There were boys in my neighborhood that had a thing called
The V Card
"V card collecting”
was a trend among boys then who try to have sex with as many virgins as possible.
You should know satan envies your glory
His only mission is for you to fall and suffer the same fate with him
It would be his pleasure to prove to God Y’all are useless and should be punished 😂😂
Don't eat so much
or you will die,
don't smoke so much
or you'll die,
don't work too much
or you will die,
don't drink too much
or you will die.
Nobody listens.
Because they don't say you will die tomorrow.
But you may
Imagine having sex
with your husband
before he leaves for work,
having sex with him again when he’s gets back.
Where will he see the strength to cheat???
Drain him so he won’t even have strength for another woman.
I love you if you are
Lesbian,
Gay,
Bi,
Ugly,
Fine,
Rich,
Poor,
Skinny,
Fat,
Short,
Tall, save
Black,
White,
Purple,
A FRIEND IS A FRIEND!
REPOST if you don't judge
Food hits floor
Little Germs: ‘let’s get it!’
Big Germs: ‘no, we must wait 5 seconds!’
This is the reason most people rush to get their fallen food off the floor 🤣🤣
Joke of the day.
My boyfriend
tried to make me have sex
on the bonnet of his Honda.
I refused.
If I’m going to have sex,
it’s going to be on my own Accord.
They say if you drink one glass of water with every alcoholic beverage, you can be drunk without a hangover.
I don’t like the part that I can still be drunk
Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional.
Let this be a sign that you have got a big heart
and aren’t afraid to let others see it.
Showing your emotion is a sign of strength
Guys…
it’s not difficult to say..
Hey babe
I really appreciate you
taking birth control
even if it messes with you,
it’s just feels really good
on my penis to not wear condom
for the 15 minutes of sex we have twice a week
The rate people are being buried alive
inventors should patented safety coffins
that would give the “dead” the ability
to alert those above ground if they were still alive.