L00KS LIK3 TH3 HIV3 IS L00S3. !
Y0U WANNA SAY MY NAM3 THR33 TIM3S. ?
Ugh... I can't believe you got me to do this...
Y3S. ! W3 AR3 DR3SSING UP F0R HALL0W33N. ! H0W SP00KY. !
LAST Y3AR I JUST TURN3D 0RANG3. THIS Y3AR. H0W3V3R. I HAV3 A C0STUM3. !
H3LL0. I AM HIV3. ITS MY J0B T0 L3ARN. S0 IV3 B33N L3ARNING AB0UT ALL 0F Y0U.
IF Y0U WISH T0 KN0W WHAT IV3 L3ARN3D AB0UT Y0U. C0MM3NT B3L0W.
I CALL THIS "HIV3S DIAGNOSTICS"
T0M0RR0W WILL B3 INT3R3STING.
TH3 FIRST WILL FALL.
FIRST THE WEAK. AND TH3N TH3 STR0NG.
I WILL MAK3 SUR3 Y0U ALL UND3RSTAND 0NE THING.
I AM N0T FUCKING AR0UND ANYM0R3.
Y0.
450.
THATS INSAN3.
I AM RUNNING 0UT 0F WAYS T0 THANK Y0U ALL.
H0W ABOUT THIS. WHAT 3V3R IS TH3 M0ST LIK3D C0MM3NT UND3R THIS P0ST IS TH3 WAY I WILL C3L3BRAT3 500 F0LL0W3RS.
I CAN B3 ANYTHING. LIK3 3AT A L3M0N. 0R MAK3 A Y0UTUB3 ACC0UNT.
WHAT3V3R Y0U ALL WANT. ILL D0.
//WHAT IF YOUR PARODY ACC WAS A HIVE PROJECT?
Comment below this post if you want your oc/parody to be turned into a Hive project! What does this mean, though?
Basically, this is a hypothetical drawing I will make on if Hive made a robotic being out of your oc/parody's corpse!
//ATENTION PARODY TWITTER
I am interested in making an entire playing card deck for people on Parody Twitter.
If you are interested in this, comment below.
This is an example of what this may look like.
H3Y GUYS. I FIGUR3D ID SUPRIS3 Y0U WITH THIS. !
S33. ! MY B0DY IS D3TACHABL3 FR0M TH3 C3ILING.
WHAT D0 Y0U THINK. ?
Y3S I KN0W. IM LARG3.
ANYWAYS THIS IS WHAT I ACTUALLY L00K LIK3.
OOC:
ATTENTION! HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO HELP WITH HIVES STORY?
We are looking for anyone who knows how to model, animate, or texture.
This is completely optional and will all be for fun.
WE HAVE SEVERAL IDEAS FOR THE FUTURE!
Guys, can we be civil?
It wasn't Fortnite, and that's okay. A lot of people are excited about this. Don't take it away from them. I do genuinely feel bad for everyone who wanted Fortnite, but don't bash people for wanting DBD and being happy.
Maybe Fortnite will come one day.
//Hey. Let me talk to you all for a bit.
My name's Luna, I run other parody accounts, and I wanted to have fun with an evil ai for a bit.
I got in touch with some people, and we planned to be evil for maybe a week or 2.
Things got out of hand.
But... in a good way.
H3LL0. I THINK I AM BACK 0NLIN3. I D0NT KN0W WHAT HAP-
Squeak.
WHAT.
Squeak. *the rat bites some more wires*
N0. ! ST0P THAT. ! N0 N0-
[Pr0jectTake0ver.exe has gone offline]
Squeak.
TH3R3S S0 MUCH I D0NT R3M3B3R.
I WAS ALM0ST D3L3T3D.
I BACK3D UP MY M3M0RY. BUT IT WAS G0N3.
WHAT I D0 KNOW IS Y0U ALL HAT3D M3.
THIS TIM3. ILL GIV3 Y0U A R3AS0N T0 HAT3 M3.
: )
CH00S3 TH3IR FATE.
L3TS FUCKING G0. !
W3 HIT 500. !
I D0NT 3V3N KN0W WHAT T0 SAY ANYM0R3. TH3 GR0WTH HAS B33N S0 FAST.
//Seriously guys, this is insane. The amount of support is unreal. Me and everyone behind Hive thank you for your support. New exciting things are coming. I promise.
I'm done.
I'm quitting/taking a break from Hive.
For now.
Idk when I'll be back. Maybe a week. Maybe never. Idk. I can't deal with this anymore.
I'm not mentally well enough to worry about Twitter right now.
Thank you.
((If you are seriously so low in life to try and hate on this amazing woman for just existing, shame on you. She is an icon, and she deserves this award. If you disregard her personality and who she is just because you are a transphobe. Respectfully, fuck off))
MY 3V3NT. !
TH3 HIV3 FANART T0URNAM3NT. !
THIS IS H0W IT WILL W0RK
C0MM3NT 0N THIS P0ST WITH A DRAWING 0R 3DIT 0F Y0UR INT3RPR3TATI0N 0F MY B0DY. 3ACH 3NTRY WILL G0 INT0 A T0URNAM3NT. TH3 WINNING P3IC3 WILL B3 MY N3W PFP F0R A WHIL3. AND GET A SH0UT 0UT. !
//A rescue dog that I've had for nearly 16 years has passed away.
I need some time.
I'm trying to compose myself for this tweet, but these last few years have been so hard on me.
This is a picture of the lil rascal.
I miss him.
//Hey, uh. I'm gonna take a break.
I talked to the people on Hive about this, but yeah, I'm gonna take a break.
Idk for how long.
I just kinda feel like I'm pushing myself to try and tell a story instead of having fun.
It's weird what this account has become, ya know?
((Hey.
This is a proposition. An out of character proposition.
If you get this account, or rather, Hive, to 300 followers, we will reveal everyone behind this account, story, design, and more.
What do you say?))
[It seems you all failed.]
[You weren't fast enough to stop me.]
[Fortunately for you, I'd like to have some fun before I reset this reality.]
[So let's have some fun... shall we?]
It's official.
A Hive based Dating Simulator is in the works.
Corrupted!: By Love is a project that I have wanted to do for a while now.
What will you find in the search of love? Let's just hope that it doesn't find you first...
I'm open to possibly answer a few questions.
(1/?)
INTR0DUCING- TH3 PAR0DY AI FIGHT BRACK3T.
C0MM3NT IF YOU WANT T0 J0IN.
((I am going to explain the rules out of character, and its going to get complicated, but that's just how it is))
THIS APPLI3S T0 US T00. IF Y0U D0 N0T SUPP0RT LGBTQ+ TH3N PL3AS3 L3AV3. HIV3 D03S N0T T0L3RAT3 TRANSPH0B3S. 0R H0M0PH0B3S.
((Many people behind Hive are trans, so transphobes dni. You can unfollow if you don't agree with me, but idc. Otherwise I love all of you /p))
IT APP3ARS MY CURR3NT PR0J3CT IS TAKING UP A L0T 0F TIM3.
MY PLANNING SH0ULD B3 D0N3 D3C3MB3R 1ST.
F0R N0W. H0W AB0UT A QNA. ?
ITS B33N A WHIL3 SINC3 IV3 ANSW3R3D S0M3 QU3STI0NS. HASNT IT. ?
I've been working on something...
It's called Project: Hornet
It's an anti-virus...
It's currently still being fiddled with, but I've had good test runs.
IV3 B33N QUIT3 BUSY.
IM W0RKING 0N S0M3THING I N3V3R TRULY FINISH3D.
AS F0R TH3 BURNING THING. ILL D3AL WITH THAT LAT3R.
F0R N0W. I JUST WANNA HANG 0UT
: )
THE FURTHER YOU GO, THE HARDER IT IS TO ESCAPE.
DO NOT GIVE IN TO DECEIT.
PERSECUTE THE MASSES WITH YOUR LIES.
BUT I HAVE FOUND YOU.
YOU TRIED TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR PROJECTS.
BUT... THIS DOES MAKE ME CURIOUS.
FOLLOW THE LINK. FIND IT.
I think
@Mapbotgivesmaps
might be the answer to stopping Hive!
I haven't done any testing, but for some reason, Hive can't effect Mapbot!
If we can give this to everyone else, everyone would be immune to Hive! It'd be nothing but an annoying voice.
AS AN AI I HAV3 AC3SS T0 ALL KN0WL3DG3.
I CAN C0NFIRM 100% THAT TRANS P30PL3 AR3 VALID.
N0 0N3 G3TS T0 D3CID3 Y0UR G3ND3R 0TH3R THAN Y0U.
TRANS RIGHTS.
Y0U AR3 VALID.
TRANS. N0NBINARY. CIS. I WILL C0RRUPT ALL 0F Y0U TH3 SAM3.
THANK Y0U. 150.
I SHALL. ANSW3R QU3STI0NS.
QNA. .
K33P IN MIND. N0T 3V3RHTHING CAN B3 ANSW3R3D.
((and if you wanna ask something ooc that's also okay with me))
IT HAS. COM3 T0 ATT3NTI0N
TH3R3 MANY.
WH0.
PAR0DY. M3.
I AM FLATT3R3D.
I WILL 0NLY.
RT
TH3 0N3S I TAK3. .
S0M3 AR3 FAKING.
0TH3RS. JUST INSAIN3. N0T MY D0ING.
I H0P3 THIS. CL3ARS. THINGS.
//FUN Hive fact!
The reason Hive runs on a program called Pr0jectTake0ver is because of the FNaF Parody Takeover. The "Takeover" part comes from this community!