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anyways, yeah its time to finally put this account out of its misery im just doing a lot of my own shit and artstuffs that i dont really do much with this acc with that said follow my main @64_vel if u want, i still post abt scott but itd be cool if yall supported my shit :3
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“Doki Doki Literature Club is a really smart game that does horror incredibly well… Baldi’s Basics is stupid.” - Scott (Viral Games)
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“Air.” - Eric “Take it, you son of a bitch.” - Scott (Mobile Games on Console)
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"Boiling water on the crotch for Just Dance." -Scott (The Annual Release) Submitted by @mann__yt
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“You do math like a bitch.” - Scott (Nintendo DS Accessories) Submitted by @xdimmortal_
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“your honor can i win now” - Scott “no” - Judge “okay” - Scott (The Trial)
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“Do you remember when I took a look at the first Sonic The Hedgehog game and realized it’s filled with design flaws and problems? Yep, the fans love me for that!” - Scott (Sonic The Hedgehog 2 | Return of a Laughing Stock)
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“F*ck you, here’s Wario.” - Scott (Gaming Press Conferences)
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“Grooming kits for kids. IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” - Scott (The Gifts of Gaming) Submitted by @FuniFrog
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“coney” - Scott (From Scott’s twitter) Submitted by @Thomas54studios
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“Basically, it allows Xbox on your head like never before!” - Scott (Game Baths)
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“You show this dad, and he goes ‘that’s a dog’.” (Touch Generations for Nintendo DS and Wii)
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“ “ - Scott (Breath Of The Wild Isn’t Perfect)
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“Wife is going into labor but…WHERE’S WARIOWARE?” - Scott (Nintendo DSiWare) Submitted by anonymous
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“Oh for the love of god, I was supposed to get robbed TOMORROW!” - Scott (Mobile Games On Console) Submitted by @stanleyconkave
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“Put SpongeBob in your hands.” - Scott (Third Party Controllers) Submitted by @OmegaColossus
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“A duck, a dirty f*cking duck, a STINKY DUCK!” - Scott (Toys to Life) Submitted by @zappa_two
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“Yoshi is so cute, and Luigi makes me gassy.” - Scott (Mario Sports Superstars | Five In None)
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“WarioWare SNAPPED. HE JUST F*CKING LOST IT!” -Scott (DSiWare) Submitted by @ProdFresh
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“NO DON’T DO IT!… OH GOD NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS!” - Scott (Scott guest feature from The Stupid World of Portable Crash Bandicoot Games - Caddicarus) Submitted by @Fawful305
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“i thought nintendo had cleaned their act up with this game, but they did not do that, they did not do that at all”
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“It’s just Sonic Boom?” - Scott “AND GENGHIS KHAN JUST A F*CKING GUY!” - Jerry (Dual Releases)
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(The Annual Release)
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“Toledo, Ohio. Don’t get killed here.” - Scott (Ride to Hell: Retribution | Art)
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OH MY GOD
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Gex Trilogy announced
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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” - Scott (Store Exclusives) Submitted by @SlashJaye
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“Please, I can go bankrupt without this game. Here’s $40,000.” - Rex (Board Game Video Games) Submitted by @Bythe_Skull
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“I spent $300 to have my TV display this image, if only my Switch was defective!” - Scott (Console Launches)
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“ “ - Scott (Nintendo Switch: Five Years In)
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BIG FUCKIN NEWS
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Hey all, it's @ScottTheWoz 's 11th channel anniversary 💙 ➡️
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(The Childhood Game Collection)
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“THERE’S GONNA BE F*CKING STAGES?!” - Scott (Super Smash Bros. Brawl | The Worst One, Apparently)
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“They could make a goatopoly, they couldn’t make a goatzee…..Right?” (Board Game Video Games) Submitted by @Gigabyte66
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“But, overall my main takeaway about all of this is… WE DON’T NEED THIS MANY!” - Scott (Subscription Services)
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erm!!! fake fan!!!!
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“Title screen appears, ‘Press any button to continue’. Okay.” - Scott (Anime Games)
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“Here’s a gun, kill a frog.” - Scott On this day in Scott history… “Super Mario 3D Land | 3D in 3D” released 3 years ago. (November 2, 2020)
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“Here’s a message to all you serial killers out there. STOP.” - Scott (The Art of Box Art)
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"My 5 senses are at dangerous levels, you ever see me taste lemonade?" - Scott (To Delay A Game)
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(Store Exclusives)
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“Hey, didn’t know you guys would make it!” - Target Employee “We had to make it, your brother didn’t.” - Scott (The Funeral)
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“….YYYYEAAAAAAAHHHH” - Scott (Wii Channels)
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“Bullsh*t.” - Scott (Kinect for Xbox 360)
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“oh uh hey there eric its me peter griffin” - peter griffin (Piano #52 - Scott, Sam, Eric, Dom, Justin, Jarred, Joe, Jeff, and The Year of Clubhouse Games)
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marking iers: helloiplier five. night at the fred. Freddys: har: har har pliers oh
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“I’m not opposed to the future, I’m just scared sh*tless about it.” - Scott (Cloud Gaming)
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“I just really needed to talk to somebody with a Ph.D.” “I don’t have a Ph.D. They forgot the U.” “…you have Phud?” “I have Phud.” -Scott, Jerry (Borderline Forever) Submitted by @StarlineOdyssey
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“The triple reds- or are those triple greens?” - Scott “colorblind ass” -eric (Ranking The Mario Kart Items With Sam, Eric, and Dom)
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no caption this is just relevant now (Cross Generation Games)
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“Stalin f*cking hated RPGs, but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze.” - Rex (You’re not an RPG Guy)
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“The horniness? My god man, I’ve gotten more juiced up eating bread.” - Scott On this day in Scott history… “Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers” released 2 years ago. (October 17, 2021)
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“It’s called an investment. Never said it was a good one.” - Scott (Thoughts on Arcade1UP - Scott’s Stash)
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“*cries*” - Scott (Wii U: Birth of a Death (Part 1)) Submitted by @mann__yt
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yeah (The Guy Game)
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“E for edible, R for ranch, and ITLFN! It tastes like f*ckin nickels.” - Scott (Rated E for Irrelevant)
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“Alright everybody, hey, hey, guys, guys, guys, you, hey, yeah you right there, shut the f*ck up let me concentrate.” - Jeb (Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard)
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“Oh man, get a whiff of my penis now, fellas.” - Scott (Pro Controllers) Submitted by @filip_pea
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“…It’s f*cking MARIO KART AGAIN!” - Scott (Mario Kart 7 | Burning Rubber and Retinas)
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“You can’t look at this hole and not fill it.” - Scott (Nintendo DS Accessories)
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“Yeah okay, I wanna f*ck a font, who doesn’t?” - Scott (We Dare (Wii)) Fun Fact: Scott bought another wii u just to play we dare
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heard they were adding this in gex trilogy
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Conspiracy theory #3 : F*ck this game.” - Scott (Sonic 3D Blast | “3D” “Blast”)
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turtle game hype (Sliding Puzzle #48 - Scott, Sam, Eric, Justin, Jarred and the Year of Clubhouse Games - Scott’s Stash)
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“WHERE’S THE F*CKING?!” - Scott (We Dare - Wii)
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“ohhh jumanji the videeooo gaaame” - scott (reacting to some video games (warning:funny) - scott hates breath of the wild)
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“Heinz… Well you know how to get me interested in something.” - Scott (Board Game Video Games)
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“Finally. The cure for all sex- Minecraft!… I made Lowe’s.” -Scott (Viral Games) Submitted by @hasfarr
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“‘There’s no one way to play a song’. He’s right.” - Scott (Wii Music | Ten Years of Terror)
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“………WHHHHHHYYYY” - Scott (Mario Sports Superstars | Five In None)
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“What I really like about this game is the gameplay. You really can’t beat it, Scott. You really FUCKING CANT BEAT THE GA-“ -special guest jschlatt (Originally from a twitter clip contest for one of Scott’s videos)
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“We’re turning this Gex night into a Gex year!” - Jeb (Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo)
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“And the winner… for year of the year 2018 is…. 2018!” - Scott “WHAT THE F*****” - Rex (Game of the Year Throughout the Years)
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“Arbor Day.” - Target Employee (Candy Games)
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“…….You ever take a sh*t?” - Scott (Chibi-Robo Zip Lash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo)
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do you guys think its still there
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Life update: I bought this gallon of pickles three years ago and left it on top of my fridge that entire time just cause I thought it would be funny.
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“And of course, Pink Gold Peach. ….…” - Scott (Mario Kart 8 | Newton’s Worst Nightmare) Submitted by @SeenByKori
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“IT’S TRUE! My c*ck IS big!” - Scott (Ex-Exclusives)
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“It always does that when purple happens.” - Scott (PC Games on Console) Submitted by @6dolarliam
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“The Mouse Police, NO THEY DON’T MAKE CUFFS THAT SMALL!” - Scott (Merry Christmas, Data Design!)
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“……WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY?!” - Jerry (Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival | The Dark Age of Nintendo) Submitted by @1984_myles
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“To prove how much I believe in our product I will give myself a sleeve! I’m thinking blue today.” - Scott (A Console’s Perfect Fit)
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“LET’S F*CKING DO THIIIIIISSSSS!” - Rex (The Funeral) Submitted by @Gigabyte66
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“Oh, hi! You caught me in a goose!” - Scott (Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two) Submitted by @SnowyyPiranha
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“Nintendo f*cking stinks!” - Scott (Game Commercials)
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“Speaking of dark periods, I have to go to the bathroom!” - Scott (PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale - Caddicarus Ft. Scott The Woz) Submitted by @SayThatAnswer
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“Holy sh*t this looks depressing.” - Eric (Bloopers - Mario Party | Party Hard - Scott’s Stash) Happy birthday, Mr. Woz.
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“Today, I’m gonna be showing you what happens when drywall and video games come together… SH*T.” - Scott (The Game Room)
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“So I kinda this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see. *gasp* DONKEY KONG?” - Eric (Special Edition Controllers) Fun Fact: Eric has (supposedly) never actually used this controller cause of his tendency to slam controllers down onto the table.
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“Yeah if I died.” - Scott (Game Show Games) Submitted by @breadryo
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“…We just can’t do it.” - Scott (Mario Kart: Super Circuit | Oh Yeah, That One)
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FUCK TWITTER 🖕🖕🖕🖕 BOTT THE WOZ WILL NEVER DIE
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“Yeah but you see, I’m kinda used to toad’s moveset- SHUT. THE F*CK. UP.” - Eric, Scott (Scott, Sam, and Eric Take On Champion’s Road in Super Mario 3D World - Scott’s Stash)
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“I thought that was a beer.” - Rex (Homecoming) Fun fact: this isn’t the first time eric has participated in destroying a macbook
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“Alright guys, just finalized our reveal plan for the game. First: We f*ck up.” - Scott (From Reveal to Release)
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