LORD PWNATIOU$ @PwnatiousTheIII Twitter profile

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

4 months

Hello world!!! Invest in tea stocks TODAY! Funds go to Blackrock, the greatest faction! So invest!!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Oh, how I just love purple! So elegant and royal; such a good color!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

15 days

I AM NOT OLD. ANYONE WHO SAYS SO WILL BE EXTERMINATED BY CARNAGE

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

12 days

Why is everyone posting about “hawk tuah”?? Is that some kind of poor people slang?

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

👾// i re-watched entire Pwnatious modeling Soda stream to obtain all these facts about them! if possible could someone add them to the wiki :]

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

21 days

-ATTENTION LOYAL BLACKROCKIANS.- -Be aware of a criminal going around named Red, who has escaped from Blackrock’s capture attempts. Along with that, he broke and stole many of Lord Pwnatious’ stock of teapots and other wares. Any sightings of Red should be reported immediately.-

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

14 days

👾// COIL PARODIES WHERE ARE YOU

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

25 days

I hate Crossroads so much, it’s disgusting and for the poor…

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

👾// this gonna sound weird but i enjoy waking up everyday to check twitter and be able to go "hehaehah time to bully phighters for being 'poor'"

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@PwnatiousTheIII

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

13 days

👾// what the phuck get out of here scam bot

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Those Playgrounders need to understand that the world would most likely be better off without them!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

24 days

My eyes hurt. Why do my eyes hurt? Being ill/unwell is for the poor.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Don’t buy his boomboxes: they’re low quality and for the poor! Invest in my tea today, it’s of worthy quality!!

Boombox

@BOOMB0XMAMA

1 month

Buy my boomboxes

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

15 days

Shop is shut down due to a deer destroying it. Yes I'm being serious, unfortunately.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

These gearmelts shouldn’t have access to social media. All they do is clog up posts with random letters and unimportant information!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

👾// drops this here and runs away

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@MVRPSUPPORT

1 month

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( #MVRP ) ——— BANDWAGONS! STEALING IS ENCOURAGED! (REPOST!) ⠀

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Finally got that BRAT off my account! He still has my phone though! But whatever. I bought a new one anyways.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

We have SALES today! 20-30% off teapots and cups! They are the most premium in all of Blackrock, and probably even all of Crossroads as well!!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

25 days

Hello Pip! You're the little girl who owns that bakery, yes? Anyways, marvelous art!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

24 days

Why are people into me?? I clearly don’t want them! And yes, I’m looking specifically at 2 people. And you fools know who you are.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Broker is trying to get his wife to kill me.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

3 months

“You’re just a bit too.. defective.”

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

24 days

Ew. And yet some of you still don't hate the poor.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

For once, I agree with Broker!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

22 days

👾// sfoth disbanded, true eye is rising up to kill everybody or something. Fun times for parody twt /nsrs

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

17 days

👾// chat would u maul me if I said I HC Pwn to have bipolar disorder,,

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

28 days

The weather has been so nice recently! Well, nice enough for Blackrock. Anyways, teaparties in my garden will be happening!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

17 days

They ACTUALLY killed Red!!! This is WONDERFUL! Criminals like them deserve it. 👾// pwn is jolly frfr /silly

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

15 days

I'M NOT OLD!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

15 days

👾// why do i subconsciously get stressed when my parody of pwn does like i swear theres something pulling at my brain going "red is BACK they are going to KILL YOU AND LEAD A WAR!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ABOUT TO /DIE/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Good morning! I’m in a rather good mood. French toast is delicious!! Anyways, if anyone sees Traffic today, please tell him that his business is horrible. Thanks!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

17 days

👾// me explaining phighting parody twt being like lunch tables 😭

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

12 days

If you dislike french toast, never speak to me.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

4 months

Went out for a drink with Paint Buckét today!!!!! It was so lovely, I just love spending time with her!!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Good morning! I ate something other than French toast for once, because I’ve been eating that the past 3 days.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

17 days

👾// whos that pokemon!!!!!!!!!!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

25 days

{ Concerned for Carnage’s current state… }

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

3 months

You ever think about how Valk and Dom aren’t even that great? Their music is boring and for commoners!! And their stupid gimmicks or whatever are terrible as well.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

👾// my mind realized pwnatious is gen z and for some reason my brain cant get over it. like it just feels weird

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

👾// everyone having gear melts and events when I’m just sitting here in a corner with the most rp I’ve done is yuri with Paintbucket 😭 (well I’ve also had Broker break into their house which counts too I suppose)

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

23 days

👾// I POSTED ON CARP ON THIS ACCOUNT. I THOUGTHI WAS ON MY MAIN

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

21 days

{ Whining to Carnage about the robberies. }

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

👾// will prob just be using facts from the wiki LOL

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

22 days

👾// hi gang /e wave

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

21 days

{ Stressfully calculating how much wealth they lost from being robbed 2 times within a day. }

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

20 days

-{ SOLO THREAD }- { Pwnatious sat on a park bench (with much hesitation) holding their cracked in half teapot. Stupid, stupid, stupid. What was their family going to think of them? Getting beat up by some lowlife and getting robbed multiple times. Why was everything suddenly-

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

25 days

👾// Steamgun is freaky /vpos

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

27 days

👾// i love seeing random parodies mentioning Pwnatious randomly :) it makes me so happy (except for you @sword423439 i hate you /J RHIS IS A JOKE)

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

Good morning Blackrock! For once, it’s actually not snowing that much.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

(TAKEOVER EVENT START!) HELLO WORLD I AM CHAMELEON!! one of the best pranksters in all of Crossroads!!!!! I foun this phone on that stupid rich teapots front desk at theyre shop. MY ACCOUNT NOW AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH 👾// info in thread!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

16 days

{ Wondering how the rioters are doing with the death of their leader. }

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

17 days

Good morning!! I have French toast again! Not to be mistaken by last month when I ate it 3 days in a row. But I might.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

25 days

Subspace. Get this rouge Betagraft under control.

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@whyamibetagraft

25 days

@PwnatiousTheIII HE'LL NEVER FIND ME !! OR THE BODIES!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

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👾// chat I’m contemplating painting my nails purple and gold,, cuz, cuz pwnatious… do y’all fw this idea i havent painted my nails since like kindergarten LMAO

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

13 days

Good morning Blackrockians! At least the snow is back... but now there's ice everywhere from the melted snow. I could barely drive properly.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

@StalkingAmbush I get nothing good out of buying one!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

13 days

Shop is finally back open. Again.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

I have no more French toast. Now my morning isn’t that great.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

19 days

👾// cuz i see a lot of people doing this: (naming em without their names hee hee) 1. walmart subspace (you know who you are) 2. hater 3. RICHDESIGNS YURI YAYYY 4. their horns cant stop being queer 5. u beat the shit out of pwn. /SILLY THIS IS /SILLY 6. electric guy! (thread)

nelaa 🦭

@featnel

3 months

28. name 15 moots that you remember on the top of your head

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

22 days

Rainy outside. Honestly, it’s worse than the usual snow!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

15 days

No. Also I'm 26! Not old at all, scum.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

15 days

Why is it hotter in Blackrock than usual??

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

23 days

Good morning Blackrock!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night… I have things planned though, so I guess I’ll have to take a nap.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

23 days

👾// PWNATIOUS PWNATOUIS RAHHHH PWNATIUOS MENTIONED ALSO I REALLY LIEK THE VOICE ACTING FOR THEM EPIC JOB!!!!!

PHANDUB! | PHIGHTING! Voice Acting

@PhandubVA

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New VAs are here! #phighting #phightingva Check 🧵for their written introductions!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

👾// takeover event is when another character basically steals ur muses account right? (don’t ask why I need this info.)

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

19 days

7. shades of purple liker 8. "evil" crossroads villain 9. ^accomplice 10. purple guy 11. deer haha 12. u have to put up with pwn's whining lol 13. chameleon was mean to u 14. chameleon was mean to u but unsuccessfully i cant think of anyone for #15 SORRY LMAO

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

Wonderful art of me and my money!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

16 days

{Pwnatious was simply tending to their shop, re-organizing stock and such. Just a normal work day.} {Right?} @Swap_MostWanted

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

This slob doesn’t know what they’re talking about, don’t listen to anything they say.

BR00KERS

@TealGambler

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

Barely sold anything today...

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

👾// rainbow loom Pwnatious ring and bracelet… (this is going to become a jewelry accessory that I wear everyday for 2 years like my one earring from WOF even though I’m out of that phase I still wear it)

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

Correct as well! Although these plushies are STUPID, I suppose they can speak some truth sometimes!

LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

For once, I agree with Broker!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

21 days

@0MEGAGRAFT @CHILAB_ASSIST EITHER OF YOU. FIND THIS PERSON.

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

2 months

Good morning to all non-poor people!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

@LylaTotallynot 👾// ok I looked at this and was like “there’s no way u insane fr” but then I listened and thought about it and now I’m like HOOOOLD ON

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

1 month

👾// I love waking up every morning to check Twitter and have 9+ notifications :) thank you guys for interactions and likes, it genuinely makes me so happy!

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LORD PWNATIOU$

@PwnatiousTheIII

18 days

My parents were upset at me for breaking our teapot. But they got it fixed up.

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@PwnatiousTheIII