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Proper Pirate 🐢🦀

@Proper_Pirate

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The Gentleman Pirate I presume…

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #27 : Nathan breaking after being hit in the face with a sammie 😆

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Dear Ed, Do you like me? Yes No Please circle one and toss back in ocean. I look forward to finding your response - which I very much hope is yes! Kind regards, Stede

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A wedding in eps 4/5 or is Roach just making practice cakes for the finale? #OFMD2

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@seafoamghost When comedy bros talk about being “edgy” they usual mean unimaginative hack bits that punch down and defend their own worst traits. This is actual edgy, truth to power, high form comedy - smart, honest and self-aware. It’s challenging and pisses off abusers and their enablers.

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Pardon me…? #ofmds2spoilers #OFMD2

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What is going on with this exit? 🤣 #OFMD2Spoilers #ofmd

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#ofmd

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Resharing the audience reaction track from the NYC screening because, despite how it appears on Twitter, I think the majority of OFMD fans are excited about ALL the characters. 🏴‍☠️❤️

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #73 : Ed’s flirty and terrifying “Hey.”

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Favorite small moment in OFMD Season 2 #89 : Fang’s pinky

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#OFMD2Spoilers Confirmation that Stede is on spider duty.

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #6 : The time Con ripped our hearts out with that unshed tear.

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#OFMD2 #OFMD2Spoilers

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Stede says “wait here” before Muppet running into the woods and Ed trusts he’ll be back! 😭🏴‍☠️❤️ #OFMD2 #OFMD2Spoilers #ofmd

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Season one Lucius had no problem berating Blackbeard. What’s it going to be like when Ed meets this moody season two bitch? #OFMD2

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #92 : Fang clapping for Izzy when he starts singing and apparently just prior, Izzy was in his lap?

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TLOU: 189 likes in 20 hours OFMD: 317 likes in 11 minutes Imagine if @StreamOnMax put even a fraction of the effort into promoting #OurFlagMeansDeath as they do with other shows!

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There must be someone out there with a 3D printer and the desire to make cake topper salt & pepper shakers that I can buy!

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#ofmd #dorks

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #11 : Learning that Wee John is no stranger to a walk of shame.

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Literally the same picture. @thehideoutt

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😭 #OFMD2Spoilers #OFMD2

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It is funny that no one from the crew stayed to help with/work at the inn.

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1 year

CW - sexual language #ofmd

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #14 : Lucius’s dramatic doorway stance

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#OFMD2Spoilers

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#ofmd #snau 🏴‍☠️🐌

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In no way a new observation, but both Ed and the Kraken emerge from the brine to the same music. 🎶 🐙🎶

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Favorite small moment in OFMD Season 2 #137 : Ed trying to impress Lucius with the latch he fixed.

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The joke is really going to be on us when we find out that Lucius has a bearded twin. #ofmd

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#ofmds2spoilers

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“Hey, no one told me this room existed.” Not Frenchie’s best lie. 🤣

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11 months

Does anyone else feel like the quality of OFMD fics is higher on average than for other shows? I’ve only read stuff a significant number for three shows, so my sample size is low, but that’s been my experience.

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#OFMD #PirateTherapy

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“…and if you look closely, you just might pick up on the subtle symbolism.”

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Do people constantly ask actors playing heterosexual roles if it’s weird to kiss each other? The continued “what was it like to kiss him” kinda questions feel off to me. However, I don’t keep up with any celeb interviews so maybe that is a common question asked of all actors 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Anyone interested in doing the gastropodfic? #ofmd #snau

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Fic Rec: If you haven’t read “Snowed In” you are missing out!

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Weird time to bring up Lucius, dude. #ofmd #sorry

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@ShutUpAndrosky Whatever he pays them is not enough.

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I have no problem with tentacles and ghost sex in fics, but what I don’t understand is why so much clothing is “ruined” by jizz. I mean, I’m not getting come on 24/7 or anything, but in my limited experience, it washes right out.

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@gentlesbeard “In your face, Jizzy!” Still can’t believe that’s actually a real line from the show 😳

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🧜‍♂️ #OFMD2Spoilers #OFMD2

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Replying to Ao3 comments people left almost 3 months ago is okay, right?

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I don’t see what the big deal is. Technically, the water killed Ned Low. #OFMD2Spoilers #ofmd

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Don’t need an official mug or shirt, but a full copy of this list is an absolute necessity! #OFMD2Spoilers @CapitalWLD @david_jenkins__

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The funniest most subversive thing they could do is reunite Ed and Stede in episode 2.1 😆

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How are so many people talking about Stede giving Ed a Pearl necklace without finding it hilarious? Is this another “people don’t get that sword fighting symbolizes sex” situation or does “pearl necklace” no longer mean what it used to mean?

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@ohnopiratebrain “In dog years we’ve actually waited quite a while. Too long, even.” 😆

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Thank you for attending my ED Talk.

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Late in the game observation (and probably already pointed out at the time) but I just noticed that Frenchie learned the sign of the cross! #ofmd

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Con is going to get the most epic standing ovation at his next appearance! #ofmd

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Perhaps I’m being overly optimistic, but I firmly believe that the tinies can fix anything! @thehideoutt

WaywardAF 🦄 ♠️ Columbus GalaxyCon ❤️ Villain Era

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#Izzy Canyon My partner is sexy and brilliant and made a suggestion. (If you met me in NY, he was with me) We should make a comic to fix the end of the show, and we can get different artists and writers to contribute Thoughts?

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@AlexandraErin @Berkman_Go_Boom Can’t get past the fact they flouted safety regulations to go see the Titanic. The Titanic. I can only assume that the next group of billionaires will using a hydrogen blimp to see how close they can get to an active volcano.

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #28 : The approving look Izzy gives to Stede.

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Audience reaction to Wee John as Calypso and Izzy’s song… 🧵 #ofmd #OFMD2Spoilers

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Leaked footage of the #OFMD finale!

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@we_JLL_way_back And a blow job is blowing in Ed’s ear.

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Ed really is going to fish everything out of the ocean EXCEPT for a fish. #OFMD2Spoilers #ofmd

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Love these Archie jokes we hear when she’s offscreen 🤣 #OFMD2Spoilers 1. Says Stede isn’t charismatic 2. Mistakes ‘retired’ for ‘got tired’

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#ofmds2poilers #ofmd

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #65 : When Ed is so mad at his imaginary purgatory dad for not playing inn keeper correctly that he tears off his leaf boutonnière.

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I’m not tweeting at DJ, but if I were going to it would be to ask, “Girl, how are you? You must feel so weird.”

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@thehideoutt How did they sneak into the trailer???

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Fic I’ll never write but think should exist Part II Premise: Ed and Stede run competing soup-based food trucks Title: All Tureen Vehicles

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Episode 4 prediction: #OFMD2Spoilers #ofmds2

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You can’t have two characters go on about Ed and Stede not having sex yet without Ed and Stede having sex in the near future! #ChekovsHandy

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What makes Stede think Archie was not in a snake cult? Dude usually believes everyone all the time. Would expect him to say something like, “Wow! And what kind of snakes exactly? Are they the bitey type?” 😆

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How do we get every single second of every single outtake of Jim telling Fang a bedtime story? #ofmdseason2spoilers

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This is what I see whenever Stede is listening to Ed. 😆 @thehideoutt #OFMD2Spoilers #ofmd2 #ofmd

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #91 : Archie yelling “Hey, girl! What up?” to Zheng Yi Sao 🤣

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Are the tiny captains doing okay after eps 1-3? @thehideoutt

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TRAILER TOMORROW!!!!

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In Seattle for #ECCC & just tested positive for COVID. Now I’ll be watching the live feed from NEAR the con 🤷🏻‍♀️ I was in the convention hall for about 30min today (wore a mask) before I started feeling poorly. Horrified at the thought I could pass it on! Please wear a mask!!

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Favorite small moment in #OFMD Season 2 #61 : The universal sign for a snake cult 🐍

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Would have loved a scene between Auntie and Izzy complaining about incompetent crew members and lovesick captains! 🤣

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Lucius? You down here, man? I heard you’re fantastic at break-ups.

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Who’s up for turning LinkedIn into a NSFW gay pirate fan site?

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I love how everyone agrees that Stede is too weird to be weirded out by tentacles 🐙

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Everyone loves seeing Blackbeard in love with that bizarre little man! #ofmd

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@darkwillowz @evie_doodles Ed calling the soup “poison” is extra rough in this context since being rejected by the man he loves is what’s (almost) killing him. 😭

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Biggest surprise of s2 so far is that Ed Teach uses the word “fucking” in reference to everything except fucking. 😆🍆 #Intercourse #OFMD2Spoilers

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They both question if they even want to live.😭 #ofmd

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@Gen_Huttslayer But then the cake toppers out-fanfic us all!

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@meg_ofmd I mean, he is the genital pirate.

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@rhysiedarby 🎂 🥳 ❤️

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#ofmd #snau 🐌❤️🐌

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@PoetBones @UnaMcIlvenna If you actually cared about her writing you’d see that she’s a PhD, guest lecturer, and published author. People pay her to share her research/insights as opposed to her having to pay a fee to get more than 43 followers to see her tweets.

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@evitax382 The crew is going to hear a LOT of that bell!

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