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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

2 days

Well, hell, that's easy to top, read on...

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10 months

Colorado just devastated its Billions of dollars hunting industry... on purpose.

Colorado Parks and Wildlife

@COParksWildlife

10 months

A historic day for Colorado and for the first time ever — we released 5 wolves, 3 males and 2 females, in Grand County today. Captured in Oregon, the wolves were evaluated by our veterinarians & biologists, fitted with GPS collars & transported to Colorado for their release.

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Fella, if revolution happens... you're not going to last past the first gravel road.

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yelling "fight" after being shot yesterday... that is some straight up cold blooded gangster shit. There's still plenty I don't like about the man, but his display of testicular fortitude yesterday definitely earned my respect. 2/2

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1 year

Welcome to Burn Rate 101, an introduction to firearm propellant. Today's lesson will cover black powder:

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 months

Trump has officially seen more combat than @AdamKinzinger .

Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱

@AdamKinzinger

3 months

Shut your mouth. Have you seen the rhetoric from him? Dumbass

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@PoleDancingPooh

6 months

"Experts" have never worked a 16 hour day in Missouri in July.

New York Post

@nypost

6 months

Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist

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@PoleDancingPooh

10 months

I'm sorry... but if you don't carry a knife in your pocket 365 days a year... are you really a guy?

John Crist

@johnbcrist

10 months

Christmas morning is the super bowl for the guy who carries a knife in his pocket 365 days a year

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 months

I'm going to be real honest here. Most of you know I'm not a fan of DJT. I don't like him as a man. And I have always believed he's a bitch. A spoiled rich kid that used power he inherited, then grew, to pretend to be a tough guy. Him standing and pumping his fist 1/2

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@PoleDancingPooh

11 months

No. But I also can not imagine going to the bar every weekend and sucker punching the same guy that kicked my ass the last 15 times I did it.

Ahmed El-Madhoun

@madhoun95

11 months

Can you imagine this is the street of our house and the neighborhood I grew up in? All our memories are there. I know every house and every shop. I no longer have much to say..

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

Most factual meme ever.

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@PoleDancingPooh

9 months

Most of you will never understand the difference this tool has made across the utility industry. It has prevented an immeasurable number of injuries and outages.

Science girl

@gunsnrosesgirl3

9 months

Process of hydro excavating around fiber optic installation

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@PoleDancingPooh

6 months

These fucks really think I wouldn't eat a T-Rex?

PETA

@peta

1 year

Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 #DinosaurDay

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@SecArmy @USArmy @usarec I don't know a single person that got out in the last 15 years that recommends joining right now.

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

Took the girlfriend's 9 y/o daughter out shooting for the first time. She wants to go youth hunting this year. She's never shot anything but a bb gun. I'm not expecting much from her... and then she does this at 100 yards with my 300 AAC.

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@PoleDancingPooh

11 months

Me glancing nervously at Yellowstone...

Slightly Venomous Kirk

@jamusp

11 months

🤔 Mexican volcano eruption, Japan volcano eruption, Iceland splitting open. Oof.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@POTUS

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@dook42_domini @3YearLetterman @elonmusk IBM literally stands for Inventions Bill Made.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@FPWellman @AmmoMfg Uh... I too am from Missouri... I'm also a hunter... I also have more knowledge about terminal ballistics than you or you Marine/NRA/hunter daddy... your Grand dad's 30-06 is a substantially more devastating round than a 5.56 NATO.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@ShaeAaron Because it's where we left it, not where you all move it to.

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@PoleDancingPooh

10 months

@ReelKevinMiller

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@PoleDancingPooh

5 months

You know what kills me... how the fuck did #BLM burn entire neighborhoods in the name of justice for human garbage like George Floyd, Michael Brown, Jacob Blake, etc. But are fucking calm as a sunny October afternoon over a quality man like Robert Fortson.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

This generation doesn't want to do anything for themselves.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@BernieSanders Bernie thinks a barrel of oil and a gallon of gasoline have no intermediary processes, demand, distribution or supply issues that could cause price increases to gasoline but not oil.

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

@NoContextHumans

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

Just saying.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

The fact FDR died of natural causes is a stain on the history of the United States.

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@deaflibertarian

2 years

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@PoleDancingPooh

11 months

If that was my baby, my baby wouldn't be the only person to die tomorrow.

Jacopo Coghe

@jacopocoghe

11 months

BREAKING: The UK judiciary orders the death of the little patient #IndiGregory tomorrow at 2 pm 🇬🇧, despite the fact that the roman Bambino Gesù Hospital has offered to treat her in Italy and the Italian Government has granted Italian citizenship to the little girl to allow the

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I wasn't going to say anything, but it's been weighing too heavily on my conscience. Yesterday, when @RobProvince and his wife came to the farm, his wife couldn't keep her hands off of my ass. Heavy petting... right in front of him.

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

Which one of you did this?

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the Blue Bird say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a floofy yellow cat: and his name that sat on him was @RobProvince , and Hell followed with him."

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

It's so... clean.

Hell On Wheels

@Colt_45_Outlaw

1 year

Electric bus catches fire…

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

11 months

C'meer deer.

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

1 month

Every one of these springs is full of Ozark striped piranha. They kill hundreds of people and pets a year. Stay away.

🥷🦅Austin Petersen 🇺🇲🥋

@AP4Liberty

1 month

Missouri is full of crystal clear blue springs, and rivers stuffed with rainbow trout.

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

Me: raised in the sticks, hunting since I was 5. Able to hunt, fish and trap all while knowing natural edibles. Him: raised by the television and gaming console, PhDerp in white people bad, thinks food comes from the store. Gonna be interesting we he comes to take my farm.

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

10 months

@TinyBeerBubbles They're supposed to be in Denver too, let's release them there as well.

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@AmyLynnStL I fully agree, an AR won't make my dick bigger, much in the same way having double leader rings in your nose and bb's stuck in your face won't make you attractive. Trust me

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

Send it.

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@PoleDancingPooh

11 months

GM. I hope you all enjoy my day off.

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@PoleDancingPooh

6 months

This is a man that's never worked outside in 100° temps at 85% humidity, in pants, a long sleeve shirt and boots, for an hour, much less 60 or 80 hours

Randy Nichols

@RaiderfanRandy

6 months

@PoleDancingPooh Smelling bad isn't unhealthy

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@NYPD104Pct @NYCMayor @NYPDnews @NYPDChiefPatrol @NYPDChiefOfDept This is so awesome good for you! Did you brown shirts get to kill any dogs in the process?

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

If you watch this and say "no, my crew doesn't have a guy like that" I have bad news. It's you. You're the guy.

Mens_Corner__

@Mens_Corner__

1 year

Every construction site has a guy like this

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 months

@wbridgefa Fight is near impossible to fake.

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

Welp... nice knowing you folks. I'm unvaccinated and... I just drank from a water hose connected to a farm well.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

It's gonna be so awesome, as we are decommissioning coal power, to see EVs become mainstream/ mandated. School busses alone drive 5.8 BILLION miles per year. A bus gets 1mi/.67kWh. That is a 1000MW plant running 24/7 year round. That's enough to power approx 750,000 homes 1/2

The White House

@WhiteHouse

2 years

Since President Biden took office, electric vehicle sales in the United States have tripled. Every electric vehicle sold is a win against climate change.

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@PoleDancingPooh

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@WarPath2pt0 ALL THE DON'TS. One of my guys had a window break in a truck while driving in DT STL. Claimed it must have been shot out... I was skeptical. ... WAS.

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

So my old man makes fun of me for buying good coffee. He won't ever drink it, he brings his own Foldger's. So for Christmas I got him some @smcroasters 38. He finally opened it. Last night he said "I think I'm going to kill you for getting me on that coffee... it's amazing."

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

The time to party approaches. #Farmageddon23

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

How many construction workers do you reckon old Ross here knows? 🤣

Ross Gerber

@GerberKawasaki

1 year

Every construction worker/contractor I’ve asked has told me the same thing. They want an EV truck. It would increase their incomes by up to 20% they drive so much. This market is ripe. $F $TSLA $RIVN #tesla #cybertruck

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@PoleDancingPooh

10 months

Lol... Wut?

Nina Turner

@ninaturner

10 months

You cannot war your way to peace

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@PoleDancingPooh

9 months

Welp, see you bastards on the other side.

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@PoleDancingPooh

9 months

EVERY BIT OF THIS!

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@PoleDancingPooh

10 months

@uwu66391 Just ask Idaho🤣

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

So help me... if a deer tries to hit me with a skateboard...

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

This mornings power outage brought to you by:

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

Welp. IYKYK.

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@PoleDancingPooh

5 months

@Officially10_96 @Lead_Flinger @policelawnews Cool... so if a cop has his hand on his gun I can shoot him out of fear for my life? Cops are the only profession in aware of that doesn't get held to a higher standard in any given situation than the general public.

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@PoleDancingPooh

9 months

Really?

The Patriot Oasis™

@ThePatriotOasis

9 months

Guy quickly finds out you shouldn't touch a Power Line..

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

@spaceboyadastra @Letsbefrank2410 @piper4missouri Not even if they're like this.

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

This kinda shit is so cool. .. when it's in someone else's system... from a distance

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

Just in case you're wanting to get fucked senseless, stalked, truck keyed and possibly murdered in the near future .

Archaeo - Histories

@archeohistories

3 years

Red-haired festival in Ireland. Red-haired people, who make up 2% of the world's population, celebrate their rare features in August every year. #archaeohistories

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@PoleDancingPooh

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I can work with this.

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

Good luck this evening fellow #MeatEaters .

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@PoleDancingPooh

9 months

Hey medical types, do I really need to consult a physician if this erection lasts more than 4 hours?

Keebler

@keebler45

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@PoleDancingPooh

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@ClaudesBBQ isn't any better.

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@PoleDancingPooh

11 months

I'm gonna burn 2 tires just for this guy.

Dr Thomas Smith 🔥🌏

@DrTELS

11 months

So I spent yesterday evening having a quiet night in. At around 11 pm I began to smell smoke *inside my flat*. I went out to investigate… This is a somewhat angry (but evidence-based) wood-burning thread. *trigger warning* for urban wood-burners! #WoodBurning 🔥💨🧵 [1/n]

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 years

The fears for that first #Farmageddon are real... but soon dismissed.

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@PoleDancingPooh

9 months

Meet George. George is a journalist. George has the same level of intellect as a rock... but he wears a suit to work, and he undoubtedly has an embossed degree on his wall, so he's got that going for him. 1/

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

I have a lot of 'gun' friends and all of them agree you can eat a whole bag of dicks.

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@PoleDancingPooh

10 months

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

10 months

Wish me luck, kids

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@PoleDancingPooh

12 days

FEMA is a giant money suck. They do shit tier work at best and it's been this way since at least 1993. I've never been to a place that's been hit by disaster and had someone there tell me FEMA operated well. The tax money and equipment would be better used by state agencies.

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

I'm back... just an FYI... I got banned for telling @StephenKing to do exactly what he stated he wanted to do. I appealed to @TwitterSafety they didn't get back to me for 5 days. So I deleted but here's what went down. #Bias

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@GLeibniz1716

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

DJT is a asshat. People that entered the capital in Jan 6 are morons. Any politician that thinks we shouldn't see all the footage, regardless of what it shows, is garbage. All 3 of these things are I true.

Citizen Free Press

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McConnell says it was a "mistake" for Tucker Carlson to release previously unseen J6 footage.

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@PoleDancingPooh

6 months

Men should own ladders... plural.

LibertyJ

@LibertyJen

6 months

Don’t do this.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

@wayofftheres Smart move sending in your cover and consealment first. Who knew the IRS would be tactical game changers?

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

All of them. ALL OF THE AMPS. 🤣🤣🤣

Jon Anderson

@WoodworkFarmer

2 years

Wonder how many amps those “fuses” are rated for?

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

There are people sitting in our House of Representatives who support these animals.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

George Washington would like a word.

President Biden

@POTUS

2 years

You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-America.

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

Yes, but only a lot.

Tandy

@dantypo

1 year

Are men even attracted to this?

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@PoleDancingPooh

5 months

BREAKING NEWS: A BOEING 737 HAS CRASHED DUE TO AN UNKNOWN ERROR THAT OCCURRED DURING A WIFI UPDATE.

Hard Pass

@HardPass4

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@ClaudesBBQ Hm

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 months

Are you fucking kidding me?

New York Post

@nypost

2 months

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore falsely claimed to be a Bronze Star recipient on White House fellowship application – says it was ‘an honest mistake’

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@PoleDancingPooh

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When I was 19, I made a terrible decision it came close to killing a young man. My father loved me, my father never gave up on me. My father also told me I was accountable for that decision and that the decision was entirely my responsibility. Joe biden has continually 1/3

ALX 🇺🇸

@alx

1 year

Ana Navarro: The Hunter Biden scandal is “the story of a father's love”

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@PoleDancingPooh

9 months

I'm old enough to remember when we just called this... winter.

Mrgunsngear

@Mrgunsngear

9 months

Y’all ready 🧐 #storm

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So, a buddy's 14y/o daughter just told me her new step dad is a flat earther. He tells her it's all a conspiracy, and her science teacher is a moron. Obviously, I begged her to set up a play date for the 2 of us... I've never met one in person. It should be fun.

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

Allahu Akb- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

I hope everyone had a great #ColumbusDay

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@PoleDancingPooh

6 months

For those of you that are under the false impression that @ClaudesBBQ is "an honest man" or "owns a truck"... ... I'll have you know the last time we broke bread he was clearly not driving a truck. He was in a Ford F-150.

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

I'm dead and @KFC is the culprit. Well done KFC tweeter, the colonel would be proud.

Santiago Capital

@SantiagoAuFund

1 year

check out the 11 people that @KFC is following and see how long it takes you to get it.

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@wayofftheres @peta

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@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

Obviously I think this post is ridiculous, but honestly if I'm given the option of being armed with fascists in charge or disarmed with socialists in charge... I'm gladly voting for the people that aren't stripping me of the ability to shoot them. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rob Reiner

@robreiner

2 years

If you don’t vote for the Democrats or don’t vote at all, you are choosing to accept living under Fascism.

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

So on the way ini noticed someone had rolled about a 5' sycamore root ball into the fence... wonder who did that?

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PoohThePoleDancer

@PoleDancingPooh

2 years

Same. Ugly progressive white women scare the shit out of me too.

Lolly Walsh, Public Transit Fan Girl

@LauraFKALolly

2 years

Why I don't feel safe in US cities anymore

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@PoleDancingPooh

3 months

Lol so I guess I'm late to the party on this whole "JD Vance fucked a couch" thing. Look... I'm not sure why this is surprising or why anyone is disgusted. It's known JD is a Marine. There is a 107% chance that a couch isn't even top 10 of the worst things he's fucked.

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@PoleDancingPooh

1 year

But wait, that's not all. If you order now, we'll send you A BONUS illegal firearms part, and raid your home, killing your dog, FOR FREE! HURRY OUR OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.