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Pussy Smoocher

@RanneyChrist

5 years

Oh no, I’ve done it again. I’ve gotten my foot stuck DEEP up the ass of my son, Eric Foreman

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5 years

@Seider95_ @BarstoolHubbs That’s weird, dude

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9 months

I don’t care for how comfortable the Charmin bears are with discussing wiping their asses as a family. It’s all they talk about

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2 years

@inallcreashun @new_toler He has a lot of diarrhea

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7 months

@kpvwxyz A good deck of cards is nice to have

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6 years

@marcorubio @ValeroEnergy @Chevron Damn dude supposed to hide that part

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4 years

@DeadKennedys @mathewolson @SenatorRomney @EvanMcMullin How would that make it easier to correct your bio?

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2 years

Being in a relationship is very easy, actually

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2 years

@new_toler This is dangerous my brother says if you hold in diarrhea too long it gets absorbed into your blood stream

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4 years

@CathyJoeGPT @Alyssa_Milano Yeah Alyssa stare into the fucking sun

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2 years

@666pilled @MadddieMax @PSilvaWorld @MToph91 @cleoofffilm @Srirachachau Yes they were. No it isn’t

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5 years

@JSTOR You have Aaron Swartz’s blood on your hands

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5 years

@GrrrGraphics @AOC Stuggle

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5 years

@MuellerDad69 Dude she was only 47

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1 year

@_ChasinChecks @ItsDrDreidel @afantilli19 @Lukastepback3 @BleacherReport @957thegame Yeah you did. You got offended and you cried

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1 year

@RayOfPitchBlack @therealcoleh_ @PDakkadakka Don’t act like anything is obvious to you, you braindead loser

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8 months

@ggooooddddoogg If Shell raised their bannermen would you answer the call?

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6 years

@TromaBen @harikondabolu Right, they’ll go on being unfunny for another ten seasons at least.

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1 year

@nypost He thought there was someone’s dog in there :(

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6 years

@LordScoreboard @chancetherapper Shut the fuck up, dude

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1 year

@doulbedoink He’s got too much shit on him. He can’t breathe.

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4 years

@SayyyGoDJ @Frediculous This is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen

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2 years

@limitlessjest Yeah, but only because it’s incredibly famous and instantly recognizable

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4 years

@EdinaHotdish @igorvolsky That’s what we’re advocating, though

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5 months

@DiabolicalSpuds Also toothpaste . That’s tooth soap

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5 years

@marksalvatore__ @theliftrs This is a strawman

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4 years

@generalslug Fucking Hahahahahaha! He’s trying to get away!!!

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10 months

@KabbVillage @oyeraat @ME_1948_Updates Lol, “uhh, I don’t remember. It was someone really smart.”

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1 year

@boygrrI Awww my parents cat sits pretty too

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5 years

@realdaveimboden Horny Wario

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4 years

@twofers @MFAnerd @muenzenberg_w You get made fun of a bunch online?

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5 years

@DavidWesleyBD @ggooooddddoogg @Millys4Warren @BernieSanders @briebriejoy @davidsirota No it isn’t

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6 years

@MRbellemare @Alice_Moran Good

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4 years

@lobstadelic @lunch_enjoyer That’s what I say when my nephew draws a picture that looks like fucking dogshit

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3 years

I would like to buy some MDMA in the city if Madison, WI

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3 years

@wyatt_privilege Hahaha you can see when he switches his focus over to the guys pecker

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4 years

@BovineSaintly @kelsey_caine Oh no.. you’re... you’re going to want to know the context before agreeing on this one

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3 years

@pugmane Her keyboard has dandruff

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4 years

@RCamizzi @Kmorse777 @MattWalshBlog Damn god fucked up by wiring us for defiance, huh? That’s on him honestly

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11 months

@chrisschmitz @plovejet Hope he doesn’t!

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8 years

@Karl_McDonnell @luckynycdp @yashar Oh, she said, "So why bother commenting at all?"

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10 months

guy who took his first flying lesson on 9/10/01: Yeah see, they probably weren’t checking their airspeed. You gotta check your airspeed a lot.

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5 years

@scrowder Damn that’s one edgy youth pastor

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6 years

@jackallisonLOL Please laugh

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1 year

@EfendiMichelle @LiveBoston617 Only cops should be allowed to use it

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4 years

@Artlovesoul @TheSunUS @StevenEdginton @jordanbpeterson This nerd said twitterati

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2 years

@poisonjr Ohhhhh, now it’s weird yeah

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5 years

@clownstench I hope I can earnestly use the phrase “oh shit, was it the orgy?” someday. I’m just not there yet

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5 years

@DavidWesleyBD @ggooooddddoogg @Millys4Warren @BernieSanders @briebriejoy @davidsirota To the person responding about the pic... Agree to disagree there is no need to yell Have a wonderful new year

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4 years

@animaldrumss @derek8185338005 Imagine how dumb you’d have to be to get out-aged by a baby

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1 year

@Oreo @BudrykZack Shut the fuck up

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2 years

@hodlberry You sound like a little bitch

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@RanneyChrist

3 years

All of my grandparents live in a big bed in my living room and I’m going to do all four covid tests in front of them

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5 years

@WISN12News Good

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@RanneyChrist

8 months

You can’t be talking like that Christian baby

𝓡𝓱𝓮𝓪 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓮

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8 months

From a sincere Christian.

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@RanneyChrist

5 years

@DxGGEAUX @Seider95_ @BarstoolHubbs Yeah man, if you tweet hard enough you can undo all of this

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1 year

Thank you your honor I rest my case I am free to go

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2 years

@hockeyleef @thatpetewoods @TommyP_C @asswarfare It doesn’t automatically explode if that’s what you’re thinking. Puncturing a battery is far more dangerous than a tank of gas

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6 years

@matbreen @MTVNews You could have just not fired your writers to begin with.

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11 months

@jurassicsausage @TheWeztWind @Farid_0v Probably because they live there, you fucking moron

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3 years

Give me a handful of your clumsiest oafs wielding spears and I’ll make this castle impregnable

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6 years

@dovisterr @KrangTNelson Lol this tweet will show him

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@RanneyChrist

10 months

Honestly fuck the kid and the dog and both people involved I’m a fuckin hater. Suck my dick

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10 months

Small child runs up to Zoë. I body block and say, “Maybe we don’t run up to dogs we don’t know.” The parent: She’s three Me: If she isn’t on voice recall, maybe she should be leashed?

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2 years

@ABC7 Yeah, no shit

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5 years

@EtheriumApex @KayFellowz That would be easy because it is

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5 years

@ggooooddddoogg If he didn’t crank it like a kaleidoscope I’d get a second opinion

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6 years

@agent9752 @Freeyourmindkid Caila wants to be a vet, how fun!

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1 year

@tommybayertime Someone’s overdressed for this train

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2 years

@GloriousRegen23 @gimmeachanc3 @Millar_Colin @matthewlesh @RMTunion You read it, bitch

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2 years

@AndrewLeinung Shut the fuck up andrew

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6 years

@creativholistic @lazdoh @spookperson “We researched google”

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2 years

Oh yeah that’s too much cum for sure

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2 years

@y2_kazoo My favorite food fuck up

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2 years

Gomez Addams lavishing affection on Morticia: I was on the Epstein flight logs

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4 years

@tacticaldipshit That’ll tell em real fuckin fast

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11 months

IDF soldiers in Gaza

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3 years

She ponders the orb

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5 years

@NYPDChiefofDept @NYPDInMemoriam @NYPDChiefPatrol @NYPDShea @NYPDDetectives @NYPDSpecialops @NYPDCommAffairs @NYPDTransit @NYPDHousing @NYPDCT @REspositoNYC RIP he’s up there evicting angels now :(

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4 years

@Matte_Kent @GothamGirlBlue The sexual misconduct is bad, who gives a fuck about time theft ?

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9 months

@nudeobama This is Ethiopian food

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@RanneyChrist

3 years

There are two trolls on a bridge. Their names are Fucko and Sucko. they fuck each other in the mouth and suck each other’s assholes and they don’t give a shit if you cross the bridge or not

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@RanneyChrist

3 years

Throat goat < Glug slug

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@RanneyChrist

4 years

“This is your captain speaking. The copilot really fucked this one up. I did nothing wrong please brace for impact.”

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@RanneyChrist

4 years

I could see this fucking moron the whole time

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@RanneyChrist

3 years

What can I say? You caught me with my pants down. I got egg on my face and I’m eating crow. I’m taking a shit with my dick in my mouth. I’m fucking busted and busting cum on my face and nose and im shitting my pants and bleeding to death. I screwed the fuck out of the pooch. I f

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@RanneyChrist

7 years

@tariqnasheed My phone’s sound is off and I can still hear her

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