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@RadekCdydd
Radek
5 months
"Poor Lula: when it's not that Eastern Europe beggar pestering him to Venmo some cash, it is the ass-kissers of the United Devastates busting his balls."
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jeremoca
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@eixopolitico coitado do lula quando não é o mendigo givaldo do leste europeu pedindo pix é os capachos dos estragos unidos enchendo o saco
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@RadekCdydd
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This is my favourite thing ever
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@DannyBate4
Dr Danny Bate
1 year
"'Ha ha' and 'he he' signify laughter in Latin and in English, because they are cried out when laughing." Wonderful evidence here in Ælfric's Grammar that 'ha ha' has been the sound and spelling of laughter in English since at least the 11th century and the Old English period.
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@RadekCdydd
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4 months
@PanderShirts lol why would someone wear this
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@RadekCdydd
Radek
4 months
@deathbybadger there are so many beautiful men of different sizes I really don't understand this obsession with height. yeah a tall man is hot but but there are other things that are hot too
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Radek
5 months
to all those oomfies saying an AI would never translate it well, I thank you for your kindness unfortunately it appears that we, the quick, in our mortal, flawed joy, cannot but instruct the robots it's so over @dia666na
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5 months
lembrando que quase matei minha prof de tradução de rir quando tínhamos que traduzir a descrição de um óculos de natação com borrachinha de "cushion sealing type". brainstorm de várias traduções/sinônimos pra "type" "cushion" etc até que sugeri "almofada em formato de foca".
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@meeelzinho gente nao consigo parar de rir. que coisa aleatória. fala "goto de bincá de casinha" depois vem um monte de subjuntivo perfeito. mas adorei o nome "coisa".
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@Noah_Halpin @jamesdgreig This is a great story but the word "unused" now gave me the mental image of someone trying to donate used make-up, like rubbing their lipstick onto a napkin and giving it to someone
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@DionicioRT @OffbeatLook @TaylorLorenz Did he really bump into a man carrying a giant pizza?
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@escapefrommelos @MatthewRideout But when you say "imagine" it sounds like something very farfetched and counterfactual when Dutch colonialism was a thing so we don't need to imagine much
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@acidicjews @yezvarn_qvilaxl Neau. Aille aime, eugh, sèllefiche
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@hope4tecna @wifekisser303 that's why it says "fruity" and not "gay"
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2 years
@KatyMontgomerie @meganniathomas When are they going to set an upper limit of hormones dor cis men? When is a men so different from other men that he's too powerful to compete fairly? I's almost like these people think being female is some sort of disability and maleness is just unlimited power...
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@RadekCdydd
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3 years
@geoffwilton2 @PaulBrandITV If the next development is that there was a real police officer that came out of a giant cake I wouldn't be surprised
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@MichaelPDeacon @MaraWilson She's cute but her husband is handsome and actually looks better than the old picture so an all around mystery to me
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@deborahjanekerr Me feeling accomplished after I send 1 (one) e-mail
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@KeljarMoatis @TheWapplehouse A miminal understanding of reality or a blue check: which one do you choose? You can't have both.
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@RadekCdydd
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3 years
@zuza_real But Wikipedia articles about simple objects can be fascinating, especially if it includes a history section etc
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@HollywoodHandle Wait what happened between these? And the way this is shot, with her on the left of the frame looking right and then we see her on the right of the frame, looks like she got into the car to find herself!
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@RadekCdydd
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3 years
@littlejoia @pradocrl Cursei Cursos na NYU
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@Sorrelish @ClwydEnComu other great comment: "amazing what touching grass can do for you!"
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3 months
@capital_punx @JoshuaPHilll Oxford University is not like McDonald's. Hope that helps.
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2 years
@KatyMontgomerie @meganniathomas This framing clearly reveals that these people think of female and male as beings on a scale of power/testosterone, where male begins at a certain point at the scale but never ends, but female is defined as lower than X.
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@RadekCdydd
Radek
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English speakers be pronouncing knife as naif and want to say shit like this
@Rollinintheseat
Lindsay
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Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?
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@GeauxGabrielle @gobackto505 last one didn't like to be lumped
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@CreekHellfire @H1TWOM4N Thats sweet actually. Can't they do that to me too?
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2 years
@BillStewart415 @llmunro Either that or write clear headings and have the point of each paragraph in the topic sentence, as we teach students to read abstract + headings + conclusion + topic sentences first.
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@TabitaSurge I'm just wondering how our genes express the concept of "car"
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Radek
2 years
You know what I hope an independent Wales will have? Trains.
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@RadekCdydd
Radek
6 months
Yes, there is an account who starts a new thread every year summarising each day's main discourse on Brazilian twitter, written in weird headlinese and treacherously oblique references, so of course I take up the challenge to translate those into something approaching coherence
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@voteforhani I have literally never seen a cleaner house in my entire life.
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2 years
@SaeedDiCaprio @ClwydEnComu Wait, the D-Day landing was adventurous and exciting? Is that why they did it? I don't know, I don't wear dresses, but I'd imagine it's more exciting than being shot in the head on a beach.
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2 years
@bklynb4by Imagine how many times he danced in his room imagining he was on stage with Gaga?
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Radek
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In Britain teeth are an optional luxury and if you couldn't afford to keep them from falling out you had to queue for hours in the teeth queue
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@EsheruKwaku
Esheru
6 months
What we are witnessing today is a result of a period of 40 years of managed decline. Deteriorating social conditions, public services, no affordable homes being built, crime rates going through the roof, justice system overwhelmed, prisons overcrowded, effluent being pumped 1/5
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@MarchingOrders2 @Roishin_Rose The Soviet Union doesn't exist so it would be hard. But Brazil, technically a third world country, and part of the BRICS with Russia and China, ranks as one of the highest countries in the world in LGBT rights, especially trans rights.
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Radek
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serving cunt white also serving geopolitical awareness realness
@corinne_perkins
corinne_perkins
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Law enforcement carry a pro-Palestinian protester at the University of Texas in Austin, Texas. Photo by Nuri Vallbona
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@DividedIntoOne @poisonjr I still get that response online from Americans very often
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@ErikakHilton conhecido por fazer gestos supremacistas e ser de Sorocaba
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1 year
@chaiconsumer @broderick These porn scenarios are becoming too convoluted
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2 years
@PaulEmbery So if a 12-year-old boy told you they had a crush on a girl you would think it's weird? Premature? Over-sexualised?
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@KeljarMoatis @TheWapplehouse No, it's one or the other.
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Radek
1 year
@DefraGovUK Can we get a pronunciation guide for this new name? If you're going to do these woke politically motivated changes you can at least help people?! Is CHA pronounced TCHA as in CHANGE or as KA as in CHARACTER? What about stress? Is it CHAR-les or char-LES? Is III "eye eye eye"?
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@PoliticsMoments @SomaticCucumber When people say Sunak is in the pockets of others I didn't know they meant that literally
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Radek
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thats why I don't feel sorry for this incel who nuts vegan cum. serves him well when he's bullied for being no better than watery spunk. his crumble testicles dont miss a chance to pile hate on others but always plays the victim hes the ultimate water supplement, pussy sanitizer
@jhonhaizer
jhon haizer
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por isso eu não tenho pena desse incel de porra vegana e acho mais que justo quando tocam na ferida dele pelo fato de ser um gala rala, esse testículo de paçoca não perde uma chance de atrair hate pros outros mas vive se vitimizando, eterno vitamina de água anti séptico de xota
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@SAMOYEDCORE I do think sex should have more gongs
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@ScarbieDoll853 @ItsnotBritneyB2 Redbeard was like "I'm definitely more handsome than the others, what's this girl playing at"
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@KeljarMoatis @TheWapplehouse The biggest competition to X revenue is therapy.
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@notgayneverwas @l0tswife this guy has such smiley eyes he can probably never convince anyone when he's sad
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Radek
5 months
thread com todas as minhas traduções da escriba do umbral @gobackto505 (algumas melhores que outras) thread with all my translations of tweets by the amanuensis of the shadow realm (aka twitter)
@RadekCdydd
Radek
8 months
woman snaps back by saying "gays think that a party that smells like sweaty buttholes and poppers can frighten a woman forged by violence from the first" and is asked if there are any brocialist dicks needing to be sucked, in another edition of Good Morning Misogyny
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@NathanJRobinson this is literally Serena Joy's plotline
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7 months
@A24 @IMAX It looks terrifying, like those Handmaid's Tale that always put me on edge. But Ron Swanson's voice saying "God Bless America" like he just got a huge breakfast meal is probably gonna give me some good laughs
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@blizzy_mcguire @RodsBorges Oh no who leaked the gay agenda
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@DannyBate4 Does that upside down L mean "and"?
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Radek
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Since having deemed this untranslatable, I have been translating it as "Psych Ward Ultras" (not punny, but it works), but it could always be something more obscure like "the Millwall Bush-wackos", "the Goners", or "Service Crewckos" or just "a Loonygan Firm"
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@gobackto505
escriba do umbral
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influencer recebe visita da gaviões da pinel
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@KeljarMoatis @TheWapplehouse men will literally buy a blue check to pretend they know what they're doing instead of going to therapy
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@patmorais @BrndnStrssng Did that green creature consent to being trapped as his avatar?
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@LewisCTech @orhunt If you care about the negative impacts on the ambiance, don't leave the house
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@ritadashash This is so stupid it, I love it
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@MarchingOrders2 @Roishin_Rose What NGOs, get a grip! Which countries are Leninist then?
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life somewhat wastes her gifts in those who cannot treasure them
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@sw_holocron No way you guys are not making this up
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@beanytuesday they learn a lot I'd say
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@WeirdMedieval @LiyemEanapay Maybe it's not an adjective 😉
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Radek
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@rhiannonlucyc There's no UK criminal law. There's English and Welsh criminal law, and Scottish criminal law.
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Radek
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"I want him to fuck me like I am a French trade union, he can take out on me all the anger collective bargaining has stirred in him. I look back and say "let's take another 10 hours off the workweek" and his thrusts get so hard they trigger the Paris earthquake alert."
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@caboquisse1
caboquisse
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Porra, já deram Cachaça de Jambu pro Macron. Vocês num querem prestar, égua!
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@naturallybronzd @guardian Even if a person was not born in the UK, why should British citizens have different rights and duties from each other?
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@Spatux @JohnRossFerrara Imagine pushing out that whole flower head piece
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@ashtonpittman I mean if I were her I'd also be worried about heart stoppers
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@littlejoia @pradocrl Sou formada em Holanda
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@joolsd I find it quintessentially 20th century. The sort of things existentialists dealt with but has gone out of fashion. Half of post-war art cinema is about this
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@jules_su they do say street cats are horrible for wildlife
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Radek
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@Daychella99 @gobackto505 isso serve como um filtro pra achar vós desavisadas que provavelmente cairiam em golpe. assim que elas postam essas respostas fofas, vem trambiqueiro em cima.
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@LauraPowellEsq Here's your answer. Older bisexual people repressed the full range of their attraction, got married to the opposite sex, and are not comfortable identifying as bi for a myriad of personal reasons.
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Radek
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Macron's visit to Brazil is looking very weird. People are saying Lula got him drunk and Macron is about to give us French Guyana as a gift
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@torphor @gobackto505 [taking notes] "Mm-hm. And how much is the subscription the this *Sky* service?"
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@JimMFelton I'm worried that the risk to kids is low but not zero
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@Manhattva @NathanB60857242 A blue tick by definition has no idea what they're talking about
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Radek
1 year
Most of this thread is laughing at the fact that French titles add the word SEX almost every time. Brazil does that with LOVE. For ex, how would you know that THE HOLIDAY is a rom com just from that title? So: LOVE DOESN'T TAKE HOLIDAYS there's more 🧵
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@juanbuis
juan
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for some *ridiculous* reason the french love to translate movie titles from english to... english here's a thread with my all-time favorites, starting with "the hangover" ...i mean VERY BAD TRIP
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Radek
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Why is cohesion more important than justice and freedom here? Maybe we shouldn't care that heterosexuality and birth rates are doomed.
@jburnmurdoch
John Burn-Murdoch
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So perhaps the gap here will be closed by both sides meeting in the middle. That would be very good! Almost certainly better for solution cohesion than one side doing all the legwork. Time will tell.
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Omg someone knitted a dragon attacking a king on the the infamous coronation postbox! He's so cute!!! 😭
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@chairgirlhands @AsiaElects It's funny because I just checked Wikipedia and it says one of the criteria is "the influence of foreign powers on government". I wonder if it adds or subtracts points...
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@wesstreeting @OwenJones84 You wouldn't know good faith even if it came with a huge party donation
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@Rongwrong_ @side_shore @ProfDBernstein You just said you don't know anything about the Holocaust!!!
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@SlitSniffer @tropa_inacio Are you ever going to stop texting like a breeder and start using apostrophes?
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@jaehertargaryen @ariranhita Não é um detalhe. Essa é a principal realidade que os gringos não entendem. Provavelmente acham que nem existiam alemães antes da segunda guerra; que eles brotaram do chão em 39 junto com o nazismo.
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@hewantswealth 5 thousand fucking pounds? That's a mountain of money!
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@juradodemorte @gobackto505 deixa as mona pegar os twink pqp
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@minturnalexandr that sofa looks very uncomfortable
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@binchcity @_pem_pem The correct answer is vote for politicians that will pass regulations, but I don't know how that could work in a sham democracy
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It's the weirdest thing, but it totally reveals their misunderstanding of what "human rights" are. Homophobes are still human and have rights. The right not to be murdered, for example. Human rights have NO exceptions, that's why it's called that!
@JosephGlass
Joe Glass🏳️‍🌈
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Oddly enough, I don’t consider someone’s views on my sexuality as an acceptable excuse for genocide
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@_rubberbaron @GBNEWS trisha paytas's baby is due in may tho
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@JackieKangaroo
Jackie Marie 🏳️‍⚧️
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why would Mozart go to Mozart death house, is he stupid?
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lula's cock is no longer splayed on the table; he of course has already put it away, but the dent formed there by the heft of the massive phallic instrument flaunting such capacious corpora cavernosa still lingers and will echo on for ages.
@germanottinha_
taty
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a pomba de lula não esta mais sobre a mesa claro ele já guardou mas o amassado que ficou com o peso do instrumento fálico gigantesco de calibrosos corpos cavernosos quando caiu ainda está lá e reverberará por décadas
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@transromano @RodsBorges Oh mein goooo-oooot
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