Raccoon from Canada @RaccoonCanada Twitter profile

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Raccoon from Canada

3 months

My brown dad just told me there was somebody on WhatsApp named Mehta Ali bothering him on whatsapp. I went to check and it was this

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

I need to be 15 again. I know what to do this time

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

Anxiety is so weird man like go away nothing is happening

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

ok so I'm convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Subhanallah. Brother Bernard joined us for Friday prayers in the MSA multipurpose room today

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Systemic Racism Explained. Great video

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 months

Nobody is mad that it's a Jewish State. They're mad because to accomplish said state, Palestinians have been butchered, mutilated and bombed with chemical weapons for 75 years, you psychopath.

Jaimee Michell

@thegaywhostrayd

4 months

There are 49 Muslim majority countries in the world. There is a singular Jewish state that is the size of New Jersey. And people really hate that, don’t they.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

I understand why we hold celebs accountable but dj khaled is like... not that smart.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

I like how Trudeau comes on TV everyday at noon and throws money at us like some kinda federal sugar daddy.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

She has one job in life. And it's to look attractive. She has every single surgeon, fitness trainer, chef, dietitian and sytlist at her disposal. 75% of humans, teddy bears, and roller coasters could look "bad" if they had all that.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

1 year

Their friendship ended over a man from Brampton. Remember that next time you want to underestimate that town.

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods reunite four years after Tristan Thompson cheating scandal.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

So my cousin in Pakistan is in jail right now because he's Ahmadi. He didn't do anything. They can just do that over there. Might be the dumbest country in the world... or one of them. Let me repeat this: people go to jail in Pakistan for having different beliefs...

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

As a Pakistani boy, I saw my mother beaten and abused helplessly for doing the smallest things that upset a man, and then I listened to other Pakistani men just shrug it off over and over again. This culture is sick and fails to protect women over and over again.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 months

Eid Mubarak to all the brothers and sisters. Cats, I will be messaging you individually

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Choose ur fighter

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

Girl Muslim friends are just rental friends until they get married

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

My 15 year old cousin from Pakistan asked my mom for a ps4 and my mom is telling me to get it for him. Shit is like 400 plus shipping. These ppl think we're just growing money over here.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Idk how brown moms do it. Catering to men who are terrible husbands and devoting their lives to them. Like run woman, you only get one existence.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

My parents keep telling me my cousin in Pakistan is becoming a psychologist cause i have depression and anxiety. They think it'll make me wanna marry her and sponsor her to Canada

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Part 2

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

2 months

@SaeedDiCaprio They’ll get to gay

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

My Pakistani parents only spoke Punjabi to me when they were upset so I only understood anger in Punjabi. When I first heard a Punjabi love song my mind was blown

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

India and Pakistan are beefing over tomatoes. What's tamatar with our ppl

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

"Malala is making Pakistan look bad" Word? I thought you recreationally slaughtering minorities for sport was already getting the job done.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Pakistani and Indians fighting inside Pakistan and India right now vs Pakistani and Indians outside of Pakistan and India right now

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

2 years

Me leading janaza prayer when Spongebob dies

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

When I was in hs I was fairly religous and I liked writing Bismillah on my tests and then erasing it before handing it in. One day I forgot and my teacher asked me what it was. I said oh it's a prayer. He's like does it work? I'm like idk? Hes like well you failed the test. Lmao

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

2 years

How to stop marrying your cousins. A thread 🧵

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

I dont ever go i wonder what dj khaled thinks about this... cause the answer is nothing

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Saudi Arab keeps legalizing things I didn't know could be banned

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Brown girls get tinder for 2 days and then feel guilty for 10 months.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Being a hijabi must be so soul sucking at times. Everything you do gets scrutinized as if you're the official representative of Islam. People don't care what your personal opinions are... they just get mad at you for behaving in any manner that they consider less than perfect

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

My Uber driver said he was half Pakistani and half Dominican. I'm like nice, was your dad Dominican or your mom? He was like well long story but my grandfather lived in the Dominican Republic after the war. I was like oh cool man, this isn't how genetics works at all though.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

I keep checking the stories of my wh*te mutuals on ig to see if they posted anything about the middle east and it's always just a pic of their fucking salad

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

My dad angrily asked me why I was hanging out with a woman the other day. I was trying to think of an answer and before I could, my mom was like... he's 30 years old.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

He's really slow. I legit think hes sitting there thinking about a sentence

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

@ the Toronto protest

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

He once said he doesn't go down on women cause hes superior and people just forgave him cause he looks dumb

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

2 years

Every 0.7 seconds a lightskin Pakistani who is 100% Pakistani tells someone they're 1/4th Persian.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Yes. Now rejoice in the garden of pick me for eternity

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

So much time wasted

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

I dont know what u want me to do with this information

samosa mami🇮🇳

@thebrwngrldiary

5 years

@howcomeyousmell ok but i have naturally straight hair so where does that leave me (all i did was blow dry it)

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

This lecturer can fuck right off. She has no idea what other ppl are going through. Some profs need to not take themselves so seriously. Relax bro... you publish something 2 ppl a year read. Humble yourself

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

When my dad doesn't like something he tells us it's a sin or God doesnt like it. Like bro no it's not... I've read the rulebook ur just freestyling.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Me to my brown friends: criticizes Pakistan all day* Me when a non brown person makes a racist remark towards Pakistan:

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

I feel like she's always culturally appropriating herself somehow

PRIYANKA

@priyankachopra

4 years

It’s all about Namaste 🙏🏻 an old but new way to greet people in a time of change around the world. Please stay safe everyone!

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

My brain when someone's makeup is a few shades lighter than their neck

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

I think Uk Muslims have just invented Muslim erotica

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

2 years

Malala

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

2 years

Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski have broken up 💔 What celebrity do you see him with next?? 👀🤔

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Ever since I've converted to Biryani, my life has been so much more blessed 🙏🏼😇

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

feminist groups were like nah son we have better shit to do LOL this dude needs picture books

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

Girls love deactivating things. They think they're purifying themselves. This isnt Hajj ladies

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

I should point out that I have a few Arab dude friends and they def go down. I don't know how the customs are in other parts of the world. But my Arab friends in North America don't think like this. He's probably just a special case

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Ive never seen him this happy. This is terrible for my future playlist

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

My uber driver: coronavirus may be a conspiracy Me: why? Him: other viruses were worse. Makes you think. Me: makes you think what? Him: That it's a conspiracy Me: To do what? Him: Think about it

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Americans seem shocked that the rest of the world is celebrating. Let me explain: your white supremacist president was the most powerful man on earth and his racist rhetoric was spilling over to every country. We have MAGA people in Canada now cause of him. Damn right we're happy

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Attractive ppl just be saying shit. It don't even make sense

jonica

@jonicakeating

4 years

baby what’d you do to me

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

I get baby fever when i look at cats

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

It's hard to tell people to stop marrying their cousins without offending people who are currently married to their cousins

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

If only this guy knew how many gay people were in Pakistan. This isn't an east-west thing. The only difference is the gay people over there live in hiding so you people don't murder them.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Scarlett Johansson needs to play me at family gatherings so I don't have to show up

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

In fact, if someone changed their mind on the middle east because of what DJ Khaled said I'd be very concerned for that person lmaooo ok jk I shouldn't be mean.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

Every 6 seconds a light skin Pakistani girl somewhere tells someone she's half Arab or Persian. Don't become a victim

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Me when they finally let us go out on dates again

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

The LEAST we can do is acknowledge we have a problem. Just about everybody knows it. Fuck protecting to honour of the country. What about the honour and safety of the actual human beings?

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

what???

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

Some of us didnt go into med cause we didnt want to be robbed of our entire youthood Mahira

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Apparently my niece is obsessed with all things sanitation

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

I love my mom but she needs to stop sending me pics of my cousins. I've had enough. I asked her why today and she's like it's allowed in Islam. I'm like mother, I dont think you understand... incest is a non negotiable for me.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Sometimes I look at Pakistani twitter and they're arguing about stuff that was solved here in the 40s. The men are like still offended that women want rights.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

8 months

I need to marry a brown woman. I don’t wanna think about colonialism when we get into a fight

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

We know. They run shit here. This is nothing new

blogTO

@blogTO

5 years

Canada Geese are attacking people and cars in #Toronto

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas. Normalize lotas.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

So like.... wait.... lmao.... what's the message here?

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

I feel like she was genuinely concerned. Never spoken to this person before.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Religious organizations need to do a better job holding abusive men accountable. A lot of them focus so much energy on controlling women but very little is done to teach men how to not abuse their wives and children.

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

Don't you notice a huge difference between how men who come from segregated societies interact with women and how men from non-segregated societies interact with women? Men who didn't grow up around women treat them like some weird alien species and malfunction around them

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Let kids believe in santa. Yall still believe in trickle down economics

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

5 years

I'm angry and trying to cope not trying to turn you on

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

2 years

So they know to stay away from you

مُحِبّ الدين الحنبلي

@MuhibAldyn

2 years

Genuine question: Why would higher education be necessary for every (or even most) Muslim women?

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

Yo so many of us were raised by people who kept telling us darker ppl are unattractive. Like it's insane. That shit takes yearssss to unlearn. You may think you're not affected by it anymore but then you catch yourself making choices subconsciously and it's like wtf

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

Best believe u gon fail

sb

@suhighness

6 years

Why do professors close emails with "best" "Best" what?

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

4 years

May socialization brings June hospitalization

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

Is this how the rich sext? My brain isn't processing

E! News

@enews

6 years

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' alleged texts with Lauren Sanchez have surfaced following news of his divorce: "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon."

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

6 years

"how are you?" "good, you?" "good, yourself?" "not bad wbu"

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Raccoon from Canada

@RaccoonCanada

3 years

Me and who

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