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I'm so normal abt barney calhoun | MINOR | read rentry before interacting | ΘΔ | free palestine | rt heavy | priv: @postaldudeplush

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im back (kinda) a long ass thread cuz ive been gone for almost 6 months (TW for mental hospitals and shit like that)
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"do you want to go back to the special interest where we had NO CONTENT?"
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autistic people when you tell them there will be splatoon at the function
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ART REQUESTS GO
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WHEN I SAW THIS I DROPPED MY PHONE AND THE SCREEN FUCKING SHATTERED IM NOT KIDDING IM GETTING GLASS SHARDS IN MY FINGERS AS IM TYPING THIS
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I finally got splatoon 1 working on my computer
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Why were they so cunty in this please it's just toilet paper
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🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸🌸 🌸 🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸🌸🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸 🌸🌸🌸
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praying for the intern who made that typo
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This 😭
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@lighterpolpos
SPOOKY baby 🦇
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qrt with a meme you made i will never be free from this fucking picture
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@DICEFSH
undercut mcqueer | comms open
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT MEDIOCRE TWINK RUN HIM OVER
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Every month I go on tiktok for the sole purpose of viewing this video cause it is one of the best things ever created
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"girl our special interest was splatoon we had plenty of content"
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"STOP ATTACKING ME"
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"please mr newell, just a third game"
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"honey, how's the new splatcolor screen special?"
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the four horsemen of splatband fandom trauma
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This is like every valve game fandom
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do u think he enjoyed this
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Whatever this is
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@Retr0_tox
Bobbz💙🍉
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if yall had to associate urself w an image what would it be? this is mine
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I'm tired
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Seeing thomas jefferson miku binder in the middle of the comic store was not the kind of war flashbacks I was hoping for today @heydaigle
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Bro look who at the pride parade 💀 #cuttletavio
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So i figured out how to use mmd and 💀 I'm sorry for the shaky camera I was trying to hold back tears
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The characters: their biggest fan:
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SpIke (spooky Ike)
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the character: their biggest fan:
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sigh looking through hl2 promo art again,,, boy why you so homosexual
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THEM
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@vinribbon
➯𐬾𐬺💌 VIN
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“The ship and the hater” “the ship and the shipper” NOW ITS TIME FOR THE SHIP AND THEIR ADOPTED CHILD
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IM CRYINGGG
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gordon freeman
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Has anyone ever edited these 2 be cuttletavio
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Happy 8 years to this #cuttletavio
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The voices #cuttletavio
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getting ready for my first gig as a dj rate my setup
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what if gordon freeman Was called gordon freakman And he ate ass 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘴
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"We need a life" half:
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HELP I LOOKED UP MY USERNAME ON GOOGLE FOR FUNSIES AND SOMEONE POSTED MY PLAZA POST ON REDDIT IM CRYING
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i did the sped up glitch help what is this #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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omg guys no way nogami said it’s canon!1!1! #cuttletavio
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@under_r_bed_rn pls stop spreading misinfo! is not affiliated with the un
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I'm sorry #cuttletavio
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current fav ship dynamic
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Don't even get me started
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@cosmarrrs
link from the hit series the legend of zelda
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when I'm in a "heavily implies one character is in love with another but never confirms/outright says it" competition and my opponent is Nintendo
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get him brown contacts please I’m shaking
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You gotta be another level of gay and traumatized if you recognize this image #splatbands #disspair #ikkabi
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ppl taking the 'claiming to be pearl' line as a hint that it's not her is kinda funny cuz it's probably noa on their bs again
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Wave hello to a drone claiming to be Pearl! It looks just like Pearl from Off the Hook, except even more metal than she already was. We're still looking into this, but she seems happy to zip through the air, supporting Agent 8 as best as she can.
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this is so stupid
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hlvrai daughter or freemans mind son
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He's so scrimbly
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People who are attacking hlvrai fans for being upset please fucking grow up
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someone please tell me this hasn't been done before
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@fckeveryword
Fuck Every Word 2.0
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fuck cuttlefish
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ok that's cool anyways HE IS THE MOST AUTISTIC CHARACTER TO EVER EXIST
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Squid squad (+ warabi) and their fav rythym games
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Sorry I'm posting a tiktok but I did a thing
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mr grizz after taking craigs brain:
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give me one hour with him you will change your mind
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@prageru
PragerU
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It's 2024. And men still can't get pregnant.
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guess who
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current fav ship dynamic
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the rainbow flag color picked from cuttlefish and octavio happy pride month #cuttletavio
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alyx: what's the one free man doing here barney: that's oomf 😭😭😭😭😭
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girl that poops bitch that shits
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the craig effect cookie run edition
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Vale ✨
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What on gods green earth did they do to him
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got a fuckass printer
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Girl what did they do to you
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I just think they're neat definitely no other reason
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@InkfishYuri
ptiz - TEAM PRESENT📀💜
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And what if I started shipping tableturf card kids
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no comment
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Idk what possessed me to make this #cuttletavio #portal
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I WAS MESSING AROUND W EMOJI KITCHEN DJ OCTAVIO IS THAT YOU
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bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. you know what doesn’t end? Old man yaoi retweet if you cried
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GUYS IF GLADOS WINS THERES A HIGH CHANCE SHE WILL GO AGAINST WHEATLEY PLEASE IT WILL BE SO FUNNY
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ellis 👻
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ARATAKA REIGEN (MOB PSYCHO 100) & NAGITO KOMAEDA (DANGANRONPA) VS. GLaDOS (PORTAL) & HEROBRINE (MINECRAFT/CREEPYPASTA)
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How it feels to have freehoun moots and freemance moots
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people don’t say bless you anymore they just look at you like this
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Ichiya when beika
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you think you the life?? bitch you not even the half 😭😭
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I can’t with this fucking image
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I'm so sorry abt what they did to you babygirl
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@z0mboys_walkman
rock ♡ 🍉 i miss hunter toh
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fandoms mischaracterizing characters is bad. but you know what's worse? the CREATORS mischaracterizing their own characters.
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Can someone redraw this as octavio please
how i feel putting a song on my ig story
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s3 craig cuttlefish
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Pattern recognition test
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I just found this in my ibispaint what the fuck #disspair
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I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS IMAGE TO A SERVER WITH MY IRLS ITS SO FUCKING JOEVER
@Shrimply_Lovely
I like emunene
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You’re welcome
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I forgot how silly octavio is in the manga
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@TaskiMaiden And then the next day splatoon 3 came out
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@niytrogen It was a wild moment for cuttletavio fans
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gordon,,, (idk why i drew this honestly)
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Craig cuttlefish
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Blehh I finished,, :P
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FREEHOUN YURI
@Robrinoo
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this is yuri if you know, you know
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@FernShawArt Real And don't even get me started on craig
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Old man yaoi mfs when young woman yuri come at them
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tw// fanfics,cuttletavio,smut . . . . yall will never guess what I'm doing rn
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I hope he gets run over
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@klaucedas
big popular angi 🥀🍉
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“What’s a ship you hate” “who’s your character that you’ll defend for everything” no who’s a character you like but you will slander them any chance you get
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This fucking old man lured me into the sewers and is telling me to go fight his ex or smth wtf
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i had an enigma #barneycalhoun
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Anyways I'm gonna be buying the big man amiibo cause 1. Silly gear 2. Too big for the box 3. Period blood
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I like how nintendo just put this image of craig wearing octavios glasses from splat 2 into the universe and never elaborated
@splatoonsoap
soap :3 | 🇵🇸🍉
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literally think about this everyday what the hell
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THE SPLATOON ARCHIVE ACCS SHIPS CUTTLETAVIO??
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@SplatArtchive
The art of Splatoon Archive 🍉
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@zachwoomy Lovers quarrel
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Me when my fic doesn't get 1737839292 kudos as soon as I upload it
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i opened ibispaint so fast
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@colalatta
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i know people like to headcanon that under the helmet benrey has very long curly hair but imagine if he was bald
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