Keri Russell never getting an Emmy for The Americans is like when Elizabeth had to keep killing people while Philip went line dancing and fucking up at the travel agency
Swiftie who started following the NFL ten weeks ago: Mahomes needs a true
#1
WR, these struggles will continue otherwise.
Dumper Dave, co-host of Dumper and Drillbit on AM 760, the Sports Eagle: The tight end’s girlfriend is a distraction. And she’s woke.
I'm a fearless, independent thinker. My pronouns are Second/Amendment. I'll never bend to the woke mob. Also, I live in mortal terror of vaccines and Minneapolis.
I got in touch with 10 school districts around Minnesota. All 10 said their schools do not provide tampons in boys' bathrooms, because the law signed by Gov. Tim Walz does not actually require schools to provide tampons in boys' bathrooms:
TOM COTTON: The military should not be paying for abortion tourism
SHANNON BREAM: So what should women who are in uniform in a place where they cannot access an abortion because they are there on orders, what should they do?
COTTON: They have 30 days of annual leave
I know doctors, scientists, and epidemiologists are urging us to wear masks, but the guy from my hometown who drank 19 Busch Lights at the after prom shared a Facebook meme that raises some valid points
Authorities are investigating a fire that broke out at a summer camp started by the late actor Paul Newman for seriously ill children and their families
The left, including Joe Biden in Tuesday’s debate, overstates the problem of pre-existing conditions to justify political control of health care. via
@WSJ
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves All-Star Karl-Anthony Towns has been diagnosed with a torn meniscus in his left knee and is out indefinitely, sources tell
@TheAthletic
@Stadium
.
Tech elites are attending so-called songversations, gatherings that combine philosophical rap sessions with improvised music, run by a ukulele-strumming songstress who describes herself as a “heartist”
A guy no one has ever heard of before this week has his own Supreme Court justice and a room full of Rommel's dentures and you want me to be mad about drag queens
The Minnesota State Patrol has shut down a busy stretch of I-694 at I-35E after a semi rolled, releasing pigs to wander the roadway. Avoid this area as delays should be significant while the animals are rounded up.
Person whose favorite song of 2023 was something like “Keep Your Pronouns Outta My Small Town” by Cody Hitlerson:
I’m tired of musicians getting political.
The President, seen here introducing the finalists for America's Next Gym Teacher Who Resigns and Moves to Another State Under a Cloud of Suspicion, had no comment on the Mueller investigation.
I know we're all celebrating today, but I'd like to hold some space for my friend Harry Ellis, who we lost 35 years ago today during the events at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. He really loved cocaine.
He is legitimately unliked in the parts of Minnesota where they play The Fall of Minneapolis on the side of the abandoned Red Owl. But the only democrat those people will vote for is George Wallace and he’s real dead, so whatever
Live coverage of women's gymnastics final at Paris Olympics on Tuesday afternoon (12:15-2:30pm ET) averaged 12.7 million viewers on NBC/Peacock
Beats out:
🔲 Every game of the 2024 NBA Finals
🔲 First round of the 2024 NFL Draft