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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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10 months

How do you say, "Fuck the dodgers!" in Japanese?

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7 months

This just in... Shohei Ohtani and Ippei Mizuhara have been spotted traveling south on the I- in a white Ford Bronco. More to come as the situation develops...

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@ChefGruel I am having "Beyond Broccoli" for dinner tonight. It looks and tastes like broccoli, but is made entirely from pork.

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3 years

@BombCandice @wearyhobo @solodeauxleaux "Moses?"

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1 year

@SD_Sports19 My Japaneve is rusty, but I think it says, "DFA Nola." i

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

Nabil Crismatt has pitched more than 70 innings for the 2021 Padres. He deserves a great deal of credit for his sub-3.00 ERA and for his remarkable ability to fill in in times of uncertainty, but this was not part of the plan.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

I started drinking at a VERY young age. I finally surrendered late last year, well into my 53rd year on this earth. Today I celebrate my first alcohol-free birthday in over four decades.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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6 months

And so the Legend of Jackson begins. That's exactly where Tony would have hit it.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@JenniferJoyOK They're not banned from reading anything. They just won't find it in the school library, which is also true of more than 99.99% of all novels ever written.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@LibertyLockPod Anyone who "confronts" me about my personal health decisions would be doing so at risk to their own health.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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10 months

It was the end of the world when the Padres borrowed $50m. But the dodgers just effectively borrowed $500m, to be paid back (with interest) in the years 2034-2043.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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4 years

Spotted in the Valhalla High School senior parking lot...

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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4 years

@BNightengale Important in that it's foolish. MLB requires photo ID to pick up tickets at will call, but does not think photo ID is necessary to vote? It seems that the legitimacy of our elections is not important to MLB shot callers.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@VoNnErZz_ @drdrew He most certainly is an MD. And unlike Anthony Fauscist, Drew Pinsky still practices medicine.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

Did Melvin have to get Hader's permission to go past five pitches?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

Jurickson Profar has no business in the majors any longer, but I have to admit that I'm happy he's back, even if it's just for a little while.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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11 months

The drop-off from Soto to a mortal leftfielder might be less than the gain from last year's catcher production to a full year of this guy.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

I think we may be watching the final days of Tim Hill's MLB career.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

Unlike Julio Urias's ex, Wil Myers hits back!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@KUSINews @sdschools She should resign her position immediately.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@BlueMamaPatriot @steve_vladeck Because of the multitude of lies she spouted.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

Excited to Tweet that I'll be throwing out the first pitch at Saturday night's Lake Elsinore Storm game!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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7 months

@NateSilver538 Isn't it a bad outcome if justices are making career decisions based on party politics?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@ChristinaPushaw @RubinReport @kciesemier "Predator."

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

Peter Seidler is the polar opposite of Dean Spanos. Peter is thin; Dean is fat. Peter is handsome; Dean is ugly. Peter is charming; Dean is obnoxious. Peter has huge 'nads; Dean has a microscopic weenie. Peter is a MAN; Dean is... not a man.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@BNightengale @TracyWaldren1

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

@KyleAGlaser I am certainly not advocating that they promote him to the big club and give him the lion's share of the catching duties, but he might be better than Nola, Sanchez, and Sullivan right now. And if he's not, it's probably close.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

@thatboyleoz @mike_petriello Soto has 47 more plate appearances than Drury and has STILL made fewer outs. He has also reached base 52 more times. If you think that's equal output, you must not know how to count.

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1 year

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@ScienceWDrDoug @RonPaulInstitut 18 months ago I told my friends "This is how it starts." They thought i was crazy. Fascism is a slippery slope.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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11 months

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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10 months

@FriarBoltSports Campbell is not a prospect. He's basically nothing. We traded a 29-yr-old reliever who can't throw strikes for $4m of salary relief.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

There's grumbling about Tatis all over Padre Twitter, but it's so vague I can't tell what the hell anyone is talking about. Can somebody fill me in?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 months

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2 years

@TalkingFriars The correct way for the 1B to make that play is from foul territory while flailing, eyes closed and head turned away, at the incoming throw.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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5 months

Padres win! Padres WIIIIIIN! FUCK THE dodgers!!!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

Josh Hader's ERA as a Padre is now 17.42.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

Pfizer and Moderna have sold over $110 billion dollars (last I checked- it's assuredly far more now) worth of their COVID vaccines, paid for mostly via a blank check from our federal government. We've got some officials with their hands in the cookie jar.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

1 year

@Barry_Twitzer @dashiell get over it. It's just a whiny song.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

5 months

Juan Soto is awesome. But he could never shove it up the dodgers' asses for seven innings like Michael king did tonight.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@SergioMQuintero @CalltoActivism I'm no Trump fan, but he's pretty far down on my list of public figures who belong in prison. He's an absolute choirboy compared to Gavin Newsom and Anthony Fauci.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

4 years

@DannyVietti Baez isn't even a poor man's Tatis. He's a homeless man's Tatis. And from here forward I'll ask that you refer to Tatis as The Baseball Jesus.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

2 years

The Chargers are really going to lose this game, aren't they?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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9 months

@EricCross04 This ain't a fantasy league. They're talking about actual baseball.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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6 months

And our Padres have defeated the los angeles sons-of-bitches to take the series!!!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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5 months

Michael Fucking King. That is all.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@KevinKileyCA Newsom is not only a fascist, he's also a science denier.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@PolyesterUnis @Padres I'm 53. 35-tear-old Sparky looked older than my 79-year-old dad.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 months

@NateSilver538 She's really good at imprisoning Blacks and Hispanics for non-violent crimes. Like, the best EVER.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

1 year

I'm probably not the only one here who immediately thought of the Cammy throw when Manny made that play tonight. So here it is... and it remains astonishing.

SD@FLA: Caminiti makes a strong throw to get the out

4/22/96: Ken Caminiti makes a great snag and a strong throw from the seat of his pants to get the out Check out http://MLB.com/video for more!About MLB.com: ...

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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5 months

I follow some supposed Padre fans who have five-, ten-, even fifteen-thousand followers. They don't follow me back, and I'm pretty sure I knew more about Padre baseball at five years old than they do now. Am I alone in this experience? Why am I doing this?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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5 months

@billjamesonline That is EXACTLY what has been happening with the online community of Padres fans for the last month. Win 2 of 3 against the dodgers and we're World Series-bound. Get swept by the Rockies and we're the worst team of all time.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

The Padres might have something in that Tatis kid.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

Hill shouldn't be in the rotation. We need to find another role for him... like broadcaster, maybe.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@GeoffyPJohnston @Len_DiJoseph @michaelmalice I thought the syringes were pro-fascist symbols. And I was right.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

Steel feeling last night's walk-off victory against the Los Angeles Booger-Eaters!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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6 months

@thehogwatch Do you have 500 followers to lose?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@TheFoodTruckCEO @ChefGruel @stoolpresidente Pepperoni should be under the cheese. This is a picture of an atrocity.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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7 months

TWO 17-year-olds have seen action for the Padres tonight. The future will be glorious if Preller doesn't fuck it up.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@BluntlyPadres @thestevenwoods Get used to seeing him in Coronado. I provided all of the steel for the house he is currently building there.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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5 months

It happened more quickly than I predicted, but I think Xander Bogaerts is no longer a viable major league regular.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

One of these lines is $28m Ha-Seong Kim. The other is $280m Xander Bogaerts.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 months

If any of Lesko, Bush, or Gonzalez pan out, Preller got fleeced. And if none of them pan out, Preller is a horseshit evaluator of amateur talent. It's one or the other.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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8 months

@KUSINews He didn't "erase" anything. He stole money from taxpayers and gave it to former students.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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4 years

@MythinformedMKE Our once great nation may never recover from the Biden-Harris administration.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

1 year

I can't believe Hader is up in the 'pen. If I'm Niebla I just tell Garcia, "Look. The game is yours. You still have a 6-run lead. But we're releasing you if we lose."

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

7 months

I just had the harrowing thought that I am as old as Machado and Tatis. Both of them, put together.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

The season is NEVER over until we're mathematically eliminated. But the season is as over as it gets without the math.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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4 years

@NicoleArbour You might be selling your body short... but the general point is understood.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@jordanbpeterson I don't think Joe Biden gives a shit about the Constitution. He may not have even heard of it.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@vosdscott @ChangeThePadres Masks are the new Hitler Youth uniform.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

2 years

I'm beginning to hate that Pete Davidson Taco bell commercial as much as I hate the four commercials that play between every damned inning of every damned Padre game on Bally's all season long.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

I love to see Carpenter come through, but I'm now worried they'll sign him to a ten year, $200m extension after the game.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

Jake Cronenworth! 100% ballplayer... 0% Bullshit!!!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

Manny Machado! Friar on fire!!!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

If baseball didn't exist, I think Tommy Pham would have been a serial killer.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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6 months

Jackson Merrill, Friar on fire!!!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

See how Wil got a mitt on that ball so that the runner didn't advance to second base??? That's what a major league first baseman does.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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10 months

Asked what attracted him to the dodgers, Yamamoto replied, "Their pitchers get to slap their wives around and have kinky violent sex with groupies. In Japan, such acts are forbidden."

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@timspivey @Elex_Michaelson @GavinNewsom @CAgovernor So he's using Californians' money to bribe said Californians to not remove him from office? Completely in character and unsurprising.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

2 years

Hosmer closing his eyes and flailing wildly at low throws is unwatchable.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

Soto does the worst thing possible, rolling over to the right side, and the Padres somehow get lucky. Again, the Padres got lucky. Has that happened this year?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@YKoooz Are your favorite world leaders Adolf Hitler, Joe Biden, and Mao Zedong???

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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3 years

@JeffereyJaxen Good luck, Seattle. You're gonna need it.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@NationPadres The Yankees also insist that the Earth is flat and that Elvis is still alive.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

@TOside19 Did you miss the news that we signed him to a 14-year extension last year?

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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7 months

Watching the Cards score a run against the dodgers on catcher's interference gives me great joy.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

2 years

@KuhnTristen @wrhiv_72 I'm a 53-year-old lifelong San Diegan and Padre-obsessed baseball junkie. He is The Baseball Jesus, and I've never seen anything like him. He's a bigger, stronger Eric Davis with a way better arm and the ability to play shortstop.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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4 years

@TracyWaldren1 @jim_desmond He's a sadistic fascist.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

Carpenter proved that striking out is just like riding a bicycle... you never forget how.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

I have followed this gawdamned team since 1974, when I was five years old. This may well be the most disheartening Padre game I can recall.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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9 months

@Bob_Wankel @the_crotty As a lifelong Charger fan I found the Lions' collapse to be uninspired. Pedestrian, even.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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2 years

My rudimentary economics education tells me that if a nation that is $32 trillion in debt can afford to send over $100 billion to Ukraine, the Padres can afford Manny Machado and Juan Soto.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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6 months

"It's a pretty relevant swing." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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4 years

@timspivey @GavinNewsom The light is the end of his time in office.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

3 years

A 12-2 Aztec season is closed out, and they move into their new stadium next fall. Perfect momentum for a program that I expect to be a national power going forward. Go Aztecs!!!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

2 years

@AJCassavell @DrotalkSD They're going to announce that there was a mix-up in the tests, and that it was Castillo's sample that tested positive, not Fernando's.

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

@RSI_Lance

3 years

@nytimes After only 14 months of political captivity. Let the lawsuits begin!!!!

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The Positive Padre (Lance Richardson)

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1 year

So we all know that if Eric Hosmer was at 1B, Manny's throw is in the dugout, right?

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