 'we' we will pray for you all. You're writing from a collective, uneducated biggot

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@APowellLaw You know it’s actually LGBTQIA+ You can’t even get your own alphabet soup in the correct order 😂

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@ANeonGreenCity I mean, she’s a billionaire. She kinda can 😂

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4 months

@GNQ__ Ah the days of straight woman with a fetish for gay men…

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3 years

@MCRPrideProtest Evidently nobody's thoughts matter. They've listened. Absorbed and aren't going anywhere. The fact that the village businesses have raised over 35k in less than a week for the charities should speak for itself. Pride is his vanity project.

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4 months

@legaltweetz Then you know what you’ve attempted here, and you’ve been seen 😙

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4 months

Bullshit. Nobody wants the eradication of trans people. Just leave the fucking kids alone. Let them do what they want when they’re adults. Oh and they can pay for it themselves! ‘Gender affirming care’ is vanity. Save a cancer patient instead.

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4 months

Let’s be very clear. The reason the trans “debate” is so toxic is because on one side you’ve got trans people desperate to just live and on the other, you’ve people who want to eradicate trans people. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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8 years

I'll just leave this one here...

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7 years

I've been advised by the Chief Exec at Manchester Pride that they WILL be paying tribute to @Nicksy at this years Pride.

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4 months

@Jebadoo2 @stonewalluk That’s why the @AllianceLGB exists.

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3 years

First anniversary today and neither of us have murdered each other. That's a win right? 🥰🥰

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7 years

When your new roomie buys cheap loo roll and you end up giving yourself an early morning deep fingerblast.....

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9 years

This is GLORIOUS @WillMcHoebag http://t.co/LjrQqyKd2P

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3 years

@AvonandsomerRob Yes. Me. Because I'm antisocial, hate people and live alone 🤣

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3 years

Just the rest of the arm to go. Oh and she has a crown but I'm shit at taking pictures and...well I can't be arsed.

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1 year

@ethnbW @rxdfem @TheRealNewsNerd @JulienHKK @thechosenberg No, but it does make them Bi.

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4 months

@jane_mclenachan @lukeandjack It’s there on the steps next to you. One of you literally wrote something homophobic 🤪🤪🤪 how can you deny it when it’s there.

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2 years

Ukrainians making molotov cocktails, taking to arms, being given guns. The UK..changes the name of the Chicken Kiev. I am reading this right aren't I?

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4 years

@BoyzMagazine @BexDeHavilland I hope this isn't in response to the transpobia crap you've been having recently, because as a gay man, I stand entirely by you! Do not pander to the mob.

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1 year

@Mschatnoir They do exist. A trans feiend of mine who is fully transitioned, and has been for decades, still uses the male changing room at the gym for that very reason.

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4 months

@LGBwiththeT @IainFletcher8 You can say nope back, but that doesn’t stop the fact you just got owned on the first comment 😂😂

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1 year

@BramhamAlex I feel like I've missed loads here! Don't you just go in, exchange words, exchange rings, kiss, sign and leave? =/

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3 months

@HeadWarriorTWM No mention of the scandal of Wpath naturally.

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5 months

Zeze is a royal CUNT. She implied that Lauren was a snob. She knows what SHE did, but she wants to make Lauren out to be hateful. Super dooper cunt. #CelebrityBigBrother

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3 years

@AlexanderNandy @PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph Imagine being white and telling a black woman what she should think.

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1 year

NO!! As if #PaulOGrady has passed. Last of the proper drag, none of this RuPaul shite. I hope he's up there, surrounded by animals and knocking on heavens door with a slipper telling them to "keep it fckin down" 💔

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3 years

Driver is outside beeping his horn at me because he won't come to the actual door of the building to bring my food because its raining. I ignored him and when he came came the door kicking off, I did sign language to him and pretended to be deaf. Fuck I'm an awful person 😅

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