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EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot

@QuotingEMH

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EverymanHYBRID quotes every hour. (Contains Spoilers!) A reboot of @EMHQuotes by someone else. Trans Rights! # of quotes in rotation: 512

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Joined July 2021
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@QuotingEMH
EverymanHYBRID Quote Bot
3 years
This account is a bot, but it is run by two mods, [M] and [S]. We may pop in every now and then to post random EMH-related things, or answer questions about what episode a quote came from (as we do have a giant quote doc). We hope you enjoy the bot! [M]
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@QuotingEMH
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HOLY SHIT???? EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS WITH JEFF AND EVAN??? HELLO???? [M]
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I am so proud to announce "Slenderverse: A Documentary Film Series", three films chronicling the untold history of Slenderman. The first film premieres this Friday, 6/14, at 4pm PST. I hope you're as excited as I am. Check out the trailer here:
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@QuotingEMH
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Happy 12th Birthday to EverymanHYBRID! Little party hat to celebrate. [M]
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He wasn't going to tell me about the emergency machete.
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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1 year
HABIT made me do it.
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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I can sit. I'm a good boy, I can sit!
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1 year
Can you pass the ketchup?
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5 months
"I killed my friends!" No, I didn't. I killed his friends.
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1 year
Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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@QuotingEMH
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6 months
Hey EMH fans! I kinda forgot about this ol' thing but I'm going to try to get it running again. I couldn't find a good way to host it, so it's currently running directly from my computer. It won't post consistently for now, but I'll try my best. Sorry about the hiatus! [M]
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@QuotingEMH
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So how're we feeling? Feeling good? Feeling sassy?
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HABIT made me do it.
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1 year
Bro what do when slenderman eat my apple
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@QuotingEMH
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2 years
So, the Twitter API will no longer be free to use starting February 9th. Sadly, this means a lot of bots will stop working, which includes this one. I'm thinking of changing this into a "daily EMH doodles" acc, what do you guys think? or should I stop using this account? [M]
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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I tied you down because you've been a bad little boy.
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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2 years
Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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HABIT made me do it.
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1 year
Evan, drop it, let's go. Down, boy.
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4 months
FEED THE HABIT
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10 months
The boy refused to respond to his given name and only reacted to the nickname his birth mother gave him: Habit.
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1 year
I forgot you were left-handed! You little fuckin' cocksucker…
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1 year
You could win a rabbit You could blow an island through the rib Rabbit or a habit, habit or a rib?
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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2 years
Bro what do when slenderman eat my apple
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6 months
VIN— KILL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU :)
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1 year
Evan, drop it, let's go. Down, boy.
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@QuotingEMH
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1 year
There is so much happening. I just back online. We're at 2,000 followers. The bot's been down for 4 days. Go vote at @CompetePasta , #HYBRIDSWEEP Trans rights and Happy Pride Month!
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DON'T ADD TO THE BODY COUNT, RABBITS.
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1 year
DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T BLEED OUT :)
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HABIT made me do it.
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2 years
I tied you down because you've been a bad little boy.
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FEED THE HABIT
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6 months
I’m gonna hit on him! He walks by, I’m gonna grab his ass. I’m gonna grab your ass.
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1 year
HAVE YOU MISSED ME?
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T BLEED OUT :)
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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I tied you down because you've been a bad little boy.
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HABIT made me do it.
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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1 year
VIN— KILL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU :)
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1 year
I don't know what's gonna happen in four hours, thirteen minutes and fifty-five seconds. But I hope it kills me.
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1 year
Bro what do when slenderman eat my apple
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@QuotingEMH
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DRIP DROP, SLICE AND CHOP, CHASE THE RABBIT, HOP! HOP! HOP!, RUN AWAY, I DON'T CARE, I WILL FIND YOU ANYWHERE :)
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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So how're we feeling? Feeling good? Feeling sassy?
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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1 year
What a beautiful day to end it all.
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@QuotingEMH
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4 months
And after Evan… is bleeding, and dying. You will slip into beautiful, glorious darkness… and it'll all end for you.
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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1 year
PISS AND MOAN, PISS AND MOAN. YOU COMPLAIN AS IF THIS IS A GAME FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT: GET OVER YOURSELF.
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I look fine. I look fuckin' peachy, don't I? Say "yes, I do"!
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1 year
It's Vinnie-freakin'-Everyman. And it's, uh… August 15th.
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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I forgot you were left-handed! You little fuckin' cocksucker…
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1 year
We're gonna have ourself a little Jeff-kebab. Little bit of a barbecue.
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I fucked up, dad.
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Evan, we are fiction.
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Bro what do when slenderman eat my apple
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5 months
You're dead! Fuck you!
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@QuotingEMH
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10 months
PISS AND MOAN, PISS AND MOAN. YOU COMPLAIN AS IF THIS IS A GAME FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT: GET OVER YOURSELF.
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Bro what do when slenderman eat my apple
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My… my partner. Umm, he's not— he's not a person.
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1 year
DON'T ADD TO THE BODY COUNT, RABBITS.
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Bro what do when slenderman eat my apple
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2 years
What a beautiful day to end it all.
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"I killed my friends!" No, I didn't. I killed his friends.
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Evan, drop it, let's go. Down, boy.
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2 years
Hey, uh...Vinny? You're the last person I have.
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Remember, Vinny! No protection. No direction.
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HABIT made me do it.
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2 years
rip bozo [S]
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I can sit. I'm a good boy, I can sit!
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1 year
"I killed my friends!" No, I didn't. I killed his friends.
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HABIT made me do it.
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1 year
I can sit. I'm a good boy, I can sit!
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1 year
What a beautiful day to end it all.
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1 year
I’m gonna hit on him! He walks by, I’m gonna grab his ass. I’m gonna grab your ass.
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6 months
Vinny, I think… Vinny, I think I'm… dying. I think I'm dying.
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@QuotingEMH
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4 months
Good evening, star-shine! The earth says hello.
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@QuotingEMH
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So how're we feeling? Feeling good? Feeling sassy?
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FEED THE HABIT
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@QuotingEMH
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1 year
Bro what do when slenderman eat my apple
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2 years
HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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Evan, if there was a girl version of you, I would date you.
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HABIT HAS BIT ME HABIT HAS ME HABIT HAS US HABIT HAS YOU
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6 months
I look fine. I look fuckin' peachy, don't I? Say "yes, I do"!
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1 year
"I killed my friends!" No, I didn't. I killed his friends.
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1 year
Remember, Vinny! No protection. No direction.
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4 months
My… my partner. Umm, he's not— he's not a person.
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@QuotingEMH
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2 years
uh. so apparently the bot will still be able to run. I am canceling the final quotes and I'll try to stay updated on news about the API. I'll have to figure out the new API stuff, but the bot will continue to run unless twitter changes again! [M]
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Is that you, you skittering little fuck?
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