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Not an asshole. Enjoy words and stuff. Hate decorative towels. Lovely patina. Would rather be on a swing.

The Divided States of America
Joined January 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I can't stop laughing...
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Hi, I'm 44, and just learned a groundhog and a woodchuck are the same.
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Without cheating, what color are your eyes?
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@PrincessSlaya3
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Do you have those days when you overuse exclamation points to a criminal degree?
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What's a food you hated as a kid but enjoy now?
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Someone at work lunch today said they rarely eat buns and not a single coworker made an inappropriate joke or smirk and now I think I need to find a new job.
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Henceforth I'll be spelling my words with the extra 'u' (like the Europeans and Canadians) to throw people off the scent that I might be from 'merica.
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You ever scroll through the list of people that liked a post and check out a couple that catch your eye, that you're not already following? Then you see they have some clever and cute shit to offer, so you follow them, with no expectation or care if they reciprocate? I do! 👍
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Life is weird. Surviving. ❤
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@glee_writes How about the last thing he ate, because I think it was a family of four.
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I was evicted from the womb many many years ago today! ☆
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Valentine's day is the biggest money making crock of shit ever forced upon the masses, besides Christmas.
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Morning bike. Little chilly.
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Bring me back to the magical time in my life when I was fully invested emotionally in Hulkamania.
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This is my happy-i-drove-to-chicago-so-my-kid-could-have-a-meltdown-and -my-friend-could-be-a-selfish-bitch-face. Cheers! All good though...sleep fixes everything. 😊
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Bought this ridiculously awesome rainbow jacket, not realizing it's a men's size and way too big. I air my grievance to the kid and he says, "You'll grow into it." I died. 😆😆
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@monicag0321 I don't like this game. 😆
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I could understand if it was real cheese, but...???
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Now that I'm in my 40s I've replaced hold my beer with hold my tits.
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Just fucking why.
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Guess I'm a sucker for a guy that shows up with food.
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Feeling cute. Might show my naked ass and then act disgusted at people for making comments on it.
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Most notable one for me is probably spinach. My mom fed me that horrible canned crap that I wouldn't wish be inflicted on anyone. I'm still not crazy about it cooked but don't mind it in dishes. I super love raw spinach though!
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Because I've seen this 300x and I still bust out laughing.
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We found this humorous.
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Off to clean and purge at mom's. Saving the shower for after. Don't be dicks to each other. Love ya.
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All of his supporting imagery from social media is really shocking. 🙄🤮 Anybody now with a punisher graphic is an absolute piece of shit if you haven't been paying attention.
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West Virginia firefighter, William Pettry, has been sentenced to the maximum of up to 130 years in prison for raping his 11 year old stepdaughter and filming it, immediately after she lost her mother & baby sister in a car accident.
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Discovered on Friday that I made a colossal fuck up at work. So here I am, halfway through the weekend, still deciding whether to burn the building down or just go MIA.
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Everybody wants to talk about the 80s so much but nobody's talking enough about TALKING HEADS.
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I'm a simple being but these earrings make me really happy. 😊
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Done closing and have keys!! 🥳🥳
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Hope I get an A on my kid's science project.
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Cash that doesn't all face the same direction is straight up blasphemy.
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@tlhicks713 I retweeted and then saw the same thing, verbatim, marked about 40 minutes earlier than this one. Sure hope it's not uncredited theft.
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My retirement goals include having giant rabbits.
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I sleep on whichever side of the bed is closest to the door. You?
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Found a bunch of friends hidden in untouched boxes, including Mokey. She's happy to be free.
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I can honestly say this is the first time I've seen a sink of that color.
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Been on a mad muting spree so if you're still here...hey.
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Crime rates always dip substantially on Mother's Day, so you know what that means. Your mom is up to some shady shit when you're not around.
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Couldn't not buy such an amazing sounding product. 🤣
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Next home improvement:
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This is great and all, but did you know there's no food in my fucking bowl?!
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I wish my path in early adulthood would have led me to being a sushi model.
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I get so pissed that nobody at the grocery store is taught how to pack a paper bag. There are not many things fundamentally simpler than stacking blocks and understanding how shapes and density work. Toddler stuff.
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I keep hitting the down arrow but nobody is going down on me yet. How many does it take?
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Well fuck me, that was unexpected.
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The chips and salsa both ran out at the same time. Holy freaking hippos! I think I just broke the universe.
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I've been eating the hell outta some berries though. Blackberries, raspberries, and now blueberries. I am one antioxidant laden muthafucka right now. 👊
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Anyone else use NFL app for fantasy and your waivers didn't process last night? I'm so confused right now, and questioning my sanity.
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Don't let people bully you into buying beds for your kids.
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Somebody's being super adult-y today.
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Finally, a word search without lies.
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After heavy research, I've summed up the astrological sign thing for everyone: Aries: cunt Capricorn: cunt Sagittarius: cunt Leo: cunt Virgo: cunt Pisces: cunt Aquarius: cunt Gemini: cunt Scorpio: cunt Libra: cunt Taurus: cunt Cancer: cunt *applicable to all genders
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Loving lake life today!
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Poll: Am I going to live or die from this?
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If nothing else, can we all agree that Aliens was the best scary sci-fi film?
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If we were a smarter society, we'd be stressing during adolescence the importance of not using your dominant hand for everything. Otherwise injury strikes later in life and you can't even masturbate. That's how people die and wars start.
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40-50 earth years, give or take
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QT a selfie with your age 51
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Back home. Soul replenished and tired.
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Decided to leave Luke's head on the wall for the next people. 😆
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Is there anything worse in life than decent jokes going unrecognized?
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Started sleeping with a stuffed animal again. Because that's normal. 🙄
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Tortured and stuff, I guess. I mean who isn't...
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It's been the wildest few weeks. How y'all been?
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Nothing grinds my gears like wanting to reply to a post, and then seeing it was from 6 hours ago, and knowing I'll be judged as the loser I am. 😏
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Vagina. It's what's for dinner. At some lucky person's house. Here it's grilled cheese. 🤷‍♀️
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Lucky patrons at my garage sale tomorrow get the deadly spiders for free.
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