I come back from break to a new dealer at my table. He sees me and immediately says “what’s up with all the man purses in the field”, I quickly responded with “the women’s pants I’m wearing don’t have any pockets”. Most of the table laughed, he did not.
#poker
#tabletalk
To whomever needs to hear this — please stop inviting Phil Helmuth to play high stakes cash games. Your audience does not want to see
@phil_hellmuth
.
#poker
Rant: For f*cks sake with the tanking, and this hand on the shoulder sh*t. This is a $500 tournament at mgm, not 250k Triton super high roller.
#poker
#rant
So apparently yesterday a bad beat jack pot hit in San Antonio for $100k but was not paid out. Here is why the cardroom said it was nullified:
What do you think 🤔???
Apparently it wasn’t a badbeat just a
#SADbeat
#poker
Against my better judgement I sat in a 1/3nl cashgame here at thunder valley. I am currently up $520 in 35mins. I will be here for the foreseeable future.
Jan 2017 my wife suggested that we start taking some poker trips so that I could destress from my career. Fast forward approx 6 years later and it was the best advice anyone every gave me. Today I fully pursue my passion with amazing support from my family and friends
#poker
#ty
Guess I won’t be going to any pool parties this wsop because Doug might say that I’m obese and ugly. On a completely unrelated note are bathing suits against the dress code
@LodgePokerClub
? 🤔
@DougPolkVids
Today I flew to Vegas to be there for a buddies surprise birthday party. It’s so awesome to have such an amazing supportive group of poker people. I’m sure over the next few days you will see some cool photos and videos of the party.
@killogram
#poker
I don’t think I said it publicly but I want to thank
@Joeingram1
for two things:
1) coming back to the poker world
2) being one of my true inspirations on my content creation path
Bought into $600
@MGMGrandPoker
satellite. got down to 1 bb. Quadrupled up, got a seat. Then ran my 60k up to 93k. Will be back tomorrow at noon.
#poker
#mgm
I’ll be back in the live cash game streets this Thursday
@RoundersTonight
so I want to make it special. If I win in the game, I’ll be giving away 5% of the profit to someone. Simply retweet and tag a friend below.
Busted 8th for $5600. Final hand: button raised to 325k at 100k bb, we pick up AQo in BB and rip 860k, he snaps with AKs. We lose.
#gg
#poker
@RoundersCard_SA
poker has been hard this week. fire four bullets in mspt main, finally bag. come in to day 2 with 35 bbs. get knocked out in 20 mins. im not going home without a cash. i will be playing the $250 last chance today at 3pm. fight through the variance.
#poker
Euros ordering tea at the poker table tilts me. I know it shouldn’t, but it does. Nothing but love to my European friends, just know you can tilt me easily.