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PokerDetox

7 months

💥 PD CFP LIVE is now open for recruitment! 💥 ~ If you’re a live cash game grinder located in or around San Jose, California, and the thought of…

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

A player has a 500% ROI in the Main Event. They have around 800k chips at dinner break of Day 2 when they get food poisoning from a Rio Burger. They will have diarrhea every 45 minutes for the next 2 days. What is their new ROI for this tournament?

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

You don't need more solver work, you need more frog poison.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Yesterday we made our players leave the @WSOP registration line after 2 hours of waiting in order to prove they can still fold when committed.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We did a bunch of coke last night and ran about 8,000 sims with the wrong rake structure.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

The holidays are upon us and we would like to remind everyone that one pair is a very strong hand 🌲

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We got pretty lucky over the last 20 million hands or so

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Good morning. You deserve to be able to pay your rent with poker money.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Today we celebrate that against all odds, we have somehow faded all cheating and cult-based accusations

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Half of the team wants to be Charlie Carrel and the other half doesn't think intuition exists.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Some players don't like being poor. These are the players we are looking for.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

New research shows European males with 18-24% body fat give off the worst live tells.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We have perfected the process of hiring people who fold too much and making them press other buttons

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

2022 will be the year that we throw out all the data and let our players do whatever they want based on live tells.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

When all else fails just pretend you rolled a very high number 🔫

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

The 5 stages of appreciating Poker Detox: 1. Poker Detox is crazy 2. Poker Detox is a scam 3. Poker Detox is interesting 4. Poker Detox is on to something 5. Poker Detox is right!

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

All men die, but not all men truly redline.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We do not condone combo-counting or any other form of mental masturbation

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We would once again like to clarify that we are not a gamblers anonymous program.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Today we decided to increase individual volume requirements by 9.4 million hands in order to ensure that our players will never be free.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Men will literally come here and red-line rather than go to therapy

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Table talk is now banned @WSOP . We will be holding telepathy workshops in the sportsbook on breaks.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Now offering full dental coverage for new recruits

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Team goal this year at the WSOP is to waste precisely zero energy calculating the size of the pot

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Reports show that our trainees typically start moving up in stakes once they are no longer eating pizza for breakfast

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

@LandonTice @nickhowardpoker Fuck you Landon.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

For some reason "4bet any two" didn't test well

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

“My first 50k hands since I became a Detox Trainee. I had full confidence in the Detox method even before the start. But that my graph would look like this after two months. Who would have dared to dream about that? (+)

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Most poker players will never get to high stakes because they're just too passive. 3 reasons why: 1. They're not properly bankrolled (scared money) 😰 2. They don't have a stable decision making process 😕 3. They're afraid of making mistakes 😳

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Ignition is down for maintenance so half of the team is playing a board game

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Still running hot 🤷‍♂️

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Recruitment is open but we'll probably fire you if we don't like what we see after 5k hands

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Now offering PhD's in red lining

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

You've gotta lift it up. @GabejRoy

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

We have officially lost all respect for players with weak red lines.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

For Christmas our players have asked for one free pass to give up on a bluff 🎄

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

At this point, we're hiring anyone who enjoys punting off stacks with zero equity

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

New course drops next week called the Kambo

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

We got pretty lucky over the last 30 million hands or so.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

On behalf of the team, we apologize to all of the marginal hands that were made to feel indifferent this year.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We have hired a full time Psychic to help us avoid choices that would burn us to the ground

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Summer is here and we would like to remind everyone that 3rd pair is still printing.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

All operations are paused until we can find a new RNG that stops paying off quads.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

All operations are paused until we figure out how to convince everyone to play more hands.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

A redline is a gift you give yourself.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

If you feel open to a downswing that could threaten your sanity, kindly fill out an application

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We will be opening a new division exclusively for low stakes psycho-grinders

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

WSOP registration line needs a sign out front that shows expected wait time, like a Disney ride.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Most poker players will never get to high stakes because they're just too passive. 3 reasons why: 1. They're not properly bankrolled (scared money) 😰 2. They don't have a stable decision making process 😕 3. They're afraid of making mistakes 😳

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Autumn is here and we are encouraging our players to put their opponents on a single hand

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

The Seven Deadly Sins: Pride Greed Lust Envy Wrath Sloth Low Redline🔻

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Data from our interview process has revealed that we have absolutely no idea what we are looking for.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

You think that redlining will never make you happy. And yet redlining is the only thing that will ever make you happy.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Half of the team wants to be Charlie Carrell and the other half wants to kill him

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

18 month report confirms that the team is crushing but we can't identify how.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Another horse overheated today from red-lining

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

When your blue line must dump, your red line must pump.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We have purchased a small island to house all of the data

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Opening a new division for players who would like to draw animal pictures with their graphs.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

New research shows that our non-vegan players are performing better by at least an order of magnitude 🥩

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Starting a new division specifically for players who talk to themselves in 2nd person

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Spring is here and we are shilling Ace-high harder than ever

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@PokerDetox

3 years

Had to put down one of our horses today. He gave up on a bluff.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We taught the trainees about value bluffs today.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Last night the redline reached escape velocity and we're deeply ashamed of its behavior.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Players typically enlist in our therapy when they don't see much point in folding anymore

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

If you're playing poker on Ignition/Bovada/Bodog.. You shouldn't be training with anyone but us. Why? Because Poker Detox players have won more money on those sites than anyone else in the world. That's why we can give you such a +EV offer:

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Find a girl who doesn't ask you what ICM is.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

In case you're too big of a degenerate to play cash, we've got you covered

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

If your red line is low, do not pass go.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

The FBI is now searching for our red line.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Most poker players will never get to high stakes because they're just too passive. 3 reasons why: 1. They're not properly bankrolled (scared money) 😰 2. They don't have a stable decision making process 😕 3. They're afraid of making mistakes 😳

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

If building a winning poker strategy is something you’ve struggled with for years, this guide is about to make life MUCH easier for you

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

At Poker Detox, we solved the problem of being stuck in the low stakes rake trap. We begin staking you at 200NL regardless of your results. That means variance has no control over your ability to get OUT of the rake trap and start playing meaningful stakes.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

One of our players has just won a bad beat jackpot as a reward for good behavior

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Most poker players will never get to high stakes because they're just too passive. 3 reasons why: 1. They're not properly bankrolled (scared money) 😰 2. They don't have a stable decision making process 😕 3. They're afraid of making mistakes 😳

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

No, the trainees do not need more sims

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Here's what we know at the highest level of data analysis in the industry: Over 300M hands of population analysis has revealed that most professionals are still bad at exploiting recreational players.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Applicants who do not wish to follow protocols are eligible for placement in our "Jackson Pollock" division

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

1 year

Most poker players will never get to high stakes because they're just too passive. 3 reasons why: 1. They're not properly bankrolled (scared money) 😰 2. They don't have a stable decision making process 😕 3. They're afraid of making mistakes 😳

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Starting a GoFundMe for extra mice for our players with severe anger issues.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

30 minutes a day for 30 days. Because that's a commitment you can make without feeling overwhelmed. Improve 10x faster by plugging the most common leaks that keep small stakes players from moving up.. EVERYTHING you need to say goodbye to small stakes FOREVER..

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Two players can't redline if one of them doesn't want to. Lesson there 📈

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

30 minutes a day for 30 days. Because that's a commitment you can make without feeling overwhelmed. Improve 10x faster by plugging the most common leaks that keep low stakes players from moving up.. EVERYTHING you need to finally break through and never look back..

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Most poker players will never get to high stakes because they're just too passive. 3 reasons why: 1. They're not properly bankrolled (scared money) 😰 2. They don't have a stable decision making process 😕 3. They're afraid of making mistakes 😳

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

We're in Barcelona but our bank wire isnt 🧐

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Most poker players will never get to high stakes because they're just too passive. 3 reasons why: 1. They're not properly bankrolled (scared money) 😰 2. They don't have a stable decision making process 😕 3. They're afraid of making mistakes 😳

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Here's what we know at the highest level of data analysis in the industry: Over 300M hands of population analysis has revealed that most professionals are still bad at exploiting recreational players.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

We will be re-modeling our culture to feel more like a Planet Fitness

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Allen Kessler has quit the team due to creative differences

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Losing motivation to study? Struggling to play enough hands? We get it. That's why our new 30 Day Training Camp offers daily cash prizes to keep you motivated ALL month long. So you can EARN 🤑 while you LEARN.

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

3 years

Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble-makers and neutralize them

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Training 1000+ students has taught us EXACTLY how to motivate struggling poker players. Get all the tools you need to FINALLY conquer small stakes. And EARN while you learn with 30 days of training challenges!

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Twitter distracts poker players from focusing on what matters: Their dream. Our 7-day email masterclass gives small stakes players the step-by-step instructions they need to get to high stakes. It's free. Enjoy.

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1 year

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

1 year

*Hiring Alert* Are you a winning online cash game player AND a native speaker of one of these languages? • French • German • Spanish • Italian • Dutch • Finnish • Norwegian • Portuguese • Russian • Bengali • Hindi • Indonesian • Mandarin Chinese

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PokerDetox

@PokerDetox

2 years

Most micros and small stakes players don’t have as big of a "talent problem” as they think. There are so many talented thinkers, educators, builders, and creators in the world. In fact, everyone is seen as an “expert” to someone else.

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