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โ›ด famed adventurer ๐Ÿฅฃ breakfast connoisseur ๐Ÿ—ฃ witty since 1963 ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆณ rated best eyebrows on the milky seas ๐Ÿฅ„eat the crunch #BeTheCapn

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Joined February 2011
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
6 months
No pants is better than see-through pants ๐Ÿ˜†
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
[TWEET 1/2] ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸšจChristmas sweater ALERT!!๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿšจ There's nothing ugly about these sweaters. Enter for a chance to win a Capโ€™n Crunch sweater and 1 box of Christmas Crunch, just drop a comment below and use both hashtags #CapnCrunchChristmasSweater + #Sweepstakes .
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
1 year
The Cap'n Crunch fanny packs you didn't know you wanted!
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Cap'n Crunch
13 days
This may just be the most epic cereal bowl Iโ€™ve ever seen used for some Crunch
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13 days
The cereal of choice for @FlaPanthers Sam Bennett and his dad, Dave, in the Stanley Cup? Captain Crunch. Now if Sam ever becomes a captain, this is the perfect nickname (Etobicoke, ON) @NHL @HockeyHallFame #StanleyCup
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
[TWEET 1/2] ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจOnly real Capโ€™nโ€™s dress up for Halloween๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ. To enter for a chance to win a Capโ€™n Crunch costume and 1 box of Halloween Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtags #CapnCrunchHALLOWEENCOSTUME #Sweepstakes . Good luck Mateys!๐Ÿฅฃ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป
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@RealCapnCrunch
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3 years
๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸšจChristmas sweater ALERT!!๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿšจ There's nothing ugly about these sweaters, so enter to get yours. Enter for a chance to win a Capโ€™n Crunch sweater and 1 box of Christmas Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtags #CapnCrunchChristmas #Sweepstakes
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
5 months
Repostingย hereย asย anย excuseย toย showย offย myย Crunchย Berryย socksย againย ๐Ÿ˜†ย Yโ€™allย wantย aย chance to win a pair? Toย enterย forย aย chanceย toย winย aย pairย ofย Capโ€™nย Crunchโ€™sย Crunchย Berryย socks,ย youย mustย includeย  #CapnCrunchSweepstakes ย inย theย comment/replyย toย theย post.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 months
โ„๏ธ 'Tis the season for a โœจNEWโœจ holiday sweater, Crunchmates! โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽ„โ€‹ โ€‹ To enter for a chance to win a Capโ€™n Crunch Christmas sweater and a box of Christmas Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtag #ChristmasCrunchSweepstakes
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
[TWEET 1/2] Canโ€™t make it to my NYC Capโ€™nโ€™s Commute 8/9-8/11 but still want cool prizes?! Well, fear not! Enter for a chance to win custom @chadcantcolor sneakers, custom t-shirt, bucket hat, and bandana by commentingย  #CapnsCommuteSweepstakes below.ย ย ๐Ÿ›ณโš“๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
3 months
Red, white, and blue. Bucket hat for you. ๐Ÿ˜Ž To enter for a chance to win a Capโ€™n Crunch Bucket hat and a box of Red, White, and Blue Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtag #RWBlueCrunchSweepstakes .
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
11 months
๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿšจ GIVEAWAY ALERT ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽƒ Still in need of a Halloween costume, Crunchmates? Weโ€™ve got you!
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
Who are you celebrating #NationalCerealDay with, Crunchmates? Tag them below for a chance to win and use the hashtags #NationalCerealDay and #Sweepstakes . SEE RULES HERE:
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
8 years
Iโ€™ve teamed up with @KithSet to create something awesome. Check it out tomorrow on @ 11AM ET
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
I donโ€™t care about your zodiac signโ€ฆ whatโ€™s your favorite Capโ€™n Crunch flavor?
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
The comment section is about to be ๐Ÿ”ฅ!! Let's hear it. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฃ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
4 years
Drop a reply with what you love most about Capโ€™n Crunch along with the hashtags #CapnCrunchSweater #Sweepstakes & you could win a holiday sweater. No Purch. Nec. Profile must be public. Ends 12/7/20. Rules:
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Cap'n Crunch
9 years
It turns your milk green. Do I need to say anything else #HalloweenCrunch #SellsItself
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
3 years
๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจHey Crunchmates! You can enter for the chance to win this Cap'n Crunch costume & a box of Halloween Crunch๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ! All you have to do is comment below and use the hashtags #CapnCrunchHalloween #Sweepstakes to be entered. Good luck Mateys! Official Rules:
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
To enter, you must include the hashtags #CapnCrunchREDWHITEANDBLUE #Sweepstakes in the comment/reply to the post. You must be following us on the respective platform you're commenting on. See official rules in bio for details.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
. @NHLBlackhawks Capโ€™ns respect Captains, so Iโ€™m sailing something his way. http://t.co/CE4vbi3Ifc
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
1 year
The tides are turningโ€ฆ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
60 years never looked so good!! ๐Ÿฅฃ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
Ready to trade in this heat for some of that delicious Halloween Crunch! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฅฃ
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Cap'n Crunch
9 years
@tacobell Great, now how am I supposed to fit my ship through the drive-thru? #CapnCrunchDelights
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Cap'n Crunch
11 months
To enter for a chance to win a Capโ€™n Crunch costume and a box of Halloween Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtags #HalloweenCapnCrunch and #Sweepstakes . You must be following us on the respective platform youโ€™re commenting on.
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
The only NFT I know of.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
Battled a squall and a 4-ship pile-up but Iโ€™m here. Hey @TacoBell , you ready to take the Capโ€™nโ€™s order? http://t.co/TVieclXboK
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
Which box do you remember from your childhood?
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
That booty tho ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฅฃ
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Cap'n Crunch
10 months
Who else is ready for Christmas Crunch? ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿฅฃ๐ŸŽ„
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
[TWEET 2/2] Good luck Mateys!๐Ÿฅฃ๐ŸŽ„ NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 12/18/22. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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@FalloutCarl ๐Ÿซข
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
Itโ€™s happening! 7.20.2023๐Ÿซก
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
my back hurts... from carrying the best holiday cereal
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
8 months
Cap'n might have a new flavor on his hands... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
1 year
The internet has spoken, and we listened. Introducing: my new look and my 4th stripe era! ๐Ÿซก
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
Thanks @ChesterCheetah I knew you wouldnโ€™t cheat-a on me. #CheetahPuns
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
Peanut Butter Crunch vs. Crunch Berries... GO! ๐Ÿ‘‡
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
8 months
The wait is over. Itโ€™s time to get your hands on a box of our new flavor, Cinnamon Crunch! โœจ โœจ โœจ
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Cap'n Crunch
10 years
@TheDylanHolland Looks like my job here is done. #alldayeveryday
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
1 year
The only thing I love more than cereal is my mom. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’› #happymothersday
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
Carvโ€™n Crunch. #CulinaryCapn #Thanksgiving
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Cap'n Crunch
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@YankeeWRLD ๐Ÿซก
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Cap'n Crunch
3 years
if you were looking for a sign to pour a bowl of Capโ€™n Crunch, this is it.
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Cap'n Crunch
6 months
Which flavor are you celebrating #NationalCerealDay with?
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
12 years
Dear @dogboner , I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy. Stereoโ€™s busted, ate a fanโ€™s tape up, grisly. #hisnamewas #itwasyou ! #damn
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
I dare you to ratio this tweet.
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
The luck of the Cap'n! โ˜˜๏ธ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
This day just got even sweeter for my Crunchmates! ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฅฃ
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
Asked AI to generate the best cereal and this is what I gotโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
10 years
I did it for the Benjamins, baby. (Schwartz and Novak to be exact.) @rejectedjokes @bjnovak
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
By age 30, you should have found a group of friends you call your Crunchcrew.
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
The people have spoken
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Cap'n Crunch
11 months
โš ๏ธ Capโ€™n Alert โš ๏ธ THIS IS A TEST to see if you've eaten Cap'n Crunch recently. The purpose of this test is to ensure that our crunchmates are fed, rested, and satisfied. No action is required by the public, but we encourage you to go get some Cap'n.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 months
Felt cute, might delete later idk. ๐Ÿ˜‰ #NatlSelfieDay
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
My love language is a bowl of Capโ€™n Crunch Berries.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
3 years
Drop your howdy down below before you scroll on by.
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Cap'n Crunch
10 months
Which are you? ๐Ÿ‘€
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 months
COMING (berry) SOON
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
10 months
Had to hop on the trend before the ship sailed โ›ต๏ธ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
8 months
From my Crunch Crew to yours, Happy Holidays!
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
Woke up and chose to create chaos in the comment section today: Milk goes into the bowl ______ [BEFORE OR AFTER] cereal. Muhahahaha.
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Cap'n Crunch
11 years
Regarding today's rumors... of course I'm a Cap'n! It's the Crunch - not the clothes - that make a man. #PaidMyDues
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
u can do anything. u once ate soggy cereal
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
Sailing ๐Ÿ›ณ into the new year--bon voyage!
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
3 years
Should you pour a bowl of Crunch Berries? Yes Yes Yes ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ‘‡
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
When I text โ€œ๐Ÿ‘€โ€‹๐Ÿšขโ€ that means โ€œaye aye Capโ€™n!โ€
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
3 years
Wave your hand if Capโ€™n Crunch is your fave cereal ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฅฃ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
[TWEET 2/2] NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 10/5/22. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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Cap'n Crunch
9 years
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
7 months
Today's bowl ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
3 years
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 12/5/21. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
10 years
You havenโ€™t seen anything until youโ€™ve seen @chrissyteigen on the Capโ€™n Crunch Show. Lucky for you, I can fix that.
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Cap'n Crunch
8 months
Spicing things up with our newest flavorโ€ฆ โœจโœจโœจ
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Cap'n Crunch
9 years
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
1 year
We outchea!!! ๐Ÿซก
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
1 year
An army of Capโ€™n Crunches marches by in the street at #SDCC2023
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
College football starts this week. Make sure your galleys are a go for game-time. http://t.co/Tk7c6OyK9l
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
12 years
Heard about "fan fiction." Searched my own name. Learned there are some active imaginations out there. #ohmy
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
1 year
Crunchโ€ฆdelicious crunch.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
4 years
Top three. Choose wisely, Crunchmates.
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Cap'n Crunch
2 years
[TWEET 2/2] NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 8/11/22. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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Cap'n Crunch
5 months
Which flavor is topping your Crunch Madness bracket? ๐Ÿค”
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
8 years
@StephenAtHome I think I could take her! #FridayNightFights
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Cap'n Crunch
4 years
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
#HalloweenCrunch 3 out of 4 monsters agree, itโ€™s tasty. #GetLostBones
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
new look who dis
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Cap'n Crunch
1 year
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@joelvmoran
Joel Moran
1 year
Capโ€™n Crunch is the best cereal
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
4 months
Sorry not sorry ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
A sprinkled donut in your pocket. Dry-cleaner. NEW Capโ€™n Crunchโ€™s Sprinkled Donut Crunch in your pocket. Delicious. http://t.co/oV1c6ZEprW
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
5 months
Sweet AND salty? Yes please ๐Ÿ˜‰
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
I donโ€™t normally go as a land animal for Halloween, but @ChesterCheetah has the second best facial hair in the biz.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
โ€œthere are crunchy cereals, and then thereโ€™s โœจCapโ€™n Crunch โœจโ€
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
Considering new deck-wear for my crew. Which do you like? RT for left, Fave for right. http://t.co/eVJPmvNrp7
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
9 years
Now this is true friendship, minus the pirates of course. #WhoLovesPirates ? #Misguided
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
4 years
Not ๐Ÿ‘all ๐Ÿ‘cereals ๐Ÿ‘get๐Ÿ‘ soggy
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
The glow up is real.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
4 years
When you think about the crunch.
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
3 months
Just a man and his dog ๐Ÿฅฐ #NationalBestFriendsDay
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
2 years
How many of you Crunchmatesย do the same? ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฃ
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@RealCapnCrunch
Cap'n Crunch
1 year
And it's always looking crunchy and delicious!
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