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ULTRA MAGA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ America First | Don't ask me for any help, I'm retarded. Thatโ€™s a cigar in my profile pic btw. I do NOT eat poop. *retired

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"Zyn is not a sin" - @TuckerCarlson
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@Cernovich This is the same style of argument used by the left to exclude right-wingers from discussion. โ€œYouโ€™re a man, therefore you canโ€™t have an opinion about abortionโ€ โ€œYouโ€™re not black, you canโ€™t talk about how gun laws disproportionately hurt the black communityโ€
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@krassenstein Seems like everyone is in agreement. This is sick
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I will debate him, although I am retarded
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I will also debate Destiny. Let's all debate him. Please quote tweet that you will debate him.
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BREAKING: Cicada broods immediately return underground after emerging for the first time in 221 years. Our investigative reporting has found they were deeply troubled to find that women are now allowed in the workplace and that slavery has ended.
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In the spring of 2024, the United States will witness a rare natural event: two broods of cicadas, Brood XIX and XIII, will emerge together for the first time in over two centuries.
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@Ownenstein @Cernovich He seems to just be out of touch with the dilemma that young men are faced with today, and I donโ€™t blame him. Boomers are completely siloed off from how depraved and twisted modern dating is
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@Cernovich Appropriate - the actual Israeli response Proportional - killing, torturing, raping, burning, and kidnapping over 1400 Palestinians
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Reminder
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Those like myself may fundamentally disagree with their policies and world view, but are we overlooking what is truly needed by this country right now? #MABA @KamalaHarris @AOC
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$DJT looks like a good buy. I'm gonna hold off though and wait for Hunty and the Big Guy's influence peddling business, $CORNPOP, to go public.
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Some more #FakeNews about me eating #POOP from @realDonaldTrump
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@jordanbpeterson Get your mind out of the gutter, you can get buttplugs on amazon for like $20
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Iโ€™ve decided to become voluntarily celibate (volcel). That is, until I can convince a woman to have sex with me.
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After speaking at Morehouse College, Biden dropped by the local Apple Store to show further support for the black community
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@Nero MABA
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Thereโ€™s your problem #Crowdstrike
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Amid today's clash in Philadelphia between pro-Palestine protestors and a gay pride parade, the one thing everyone could agree on is that Dee looks like a giant bird. #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia
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@michaelmalice Trump will have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
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@Nero I thought you werenโ€™t gay anymore?
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Who do you think is really in charge #DarkJill
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@jordanbpeterson Itโ€™s a cult
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@RepMikeCollins I would be mad too
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@michaelmalice A vote for anyone is inherently wasted
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"It knicked me" - @Shanemgillis
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@AnthonyCumia This gave me cancer
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What's the difference between the two presidential candidates sons receiving a letter containing white powder in the mail? I can't find any pictures of Donald Trumps son's penis on the internet
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๐Ÿšจ #BREAKING : Hazmat teams are on the scene at the Florida home of Donald Trump Jr. after he opened a letter and white powder came out ๐Ÿ“Œ #Jupiter | #Florida Multiple fire trucks and personnel in hazmat suits have been spotted outside Donald Trump Jr.โ€™s home in Jupiter, Florida,
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JOHN CENA!!!
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What is a sex test and where can I take one?
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A sex test showed X/Y chromosomes showing they are a man
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@Cernovich I actually donโ€™t disagree with anything in this tweet
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@MattWalshBlog Canโ€™t wait to see it
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Thank you @GovRonDeSantis for signing HB 621. I've been dealing with these squatters in my condo for months now.
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God realizing He forgot to tell us that it's wrong to fornicate with conjoined twins.
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New York Post
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Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, of TLCโ€™s โ€˜Abby & Brittany,โ€™ is now married to an army veteran
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Thank you @MichelleObama and @SecretaryLevine for supporting @JoeBiden 's Transgender Day of Visibility #pride
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Donald Trump ignites Libertarians at their National Convention. He admits to supporting universal healthcare, but reminds them it will include free autism treatment.
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@angela4LNCChair Donald Trump ignites Libertarians at their National Convention. He admits to supporting universal healthcare, but reminds them it will include free autism treatment.
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Leaked images of the NYC woman puncher @chrisbrown
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@RandPaul Holy cow does DC move slow
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@MarioNawfal When she tells you sheโ€™s pregnant
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@WarClandestine Donald Trump ignites Libertarians at their National Convention. He admits to supporting universal healthcare, but reminds them it will include free autism treatment.
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@GadSaad You should have charged him instead of giving the sponsorship for free
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@cenkuygur How about my favorite big booty Latina AOC?
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@michaelmalice *eats poop* I sure donโ€™t
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@jordanbpeterson โ€ฆand cackling
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@DanNewsManBall @OANN WHEN WILL YOU GUYS MAKE APP FOR WINDOWS PHONE?
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@MarioNawfal Does he support reproductive rights though?
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Rumors are circulating that the decision to reclassify marijuana was made after Biden realized that the smell of weed reminds him of Ashley Biden's hair
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@harris_wins
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BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, President Biden is reclassifying marijuana from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug under federal law. This is a big deal. Retweet so all Americans hear this great news.
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@harris_wins You had me at anal
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@krassenstein I'm not sick, I'm retarded
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@ComicDaveSmith @LPNational Donald Trump ignites Libertarians at their National Convention. He admits to supporting universal healthcare, but reminds them it will include free autism treatment.
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@ElijahSchaffer I am Dylan Danger. My pronouns are he/him and I do NOT have poop in my mouth
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@JoeBiden
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I'm sick
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@lilshandiin @usappa00 @krassenstein Stop spreading fake news from Trump!!!
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Some more #FakeNews about me eating #POOP from @realDonaldTrump
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@krassenstein Well I shit my pants constantly, but I donโ€™t want my president to. And if he does, Iโ€™m gonna laugh and make memes about it
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@KamalaHQ @Alyssafarah Sheโ€™s been planning this for months
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Africa is finally starting to feel the effects of multiculturalism
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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A bus has crashed in South Africa, killing 45 of the 46 people on board, including the driver. Only one person, an eight-year-old child, survived the accident and is being treated in hospital. Sky's Africa correspondent @YousraElbagir reports. Latest:
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