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Karl Steiger

@RealMalfated

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Anglo-Saxon/Celt. Writer. Musician. Passionate, intellectual & carnal alt/Goth guy with a dark soh. Adore books, films, music, art, culture, & dark/weird shit.

London, England
Joined July 2022
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3 months
A song that I wrote, sang, performed and produced, if you'd like to hear it ❤ Its not crap, I promise! 😊
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@lporiginalg @MrBeast He didn't necessarily know, tbf. Sometimes you can be too close to something to see what's really going on, you know?
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@HazelAppleyard_ Too much jealousy, that's the root problem of the "culture war". Envy and hatred are not desirable traits. Count your fingers, then count your blessings.
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@GBNEWS She wasn't on the A-list, she had a supporting role in a mid show.
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@IbleedP_G @PicturesFoIder And therefore she isn't a "Karen" 😊
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@prophecy__13 @PicturesFoIder It's like boxers training in Big Bear
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@TMZ He is.
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@hwinkler4real Stolen valour.
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@ilovepreserves As a man, I've never had a problem giving platonic male friends a hug. I certainly didn't tuck my nuts first.
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@MInthenow70635 @MPSNewham Well he's def not white, he has a dark-brown forehead
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@LavaGS How can you put this tweet out while you've still got that other tweet pinned, Lava?
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@BigTXSteve @BareZachow1 @historyrock_ That is such a stupid thing to say. The most famous, most successful bassist of all time can't play bass? You're no longer allowed to give ANY musical opinions henceforth, my good man 💯👹
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@Guitarator @wideawake_media Not true. The implication is that good people are, without exception, rewarded with a good lifs, and had people are punished with hardship. This is a Walt Disney view of life. Unfortunately, you can see an undeserved life of pain etched on to many an older face.
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@BhaktSanatani_ @PicturesFoIder Thats... Crazy. How the heck did your mind link the choreography of the two and suss out that they stole the sequence move-for-move? That's some Rainman-level genius shit *mind blown* 😶🙃
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@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Self-service checkouts now ask for a tip in Supermarkets 😄 after the customer has done all the work, no less!
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@moment_mirthful @PicturesFoIder I remember this, and he was a handsome, charismatic, dude. Poor bastard 😟his opponent should be in prison for what he did.
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@DelusionPosting A cheater doesn't want to be with someone who leaves them because they cheated? Problem solved.
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@lexie_essexx Hold 'em yourself, you lazy mare!
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@TheCJPerry @X Simp Central in the replies 👹
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@iSara2023 @LauraStillSlay Amber Heard is a TERRIBLE human being. People who side with someone who shits on beds over someone who visits dying children in hospital, just because the former has a vagina, need their heads AND hearts checked 💯🙃
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@Laurelfixation Stop talking to your dildo, Laurel. Tsk.
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@itsme_urstruly @crazyclips_ Some of us have fathers that upped and left when we were kids, never to be seen again. Others are lucky enough to have legendary dads like this gentleman. 💯
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@StolenFreedoms @PicturesFoIder I don't think it's good, but "abuse" is too strong a word
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@RobertRyan1874 Much love to all the people that Rob loved, I pray you're given extra strength at this difficult time as your honour, and miss, Rob
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@War_Wilhelm @lporiginalg But we is still getting child tax credit 👍
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@HoarShannon And you're an "armed security officer"? Nice look 🙄😶
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@MailOnline Who the heck would vote for her..??
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@MarkzUTD @InternetH0F Only after you've given him an "Awooga"
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@3YearLetterman @EmmanuelMacron America didn't win either world war singlehandedly, my friend 🇬🇧
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@Motabhai012 @PicturesFoIder It only takes one person to get a good thing going.
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@JuliaHB1 You're beautiful, Julia, don't listen!
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@techbropicasso I don't think he created the meme
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@TMZ @TooFab Amber Rose has integrity 💯
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@WomenBeingAwful Effort requires incentive.
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@missfacto @creepydotorg You know you're lame when you choose Ethan-frickin-Crumbley to be your schoolshooting hero 🙃
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Watching The Coffee Table (on Shudder), and it's awesome. I have about 30 mins left, and it truly has me on the edge of my seat! So recommended 💜
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@lporiginalg "Strong, independent women" should stay in their lane and stop telling men how to be men. Plus, jealousy is an unpleasant thing to see.
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Little fella had an itchy arse
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@Dubswrld30 @KEEMSTAR @DramaAlert @brantleykeem Nah, you're just getting older, so people are looking younger to you 😉 Congrats to Keem for not having to settle for some old bag lol
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@GBNEWS It's just one terrible prime minister after another
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@ilovepreserves Frenchmen and Italians will even throw in a kiss lol
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@MailOnline There shouldn't be female guards in male prisons
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@creepydotorg Tony Todd remains a legend to this day - everyone should show their support by following him on X! 🙂
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@OTD_in_WWE @LexisKingWWE Late-80s NWA/WCW is criminally undervalued imo
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@icky_blah You're a British icon at this point, Ashley - you go, girl 💯
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@DanielBostock79 Work of genius. The English sense of humour is world-renowned due to works like this 🇬🇧❤
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@ilovepreserves I mean, I'm English, and it's never been a problem. Not with strangers, but friends.
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Marc Bolan of T-Rex was one of the greatest, most influential, and, in my opinion, UNDERRATED musicians of all time. People use the word "star" like a job title nowadays (every actor a "Hollywood star", every porno girl a "porn star"), but Marc was the REAL DEAL 💯
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@EnglishLearnlng In England it's Naik
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@KEEMSTAR @DramaAlert The girl playing latino Snow White is a self-righteous minger, whereas Gal is hotness itself
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@thenowherefans @johnlennon The reason I began to grow my hair long at 15 years old
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@CharlotteCGill @justinesimons1 Ironically, Khan is the first and only London mayor to use a car to get to work - Ken Livingstone used the tube, and Boris rode a bicycle!
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@hillnull @WomenBeingAwful You more into willies these days then, David? Lol
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@SamanthaTheBomb Legend in the making, and definitely way sexier than Finkel 💯
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@Crazymoments01 @Morbidful That's really wonderful ❤
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IMO Prince Harry is a prat #HarryDoesNotDeserveThisAward
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@HazelAppleyard_ What a weirdo
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@DanielMorgan164 Everyone who donated to the GoFundMe need to read Jay Slater's own words: "Yes cuz ended up getting thrown out of there me with 2 mali kids just took an AP off some cunt on way to sell it for 10 quid". Nice bloke, that's £46000 gfm money well spent 👍👹
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@PrettiestDeath Living Legend
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@DramaAlert Of course we do, it's Vitaly's M.O., Keem
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@IllyNOTLilly All of them
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@MostlyPeacefull @JackPosobiec You have to admire his dedication to delivering take-out tho 💯
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@SassyKinda9471 @salltweets Rape is never funny, even when the victim is a male prisoner 💯
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@Crazymoments01 Speed is a very intelligent guy, for sure, and I must admit that he comes across as a genuinely decent guy, which I really hope is the case, and not an act!
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@mulder_manson Yeah no I'm gonna have to give that one a miss too sorry Esme 😅
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Can't wait to hear what new masterpiece @marilynmanson is cooking up for us. Somebody hand the Maestro his microphone - I believe he has something to say 💯
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@SaycheeseDGTL Well, she looks hot in it, so leave her alone.
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@Rothmus I love that this is called "Whedon's Law" lol
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@IllyNOTLilly I'm picking 'B', and biting into it while giving side-eye evils to the guy who chose 'I'.
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@mulder_manson Manson will be the last man standing AND have the last laugh 💯
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You know the I-Hate-Men brigade? It's because they didn't have this in their lives 💯❤
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@PicturesFoIder This father's reaction to his daughter becoming a nurse.
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@rickyberwick I wanna see Ricky do a wheelie
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@noespanoltrick @sIzro3 @KEEMSTAR Keem being the biggest one of us all 😋
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@mayoikoi @Esoteric005 @SuspectFed You say that you're homosexual, yet can't get your head around the idea that rapists sometimes rape men and not women 😶
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@IllyNOTLilly @ToaAntan Axl can still sing very well
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@GoreReality At least it wasn't his wanking hand 👍
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@Sargon_of_Akkad @Keir_Starmer It literally looks like they're making an offering as they walk toward the camera
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Man, I really miss the legend that was Storm Constantine. A favourite author of mine, a wonderful person, and a fan of my band, I'm honoured to say. Rest well, beautiful soul. #Goth #Gothic #StormConstantine
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@BooksBeatles RIP Tony, gone to join John and George xx
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@Karl_Stengel @horrormuseum Bakshi's whole back catalogue is fantastic, vital viewing
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@mulder_manson (Keep up the good work, Muldy 🙂)
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@MomsPostingLs Fooling no one with the cope 😄
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@FlakkoPoetik Yeah where's the video, Flakko? Cos I just came from YouTube and now you got me running circular, my guy
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@Crazymoments01 Legendary 💯🙂
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Why is Diddy trending again? Actually, hold on, I don't think I want to know.
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@thatboyomatee @bstrat515 @creepydotorg Grandson is what he's claiming, not son. It's a stupid claim.
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@MTTamurex @Ashy_slashee It doesn't need a remake. We just need more people, especially gen z, to watch the original.
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@iSara2023 It is vital that the #amberturd hashtag is kept active.
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@itsme_urstruly @FAFO_TV The Japanese seem uniquely adept at adapting things invented in the West, always fascinating to see
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@his_eminence_j @PrisonPlanet To where? Is there a continent that isn't lost and isn't crap?
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