𝕏 this is my Mom. She would grab the invisible ohh shit handle that doesn’t exist in a Tesla every time my wife used V11. In fact, she would complain so much my wife wouldn’t use it with her in the car.
Below is a genuine reaction from our first ever RoboTaxi ride home from
I know you probably follow me for $TSLA and options stuff but I need to vent…the how much money I made post recently can follow if so desire.
I loved CA! I left my 4 businesses and my Parents behind when my Wife informed me this law was coming. My 11 and 6 year old boys are THE
@Jason
@GavinNewsom
A lot of families and companies will move out of California because of this law.
Who would want to risk the state taking away their kids?
This week felt like last stand for Elon haters. I remember him warning his investors that this was coming. He will not back down and there is an army, including his board, that will fight to the death for capitalism. The genuine Shareholders will unite and ratify his hard
I feel some $TSLA investors don’t fully understand the significance of Tesla's upcoming shareholder vote on reinstating Elon Musk's 2018 CEO compensation package. It’s a very important vote. This is a long post, but it needs to be.
First, some background:
Elon Musk's 2018
No human drivers were harmed in the making of this video!
The Tesla did the drive entirely by itself with 0 human input. No accelerator presses, no speed limit changes, nothing.
@elonmusk
$TSLA
@garyblack00
@stevenmarkryan
Gary, I have respect for you and really appreciate you showing us how wall street thinks, but this short term thinking shows us that you and wall street have no clue what you are looking at. This is what disruption looks like. You can kick & scream but most love how he acts.
Sometimes I just sit here and stare at this tweet and can't believe it will one day be mine. Also can't believe this tweet has 189,000 Impressions. Gimme gimme gimme.
Hot Tub thoughts as I adjust to my new life in Texas after 24 years in CA.
The weather is what keeps us, but if you eff up the state so badly that lawlessness and lazy people win then all the hard workers will say eff the weather. I own 4 Frozen Yogurt restaurants in CA after
@EmmetPeppers
Mom is rolling around in my wife’s old 2012 Subaru Outback but it’s getting old and up there in miles. Dad mentioned a 30k used Mazda!?!Sent this to him as soon as I read your tweet. Thanks for the reminder about the physics of accidents with an EV.
😲 Wells Fargo called to verify info within 5 minutes of me hitting submit in the app. Within 30 minutes of that, a conditional approval was issued with a request to upload a utility bill for address verification where vehicle will be kept. All from the comfort of my bed. $TSLA
@esherifftv
I prefer a woman that looks the same in the morning as she does at night. Accentuating natural beauty with a tiny bit of makeup when going out looks nice but all those poor women spending an hour just to leave the house is false advertising imho. It’s in the name, FAKE eyelashes.
Hey
#Tesla
, as an all in $TSLA stock holder, I think you are wasting a lot of toner! Let’s reverse those colors please. Every penny counts!!! Thanks for dropping off a flawless model Y performance yesterday 🥰
FSD Beta 12.3 First drive, Zero interventions.
Too busy with the move to drive more to determine if it’s a step-change but initial experience did make me say wow and that’s different!
Super smooth and most human-like to date.
Very cautious driving slower than the speed limit.
Tonight my wife said the craziest thing and I can’t stop thinking about what this means. She said “at this point, I prefer FSD to drive me around.” Say what?! She hated! v11 and Tesla Insurance as a result. V12 is a game changer on so many levels. Look at all those FSD miles.
What does it mean when you respond with facts and someone blocks you? No name calling just some friendly disagreement over a boy who is crying wolf. I did say he was TSLAq but that’s not so bad, is it?
FSD and Optimus will change how humans spend their time.
I’m still growing my position in $TSLA with every spare cent but staying away from LEAPs for now. I’m DCA for the rest of the year as I get paid. Expecting a big bounce at $165. Love how
@Tesla
gets no credit from the
It appears my 5 year old accidentally let our indoor Neo outside at some point yesterday and no one noticed until I did about 4 hours ago. I looked everywhere in and out of the house, called the shelter, reported him missing to microchip service and I sat outside for an hour
@elonmusk
@Model3Owners
An exaFLOP is one quintillion (1018) floating-point operations per second, or 1,000 petaFLOPS. To match what a one exaFLOP computer system can do in just one second, you'd have to perform one calculation every second for 31,688,765,000 years.
Karyl is the kindest person that I’ve met in the Tesla Universe. Had to come for a visit while driving through Indiana with the wife and kids.
This community is so special 🫶🏻
Today’s $TSLA action got me thinking we aren’t going to sell off aggressively. You would think if there were margin calls it would have happened today but instead we had a $5 trading zone. The initial impulse wave happened and it didn’t cause a chain reaction. So unless many
@JasonCammisa
dropping truth bombs regarding Tesla crash safety after TheSmokingTirePodcast dude challenges Jason’s credibility as a journalist. Masterful way to argue from someone who doesn’t own a Tesla, claims to not own the stock and doesn’t appear to revere Elon either. 👏
@SawyerMerritt
@Tesla
I distinctly remember Elon saying that in 2022 it would be the highest grossing vehicle by revenue and in 2023 by volume. I made a $100 bet on that with an ICE fanboy. Thanks
@elonmusk
for delivering on yet another prognostication.
In what other company does the lead designer roll up the sleeves to help deliver cars?!
Thank you $TSLA employees for spreading the word about supervised FSD.
Wifey finally drove the
@cybertruck
. She shares unfiltered feedback on 📐 squirkle vs. her 26.5k miles of Yoke Time on model 𝕏. We also talk Unboxed Model and she almost made me hit myself in the face. 🤣
My wife recently got a $TSLA software update and now she makes homemade sourdough bread. How lucky am I!!! She also makes pizza, bagels, pumpkin bread, banana bread, cookies, pancakes, etc. 🤖
😲 Wells Fargo called to verify info within 5 minutes of me hitting submit in the app. Within 30 minutes of that, a conditional approval was issued with a request to upload a utility bill for address verification where vehicle will be kept. All from the comfort of my bed. $TSLA
The joy that
@Tesla
brings to grown ASS adults is unmatched!
@JoeTegtmeyer
’s delight at the end reminds me of what Elon set out to accomplish by adding features like EmissionsTesting 💨
“I mean I think a Tesla is the most fun thing you can possibly buy ever! That’s what it’s
@WholeMarsBlog
Actually smart auto wiper software releases in about 3 weeks.
Our patented, “Actually Smart Summon (ASS)” is probably a month or two after that.
@garyblack00
Isn’t that how all the fund managers/analysts are supposed to do it? Way to not change your PT when we were free falling to 100. You earned a lot of credibility by sticking to the math.
Thank You
@elonmusk
and
@Tesla
team!! What a perfect 🎁 to send for our roadtrip to
#GigaTexas
to visit you! Tethered phone en route to supercharger. 1k mile single stack test drive here we come 🤩
@JasonCammisa
dropping truth bombs regarding Tesla crash safety after TheSmokingTirePodcast dude challenges Jason’s credibility as a journalist. Masterful way to argue from someone who doesn’t own a Tesla, claims to not own the stock and doesn’t appear to revere Elon either. 👏
Talking to my father-in-law I mentioned that energy is making a decent gross margin nowadays and is increasing as a percentage of auto. He asked for specifics so I went to the 10Q. Threw this little chart together so we can look at it objectively and not just off of what I heard.
@SawyerMerritt
Seems like a very wise and very intentional choice. Many picked the tri-motor for the range but that truck is really designed for speed. Being able to instead get the near 500 on the dual for less money is the configuration I suspect will be the most popular for towing.
What did I buy?!🫶🏻📐
Transportation or a friend-finder!!! I’m getting neighbor-dad-digits left and right. I just say “give me a call when you want to drive it” and their phone is out of the pocket before I can blink.
@Tesla
really outdid themselves with this product.
Anthony’s son plays soccer with my son. He owns zero $TSLA, so far, Super smart guy who owns a bunch of $XRP. Our worlds collided and I had to see what he thought of the
@cybertruck
📐 being a Ford Bronco owner.
“Smooth driving experience
ALL the interior tech
16 in ground