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@PublicChaffinch

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i think, therefore i post. she/her. publicchaffinch @mastodon .social

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@PublicChaffinch
wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
what's "twitter brain" you ask? well...
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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this was shared in a group I'm in for bad signs, and I still don't think I've worked out what it's supposed to say
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@PublicChaffinch
wonka immersive experience survivor
2 years
we will adopt your baby
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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Variety
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Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies?
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@JeremyVineOn5
Jeremy Vine & Storm Huntley on 5
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Do we need International Women's Day? The global event is being marked around the world today, but nearly one in two Brits (47%) say women’s equality has gone far enough. Do you agree? @NinaMyskow | @BelindadeLucy | @StormHuntley | #Stormhuntley
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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These women aren't feminists. Actual feminists don't call men creeps because they remember their sister not being able to afford sanitary towels.
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
@MisterRatt How could Ellie have been this careless not to fact check her drawing
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
This is the only Facebook content I'm interested in
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
Cameron like...
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@MirrorPolitics
Mirror Politics
3 years
Austerity-loving David Cameron warns 2022 is 'going to be a very tough year'
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@KirstieMAllsopp
Kirstie Allsopp
3 years
Anyhow who thinks I have spent the last 22 years pretending to understand the needs of British homebuyers must think me a very good actress indeed. If you don’t like the shows don’t watch them. But I’m beyond caring what the press or social media think about me, life is too short
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wonka immersive experience survivor
1 year
omg you could not waterboard this information out of me
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wonka immersive experience survivor
1 year
Surely we've established it's this one
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@y8wlr
y8
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what’s the worst tweet of all time
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wonka immersive experience survivor
4 years
My husband is just repeating "never ever ever frozen beef always" to himself
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@bobsredmilf this might be too popular for your criteria, but always gets me
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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dresses only look like this when they are frightened and ready to attack
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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just all day at this point
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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this reply. How is "stop asking me about not drinking" forcing sobriety on others?
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@dorrismccomics A makeup one
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
@ErinChack i've got a female one
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
every time chris whitty is mentioned, my head does this tank fly boss walk jam chris whitty, you're listening to the boy from the big bad city, this is jam hot, this is jam hot
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
This is the exact problem with MPs like this. It's not abuse they care about, it's that people might actually hold them accountable. The fact that the screenshotted tweet is perfectly polite (though direct) makes it even more laughable.
@DavidTCDavies
David TC Davies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧
3 years
In a week when we should be thinking about the language we use online & the effect it has does the ⁦ @UKLabour ⁩ condone this kind of language from its activists?
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wonka immersive experience survivor
1 year
i think about this tiktok at least once a week
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@RMCunliffe
Rachel Cunliffe
5 months
It's hard to overstate just how upset and frustrated Conservative MPs and campaigners are right now. A selection of comments: "It's a terrible idea" "cruel" "heartbreaking" "I don't get it" "really odd" "don't even start" "what a shitshow" "he's given up" "we deserve to lose"
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wonka immersive experience survivor
4 years
once again, we see why twitter is a hellsite
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
someone shared this in the science shitpost group haha
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wonka immersive experience survivor
8 months
this one is absolutely the worst
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@TheWapplehouse
Kristi Yamaguccimane
8 months
what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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wonka immersive experience survivor
2 years
There's nothing "critical" about what they're doing here either. It's just unhinged abuse
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@punished_stu are they all taking this seriously? lmfao
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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absolutely dying at this
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
new, horrific truther just dropped
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@Wangleberry "getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this" and "charlie brown had hoes"
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wonka immersive experience survivor
5 years
How to avoid saying sorry - a guide for twitter: "Sorry you were offended" "Actually you misunderstood" "I was joking" "You've twisted it" "Hahaha I'm going off to have fun with all my friends" "You're all the bullies"
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
BP reports second-quarter profit of $8.45bn - highest in 14 years
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@PublicChaffinch
wonka immersive experience survivor
5 years
fuck you scientists, you're not my dad
@Harpers
Harper's Magazine
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Scientists advised against consuming hypersexual zombie cicadas infected with psychoactive fungus.
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@PublicChaffinch
wonka immersive experience survivor
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we are all dickheads tbf. but that's why we're on here, the dickhead platform
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
i don't have anything to promote, this is just my personal account for shitposting and talking about eating crisps, soooo... lmao
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
i put Mr blobby into that art app, and it's even more cursed than I expected
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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This fluffy one not only escorted me down the road, but fell off wall in excitement at fusses 11/10, would follow again @thecatreviewer
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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sorry when did Zuckerberg pivot to looking human?
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wonka immersive experience survivor
4 months
@Beska goodbye England's rose
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@Luiseach I actually read it as "hey gays" first, and was like, yep makes sense
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@1followernodad My mum suggested finding somewhere for the Christmas tree so the cat couldn't get at it, and we came back to find my dad had screwed it near the ceiling. So this huge tree was just sticking out of the wall. My mum looked horrified, and my dad laughed so much
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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for those interested, the group is on facebook, and is called "Don't Dead Open Inside" :)
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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good morning, what is happening in the UK??
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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Dominic Raab looks like the guy in the office who claims he knows women's bra sizes just by looking at them
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
"congratulations... to myself in 1998"
@themichaelowen
Michael Owen
3 years
Congratulations to @EmmaRaducanu who thoroughly deserves to be crowned Sports Personality of the Year 2021. Makes me feel very old that she’s the same age as I was waaaaay back in 1998. #SPOTY
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@BrandyLJensen outing my kid as a loser for clout
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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If this guy is as irritating irl as his tweet, 2 hours is still remarkably generous imo
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wonka immersive experience survivor
4 years
My husband is explaining to me in some detail how he can identify the difference between the Tesco and Sainsbury's delivery vans on sound alone
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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me and my 100 backers. they're all just out of frame, laughing too
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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me this morning when i joined google meet early
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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Drinkers in this country are like meat eaters. So offended if you don't do it
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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no sad loners allowed to build ikea furniture
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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once again, i have a makeup look for these men
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@RiotGrlErin
.:RiotGrlErin:.
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men: i like the natural no makeup look me: that natural look took more makeup than bozo the clown
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wonka immersive experience survivor
5 years
Would you meet any of your twitter pals? Have you?
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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my husband would like you to all appreciate his new colourful hoodie
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wonka immersive experience survivor
1 year
@andraswf not if they have bad vibes
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
I'll wear what I like, you gatekeeping dork
@RockNRoLL_85
VINTAGE ROCK N’ ROLL 🎸
3 years
Thank you..
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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diana ross as crisps
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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new meme
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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. @thecatreviewer opened my door, nearly knocked over by this one! Strolled in, nosed through all rooms. 12/10 utterly brazen, -1 bit bitey
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wonka immersive experience survivor
5 years
me reading this Iain Duncan Smith thing
@alexwickham
Alex Wickham
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Govt getting a pasting from both wings of its own backbenches this morning — Greg Clark says financial package is not enough, action must be taken immediately on wages — says state should pay them — Iain Duncan Smith says benefits must be raised today and waiting times reduced
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@MetroUK
Metro
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The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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this one every time
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@TheWapplehouse
Kristi Yamaguccimane
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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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@johnsweeneyroar
John Sweeney
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I don’t agree with T May’s politics but she is a good egg.
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wonka immersive experience survivor
3 years
@DavidTCDavies @UKLabour Could you explain, specifically, what is abusive about the screenshotted tweet? Otherwise I might suggest that the abuse - you lying about someone asking you a question - is coming directly from you.
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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This is not the greatest event in the world, no This is just a tribute
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@hansmollman this is just garth marenghi
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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no one suspects the nork
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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@RMac18 never going to stop seeing this
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My husband came into the room carrying some plants, said oh-oh, and then his trousers fell down
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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This ace little cat blocked our walk, so she could roll around the floor and show off her belly. 11/10, for friendliness and good moves @thecatreviewer
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wonka immersive experience survivor
2 years
"ben i can't retweet you now" has fully ended me
@KnowNothingTV
KnowNothing
2 years
amazing things are happening on twitter dot com
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wonka immersive experience survivor
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Finally. As a voter, I've long felt the Claire's Accessories jewellery wearers need more representation. This is what Britain cares about.
@NadineDorries
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
2 years
.⁦ @trussliz ⁩ will be travelling the country wearing her earrings which cost circa £4.50 from Claire Accessories. Meanwhile… Rishi visits Teeside in Prada shoes worth £450 and sported £3,500 bespoke suit as he prepared for crunch leadership vote.
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