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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

I'm getting a heist crew together to steal kisses from hot dudes 🚒 😫

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@RealNolanChance

2 months

Tonight is the night.. I'm putting on the super suit my meemaw made for me and I'm going to fight crime! My name?.. well.. you can call me.. Last Chance!

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Dear OscarsFluffyFanny27 I thought I made it clear last time, I even gave you a Chance. You better change your ways, or change your name.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

29 days

Hunnff 😩😩😩 somebody glaze these freshly baked little buns

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Mastermind checklist: Hair gel ✅ Hot Cheetos ✅ Fake eyelashes ✅ Gadgets ✅✅✅ Daddy issues ✅ Baby oil ✅ Cheek spreader 2000 ✅ Oscar trap ✅ Snake repellent ✅ Assless chaps ✅ More gadgets ✅ Ladies and gentlemen.. I am ready for another heist

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

So I'm at the grocery store, sneaking grapes when suddenly an old lady started yelling at me and saying I stole. So I did a super cool spin move and said "activate gadget: bear spray!" And emptied the can on her face. Anyways, My court date is soon and I really need money so if y

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

Who's spreading the birthday boys little white marshmallow cheeks? You can't spell Mastermind without ass

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

The Mastermind doesn't WANT to go into work. THE MASTERMIND DOESN'T SUPERVISE TEENAGERS AT A DEPARTMENT STORE

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

Ok loser

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

Will SOMEBODY match my 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴???

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

25 days

I DO NOT KNOW who Naisha is. Stop calling me, stop showing up at my door, and STOP THINKING ABOUT TRACE. I HATE YOU. the VERY NEXT TIME you COME ONTO MY PROPERTY I WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH MY QUAD CRASHER

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

21 days

We've got nolan to go We've got nolan to prove Instead of chancing alone I should be chancing with you This song is crunching my quads The beat is doing me in Or maybe it's only you But either way, let's begin

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

So there I was, in the middle of the grocery store, letting everyone take my cheeky free samples.. when all of the sudden..

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

19 days

If I reach 100 followers.. I'll do a super cheeky face reveal

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

Diamond Chance is REAL BABY ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

24 days

Did we prefer nasty Nolan or regular chance?

Buttery golden cheeks

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Office supplies and sweat

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

Day 9 of asking @JoeBiden do it squirt

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

19 days

Hey guys, Nolan here. I'm planning a big heist. I need a special fabric blend to make a glider but the fabric only comes from men's underwear.. all the ones at the store have security tags so the MASTERMIND is going on an undie raid @oscar__fortnite

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

1 month

I was just laying there, cheeks spread, wondering about what tomorrow would bring.. a cool breeze of air wafts in from the window, the other side lies a crisp autumn night. I feel the sudden gust waft between my little butt cheeks and I know, somewhere, life is good

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

So there I was, on my beach towel, applying SPF 200 to my pale little marshmallow cheeks.. when all the sudden,

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

24 days

Just here all by myself tonight.. well, me and the two best cheeks in the world <3<3 🍑😫😫😫

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

You guys, I didn't want to make the announcement until I was certain.. but here it goes.. Nolan Chance.. is eating for two 🍼 😁😊😀

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

Shadow ban enforcer musk stopped roaching around my profile, so you guys can finally see the nothing I post

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

@EmoBirbFn The Mastermind, everybody

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

Fanmail with the Mastermind #17 Dear Nolan, I've been trying to reach out but you've been dodging my calls. This is your grandmother. I want my debit card back, I cannot get my medication without it. Please -- Looks like they sent that one to the WRONG genius 😏😏

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Dear SkibidiBunghole12.. You may have stolen my girl, but you will never steal my dignity

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

@adamfare1996 who hurt you 😭

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Why do I see cheeks with one eye?

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Dear KamalaHarrisBoogerHair28... I will accept your ceasefire if I am delivered three women by sundown. Otherwise you will have war.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

24 days

Meemaw says if I don't reach 6k followers by tonight, I'm getting kicked out

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

@SkyeDoesPhotos That isn't me

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

1 month

@sssilashesssk I DON'T KNOW WHAT SLAY SISTERS IS, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THAT

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

29 days

I've always wanted to be a baker.. who wants Nolan's warm steamy loaf?

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

To the little trash hobo that can't roleplay right on fortnite twitter: you know who you are and I hope you get stung by a wasp in your ear

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

Ladies are lining up to feel Nolan's crabs

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Okay so first, we all get naked and make finger paintings but we use our cheeks, and instead of paint we're using Worcestershire sauce, and instead of a canvas we're using Oscars cheeks

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

@em_Lazzy These big beautiful buns 😩

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

@sssilashesssk Me, myself, and I

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

Am I the Chancehole? I (21M (Mastermind) ) recently purchased a quad cruncher with my meemaws (87F) debit card. I guess the brightest stars burn the quickest, because somebody stole it. Out of anger, I (21M) beat my meemaw (87F) with a rolling pin (14RP) Am I the Chancehole?

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

The Mastermind is trying his hand at cooking. Let's see what we can create.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Dear JumpshotMucusMilk69, You and OscarsFluffyFanny27 may have formed an alliance, but me and @sssilashesssk are friends for life and he said you gotta go through him.. Also, please give me my lunchbox back, my meemaw is going to press charges

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

24 days

Nolan needs help turning his time machine into a follower machine

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

So there I was... Drizzling expensive olive oil onto my little white marshmallow buttcheeks.. when all of the sudden...

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Mmm somebody add this slippery Mastermind on fortnite 😩😩😩

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

So there I was, stamping Montague's wall with my grape jelly-slathered cheeks..

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

Me coming for your cheeks

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@RealNolanChance

23 days

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

14 days

Alright guys, Nolan's super sneaky cash app card is in. Send all of your rupies, pesos, dabloons, lira, kroner, and goodies to $NolanCheeks I'm currently accepting donations for my cheek implants

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

21 days

Nolan is online! Add MusicBizMarty for cheeky shenanigans

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

@jojo1341413614 @ItzKorra_ @tomatoheadfn And general nastiness

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

Dear reader, Lose my number, I'm not that freaky

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Zoomed on those cheeks for you 😍

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Midas is just my little side piece 🍆

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

19 days

Nolan is so very close to reaching 100 Chanzillion followers on twitter. My super sneaky special secret master plan is almost ready 👁️🫦👁️

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

Entering my buns into the county fair. Hoping for first prize! If not, I'm stealing it.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

Dear JumpshotFentynylFiend92.. You stole my girl and if I EVER SEE YOU ITS ON SIGHT

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

Asking if everyone can follow my alt account @FortniteRoach

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

You know who you are

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

My stomach hurts and my meemaw said to stop eating worms but I'm thinking it's her cooking

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

I sniffed a lot of bleach on accident today and I'm posting like crazy It's like IM THE MASTERMIND

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

Ghillie suit idea, final draft: Okay so first.. I turn myself into Oscars toilet seat,

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

16 days

Dear reader,

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

Just Dial "M" for Mastermind

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

Sure is nice having this super cool time machine. I use it as a coaster for my chocky milk. Also Kado Thorne is a loser with a stupid haircut and probably lives with his meemaw, so.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

4 months

@sssilashesssk IT WAS THE POLTERGEIST. NOW WE KNOW HE ISNT DORMANT AND TRAVELS WHEREVER I GO, EMBARRASSING ME WHERES MY MEDICATION

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

1 month

The Mastermind is unfortunately low on funds.. so now he has a part time job at Popeye's. Please don't visit me here it's really embarrassing

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

24 days

38 followers is ridiculous. Elon musk himself is censoring these cheeks to the world and IM SICK OF IT #freethenolan #mynolanmychance

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

How I feel after drinking Oscar-ade

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

Dear reader, You can get in these weird little DMs

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

24 days

@realtoonafish Send invite pls 😩

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

Me and Silas made a new secret sneaky language so meemaw can’t understand what we’re scheming!

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

The super sneaky Mastermind just snuck into the Laundromat and took Oscars undies

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

Okay, guys, I'm about to use my sweet time machine (that I invented), who's coming?

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

Keep telling everybody to STOP PUTTING TOMATOES between my CHEEKS. I'm SUPER SERIOUS, LITERALLY ANY OTHER VEGETABLE

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

29 days

uwu *breaks into Kody thangs house* what's this? *Sniffs time machine* owo mine *steals it and is the Mastermind forever and ever and everyone respects me*

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

@NotQuiteAPepper Somebody forgot to take their Nolan nap today 👉👈

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

me and silas hesk picked up some shifts at our local pizza pit. we walked into the kitchen and saw the workers sobbing into the pizza. Two grown ass employees having a mental break talking about some "I can't maka da pizza" like?????¿?

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

1 month

So I just got fired from Popeyes because I accidentally gave a diabetic lady sweet tea when she asked for unsweetened.. but like, I told her, maybe if you ordered unsweet tea from the beginning this wouldn't be a problem now would it???

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

17 days

Petition to stop the Joe biden cheek tax

Sign

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

@sssilashesssk Kody thang, Is a loser, Who has no friends, no fans, and no time machine because I fucking took it from him. He also cries like a little girl, aaaand... Has a dumb haircut.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

The Mastermind is no stranger to female attention 😩😩

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

22 days

@NotQuiteAPepper

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@RealNolanChance

17 days

@sssilashesssk @vinc14n SILAS RIDES MY COAT TAIL

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

I got myself and my meemaw banned from church because I sprayed fart spray under the pew

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

24 days

Let's try rebranding..

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

16 days

There's a noise in the Masterminds house.. someone is trying to be super duper sneaky right now..

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

23 days

@sssilashesssk Update: mouse chance has escaped captivity and stolen your time machine. He is now in Ibiza soaking up rays and lady attention.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

29 days

@TOraclefn @DoctorDoomFn He's so fine..

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

11 days

Hope nobody catches me Nolaning my chance 👁️🫦👁️

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

Dear JonesyNutClap26... Please stop killing me in spy simulator. My dad owns fortnite and I will have you banned and arrested.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

2 months

just explaining how I sort of made up rufus' personality, he's super gross and weird, and makes up lot a of shit and would probably be an an opp irl if he was here I guess. He still worries me a lot thougu, I just don't show it.

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Nasty Nolan, cheek inspector

@RealNolanChance

3 months

So tired of this man pulling up in hood zonewars and clapping Nolan's cheekies. Able pull up and the whole hood start running.