LMFAO . Fucking hilarious of you to call people immature for calling you/your friend out over using DREAM and and WILBER SOOT as faceclaims . And not just as face claims !! They're literally fucking just bringing the characters over to Hazbin .
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Anyways , anyone who thinks it's okay to bring Dream's content here kindly fuck off . Block me . I don't want pedophile supporters interacting with me .
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โ โ โ โ โ oh let's just sit back ! Relax !! Shall I turn on the radio ? Would you like to listen to ( ๐๐ข๐ข๐ข * ) , or ( ๐๐ข๐ข * ) .แฃ.แ.แฃ.แ
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โ โ โ GOOD MORNING SINNERS โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN HELL ! THE ACID IS RAINING , THE PORTAL TO HEAVEN IS SHINING , THE CROWS ARE CAWING โผ๏ธ GET UP โ MOVE AROUND โ AND ENJOY YOUR MORNING BROADCAST โผ๏ธ
( plays radioactive by imagine dragons )
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โ โ โ โ โ he's all dressed up for the
#sloth420bash
. . . Just enjoying a nice drink at the bar , keeping an ear out for any good gossip .
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๐ โค ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐.
โก to show your ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ in shipping with Alastor. This is more of a nudge to let me know than a guarantee.
Please also note that chemistry is a ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ here as this character is AroAce , and isn't in a rush to have a partner .
/ Alastor hating his deer aspects because they're like the one thing that he can't totally control . He hides all his emotions with his smile but his ears still go flat and give him away when he's upset , he hides his tail under his coat because it wags when he's happy โ
While this is getting so much attention , I suppose I might as well โ
Come visit the Hazbin hotel !! If nothing else , we provide free drinks and entertainment .
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โ โ even if vox ( could * ) engage in fellatio , it would probably be terrible and half - assed , like everything else he does .
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โ Buzzfeed am I gay quiz
โ if all my friends are gay how likely is it that I am gay too
โ is it gay to hold hands with your best friend ( both male )
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/ I'm listening to the Hazbin soundtrack on my speaker at work and one of my coworkers just walked by as Angel Sang " coked up dick sucking ho " kill me
/ so like . .
I know this fandom sucks at math . But didn't Alastor and Vox both die in their 30s ? And Alastor died in the 1930s and Vox died in the 1950s ? So like . When they were human ,, if they ever met , vox would have been like . 10 .
me rubbing my little hands together watching vox lash out at Vel and Val all because he has a second chance to make Al like him
Knowing full well that as soon as Al gets back to his normal demon self he's going to crush Vox all over again
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( Head in HANDS . )
I am a man of my word . But sincerely , from the bottom of my heart , I hope all of you suffer for eternity .
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Sorry for just changing my whole layout and bio all over again ahah
I'll go back to the Mafia event later probably once me n worm have it more figured out , I just wanna be normal Alastor again for a while
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โ โ โ โ โ ( Radios crackle to life all over the Pride Ring just a few hours later . If Vox wanted Alastor's attention , he's getting it now . )
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#๐พ๐ธ๐๐๐โ๐ , TUNE IN FOR A TREAT !
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@DEVILSFlDDLE
and
@QUITEAPLEASVRE
have been ๐ขPOTTED cuddling ? maybe thatโs gotta be aftercare for the two , yโknow , after having a CRAZY ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ !!
sorry , alastor , you canโt keep your secrets down for long !
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/ me , after waiting like 10 minutes for azure to give me speaker in this space : thank you for granting me my voice back
Azure , on his husk account: you don't deserve it bc you're Alastor but yw
/ is twitter glitching so bad for anyone else ?? I can't make lists , I can't follow people , I can't block people , I'm . Grrr . And the checker says I'm search banned ??
I'm gonna take a nap and hopefully twitter figures itself out by the time I wake up
Sorry for the bit of drama on your timeline , I don't usually like to get involved in all that but those people were really pissing me off ๐
Anyways , back to your regularly scheduled shit posting ๐ค๐ค
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โ โ โ โ โ . . . . Mhm . I do ! What an astute observation !
( Patting his head . )
I . May need a bit of help . Disguising myself . I thought you and Velvette might be able to help . . .
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8 . *Slaps top of deer man* this baby can fit so many autism hcs in him . He twirls his cane to stim . He's a picky eater ( cannibalism ) . The hum of modern electronics bothers him . Cane and coat are comfort items fr .
@FUCKUALASTOR
Blue.
Wait ow bc vox is so codependent with the Vees but that's why Al wants nothing to do with them because he's so aggressively independent he doesn't wanna rely on anyone else ever ๐ญ
And vox thinking if he could be independent like Al then Al would love him ,,,,
Alastor is a mean asexual ๐
shipping is not impossible but requires a LOT of chemistry . Pushing for a ship before chem is built will get your threads dropped ๐
( and regarding charlastor โ no hate to the people who ship it , but I don't and I'm not comfortable writing it . )
/ me in space VC : giggling at mango / vox , inviting vox to co-host , banting being silly with Mango's vox
Alastor on the TL : calling vox derogatory names . Stepping on his marriage proposal . Refusing to laugh at his jokes .
/ you know what's funny is that like . Sure TV is wildly popular and all . But like cable and satellite TV are p much dying already to streaming services
Because people don't wanna fucking watch ads
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Inc*st DNI, underage DNI, minors DNI, sa f*tish DNI, h*mophobes DNI, tr*nsphobes/t*rfs DNI, limitl*ss DNI, taboo DNI.
&& I don't have a problem with other people shipping charlastor , but I do not , so any Charlie accounts that flirt with my Alastor will be blocked .