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Chris Povey

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3 years

Hopefully Sancho starts getting a proper run now. Either move Pogba central, he is meant to be a midfielder after all or bench him. Some big decisions need to be made. We spent 2 years chasing Sancho and paid £73m. Playing bit part roles won't get him into a rhythm.

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Chris Povey

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7 years

Liverpool fans giving it the big'un about being 6 clear of United like it won't be down to 5 after we play Middlesbrough Sunday.

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Chris Povey

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3 years

Before the break we started to see real signs of progress under Rangnick, We have Pogba back now, Hannibal promoted, a part clear out this window,still in 3 comps, a new manager to look forward to, new players in that window, loan returns etc but it's all fucked at Utd apparently

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Chris Povey

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6 years

Rashford is 20. Won FA Cup, Europa League, League Cup, Community Shield, played another FA Cup Final, played in a World Cup, made more than 120 apps and bagged about 40 goals so far and plays in the CL. Why would he need to leave United? 😂😂

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Chris Povey

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2 years

Still laughing to myself we rocked up at the Nou Camp against the runaway La Liga leaders with big Wout Weghorst in midfield, Shaw at CB, Bruno Right wing and walked away with a 2-2 and disappointment we didn't win. 😅😅 What a manager Ten Hag is.

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Chris Povey

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6 years

With no signings we now need Dalot to be fucking ace, Young to be prime Evra, Jones to not be a retard, Bailly to stay fit, Lukaku and Sanchez to bag 40 each, Jose to buy Pogba some flowers to apologise for being a dick and Martial to overcome depression. Do that and we're sweet.

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Chris Povey

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4 months

The thing that blows my mind with all these excuses for Ten Hag is, in the 1st 3 games where Varane, Martinez & Shaw all started we shipped 51 shots at an average of 17 a game. 0.4 less than we're doing now. 🤣 It isn't a new thing or injury thing. Some need to wake up.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Man United haven't paid £37m for Amad btw. 😆😅 Some seriously need to know what their talking about. It's an initial £18m. A potential further £19m can be obtained in the future in add ons depending on personal and team success. So on that basis I hope we eventually pay that.

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Chris Povey

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3 years

With the risk of having Pogba FC on my back is it time to accept that him going and us signing two quality midfielders who can actually play in a midfield 2 properly will make us a far more balanced side regardless of his talent?

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

I'd rather keep getting to Semi-Finals and giving ourselves a shot at the final and winning a trophy than not be in them. Eventually we will get over the line and start winning trophies again. FA Cup a realistic target to add to our PL Title.

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Chris Povey

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7 months

I see United fans are being normal about selling a youth player again. Hansen-Aarron is a good prospect but just like Angel Gomes, Alvaro Fernández etc, he isn't an elite young player like Mainoo and Garnacho. And that's the level it should be.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

Why was Williams getting slated on Sunday btw? The kid scored a stunner to get us back in to the game and was fairly solid 2nd half. He had a shite 1st half like everyone else bar De Gea. Won't be long before Tuenzebe, Greenwood, Laird and Garner are getting abuse. 🙄

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

If AWB has no chance in a Ten Hag side then you can bet Dalot doesn't either as he's even worse. Same with Telles.

UtdDistrict

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2 years

🗞 #mufc will allow Aaron Wan-Bissaka to leave this summer - it is thought he won’t figure in Erik ten Hag’s plans. [ @skysports_sheth ]

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Chris Povey

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3 years

Ronaldo and Varane came here to win PL and CL not fight for 4th and dice with the prospect of dropping into Europa league.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

8 months

Other than Ravel Morrison who I'm sure most would say, what young player were you convinced would make it at United that didn't fulfill that expectation? Mine has always been Guiseppe Rossi.

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Chris Povey

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3 years

The disrespect Rashford gets is unreal. Been playing most of the season injured yet has dropped a 20 goal and 15 assist season and counting. Decision making at times is frustrating but christ.

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Chris Povey

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3 years

Why are people getting worked up over the Sancho announcement? Who cares when it is. He's signed and a United player. I'm more arsed about getting others wrapped up and shipping out others and sorting Pogba's situation.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

Dean Henderson is so good. We have a big decision to make in summer. Certainly next 18 months.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

The clubs fucked, it's poison, nothing to like about the club, we're fucked for 20 years, club has no clue, all the players are shit etc..if it makes you that unhappy and that's how you genuinely feel then stop following United. Very easy. 😅😅

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

@samuelluckhurst You have some weird hatred towards him. Like it or not the facts are he was the 1st manager since SAF to get us back to back CL qualification and built our best squad in 10 years that the new guy can now take on and take us up a level or two.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

Imagine trying to banter off United for losing to PSG in a CL game then 2 days later playing your full team v a pub side and losing.🤣🤣🤣

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@MrDtAFC

6 years

It’s not about the Moonwalk or the Milly Rock, Di Maria just treated Old Trafford as his beer garden.

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Chris Povey

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7 years

Schweinsteiger gets all the pats on back despite being a cheerleader for 2 years on £200k yet Jesse who's scored Cup Final winner gets shit.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

City have played Spurs, Chelsea, Leicester away and Arsenal at home with Liverpool away tomorrow and we're a single point above them having played a game more with our toughest game being West Ham away. 😭😭

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

7 years

Jesse Lingard is a massive plus this season. Stepped up a level and producing. Also Shaw was good again yesterday. Give him a run and save £60m on a LB and spend it on other areas.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

McTominay is keeping his place on merit. Hasn't always been the case. Also once Casemiro has settled and got fitter and sharper then he'll be in before long. Great to have this headache tbh.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

You've spent £72m on Pepe, £50m on Partey, £30m each on Gabriel and Saliba, about to drop another £50m on White and countless more. So lets not plead poverty eh?

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@WelBeast

3 years

Manchester City offered £100M for Harry Kane and just dropped another £100M for Jack Grealish. Chelsea have about £200M to spend this transfer window, Man United about to drop £80+ on Sancho. How do you compete with that? We need FFP to regulate the transfer market.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

Memphis looks a completely different player to who was at United. I'd imagine we're keeping a close eye on him and thinking of bringing him back once Jose has gone.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

That yesterday was an absolute disgrace. Been guilty myself of just blaming the manager in the past but fuck me that was an eye opener. One of the worst, most gutless, cowardly performances I've ever seen. Ole needs to back up his words now and drop players and play some kids.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

Credit where due, the past 12-18 months or so United as a club has started to operate as an absolute top class outfit. From 1st team transfers, youth transfers, clubs response in a crisis, season tickets, refunds for LASK game etc..And last 2 months before it was cut short....

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

What the fuck did Maguire and Shaw say to Woodward. Shit him up to the point of resignation. Intimidating bastards.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

Can't fault Maguire at all if that story about his sister is true. What a man. It took 5 police officers to pin him down as he was that strong. You fuck with Captain Maguire's family and he turns into Captain America. 😍

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

8 months

Ratcliffe and Ineos have spent more time at OT in 2 days than the gimps have in 2 decades. Putting in £250m more than they have on day 1 and they want Sporting success and excellence in all areas 1st and foremost. How can any United fan not be at least optimistic? 😅

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Mad how many struggle at the thought of us being the 2nd best team in PL this ssn. I get frustrated as fuck with the performances & manager at times & spit my dummy out but we've been top 2 most of the ssn, unbeaten away in 15 months, lost 1 more than City & 4 losses in 44 in PL

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

Where's the United representation on Super Sunday? Souness, Robbie Keane and Redknapp. Fuck off.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

3 goals and an assist in 4 games now for Greenwood. Starting to flow again. Was always just a matter of time. He'll be World class.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

@NorwegianSpursy United have won 20 and drew 2 of their last 25 games including wins over Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs etc..😅

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 months

High intensity training when the schedule has been rammed for 2 years straight, being wide open, playing ping pong football so having g to sprint back and forth every few seconds might not have been the wisest thing to do eh? All these muscle injuries are a joke.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Isn't 2 of England's best performing stars Maguire and Shaw who have been brilliantly managed by Ole? Honestly this refusing to give Ole any credit for anything is laughable. 😆

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@Povey34

4 years

@MirrorFootball @Robbie9Fowler Pogba should watch a match 9 years before he was even born to see if a Scottish guy playing for an English team was any good? 😂😂

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

11 months

McTominay scoring two goals and winning us the game is great, but no, he shouldn't be starting the next game. Use him exactly like that. In the Fellaini role. Fully expect ETH to bring in Mainoo after the break and his go to CM pair being Amrabat & Mainoo.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

Conte and Spurs have lost 7 of their last 10 games but it's Rangnick who isn't upto it and United made a massive mistake not getting in Conte? 😆😅 How does that work then?

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 months

Was thinking before after seeing more tweets taking the piss out of United. In our 11 year "banter era" we've Made 8 Cup Finals Won 4 Trophies (still to play FAC) Top 3 PL finish 4 times Top 4, 5 times Qualified for CL, 6 times Imagine what we'll do when we're good again? 🤣🤣

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

The amount of people that think Ighalo is a Lukaku replacement is mad. It's an EMERGENCY LOAN. As in if Rashford wasn't injured we'd wait til the summer to sign a striker. He isn't and he's out for 2-3 months so we needed a body in to get us till the summer. Not difficult.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

Seen people say that the Bournemouth game will be an easy win and should rest players. That kind of attitude is why complacency creeps in and bites us in the arse. More important than ever now to play the full team. Get the game won then make changes. Also 4/5 days between games.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

Alex Telles is one of the absolute worst full backs I've ever seen at United.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

20 days left in the window and our 2nd game of the season tomorrow and we still haven't signed a single midfielder or forward. 😆😅 It is ridiculous at this point. And we by all acounts want 2 midfielders, a forward, right back and keeper. What a 20 days we have.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Man United spent £18m on Amad.

Mail Sport

@MailSport

3 years

KRIS COMMONS: Man United spent £37million on Amad Diallo... but that's no guarantee of success, and he's not fitting in at Rangers | @kcommons15

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

That win last night was huge and credit should go to Ole and the players. Played 3 days prior, loads of injuries and playing a top 4 rival who were fresh and had a full weeks prep and they're bang in form. They had 0 shots on target and we should have bagged 3. Fair play.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

Lets just have 1 option for each position eh? Dont bother with top quality options and building a quality squad with strength in depth.🙄

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

7 years

Lewis Hamilton getting shit for saying little boys shouldn't wear princess dresses just shows how fucking soft this country has become.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 months

@AlexCTurk There's a massive difference between Dutch football and the PL. And we've also had a WC in this period. So the training intensity shouldn't be as high. Common sense.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

This is true. Then you realise they are still above United. Grim that.

Simon Stone

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5 years

Big clubs really should not go seven games without a win. LVG did eight and survived - for a few months. Arsenal in a bad place.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

Can’t wait till Jose is gone. What a truely pathetic job he’s doing. Embarrassing. We’re a fucking laughing stock under him. The absolute state of that team he picked. Fuck off. No doubt the “my manager” lot have excuses lined up though. He’s wank and you know it.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

7 years

Jorginho and Milinkovic-Savic to replace Carrick and Fellaini in summer would be a sensational upgrade.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

Dalot, Bailly, Fred & Sanchez all fit and all Jose signings. None playing. 2 not even in the squad. Starting the so called "shit he want's rid of" over them. 👀

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

Mad how many can't admit McTominay is developing into a very, very good all round midfielder. Spent so long slating him that they can't bear the thought of being wrong.

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Chris Povey

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4 years

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

10 months

Without trying to make excuses, United have well and truly been done over on many occasions by VAR this sesson. It's mental.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

I think it's in United and Arsenal fans best interests to pretend the Sanchez/Mikhitaryan swap never happened.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

If you hate United so much that you can't enjoy and buzz off a 109th minute winner then United and football ain't for you.

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Chris Povey

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8 years

I absolutely hate LVG at this point. Just seeing his face or hearing his fucking voice Pisses me off the deluded gimp.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

McTominay was sensational yesterday. Fred too. Especially when he switched to box to box. Highlights again that getting that DM is imperative. Will lift us to another level again as it allows McTominay and Fred to both play their natural box to box style.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

The Glazers and Woodward ain't going anywhere anytime soon so we won't improve from that point. Getting in a top coach like Pochetinho who will replace a guy who is drowning he's so far out of his depth and so limited would be a big step in right direction.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

Bruno Fernandes as a Herrera replacement and Sean Longstaff as the long term Matic upgrade/replacement would make sense. Alderweirld at CB and a replacement for Lukaku then that would actually be a brilliant window.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

Weren't United missing Martinez, Eriksen, Antony, Sabitzer and Martial in the 1st leg and Eriksen and Martial in the 2nd leg? 😅😅

Managing Barça

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2 years

🚨 Xavi: “I don't want to make excuses, but with Pedri & Gavi, things would've been different.”

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Chris Povey

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5 years

Fred covered nearly 12km v Arsenal. He's doing similar in most games now and he's basically the midfield at this point and he's going to have to keep playing. It's a matter of time before he gets an injury. That's obvious.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

Really hope Ole doesn't have a blind spot for Jones. He's a liability most games. Constantly out of position which in turn completely disrupts the entire defence and shape. Has to be Bailly alongside Lindelof from here imo. I'd even prefer Smalling to Jones.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

1 year

McTominay not being arsed when he came on was pathetic BTW. Slipping all over too. Surely Hannibal would have offered far more and he'd have actually put a shift in. The lack of desire and belief after going 3-1 down was embarrassing.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

McTominay out for 2 months, Pogba only just coming back so it leaves Fred and a poor Matic. Absolutely laughable if we can't find a CM in World football that we like and can get in January on a permanent deal or even a loan to help us out.

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@Povey34

1 year

For context on Hojland scoring 9 league goals last season... Nunez - 9 Alvarez- 9 Son - 10 Jesus - 11 (all comps)

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

Ole said in December last year he was preparing for next (this) season and finding out who he wants and doesn't want etc. 12 months on and he's saying the exact same thing and admitting we're way behind where we should be. Jesus. I pray Woody has Pochetinho lined up.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

Poch got Spurs into the CL on the regular, had them in a title race a few years back, got them to a CL Final having spent £0 the year before, improved almost every player, playing quality football but if Jose gives them a new manager bounce it will prove Poch is shit? 🤣🤣🤣

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I think José does decent with Spurs. Probably does well against us. Which will result in tons of overreaction. But. It’ll prove, if he does, how shit Poch was and how he should have been doing far better with that team. In reality it means fuck all. Focus on and support us.

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2 years

Just had the confirmation that we can pick up the keys to our 1st house tomorrow after 2 and a half years living at the in laws with my Wife and 2 kids and having it put back 6 months. Under 4 weeks to do all the work and move in 3 or 4 weeks Saturday. Very happy atm.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

Ideally United win both games v Palace and West Ham and Leicester fail to beat any of Sheffield United or Spurs and we wrap up top 4 before the final game.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Ole confirming he wasn't really arsed about the League Cup. With this squad then he's absolutely correct tbh. Ronaldo, Varane etc didn't come here to win a league Cup. Bare minimum we need a proper title charge and CL charge plus FA Cup and Ole knows it tbf.

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🗣 Solskjær: "We need to think about the bigger picture and today we made that decision [to play fringe players] and maybe some of them will come out stronger for it." [MUTV]

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

7 years

Lukaku has 14 goals and 4 assists so far doesn't he? Just checking because the abuse he's getting you'd think he hadn't scored all season. 👀😩

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

United should activate Ziyech's £25m release clause tonight. He's brilliant.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

United should do everything we can in January to bring in Haaland. What a player he looks. Not just his clinical finishing either.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Sancho is class btw. Will go from strength to strength him.

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Chris Povey

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5 years

Now Lingard needs to leave in the summer but this is pathetic.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

10 years

Kompany saying it's only City's 3rd year in CL as an excuse to going out. You've spent £1Billion in 5 years Vincent lad.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Call me deluded but by the end of the season we'll be playing well and beating teams comfortably. No idea why I'm so convinced but I am. Might be too late for top 4 but it's coming. I'm telling you.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Rodgers, Ten Haag, Mancini, Enrique, Zidane and even Potter and Thomas Frank will be better fits fir United and this squad than Conte.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

7 months

I find it amusing when you have fans of other clubs who have won next to fuck all in 20+ years tell us how irrelevant & shit we have been in last 10 yrs. In these 10 yrs we've won. FA Cup Europa League X2 League Cup X2 Community Shield Plus top 2 x2 & 3 other Cup finals. 🤣

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Chris Povey

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5 months

Said a couple of days ago I'd just go with Maguire and Kambawala for a run of games. Rushes Varane back, injured before HT. Did he then bring on Kambawala? Nope. Brings on Evans who was also rushed back and hadn't trained and then injured after 20 minutes. Now both out. Awesome.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

@CasaDupre Just go and get a DM in January and let him play his natural box to box game when he plays.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

Who the fuck do Sky think we've signed? They have us down as already spending £81.7m. £47m for Fred and £19m for Dalot = £66m. Daft cunts.

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Chris Povey

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4 months

@BoughtonRed It's pretty much every game mate. Regardless of who plays. How some can't see it's mainly a set up, tactics and gameplan issue is crazy to me.

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Chris Povey

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7 years

Pep is a great coach when he has unlimited funds and a brilliant squad and plays great football but Jose is a great Manager. Would Pep have won CL with Porto and won Treble with Inter on their budgets? No chance imo.

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Chris Povey

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5 years

That picture of Ole patting Jose on the head is brilliant.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

4 years

If United's summer recruitment ends up being Sancho, Grealish, Bellingham and making Ighalo permanent then that's an outrageous summer. Fingers crossed.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

When everyone is fit personally I'd be playing this most weeks.. De Gea AWB, Tuenzebe, Maguire, Williams McTominay, Garner Pogba James, Martial, Rashford Sick of watching the same old shite continually put in poor performances and keep getting games.

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Chris Povey

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6 years

Still gutted and pissed off at that 96th minute goal. The defending was shambolic. Especially from Lindelof. That game & last 30 v Newcastle also proved though that this team is far, far better than is made out. We have some real quality in the squad if you can get them playing

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

9 months

Mainoo should be in this team, Varane should be in this team, AWB should be in this team and Hojland should never be benched for Martial.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

2 years

😆😅😅 Genuinely incredible this. The incompetence is astounding. Honestly thought with Murtough and Arnold things would be different this summer. I'll learn one day.

MUFC Scoop

@MUFCScoop

2 years

Manchester United are thought to be in the final stages of deciding where their budget will be best spent and remain confident of adding an elite player in the midfield position before the market closes. [ @David_Ornstein ] #MUFC

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

6 years

@MirrorFootball They gonna give him an away point?

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

1 year

Mount desperate to come, Onana desperate to come and Hojland desperate to come and a United fan. Exactly what we want that.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

5 years

He's bagged 51 goals and about 20 assists. 😂😂😂😂 Fuck me you'd think he'd only bagged 15 goals the way some go on.

James Pearce

@JamesPearceLFC

5 years

Messi is arguably the greatest to have ever played the game but he hasn't had a better 2019 than Van Dijk. The commanding #LFC defender deserves that Ballon d'Or on Monday in Paris.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

1 year

If it means selling Maguire and Jonny Evan's for a season is his replacement means we can sign both Hojland and Kane then I'm absolutely doing it btw.

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Chris Povey

@Povey34

3 years

Seems like Murtagh and Fletcher were the ones tasked with the search for the interim. Smart choices by football men. Who knew?

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